Volume 3 The Heavenly Realm Chapter 83: The Jade Emperor (II)
Taiwei Yuqing Palace.
The Jade Emperor stayed in the room bored, he picked up a jade, touched it, and put it back in its place.
The Jade Emperor has been awake for an hour, and in this hour, he is like grass growing in his heart, and he is so irritable that he can't do it.
The Jade Emperor picked up an empty wine bottle and poured it into his mouth, this was the tenth time he had picked up the wine bottle, and although the last drop of wine in the wine bottle had been licked clean by him an hour ago, he still picked up the wine bottle with great interest.
"I've had enough!" the Jade Emperor slammed the bottle to the ground, and with a "snap", shards were all over the ground.
"Someone!" shouted the Jade Emperor.
After a while, the two heavenly soldiers just now came in: "What does Your Majesty command?" ”
"You guys, go and get me wine!" said the Jade Emperor, pointing to the two of them, he was now drunk and completely forgot what the man had just said to him.
"Your Majesty, you've already drunk a lot today, and besides, ............"
"Didn't you hear what I said, go and !!!" The Jade Emperor seemed to be enraged, he slammed the jade just now to the ground, he glared and cursed.
"Yes!" the two heavenly soldiers trotted away.
Outside the Taiwei Yuqing Palace, the two heavenly soldiers turned into Sun Wukong and Yang Jian.
"It seems that there is really something wrong with this Jade Emperor. Yang Jian said.
"Listening to the conversation between the Jade Emperor and the person just now, they seem to be planning something. Sun Wukong said.
"Great Sage, do you recognize who that person was just now?" Yang Jian asked.
Sun Wukong shook his head.
"Now it seems that the Jade Emperor is most likely fake. It's just that a fake Jade Emperor, why can he escape my heavenly eye?" Yang Jian seemed to be asking Sun Wukong, and seemed to be talking to himself.
"That's what makes me weird. Sun Wukong scratched his cheeks, and then said: "Erlang Zhenjun, it's better to be like this, not long after that person left just now, you go and follow him and see what you find, I'm just here staring at this Jade Emperor." ”
"Good. After speaking, Yang Jian turned into an afterimage and disappeared.
Sun Wukong scratched the back of his head, hehe, he plucked a monkey hair, and when he blew, it turned into a jar of wine.
He transformed, and changed back to the appearance of a heavenly soldier.
"Your Majesty, here comes the wine. Sun Wukong walked to the door and knocked on the door.
"Wine?!" As soon as the Jade Emperor heard the word wine, he immediately opened the door, and he snatched a jar of wine from Sun Wukong's arms.
The Jade Emperor couldn't wait to open the wine seal, he poured himself a large glass of wine, and drank it in one gulp.
"Good wine, good wine!" the Jade Emperor was very satisfied, and he was already smiling.
Sun Wukong watched from the side and smiled secretly.
At this time, the Jade Emperor suddenly looked at Sun Wukong, he slapped the table, and shouted: "Hmm, why are you still standing there? Come and pour me wine!"
Sun Wukong walked over and poured a glass of wine for the Jade Emperor.
The Jade Emperor drank it all.
"Why are you pouring so slowly, hurry up!" the Jade Emperor slapped the table again, his face flushed, and his tongue was knotted.
Sun Wukong poured cup after cup, Jade Emperor drank cup after cup, and after a while, this jar of wine was drunk by the Jade Emperor.
"Well, why is there no wine, bring me another jar!" the Jade Emperor's words were no longer clear, he squinted his eyes, touched the empty wine glass, and said while laughing.
Sun Wukong's eyes rolled, and then he laughed evilly, he recited a spell, and in an instant he shrank several times, only the size of a mosquito, he looked at the sleeping Jade Emperor, and flew directly into the body of the Jade Emperor.
The Jade Emperor's stomach was already filled with wine, and the stomach acid mixed with the wine gas formed a sour smell, and Sun Wukong was nauseated, and couldn't help covering his mouth and nose.
Sun Wukong pointed with his hand and said: "Change!"
In an instant, the wine in the Jade Emperor's stomach turned into a monkey hair.
"Smoke the old grandson!" Sun Wukong fanned the wind with his hand and took a long breath.
The Jade Emperor had a dream, in which he sat in the Yao Pond, and a jar of immortal wine was placed in front of him, and suddenly, the lid of the immortal wine flew out by itself, and the wine in the jar automatically flew into his mouth.
In the dream, he is not drunk in a thousand cups, and the wine in the dream is inexhaustible.
The Jade Emperor wandered in the immortal wine, unable to extricate himself.
However, the good dream did not last long, and the Jade Emperor woke up in a violent stomach pain.
"Oops!" the Jade Emperor clutched his stomach, sweating like rain.
"Someone!" shouted the Jade Emperor, but no one responded to him.
The Jade Emperor fell to the ground, and he kept rolling around.
"Jade Emperor Lao'er!" Suddenly, a voice came from around.
"Who are you, where are you?" asked the Jade Emperor, gritting his teeth and enduring the pain.
"I'm in your belly. ”
"What?!............ Are you in my belly?" the Jade Emperor's eyes widened.
"That's right. A voice came from the Jade Emperor's stomach.
"You............ You come out for me!"
"I'll ask you a few questions, and as long as you answer truthfully, I'll go out. ”
"I am the Lord of Heaven, Jade Emperor, you dare to talk to me like this?"
"Hmph!" Sun Wukong kicked hard in the stomach of the Jade Emperor.
"Oops............ Oops............" The Jade Emperor's stomach cramped, and he hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, you ask, I will definitely answer truthfully." ”
"First question, who are you?"
"I............ I'm the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor visibly hesitated.
"You're lying!" Sun Wukong kicked three more times in a row.
"Ahh............h I said, I said, I'm actually a demon in hell. The Jade Emperor said.
"Oh, evil ghost, you are talking nonsense, if you are really changed by evil ghosts, then why can't my fiery eyes see it?" asked Sun Wukong again.
"What?!
"Answer the question!" Sun Wukong kicked again.
"I............ One day, a man came to me and said that he wanted me to do something for him, and if he did it, he could get out of hell forever and become the lord of the Three Realms. After that, he took me to the heavenly realm, and I fainted, and after that, I became the Jade Emperor. The False Jade Emperor said bitterly.
"Who is the person who went to find you?"
"It's the guy I was talking to. The fake Jade Emperor said.
"Who the hell is he?"
"I don't know! I really don't know, Grandpa Great Sage, just let me go. The False Jade Emperor pleaded.
"Okay!" With that, a mosquito flew out of the fake Jade Emperor's mouth, and then slowly turned into a human form.
"The Great Sage spares his life!" The fake Jade Emperor didn't care about his face, and knelt down directly.
"You, take me to the person just now!" Sun Wukong said.
"Good ............" However, before the fake Jade Emperor's words were finished, he fell down............