"Hey, tell me, what's so strange in the Tongyuan Dart Bureau? Why is it so early in the morning that it is surrounded by the servants of the six gates?"

"That's it, I haven't heard of any flower thieves in the capital lately?"

"Yes! In such a hot weather, let alone picking flowers, even hoeing grass will be tired and sweaty...... Phew! Okay, you're Zhang San! Why was I taken to the gutter by you by accident! It's not me Wang Er Mazi who said you...... Your thinking has always been very problematic! Usually, whenever we say the word woman, the first thing that comes to your mind is the flower girl in the Tibetan Jade Building...... As long as we say the word "villain...... Your first thought is always a flower thief!"

"Well, the eyes of the masses are bright! Wang Ermazi's words can be regarded as speaking to my heart! Zhang Sansheng is a thief with eyebrows and rat eyes, and he is not a good person at first glance!"

"Oh! We've been neighbors for so many years, don't look at me with that weird look now, okay......! But I can't help this! People can't look good...... Maybe I was born with a chivalrous heart! Alas, since that's all I have said, I have no choice but to tell the truth now...... Actually, there is no problem with my Zhang San's thoughts! I usually think of flower girls and flower thieves at the first time...... That's just because I'm a bit pessimistic by nature...... Well, that's all!"

"Phew, are you still pessimistic? If you are pessimistic, you will think of the flower girl...... Then I'd rather be more pessimistic! Phew! You're a good person who ruins three views! Even if others don't know about you...... As your hair is small, don't I Li Si still know it? It has always been the ideal in your heart...... Well, you can't be the girl in the Tibetan Jade Building in your life...... There is no doubt that your dream is to be a flower thief! When you were a child, you read a book at a glance...... Those who don't know still think you can't read! You pick up those bells and whistles to read...... Well, not only do I look at it, but I often hold a handful of bud rice noodles in my hand and blow it around from time to time...... Phew, good guy, now learn and sell, you use the bud rice noodles as a fan to blow it? just blow it...... Why do you keep blowing in my face?"

"Ahem! I blew rice noodles on your face...... That's to train you...... Phew! Don't go around me, okay! Which one is small with you! Other people's small hair is used to drink wine and eat meat together...... But you're good...... Fa Xiao is used to betray! Meet you Li Si...... I, Zhang San, have been unlucky for eight lifetimes!"

"Oh! You're still arguing with me! It's really against you! That headhunter, come here! There's a future flower thief here! You should take him now! Well, although he hasn't really picked any flowers yet...... But he has been secretly picking it in his heart...... We need to take precautions!"

"Ahem, what's going on with you two, why do you have to quarrel every time you meet...... It's just a raccoon dog! Let's talk about it seriously, okay? The officials of the Six Gates are so enthusiastic today, they may even be surrounded by a Jiangyang thief who kills people without blinking!"

"Phew! You can only spew blood! You don't want to think about it, Jiang Yang thieves do all the business of killing people and selling goods on weekdays...... And in the West Market, there are some trivial businesses, carrying rice and vegetables...... Will the Jiangyang thieves steal your rice or your vegetables? So, it's impossible for the Jiangyang thieves to live in the West Market!"

"Ahem! Zhang San, you really pretend to be confused! In the same way, even if there are flower thieves in the Jingshi...... He's only going to wander around the East Market! Not to mention anything else, the Hidden Jade Tower or something is in the bustling East Market!"

"That's it, what are the flower thieves picking here in the West Market?

"Phew! Li Si, you will only increase the morale of the East City and destroy the prestige of the West City! Let's not talk about anything else...... We're in this street...... That tofu Shih Tzu on the corner of the street is a flower in the West Market!"

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"Huh, I said tofu Shih Tzu...... Wang Ermazi, why are you nervous? Now the world is different! Beauty must be said loudly! Beauty must be displayed generously! Otherwise, who knows that you are born beautiful! Well, I heard that in ancient times, there was a powerful thing, what is it called 'self-beautifying body'...... Legend has it that as long as you have used that magical thing...... Whoever it is, it's beautiful at once!"

"Alas, you have that 'self-beautifying body' that sounds great...... But there are no flower thieves who are powerful, aren't they? I'm not afraid of 10,000, I'm afraid of what if! If there are flower thieves mixed in the crowd now...... Hearing the words that tofu Shih Tzu is so beautiful...... After that, I didn't take her away secretly!"

"Phew! Zhang San, Li Siwang, and Ermazi! Don't talk about whether those useless ones are good or not! Seeing this tense scene in front of me, the first thought in my heart was...... Mr. Jiang's head arrest has basically disappeared in the past few years...... Why did you suddenly appear in the West Market with a large number of subordinates today!"

