Chapter 1: Be a fat man with ideals

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"Fatty, do you have ideals?"

Han Xuanluo was bored and chewed on the dog's tail grass, and asked in a voice from between his pouting teeth.

felt the big lump that had no dead ends to cover his sunbathing, and the corners of his mouth twitched immediately......

What kind of ideal can a fat person have, it is nothing more than eating too much and not getting fat, drinking too much and not rising, the world is full of granaries!

Hearing this, Chi Bupang seriously coiled his round belly, and said without thinking: "Back to the world, although our figure is not angry, we have always wanted to stand on the top of the highest mountain, and we will look at the scenery from the top of the mountain. ”

"The piggyback suction mouth is the same as our little dwarf!"

After speaking, Chi Bupang wrapped his sleeves in front of him with both hands, raised his shoulders against the big sarcoma slightly, and squinted a line of heaven and earth, and looked at the blue sky yearningly.

Sting!

Hearing only a cracking sound, Han Xuanluo immediately laughed at the grass clippings that filled his mouth, pointed to the cloth clothes that were torn apart and exposed his flesh, and smiled breathlessly: "You have memorized it when Ling Jue is at the top, do you know what the next sentence is?"

"Lazy...... It's small!"

Hearing the undisguised ridicule, Chi Bupang felt the swishing coolness coming from the creaking nest in hindsight, and immediately twisted left and right a few times and found that he was unable to cover it, so he directly lay on his back on the lawn as if he was barely covering his shame, and mouthed Han Xuan Luo Nunu who was rolling with a smile, "What about the prince?"

"I'm beaten all over by the invincible opponents in the world, and then the world is invincible!"

Han Xuanluo's expression was slightly restrained, and his hands made a pulp-like gesture and then lost behind him, with the contrast between his handsome appearance and the lump of flesh beside him, he had a bit of everyone's demeanor.

The system he has is not a monster fight, but a beating upgrade!

Not only can it convert the damage value into internal force, but it can also engrave the killer's exercises, which makes Han Xuanluo have this ambition and sincerely invite professional killers from all over the world to come and assassinate!

Han Xuanluo originally wanted to use himself as a positive teaching material to teach the fat man a lesson, but his attention was attracted by the fat man's slightly trembling belly, and finally his face was straight, his eyes were shining, and he asked in a deep voice with a much more serious tone: "Don't bluff me, dead fat man, is it practicing or being angry?"

"Neither,...... Just half full. ”

Han Xuanluo's expression was stunned when he heard this, he subconsciously clenched the saber on his waist, kicked the lump of meat on the ground, and his starry eyes vigilantly looked at the wind and grass around him, "Judging by the trembling amplitude of this belly, the horse thief may be less than ten miles away from here." ”

Chi Bupang's glimmer of light flashed, his legs kicked upward, and the fat on his body trembled strangely, and he was actually bounced off the ground and stood up, and suddenly grass clippings flew and the earth trembled......

"There are a lot of horse thieves, you have to use beauty to attack in groups, you go up to disgust for men, and I go up to tempt women. Han Xuanluo said with a serious plan.

Hearing this, Chi Bupang was stunned for a moment, and said with a bitter face: "...... Lord Shizi, a difficult woman in the horse thief industry. ”

"Oh, you're still loyal, I'm embarrassed to rob you of your business, and I'll give you a thumbs up. Han Xuanluo patted Chi Bupang on the shoulder with satisfaction and gave him a thumbs up, then turned around and became one with the thick bushes......

Chi Bupang's face immediately drooped, and after snorting indignantly, he lifted his stomach and moved towards the front of the smoke and dust.

The fat man came majestically, and the small stones on the ground trembled uneasily and made a rustling sound.

A group of horse thieves hurriedly stopped their horses, gently stroked the horses' necks and foreheads, and watched in shock at the approaching figure of the giant Mac, and their hearts instantly cooled in half!

