191. Naked clothes scolding friends
As soon as the white-faced ape approached, he was knocked down by a punch from Zishou, who had been prepared.
Although Hong Yao's incident is not in the original book, he remembers this one very deeply.
Daji is his wife, can you make a stinky monkey move your hands and feet?
It's a pity that he didn't take off his clothes, if Hong Yaolai came out naked and scolded him, the gimmick would also be there, and he wouldn't worry about it being spread.
Just as he was about to think so, one of them came out of the queue and took off his clothes.
Zishou first covered Daji's eyes, and then fixed his eyes to take a look, it was too upset.
He remembered that Tai Yi and Hong Yao, San Yisheng, and Nangong Shi were known as the four friends of King Wen, Nangong Shi was in Xiqi, and San Yisheng and Hong Yao had already scolded and opened their mouths, and they jumped back, will Tai Yi be far away?
The ministers covered their eyes, and Hong Yao was also very strange.
This time it was their internal activities, although Taidian was friendly with several of them when he was young, but later he invested in business, so he had no contact.
Hong Yao thought about it, Taidian has been the same as himself all these years, and he can't be reused, is it because he is depressed and decided to devote himself to Xiqi like himself and others?
That's a great thing!
Taidian walked in front of Hong Yao, not caring about everyone's eyes at all, Lang Lang said: "Brothers are like clothes, monarchs are like heads, clothes are torn, they can still be sewn, and the head is broken, how can it be continued?"
"Today's clothes will cut off my head, then the bento temple will abandon my clothes to prove my innocence!"
It's too upside down, it's too crazy.
The clothes were still on the ground, and they were so covered in red fruit, and when the temple turned around, as if singing about the elephant why your trunk is so long.
Hong Yao was a little puzzled, and said, "Are you innocent? Who is dirty?"
Taidian looked straight at him and said, "You." ”
Tai Yi said: "If you don't know Mingjun, your eyes are cloudy, if you don't read poetry and books, your mouth is cloudy, if you believe rumors, your ears are cloudy, if you don't know the past and the present, your body is cloudy, and if you don't tolerate the ministers, your belly is cloudy!"
"You, I, San Yisheng, and Nangong Shi all had a good relationship with Xibohou when they were young, and now Xibohou leads foreign races to attack business, Xibohou's heart is known to everyone, you don't want to persuade each other, but have a different heart, named Shangchen, but is actually a business thief, even this heart is turbid!"
"I'm too ashamed to be with you! Su Wen is better than Gan's heart, Hong Yao, do you dare to cut your heart and abdomen in this hall, take out your black heart, and prove your innocence?"
When Zishou heard the word Bigan, he remembered this old Uncle Wang, who was about to be forgotten.
It turns out that there is such a person! But there has been no news, and it seems that there is no much trouble, so let him go.
The ministers listened and listened, sensed that something was wrong, and suddenly lowered their hands.
Hong Yao and San Yisheng actually intersected with Ji Chang?
Coupled with the Bo Yi exam that I saw in the court today, how could there be such a coincidence?
Here, but there is something to say.
These two people are all loyal ministers of Xibohou!
The purpose of the two is probably to slander the reputation of the king of Xu, so as to put pressure on Ji Chang to rescue him.
At this time, Zishou also felt that something was wrong.
The combination of San Yisheng and Hong Yao, coupled with the white-faced ape's identification of demons, stands to reason that the mediocre value is appropriate.
But it was so upside down that everything changed.
directly exposed the identities of San Yisheng and Hong Yao's undercover agents, and their positions changed, and the two were no longer loyal businessmen admonishing, but dissenting businessmen slandering.
However, the problem is not big, that is, the ministers and princes and nobles know about it, but the common people still don't understand.
As long as he conceals this relationship and Tai Ying's rhetoric, the script that has been scolded can still be performed on stage and spread to the people.
Those who want to arrange the music should be able to understand their own meaning, and it is not difficult to cut it.
Zishou said: "Take Hong Yao down, starve for three days, and be punished with cannon burning." ”
The town hall generals Fang Xiang and Fang Bi immediately took down Hong Yao, this person dared to scold them for being wine bags and rice bags?
