Mortal Song Chapter 61 The Frightened Fat Man
Liu Wuyang slipped into the fat man's room, and when he saw this shocking scene, he hurriedly covered his mouth, afraid of making a sound, and tiptoed to the fat man's bed, and gently touched the blood-colored branch with his hand.
As soon as Liu Xuyang's hand touched the branch, the branch retracted back into the belly of the fat man like a snake!
"What the hell is this? It can't be a TMD xenoparasite, right? Little money and fat man, you are so blessed!"
Liu Wuyang muttered.
The fat man was sleeping very well and dreaming, but somehow he suddenly woke up and saw this college scumbag squatting in front of his bed, thinking that he was still dreaming, and scolded!
"Sure enough, I think about it every day, and I dream about it at night! What I worry about during the day, I come at night, I have to guard against this!"
"Fat man, who do you say you want to guard against? Lao Tzu is here to save you today, I will come a few days later, you fat man, you will become a thin man, no! It is possible to be sucked dry. I said these days, look at how you are a little thin, it turns out that you are fat and used as fertilizer!"
When the fat man saw this scumbag, he grunted a lot of human words, knowing that it was not in a dream, he sat up suddenly, tightly covered his clothes, and shouted nervously!
"Liu Er, it's a big night, you're not in Ruoruo's room, what are you doing in my house? In the middle of the night, two lonely and widowed men, what do you mean? You're already like this, but don't ruin my reputation!"
"What do you mean I'm like this, what's wrong with me? Fat man, I do have something to look for you. ”
"In the middle of the night, if there is anything to talk about tomorrow, isn't it? Say what's wrong with you, what kind of bad are you holding back? Don't pull me fat, my fat man has been hurt by you very badly. I've been with you for less than three months, and I'm going to die four times, which is too dangerous, not safe at all. ”
Liu Fuyang was furious, threw himself in front of the fat man, rode on him, and punched him with a big cheeky face.
"You dead fat man, why do you speak so unconscionable?, when did you die, it wasn't me Liu Er who saved you! I tell you, I came to save you this time, you have been haunted by evil spirits, and you will be done in a few days. ”
Qian Dafu didn't look like a joke when he saw Liu Wuyang, so he believed it in his heart?
"Really, how dare I believe what you scumbag?"
Liu Xuyang was preparing the wording to see how to explain this matter to Qian Dafu, how to make him believe that there was a ghost in his body? Suddenly, there was a creak, the door opened, and Jiang Qianfan broke in with a candle!
"Oh, I'll go...... You two, excuse me! I heard the noise, so I came to take a look...... Excuse me, I'll leave. ”
Jiang Qianfan borrowed the candlelight to see Liu Xuyang actually riding on Qian Dafu, and also remembered the rumors during the day, he couldn't help but be shocked, and turned around to leave!
"Stop him quickly, otherwise the two of us will not be able to wash it by jumping into Chu Jiang in this life!"
The fat man screamed, like a rabbit! Suddenly he got up from the bed, thundered quickly, blocked the door, raised a kick, and kicked Jiang Qianfan to the ground.
"Brother Jiang, don't be in a hurry to go, you listen to my explanation, it's not what you see at all, this catkins Yang Shen even touched my bed in the middle of the night, saying that he wanted to cure me! He said that I was haunted by evil spirits, and if I didn't treat it, I would die!"
"Really? I see! I know, if you two continue to heal, my brother Jiang won't bother. ”
Liu Xuyang stopped Jiang Qianfan and said.
"Don't make a fuss, this is really not a joke, when I came in just now, I saw a blood-colored branch in the fat man's abdomen, growing out, and constantly sucking the fat man's blood, when I came, it was really a wild snake dance, it was so scared that I Liu Er jumped, I was curious and stepped forward to touch it, and this monster actually retracted back into the fat man's belly. ”
"Really, fatty, don't move, I'll test it with my spiritual power."
Jiang Qianfan re-lit the candle, let the fat man lie on the bed, lifted his shirt, revealing his fat belly, he pressed his hand on the fat man's abdomen, moved a little from top to bottom, closed his eyes, and concentrated on testing.
"How many months?"
"It's been more than three months!"
"Male or female?"
“...... It should be a woman. ”
"Is the development okay, healthy?"
"Developmental ?...... It grows quite fast, and in another three or five days, the spiritual roots will be deeply planted!"
"What is the deep spiritual root?
"Hmm!"
"What do you mean, can you live?"
"You two turtles have sold off the guanzi, are you dead or alive, can you give the fat man a happy word?"
The fat man lying on the bed, seeing the two of them asking and answering there, each with a mysterious face, Liu Wuyang smiled evilly, Jiang Qianfan shook his head and sighed silently, and he was covered in his belly.
"Fatty, let me ask you what you did three months ago?"
"Three months ago, I didn't do anything! I've always been cautious, safety first!"
"If you think about it, something must have happened to you three months ago. ”
Jiang Qianfan said with a straight face, not like a joke.
The fat man thought for a while, and suddenly glanced at Liu Xuyang, and the two said in unison.