I finally wanted to do the ticket business, but I also met the iron horse of the demon king Han Zheng!

So when Chi Bupang appeared, they also subconsciously looked behind him, and they were sure that it was this fat man who walked out of the momentum of thousands of troops and horses in an instant!

The thief immediately threw a leather whip on the body of the spy, pointed to the lump in front of him, and asked angrily: "This is the big deal of oil, water and fertilizer you said, and it is so big and fat in the literal sense of the word!"

Chi Bupang saw from a distance that the thief leader was angrily brandishing a small leather whip and beating his subordinates, and his legs were immediately frightened, and he subconsciously swallowed his saliva.

But when the thief looked at him, he panicked instantly, and after hurriedly commanding the team to retreat a few steps, he said solemnly, "Strong man and slow, our village is small, and I can't feed your big Buddha." ”

Chi Bupang was slightly stunned when he heard this, raised his stomach and asked curiously, "Aren't you here to kidnap tickets?"

The corner of the thief's mouth twitched, and he glanced at the ragged Chi Bupang with disdain, and immediately his face changed slightly as if he remembered something, leaned forward, and asked with a solemn expression: "Strong man, you tell us the truth, are the few horse thieves who have disappeared recently have anything to do with you?"

Chi Bupang immediately thought of the recent deeds of following Han Xuanluo for the Heavenly Path, and immediately lifted his stomach arrogantly, "That's right, it's in Xia Chi Bupang!"

The group of horse thieves immediately gasped, and the mysterious strategist stepped forward a little, leaned down and whispered with Chi Bupang: "Zhuangshi, we pay you twice as much food here, how about you help eat down the cottage opposite us?"

Chi Bupang shook his head in confusion, and the thief immediately clenched his teeth, and his heart was cross!

"Triple times, it can't be more!"

Seeing that the thief leader believed in himself like this, Chi Bu Pang immediately flushed with two blushes on his fat face, shyly smacked the back of his head, and said without thinking about it: "This matter for Tianxingdao is all the credit of my young master, if you are bullied by the village next door, I can help you tell you." ”

The thief's slightly narrowed eyes flashed with a wise light, "I don't know where your young master is now?"

After speaking, he tightened his grip on the handle of the knife and quietly turned his other hand behind his back......

On the other hand, Chi Bu Pang innocently straightened his round belly, rubbed the mane of the horse, and said with a straight face: "The young master doesn't let others know that he is hiding in the bushes, I won't say it!"

The thief grinned when he heard this, and at the same time he suddenly clenched his fist with one hand, Sen Ran took his saber out of the sheath, slapped Chi Bupang's fat Q bomb face with the back of the fishy knife, and said jokingly: "Fatty, you are a kind person!"

After saying that, the thief leader grabbed the horse's belly with his legs, and led a group of horse thieves to rush towards the pile of bushes with a roar......

Han Xuanluo's expression was stunned when he saw this, and he immediately threw away the thick leaves he was holding in his hand, touched the black gold soft armor in the brocade clothes, and with confidence, he drew his sword and got up to split the bushes in front of him, and the tip of the sword overflowing with cold light pointed directly at those horse thieves who rushed arrogantly, and couldn't help but snort coldly, "It seems that Ben Shao is very low-key, and the little black man is ready to work." ”

"Di Dong, it is necessary to remind you that the business of this system is only limited to the conversion of internal force damage value, and these pure physical damage still need to be digested by yourself!"

The system spirit floating above Han Xuan's Luo Dantian Qi Sea, the black cat said crisply.

Han Xuanluo's face turned dark when he heard this, and his eyes lit up with green light when he looked at him with fierce gods and evil spirits, just like a hungry wolf looking at the little lamb with drooling eyes, and immediately shook off goosebumps all over his body.

"The refusal is very tactful and kind, and at this time, what are you polite, and some practical things come out!"

"I'm embarrassed to be a horse thief these days without any internal strength, can you seriously respect the noble profession of killers!"

