Chapter 33: Renzha?
Suddenly, Lu Qingqiu rushed over directly and snatched the rune from Li Mubai's hand.
"This is the Spirit Gathering Formation!Haha, good!"
Lu Qingqiu's voice obviously changed, and his voice was completely an old man.
At the same time, a cloud of black mist separated from Lu Qingqiu's body and turned into a black-robed old man again. And the real Lu Qingqiu immediately fell to the ground and didn't wake up.
"Do you have research on this?"
Li Mubai was a little panicked, but he had to be calm. Now, the old yellow dog and the bald eagle are gone, and they are on their own. Isn't there still Ling'e? No, that's the object of protection, and she can't be allowed to defend herself from danger.
"You're not afraid of me?" asked the black robe.
"It's a guest. Li Mubai replied with a smile.
"So, you found out about me a long time ago? So you deliberately took the stupid dog and the stupid bird. Then, he deliberately acted again...... Eh, after drinking that spring water, why does my stomach hurt? Hahaha, I'm also acting. ”
The black-robed old man teased and couldn't help laughing. I thought to myself, this offspring is really interesting, and it is actually possible to get such a treasure land. If he is willing to surrender to his master, his status will not be lower than his own.
At the same time, Li Mubai was also very curious, why didn't this old man get pregnant after drinking water?
"Since the visitor is a guest, how are you going to entertain the guests? Just now, I'll just drink some water. ”
"Oh, by the way, you said grilled fish, right? No, just unload this woman......
The black-robed old man looked down at Lu Qingqiu on the ground, suddenly waved his hand again, and said:
"It's better to eat fish, this skin is good, and it will be useful in the future if you keep it. Don't eat fish either, there are too many spines. Just some meat, I'm good at talking. ”
I'm going to eat people, and this is also a fucking good talker?
"This devil is not simple, and his strength is probably still above the goatee I met before...... Let's take a delaying tactic first, and see if we can give full play to the protagonist's aura......"
After some thought, Li Mubai decided to make barbecue.
Take out a deer, wash it briefly, and start a fire.
"Wait! What are you burning? You scumbag......"
The black-robed old man ran over and hugged Chai He, as if he was hugging his newly married daughter-in-law.
"Oh my God, this is all a miracle medicine......"
"You use it as firewood?"
Creak!
The black-robed old man broke a small branch, trembled and held it in his hand and asked Li Mubai:
"Do you know what this is?
"Eh, you don't understand ...... when you say it."
"What a loser!"
The black-robed old man sniffed the smell of the flowers.
"Authentic! Authentic! That's the taste! It's hard to find such a pure medicinal herb. ”
"It takes a lot of factors such as soil, environment, weather and so on to achieve this quality, and even requires a special luthier to play the music and ......listen to the herbs."
"I didn't expect my old man to ...... the medicine demon"
"Eh, my belly?"
Li Mubai thought that this time it was the upper body of the drama spirit again, so he didn't bother with this medicine demon old man at all, and continued to burn the fire to make food.
As for the magic medicine that the old man of the medicine demon sighed about......
"Hehe, who are you bluffing? Isn't it just some miscellaneous wood? That's all the firewood I pulled out of the storage bag and used it as a firewood, it's okay to be a match, but in terms of quality, I still dislike them for not having hard firewood to burn......"
Li Mubai continued to barbecue, and it didn't take long for it to be cooked.
Suddenly, I found that this demon had not made a sound for a long time, so I turned my head to look......
The old devil is really pregnant! He was lying on the ground with a big belly, and the Spirit Gathering Array rune in his hand was just covering his stomach.
The runes flickered, and streaks of white mist appeared all around.
"Is this the aura? You can use this method to gather more aura in the future. Li Mubai was overjoyed, which was also an unexpected gain.
However, the biggest surprise at the moment is that the Adversary is pregnant.
"Take advantage of your pregnancy, I will kill you!"
Li Mubai doesn't know the heart of the Virgin.
A punch was struck, and the spiritual power condensed into thunder. But when he saw the thunderball sizzling, the head of the demon was wiped out in an instant.
The Adversary lost his head and didn't bleed at all, but the rest of his body twitched violently.
And his belly quickly swelled and became bigger, like a balloon being inflated......
"Is this going to give birth?"
Li Mubai turned his head to look at Ling'e and consulted her opinion with his eyes.
However, having a baby is ......
Ling'e didn't understand, so she had to shake her head and blush.
"No way, is there another caesarean section?"
Li Mubai found a bone knife, but found that the Spirit Gathering Formation Rune was absorbing the demon's body!
I saw that the devil's body quickly deflated. Soon, there is literally only one placenta left in the entire body.
Horror ......
However, the birth of the Adversary was finally successfully completed.
This time, it was also a meat ball that was born.
Could it be that men give birth to children with raw meat balls?
Oddly enough, this ball of meat is not black, but red. It is also twice as big as the previous Mozha.
"Mozha ......"
"And what's this called?"
Li Mubai was very distressed and planned to take a break for a while.
"I'm going to be a man!"
The baby inside the red ball of flesh actually spoke.
"Do you want to call you?"
"Okay, yes, yes, I finally have a name!"
“......”
Li Mubai didn't know how to explain to this child.
Forget it, don't explain. lest his young heart be struck......
"Brother Mu Bai, this is the descendant of the devil, if you don't cut the grass and eradicate the roots, I'm afraid there will be endless troubles in the future. ”
Ling'e was telling the truth.
Li Mubai also thought about this problem.
"But that's a life. He has not yet been born, so who knows whether he will be a demon or a Buddha in the future? No one is born a demon, and he still has a long way to go......
"But!"
"Nothing. ”
Li Mubai directly put the red meat ball into the storage bag, where there was a forest, enough for him to grow in it.
"Renzha, this big tree should be your temporary home, and when you can walk, you can come out again." Oh, do you need something to eat?"
"Daddy, there's a lot of energy here, I don't need anything else, just Daddy tells me bedtime stories every day. ”
Li Mubai found that the father is so good.
"Storytelling? No problem. But I also have a request, you have to remember it. ”
"Say it, Daddy. ”
"It's just that sometimes, don't call me Daddy......"
"Why, Daddy?"
"Forget it, go to sleep. ”
"Daddy, I'm going to listen to bedtime stories. ”
"Okay. I'll tell you something practical, lest you grow up and be like your father and won't be able to get a daughter-in-law. ”
"Daddy, will I still not be able to get a daughter-in-law? Let's talk about something interesting, otherwise I won't be able to sleep......"
"Well, there are interesting stories too. Well, I'll tell you the story of Nuwa's creation of man today......"
......
When Ling'e heard the word "create a man", her face flushed with shame.