"Ghost Machine Temple!"
"What did you do at the Temple of the Ghost Machine, what happened?"
"I didn't do anything bad in the Ghost Machine Temple, I killed a big demon and Song Ruyu, a bastard, and then looted some treasures by the way. ”
"I didn't ask you, I asked the fat man, this happened in your body, don't you feel it?"
The fat man scratched his head and thought for a moment.
"I really didn't do anything that day! When I arrived, there wasn't a single hair left in the Ghost Machine Temple! What happened to me?
"Think about it again, what happened next?"
"Later, we were discovered by the ghost machine, this 10,000-year-old ghost, who wanted to train us into Dan! ”
Jiang Qianfan was also in trouble, and looked at the two of them suspiciously.
"The fat man symptom is like being caught in a spiritual spell called the infatuation spell. ”
"What is the infatuation curse, and how many years will I live if I fall under this spell?"
The fat man was taken aback and quickly asked.
"This kind of spiritual art, I have only heard of it, I have been hiding in the rivers and lakes since I was a child, and I am often injured, so I also have some understanding of some medical skills, this infatuation spell, it must be done by a woman, or an affectionate woman, the spiritual spell given to the person you love, this woman is at least the dust washing realm, and must also practice the wood spirit Dao, the book says, if a woman loves a man very much, she will dedicate herself to him, and turn her life's spiritual blood into a blood wood pill seed, and cast a spell into the man's abdomen. ”
"I've grown so big, and no woman loves me except my mother! There are quite a few people who hate me, can this bloodwood pill be removed? Will it kill my fat man? When you say that, I do feel something in my belly, and sometimes I feel that she is moving. ”
"It's okay fatty, you are a fetal movement, a normal reaction, it will be fine in a few months, you are pregnant for ten months, you have to move a little!"
The catkins grinned.
"Liu Er, you just talked, didn't you see that I was fat and was about to die? and I was pregnant in October, can this be the same? Do you think Lao Tzu is a woman?"
This time, Liu Er is really right, it's really similar to being pregnant, you have to use your whole body to raise her, and then she will naturally mature and blossom. ”
Qian Dafu saw that Jiang Qianfan was serious, and it didn't seem like nonsense, so he couldn't help but feel sad from his heart, and patted his fat belly.
"Why am I so unlucky? Liu Er, since I followed you, I have been with you five times in a row! Boss Jiang, Boss Liu, you can't ignore me! We are brothers who worship the master, you two have to find a way for me to get rid of this ghost thing from me!"
"Get rid of it, if it is so easy to get rid of it, it will not be the Blood Wood Dan Seed, this is the power of the Dust Washing Realm, gathered by the soul and blood of the whole body, except for the great immortals of the Armor Breaking Realm, no one can solve it, and besides, such a good thing, many people can't look forward to it, you still want to get rid of it?"
"This ...... Can it be a good thing?"
"Of course it's a good thing, if you can successfully raise this Blood Wood Pill Seed, when the melon is ripe, you will have two abilities, Fire Spirit Dao and Wood Spirit Dao!"
"Is that amazing? If that's the case, that sounds really good. ”
This is just one of them, the book also says that after three years, this blood pill will mature, and after maturity, it may give birth to a spirit, once this spirit is born, it is convenient for the pregnant person to communicate with each other, and if the conditions of the pregnant person are good, it is also possible to give birth to a holy grace. ”
"Really, my fat man lacks a spirit pet now, I'm thinking about it!"
"It's more true than pearls! I don't believe that tomorrow you can ask Mr. Yan Lie, he is a skilled doctor, he should know this infatuation spell, this blood wood pill is very famous in the medical world, this is what many people dream of, think about it, a wood power of the dust washing realm, willing to give his life for you, is equivalent to using his own life to bless your life, how rare is this!"
"Who are these four? Who loves me so much, and doesn't let me know about it. ”
"The fat man now has a doll in his belly, so what should he pay attention to? For example, if he eats and drinks, will he have any reaction?"
Liu Xuyang asked with a wicked smile.
"I don't know about this, I shouldn't worry about it, the fat man is so fat, his body is so good, he raised a handful of seeds, isn't that just a play?
"Give birth to three, give me one too!"
"You two hurry up, I'm like this, you two are still making fun of me, I'll ask Mr. Yan Lie tomorrow, if it weren't for what you Jiang Qianfan said, my old money would have cooked you with fire!"
"In the future, this old money will be our key protection object, in the future, if he is tired of heavy work, he must not be allowed to do it, he must ensure that he eats well, sleeps well, is in a good mood, and safety comes first!"
"Yes, I will check on him once a month in the future to see the growth of this Blood Wood Dan Seed, and absolutely guarantee that the fat man can pass this period smoothly!"
The fat man kicked these two bad boys out of the door, reinserted the door, sat in front of the bed, looked at the candlelight in front of the table, patted his head, and was amazed.
"Who are these four? so affectionate, don't you let me know that my fat man is so charming? It seems that I still greatly underestimate myself!"