Looking at the brocade clothes and jade belt on Han Xuanluo's body, the screaming became more and more vigorous, and the cold saber broke through the headwind, so smooth that it cut Han Xuanluo's neck without the slightest trembling, and the overall flowing movement was extremely pleasing to the eye.

These wandering horse thieves did not choose to kidnap tickets, but simply killed people and sold goods!

In the small rivers and lakes of Qinzhou, there is an unwritten rule, but anyone who can kill people and cross goods is absolutely effortless to tie up tickets, because Qinzhou is the fief of Han Zheng, the king of the Yin Dynasty, and the army of millions of tigers and wolves under his command swallows thousands of miles like tigers, unifies the Central Plains land that has been in turmoil for a hundred years, and the horses step on the bloody martial arts of the Central Plains.

Breaking ground on the head of Tai Sui Ye was to lick blood on the tip of a knife, and the horse thief who was the most powerful in the past was wiped out by the iron horse overnight because of the kidnapping ticket, leaving no one alive.

Therefore, now that they dealt with Han Xuanluo, they did not hesitate to make a dead move, but of course, they also avoided the brocade clothes on Han Xuanluo's body in a very arrogant manner, and the guys in their hands all greeted Han Xuanluo's handsome face, so that even if it was a dead person, it was difficult to distinguish that it was the handsome son.

Seeing this, the corners of Han Xuanluo's mouth immediately twitched slightly, "If you don't hit someone, do you think that if you destroy the face of the master, the girls in the world will look at you more?"

Immediately tightened the long sword in his hand, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he found a flaw in the intertwined sword light and sword shadow, and his whole body was wrapped in the sword body, and his bright eyes were instantly dimmed, as if he was covered with a layer of gray mist, and all the attacks around him were slowed down by half a beat, and he pulled out and stabbed straight at the flaw that was gradually magnified!

Unexpectedly, at this moment, there was a sudden darkness in front of him, and a mountain that seemed to fall from the sky suddenly descended in front of him, and the powerful shock force immediately made Han Xuanluo slide out a few meters, and those sword lights and sword shadows aimed at him also pierced into Chi Bupang's body.

Han Xuanluo's eyes were about to crack when he saw this, and the internal force of the dantian qi sea was mobilized in a state of overwhelming force, "Hold on to the dead fat man, the master will take you to the highest mountain!"

However, this Han Xuanluo was just about to break through the sword by taking advantage of the wind, but he saw that Chi Bu Pang instantly lifted the dantian, and the abdominal muscles on his big belly were soft like brocade after a long bounce and undulation, and the edges of those swords were all dissolved.

Immediately after the fat man's dantian was loose, after accumulating the power of cotton sinking, he was just like a meteoric iron, and he was so fierce that he moved forward, and the energy accumulated between the relaxation was instantly released beyond the release, and those swords were like paper paste and were broken inch by inch by the impact of the force, and the horse thieves in the front row only felt that the heavy wind was coming, and everyone was planted on the ground.

Rao is Han Xuanluo was accidentally injured by his internal strength, and the black cat in the Qi Sea Dantian shook for a while and then read crisply;

"Di Dong, the internal strength of the cotton belly is transformed, and the cotton belly is learned to be a high-quality martial artist, and the proficiency is beginner!"

Han Xuanluo was stunned when he heard this, and then the dantian qi sea was warm and comfortable, and the damage value of the cotton belly was all converted into internal force.

"The dead fat man's cotton belly can actually absorb the sword, and this fat meat is really not eaten in vain. ”

At that moment, Han Xuanluo habitually leaned back, raised Erlang's legs and was about to take a look, carrying it to improve his proficiency, but unexpectedly, the pool of Bupang was holding his stomach and running back, still holding the white steamed bun that he didn't know from there.

"Fatty, keep fighting, I'll let Han Zheng give you an official when I turn around!"

"Lord Shizi, I'm hungry......"

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