"Ahem! I've heard people say that Mr. Jiang catches his head because his cultivation is hopeless, so he has been hiding at home for the past few years and borrowing wine to drown his sorrows...... But the tiger is thin and majestic...... It's not necessarily going to come out for a spin at any time!"

"Well, Mr. Jiang didn't just use wine to drown his sorrows because his cultivation was hopeless...... Now is the heyday of the era, and the cultivation is respectful, and I heard that those thieves in the rivers and lakes have a little bit of cultivation now...... In the first two years, there was a flower thief with a bit of cultivation in the Beijing Division...... Mr. Jiang chased people all the way down...... In the end, it was unsatisfactory, and the flower thief escaped by force!"

"Huh, I kind of understand when you say that...... Dare to be affectionate, there is a flower thief hidden in the dart bureau now?"

"Oh my God, you unproductive! Why are you going around and back to the flower thief!"

"So...... It is very possible! Shame and courage, so Mr. Jiang took all his subordinates to surround the dart game early in the morning...... This is called eating a trench and growing wisdom! Mr. Jiang is prepared for this time, catching turtles in the urn, and the flower thief hiding in it will be difficult to fly this time!"

"But then again...... Everyone has been a neighbor for so many years...... The dart masters and those executioners in the Tongyuan dart game all know the roots...... It doesn't look like a flower thief who is doing evil!"

"......Oh! I immediately remembered! Others are okay, but the Mo account room in the dart game is very suspicious......"

"What's suspicious about Mo's bookkeeper?"

"Ahem! He's a handful of years old, but his hair is jet black and shiny...... Needless to say, he must have secretly smeared a lot of hair oil on his hair every day!"

"Phew, that's what you call unsatisfactory, even if he secretly oils his hair every day...... Then his hair will only shine, not black! Just take 10,000 steps back...... He's just secretly smearing some hair oil...... People who love beauty also have it! It has nothing to do with suspicious or anything!"

"Don't be careless! That Mo's account is very suspicious! Listen to me...... He would sit in the small teahouse and drink tea every morning...... Drink tea, drink tea, you see Zhang Xuexue, when drinking tea, he never squints, but that Mo account room is good! While drinking tea, you have to look around...... As far as I can guess, he must have been sneaking a glance at the tofu Shih Tzu on the corner of the street out of the corner of his eye!"

"Ahem! Zhang Xuejiu is a serious scholar, and he pays attention to it on weekdays, so he doesn't look at it...... But we're different! We like to watch those offert people on weekdays!"

"Well, that's a good thing to say! What do I think of indecent acts! How do we punish those who like indecent things in our daily lives? That's right! If she dares to be indecent...... Then we'll dare to take the trouble to sneak a peek at her!"

"Huh? No, Wang Ermazi, don't you want to fish in troubled waters now! How do you know that Mo Shufang is secretly targeting tofu Shih Tzu all day long? Could it be that you are also secretly paying attention to tofu Shih Tzu all day long?"

"Well, in this way, not only does Mo Ledger behave strangely...... This Wang Er Mazi is not a good person!"

"The headcatcher...... Come here! Wang Er Mazi peeps at tofu Shih Tzu all day long...... I don't know if this can be considered a traitor?"

"Oh, don't you patronize and make noise! Didn't you hear the sudden sound of raindrops of horses' hooves and a loud reminder in ......the distance? It must be that the phoenix evil who does all kinds of evil is coming! Everyone quickly hide! If he sits down and the horse is trampled down at once...... That's amazing!"

"That's right! I heard that a rich man was swept away by his horse in the East Market a while ago...... Spent a lot of money to treat the disease, not to mention, in the end, he could only knock out his teeth and swallow blood in his stomach! Well, I heard that the rich man is no longer doing big business in the East Market...... I've been reduced to a small life in the West Market!"

"That's very weird! Although Feng Xishao rarely comes to the West Market...... I've heard that he's used to flying and domineering in the East City, and on weekdays, he takes a group of family members to fight horses in the streets, but he hasn't been reminded loudly!"

I heard that two years ago, he fell under the pomegranate skirt of the Oiran Demon Girl of the Tibetan Jade Building...... Don't say anything about it...... He didn't dare to breathe in front of the beautiful Oiran!"

"Ahem, I've heard about that, too! The demon Oiran never looked at him squarely...... Going to the pole is not a business, we all understand such a superficial truth...... He's good! The more people ignore him...... The more he likes to lean forward!"

"Oh my God! In this way, that phoenix evil boy was born a cheap skin...... Mixed up to his pitiful point...... Why don't you become a flower thief?"

"Phew! Zhang San! We didn't wronged you this time, did we? We just talked about the villains...... Look, you're the first to think of the flower thief!"