Chapter 106: I Can Die One Death
Even if the emperor is dying, he is still the emperor, although Sun Ya has the intention to take over Zhongyan Jiangshan, at this juncture, he has to weigh it even more, thinking that one is a person who is dying, and the other is a person who has been imprisoned, even if there is a conspiracy, there will be no big waves at this point, as for the cultivation of Yu Jingyang's ascension period.... It's scary, others can rebel and revolt, but he Yu Jingyang can't.
Who called him Yu Jingyang, a person who is hated by everyone, a Confucian leader.
Confucian doctrine, etiquette, and freedom, just by virtue of the two points nailed to this identity, he Yu Jingyang will definitely not be opposed.
Yu Jingyang was invited out of the Ramadan Building.
Scholars finally took this opportunity to read to their heart's content, almost to the point where they didn't hear anything about the world, how did they hear that Zhao Gaochi was seriously ill, and he didn't believe it until the big eunuch Wei Jinzhong came, Wei Jinzhong was the emperor's personal eunuch, and he rarely left the emperor one step in a high-ranking position.
It's not that the emperor is really sick, he won't leave half a step.
"Your Majesty...."Yu Jingyang fell to the side of the bed, crying tears and tears and snot flowed for several catties.
At this time, the emperor returned to the light, a little angry in his heart, and still had a little strength in his hands.
It's just that I'm bored, how can I have the heart to listen to this, and my temper came up and opened the bow left and right, and slapped the old Shoufu twice, directly beating the crying Shoufu into a daze.
Yu Jingyang held his cheeks and said, "Your Majesty ....."
Zhao Gaochi kept coughing, his hand was holding his mouth, and a lot of blood was overflowing, the emperor's unique majesty, his eyes swept to Sun Yan, the queen knelt on the side and was secretly wiping her tears, crying sincerely, this will be frightening, and her mind is as smart as she can't see that the emperor wants her to step down.
At this moment, it is Tuogu's eyes, and with Sun Ya's scheming, he naturally knows that he can't leave.
is full of coquettishness at the moment, and wants to get by.
Who knew that the emperor, who had been afraid of his wife all his life, was rarely stiff before he died, and said directly: "Empress, you take someone to step down first, and I have important things to talk about with Yu Shoufu." ”
After speaking, even the great eunuch Wei Jinzhong branched out: "Jinzhong, you also retreat." ”
The eunuch said yes, and he retreated from the emperor's living room.
Even Wei Jinzhong is gone, Sun Ya can't even if she wants to die in the living hall, she can only look back in three steps, turn back in five steps, look reluctant, the queen has a good posture, and she knows some charms, otherwise how can she obey Zhao Gaochi, even a concubine doesn't dare to accept it, how can Zhao Gaochi now die, how can he feel sorry for a woman, he can only bear his heels tenderly, right.
The Emperor leaned against the back of the bed.
It's also strange to say, after the palace maids, eunuchs, and queens all retired, the emperor, who was coughing non-stop just now, seemed to be nothing at this time, and he didn't breathe, and even his face was more ruddy.
He tapped his hand on the side of the bed and asked Yu Jingyang to sit down.
Yu Jingyang was not old-fashioned, and after sitting down on the edge of the bed, he said a disrespectful word: "Your Majesty, you still have to die." ”
With such a big disrespectful words, the emperor just gave Shoufu a resentful look, and then glanced at the roof, his eyes were deep and thoughtful, and said, "It's better to be young for a while." ”
Before Zhao Gaochi became the emperor, that period of time can be described as quite miserable, as a proton was imprisoned in Daliang Kangyan, if it weren't for Jing Chen, a dead soldier, secretly desperately protecting him, it is estimated that at this time, even the bones would not know which beast's feces in the stomach would be digested, how could there be such a situation now.
During the court meeting, the emperor likes to talk about the past as long as he is happy, and he is going to die at this time, and he still wants to talk about it?
Yu Jingyang is a minister, Zhao Gaochi is the emperor, what he wants to say, naturally he can only listen to this.
Zhao Gaochi's reminiscing eyes were squinting, and he said: "I didn't expect that Liu Mingfei's woman is still so beautiful, after so many years, the place that should be round is still round, if Lao Tzu is not mistaken, her ass has been warped in the past two years." ”
Although Confucianism is not as good as Buddhism, color is emptiness, and emptiness is color, but it also pays attention to not looking at and listening to incivility.
At this moment, Yu Jingyang was sitting on the edge of the bed, his buttocks moving around, but he didn't know where to put his ears.
No way, who called him the emperor.
What he has to say, he can only let him say.
No way, who called it their own ears.
You can't cut it, you can only rest it on your head and listen.
Fortunately, Zhao Gaochi did not continue to talk in depth about how Liu Mingfei's buttocks were upright and how his chest was rounded, and talked about what happened after blocking her that day and night to express his admiration, and said: " Jingyang, you know, that day I mustered up more courage than going home to inherit the throne to confess to Liu Mingfei, and it was okay to be scolded by her, what do you say Kangyan's students are, they actually rushed out halfway and beat Lao Tzu badly, Lao Tzu was lying in bed for a few days, thinking about how to get out of this evil breath, how to press those bastards into the dung bucket to breathe. ”
Yu Jingyang is obviously professionally trained and will not laugh easily, unless it is a very funny thing, but he is also a scholar, and he laughs quite svenly, paying attention to smiling without showing his teeth, pursing his mouth and making a squeaky sound.
