Mortal Song Chapter 30 What is my ranking?
Early the next morning, a family of four had just had breakfast, and the fat man came to visit.
As soon as he entered the door, he said to Liu Xuyang: "Chi Chen came back last night!"
"I'll be back when I'm back, what's the matter with me?"
"I'll tell you an unfortunate news, Chi Chen has stepped into the Dust Washing Realm!"
"It's okay, he's transcendental, and I'll kill him too!"
The fat man gave a thumbs up: "The boss is really good!"
Liu Yuyang shook his head and said: "Remember not to call me the boss in the future, I will be called Liu Er in the future, and our family will be ranked again according to strength." ”
Liu Xuyang coughed.
"I would like to solemnly introduce you to the boss of our family. ”
Liu Suyang pointed at Ruoruo and said: "This is our boss, Lin Boss, Lin Da! I will be the second in the future, Liu Er, remember not to call it wrong." ”
The fat man smiled and said, "What is the eldest and second, Lao Tzu is still the third." ”
Hearing this, Quack San rubbed the ground, jumped on top of the fat man's head, kicked him, and croaked a few times.
Liu Suyang hurriedly said: "Qua San is it, it got it from fighting, don't mess with the generation." ”
Qian Fatzi's eyes widened: "Then what rank am I?
Liu Yuyang sighed and said, "The fourth child is also occupied." You're late, and you're going to be fifth, okay! You're going to be called Qian Five. ”
"Money five, money six, it doesn't matter, as long as the boss gives candy to eat. Do you have any more Dream Dust Pills?
"No, there are only three in total, I gave you one, I gave one to Mr. Yan Lie yesterday, and if you eat one, I didn't keep it myself. ”
"I'm going! Boss Lin is all right after eating? It's really a god, in the future, Qian Wu will definitely go to the soup for the boss, before and after the saddle, he will not give up. ”
Lin Xiaoruo giggled when she heard this.
"This fat guy is so funny!"
The fat man hurriedly said: "It's too late for Boss Lin to regret it now! I also have money at home! And I have the ability to do it better than this kid! My realm is still higher than him! Boss think about it again! Don't hang yourself on this crooked-necked willow tree." ”
Lin Xiaoruo smiled and said, "Okay, okay, I'll think about it!"
Liu Wuyang kicked the fat man out of the door!
"It's only been a few words, and I want to pry the proprietress to say!
The fat man hesitated for a moment, and then said categorically: "I want the boss lady!"
Liu Xuyang stared at the sky.
"Brother, open your eyes and see, what kind of world is this? Lao Tzu saved a white-eyed wolf and cut me off!"
After speaking, he wrestled with the fat man, and the fat man pressed the catkins to the ground twice and pressed them into the meat.
At this time, a flash of lightning suddenly flashed in the clear sky, clicked, and slashed on the fat man, who was trembling by the electricity, fell aside, and got up for half a day!
Qian Dafu touched his aching back and looked at the sky.
"A thunderbolt on a sunny day! God, I really obeyed you, I didn't split enough yesterday! This boss lady Lao Tzu won't rob it, you can spare me!"
The catkins lying on the ground laughed and gave a thumbs up to the sky.
"I didn't expect that I would have a yellow robe today!
Liu Er is beautiful here, and suddenly feels that the surroundings are suddenly quiet, very weird, and when he gets up, he sees that a fairy-like beauty is looking at him with resentment.
Dressed in purple, with long silver hair, bright eyes and bright teeth, Chu Chu is lovely, if it is not Elder Mo Li, who else can there be?
"This life-and-death battle with Chi Chen, I told the dean, and I will go for you. This Holy Spirit Three List, the Light of Genius, don't participate!"
Liu Wuyang hugged his fists.
"Elder Xie Moli Meiyi, well, this Chi Chen is still my own, I can defeat him. ”
Elder Mo Li was anxious, and his little face was flushed.
"Chi Chen has already entered the dust washing realm last night, you are looking for death if you go!"
"Elder Mo Li, don't worry, my family Boss Liu, no, there is absolutely no problem with Second Elder Liu, it's no problem to beat that Chi Chen!"
Mo Li looked at the fat man with a puzzled face.
"What's the boss, the second?"
"Oh! Our family has just been ranked by strength, if it is the boss, I am the second, this is the third, that is the duck four, the fat man has to be added, it is called Qian five. It's all a joke, not a real thing. ”
"Then I'll also participate, in terms of strength, how many do I rank?"
In just one sentence, Liu Wuyang was like being struck by lightning, stupid on the spot, if his brain was hole, he couldn't keep up with the rhythm change in this game.
Seeing that the situation was not good, the fat man coughed dryly: "Boss, no, Liu Er, I remembered that there was still a little urgent matter at home, so I left first." ”
"There are five people in our family, the five elements! No more, and Chi Chenna, my Boss Lin will fight, and promise to knock him down with one punch, so I won't worry about this kid in my family. ”
Liu Xuyang looked at Qian Dafu, who had already gone away, and shouted loudly: "I still have a few pieces of candy here, do you want Qian Wu." ”
"Keep it for yourself!" the fat man shouted farther and farther away......
At this time, there was a noise in the house, and the village chief woke up in time to save Liu Laoer's life.
Lin Xiaoruo hurriedly ran back to the house, only to see that the village chief had already sat up by himself, his face was ruddy, and it seemed that there was no big problem.
Mo Li looked at Liu Yuyang in the courtyard, and said angrily: "I also want to join, I want to be the boss, you can do it yourself!"
After speaking, he summoned a mocking wind, and with a phoenix roar, only the bewildered Liu Lao Er was left in the small courtyard.
When the village chief woke up, he felt that he was much younger again, and he walked vigorously, and his white hair turned a little black, which was really a bit of rejuvenation.
When I have the opportunity, I will definitely take you to the Lingdu to see, it is really a fairyland on earth, and I was reluctant to wake up in my dream just now!"
"Okay, okay, village chief, I wanted to go and see it too!"
Xiao Ruo glared at Liu Xuyang, who was in a daze, and said angrily: "If you stay here any longer, this kid's soul will be gone!"
"Huh, what do you two say?"
Liu Lao Er looked puzzled.
Lin Xiaoruo was so angry that he grabbed the village chief and was discharged from the hospital to relax!
"Quack, quack, quack......"
Liu Yuyang heard obvious ridicule from the cry of Qua San, reached out and threw Qua San to the ground, kicking it away!
"You are a little deflated child, and you dare to laugh at Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu likes to see what's wrong with beautiful women, and Lao Tzu hasn't got started! Such a big beauty, pretty standing here, can't Lao Tzu have some thought activities in his heart?"
"Quack, quack, quack......"
"I'll go! You kid has a kind! Lao Tzu won't stew you alive today, you will be the second, and Lao Tzu will be the third!"
The small courtyard suddenly became lively again, and when he saw that things were not good, he hurriedly gave Ya Si a look, and then jumped on the back of the purple gold crow, croaked twice, flapped his wings and flew away......
Liu Lao Er watched the frog fly to the crow, the empty courtyard, raised the sky and looked at the sky, and sighed.
"Since ancient times, I have been amorous and hateful, and it is the most difficult to get rid ......of the grace of beauties, God!
"Click"
The second Liu with a smoking buttocks, jumping three feet high!
"Oh my God, you're not authentic!"