They are the most famous football goalkeepers in Chaoge today, okay!
Standing in front of the door with a body of more than two meters is an invisible deterrent!
Zishou said again: "Take down the Taidian and undress in the palace, what kind of system will it be?"
I haven't figured out how to deal with Tai Buan, this extremely talented Zhou Chen in the original book jumped to become a merchant minister, and he was angry in the palace, and he was bound to get the favor of the ministers, which was not easy to do, so he could only let it go first.
Tai Yi laughed and walked out of the hall, he was originally inclined to Xiqi, but in the few years that he was an official, he saw the changes in the world.
Although it should not be reused, and some are undesirable, does it matter?
Isn't everything he has learned just to benefit the world and stabilize society?
Now that everything is going in a good direction under the reign of King Xu, why should he help Xibohou in turn?
Even if what he has learned is hidden in his chest for a lifetime, as long as the world is stable and the people live and work in peace and contentment, he is willing!
Suddenly, Zishou thought of Jiao Feng again.
The glue will not .... Jump the other way around, right?
He thought about it seriously, it couldn't be.
Jiao Fei eyebrowed with Ji Chang on the hunt, and secretly visited Ji Chang when he left Chaoge, how could he jump back!
Pressing down on what happened just now, Zi Shou hooked his hand and asked Xiang Boyi: "What is this second treasure?"
Bo Yi Kao lowered his head, Tai Yi ruined everything he had planned, originally San Yisheng and Hong Yao were in the dark, no one knew their relationship with Xiqi, it was seamless, and now the identity of Xibohou's old friend was exposed, and he was completely passive.
He had to sigh that the king of the city was really deep, and he actually said that it was too bad, and when the palace suffered trouble, the troubled courtiers were all old friends of Xibohou, and they could still talk to themselves with a pleasant face.
Bo Yi Kao decided to wait and see what happened, step by step, took out an object, and said respectfully: "This treasure is called sobering felt, if a person is drunk and lies on this felt, it will only take a moment to wake up." ”
The ministers sighed one after another, this is really a treasure, or a treasure that is urgently needed.
With the sobering felt, the king can go to court even if he has a hangover.
Although San Yisheng is an old friend of Xibohou, he may have ulterior motives, but what he said is right, bringing drunk to the court, the impact is really not good, it has been half a year, and it should be changed.
"Your Majesty can try it. ”
Yang Ren said eagerly, he felt that this was his dereliction of duty.
Such a big stain has to be sprayed all the time, sprayed until His Majesty changes it, why did he give up in the first place?
"Your Majesty, please sober up!"
The ministers should also be peaceful, only Wen Zhong's old god stood in place, indifferent.
The ministers felt that the Taishi was probably unhappy when he was scolded, and the Taishi was a jealous and hateful person, and he didn't cut down the two courtiers with different intentions in the court, and they were already considered to have been restrained.
The people of the temple brought the sobering felt, put it on the seat, and immediately shouted: "Well, it is really useful, I have woken up from the wine, and it is indeed a treasure! The offence of the white-faced ape will be offset by this object, and if the third thing is also a strange thing, there will be a heavy reward!"
Zishou remembered that the third treasure was the Yellow Emperor's self... No, the seven-spice car is also the most precious treasure, and with a little reward, such as women's clothing or something, you can leave the Bo Yi test in Chaoge to brush the mediocrity.
In this way, Ji Chang was placed under house arrest, and Bo Yi was left behind, and he was humiliated, isn't this equivalent to a proton!
The mediocrity on Xiqi's side will never be less.
Before Bo Yi Kao could speak, Wen Zhong came out and said: "The old minister knows this thing, and the drunken person lies on this felt, and it only takes a moment for the clouds to rise and wake up naturally." ”
Zishou subconsciously said: "What the Taishi said is right, I am extremely sober now. ”
However, the ministers found a problem, and the clouds rose.
There were no clouds rising just now!
Wen Zhong turned to ask Xiang Boyi, "What does it mean if there are no clouds rising on the felt?"
Bo Yi Kao still didn't raise his head, and responded: "That is not drunk." ”
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