After so many years, Zhao Gaochi couldn't get used to his appearance the most, and he kicked half of his buttocks, and said: "It's funny, right, you have the ability to laugh out and let Lao Tzu listen." ”
Yu Jingyang held back his hard work, gritted his teeth several times before swallowing the smile, which did not disturb the emperor's interest, and said: "Your Majesty, now that the opportunity has come, those who beat you are all locked up in our prison, or I will mention it now.... Buckets of water are pushing their heads into it and drowning?"
In the end, the reader couldn't say the word 'dung bucket' after holding back several mouthfuls, so he had to replace it with clean water.
Kangyan City was broken, and more than half of the Liang courtiers were captured by the general Jing Chen, and they were all locked up in the prison at the moment to dissipate their arrogance.
Zhao Gaochi, who was still tough just now, was cowardly, and said very presciently: "Forget it, Lao Tzu is going to die, it's not okay to drag them to the funeral, in case it gets to the bottom, these boys get together to bully Lao Tzu, you kid is not below, there is no one to help, I can't beat it, I don't have to be beaten by them and crawl all over the street." ”
At this time, Yu Jingyang didn't smile, sitting on the edge of the bed with a somewhat serious face.
Probably because he felt that the atmosphere was too serious, Zhao Gaochi wanted to liven up the atmosphere, and said: "Have you heard that a woman's ass is big and round and will give birth to a son." ”
For fear that Yu Jingyang would ignore it, he kicked him.
Yu Jingyang is a scholar, and scholars are more admitted, how can he answer this question that has no logical basis, let alone be so rude.
I didn't know if it was painful or itchy, so I hummed twice in response.
Zhao Gaochi wanted to relieve his boredom, and said: "Which Yan Ruyu in the book are you thinking about again, so you can help Lao Tzu analyze and analyze this, don't you care?"
It is clearly recorded in the Confucian books, and the emperor is respected.
Whether what the emperor said was justified or not, it was all true.
Yu Jingyang nodded perfunctorily and said, "What Your Majesty said is true." ”
Zhao Gaochi became more and more unorthodox, and said: "Shoufu, you said that I am also an emperor, and Sun Ya has a wife in the room, which is not like it, so many years have passed, so none of these ministers are competent, and they don't go to the book to let me accept a few concubines?"
How can this matter rely on him Yu Jingyang, it is all Sun Ya's too strict management.
The Zhao family only has Sun Ya as a queen, and there is only one son like Zhao Xuanlang, this is a very unsafe thing for the emperor's family, and the official has written to ask for advice.
Who knows what the emperor hasn't said yet, but Sun Ya is like a madman, blocking the house of the official, pointing at the wife of the other family and scolding: "Take care of your husband, you don't learn well, and you instigate your husband to find a junior every day, do you want to be shameless?"
The emperor was silent.
The ministers have learned to be obedient, how dare they let Zhao Gaochi accept the concubine.
Yu Jingyang said: "What Your Majesty said is true." ”
Zhao Gaochi is at ease with this serious reader, but he is the most worried about the crotch, who makes this thing the most stable The general Jing Chen is not here, but fortunately, the emperor who has changed his words to Lao Tzu is thick-skinned enough, and said: "This way, while Lao Tzu is still young, hurry up and help me find a small one, I am also fortunate to add a half-girl to the old Zhao family." ”
The candidate for the emperor has been chosen, and he said shamelessly: "Shoufu, after being beaten that day, in addition to wanting to press those people into the dung bucket, I just want to press Liu Mingfei's girl under the crotch of her pants, so that she can give birth to a big fat boy for my old Zhao family." ”
Yu Jingyang stood up and took a step back.
With such unobtrusive words, he sounded as if it was a holy decree, and saluted respectfully and thoughtfully: "Your Majesty, the minister obeys the order." ”
Zhao Gaochi could finally lie down satisfied, and said, "Now, I can die for a long time." ”
"Ah.....h
Zhao Gaochi, who was still very sober just now, screamed suddenly, as if he was still in great pain, grabbing the sheets and pulling out five holes.
"Your Majesty..."Yu Jingyang said anxiously.
At this time, the emperor's situation was very dangerous, his face was as dry as gold paper, and the breath that was hanging hoarsely came out, but he did not go in, his eyes were dull, and his pupils were dilated and scattered..... It's the rhythm of death.
Although Empress Sun Ya and Wei Jinzhong were separated, how dare they go far, when they heard the screams, they both pushed open the door and broke in, shouting that His Majesty threw himself to the bedside.
Yu Jingyang stood in front of the bed, but with a wave of his arm, Sun Ya was shocked.
The big eunuch's body slowed down, and he took a step back quietly.
I saw Yu Jingyang holding Zhao Gaochi, who was breathing, with one hand on his back, and the other hand condensed into a four-color Siyi sword with mysterious martial arts, and pressed it against his skull.
Sun Yawudao couldn't see the mystery in it, thinking that Yu Jingyang was killing people, and roared: "Yu Jingyang, you are a puppet, do you want to kill the king?"
Yu Jingyang was indifferent, and continued to press the four-color Siyi sword into Zhao Gaochi's head, and the four-color light of the backbone behind the emperor shone brightly, and he rushed directly out of the roof of the living hall and crossed the air.
The great eunuch Wei Jinzhong was well-informed, and when he saw the four-colored light that filled the room, he looked horrified, and said: "Scattering the momentum is really a good means for Confucianism, but how to collect the scattered momentum of Yu Shoufu, if you can't get it back, the emperor is not a dead word in the end?"