Chapter Twenty-Eight: Deception and Punishment

Ah Lai raised his eyes and saw a phantom walking towards the lake with a stack of clean clothes in his hand.

"Oh, it's a phantom, it's just dawn, why did you get up so early?" Ah Lai said, moving back towards the center of the lake.

"Poof", Phantom Er smiled, "Childe also said, you tossed around by this lake for a night of rumbling, how do you let the family sleep peacefully? ”

"Oh!hehehe, I'm sorry, Phantom, I just cared about practicing, but I forgot about this stubble, and I am really sorry that it affected you and Ah Ying to rest!" Ah Lai said sorry and wanted to hug his fists to apologize, but as soon as he showed his shoulder, he realized that something was wrong, and with a "snort", he retracted back into the water again.

This move caused Phantom Er to laugh again: "Childe has never seen Phantom Er in a bath before, can you be so afraid of looking at it?"

As soon as Phantom Er said this, Ah Lai's face turned even redder, and he hurriedly said: "That, Phantom, thank you for the clothes you sent, the dew is heavy in the early morning and night, but don't catch a cold, you put the clothes by the lake and go back quickly!"

"Giggles, Phantom is not that weak mortal girl, what are you afraid of catching a cold, seeing Childe practicing so hard every day, Phantom Er is very distressed, since the last time Childe blocked the thunder for Phantom, Phantom Er has been unable to repay, let Phantom Er serve Childe to freshen up today!"

As soon as the word "ah" came out, he saw Huan'er put down his clothes and floated into the lake.

Fluttering like a butterfly, looking at the phantom who kept swimming towards him, Ah Lai was shocked and kept retreating, and said in a panic: "Phantom, this can't be helped, I never thought of asking you to repay anything, I say again, you and I are not master and servant, this is absolutely unacceptable, besides, since I was a child, I have never let others wash me, I am really not used to it! The lake water is cold, phantom, you better hurry up and go ashore!"

Looking at Ah Lai, who hurriedly retreated, Phantom Er stopped temporarily, with tears in her eyes for a while, and said angrily: "Childe, what are you retreating, although I am a demon, but I can't eat you, is it possible that Childe dislikes Childe? Phantom Er sees that Childe is working hard every day, but he can't do anything for Childe, and he feels helpless, and now he is rushing to freshen up Childe, don't you even give Childe the opportunity to wipe his body? Childe, you are so hurtful......!

Ah Lai found that for himself, the deadliest weapon turned out to be the tears of a beautiful woman, seeing the sadness of the phantom crying, Ah Lai was at a loss for a while, and the softest nerves in his heart were touched by teasing, Ah Lai wanted to step forward to comfort, but he didn't dare to be abrupt in this situation, and said helplessly: "That, Phantom, don't cry, you listen to me, it's not that I don't want to, it's just that this man and woman can't kiss, let you groom for me, isn't it wronged you, how can I agree to such an inappropriate thing!"

After listening to Ah Yan, Phantom Er stopped crying, "Son, you are so unreasonable, what men and women don't kiss, I am a banshee, not a woman, what do those vulgar rites in your human world have to do with me! I see that you clearly dislike Phantom is a demon!"

"Phantom, I really don't, hey, okay, that, Phantom, I can't wash my back, you just help me wipe my back!" After speaking, Ah Lai hurriedly turned his body around, turned his back to Phantom, lowered his head, and didn't dare to look at Phantom anymore, his face was red to the root of his ears.

didn't hear Phantom's answer, only heard the sound of water behind him getting closer and closer, Ah Lai knew that Phantom was getting closer and closer to him, so nervous that he forgot to breathe, and his body collapsed tighter and tighter.

It seemed like a century was long, and finally I heard Huan'er say: "Childe, the back is washed", as if he had been pardoned, Ah Lai hurriedly said: "Okay, good, thank you, go back quickly!"

"Giggles" came again with a burst of laughter, Ah Lai still didn't dare to look back, hearing the sound of water getting farther and farther away from him, Ah Lai breathed a sigh of relief, and when he couldn't hear the sound of water again, Ah Lai turned back and peeked, it doesn't matter if he doesn't look at it, this look only scared Ah Lai and hurriedly turned his head, and his throat was dry for a while.

I wanted to take another look, but Ah Lai didn't dare, so he just said urgently: "Phantom, hurry back and change your clothes, be careful of catching a cold!"

"Giggles, Xie Gongzi is sorry, Childe wash it quickly, I see that Childe's hair is slightly long, wait for Childe to return to the palace in a while, Phantom Er will comb Childe, and Phantom will go back first." ”

"Well, okay, okay, you can go back quickly! Also, I listen awkwardly to Gongzi, just call me Ah Lai in the future!" Ah Lai said urgingly.

"Giggles, okay, Alai... Childe, giggle!"

After waiting for a while, to make sure that there was no movement by the lake, Ah Lai turned around and made sure that there was no jade shadow by the lake, Ah Lai took a deep breath, and there was a layer of fine sweat beads on his forehead, and he could still sweat in the cold lake water, I am afraid that only Ah Lai, shook his head and smiled bitterly, "Hey, it is rare to be heroic, the most difficult to be graced by the beauty, the old miscellaneous hair of the gods, this is all blamed on you, it is all uncomfortable that you brought to me." ”

"Eh, eh, eh, boy, I think you're uncomfortable now, if you want to speak without conscience like this, you'll have to be struck by lightning!"

As soon as the words landed, Ah Lai heard a loud "click" in the sky, which shook his ears and rolled his eyes vigorously, "Crow's mouth!"

Then look up at the sky, vaguely see a small black dot hanging in the void, the thunder in the sky brewed for a while, "click" sound, the red thunder and lightning again to the small black dot split, could it be that someone is in this ascension of the immortal calamity, since falling into the bottom of this cliff, this is the first time Alai has seen a living person ascend to the immortal, the bottom of the heart immediately excited, after six buckets and six tricks, Alai Jimu ten miles is not a problem, Alai will be full of eyesight, this will see the small black dot clearly.

An old man with white beard, shaped like dead wood, and skin like pines and cypresses, hid in the middle of a white light mask, pinching his fingers and holding the seal, looking at the sky nervously.

"Cultivating immortals to such an age, if you don't become an immortal, you have to enter the earth, it's really difficult for you, I have resisted the thunder twice, and the body protection fairy light cover has not been broken, come on, I'm optimistic about you!"

Ah Zi said to himself, witnessing success is always happier than witnessing failure, and witnessing new life is also more comfortable than witnessing death.

"Look at the fart, this old guy will definitely fall!" came the disdainful voice of the old miscellaneous hair.

Hearing the words of the old man who had been sentenced to death, Ah Lai actually chuckled in his heart, and asked in disbelief: "Old Zamao, why do you say that?"

"This old guy didn't know how to cover the heavens before, it should have escaped a catastrophe, but is the sky so easy to deceive? So this time this old guy attracted nine deceptive thunderbolts, one is stronger than the other, and the fall is endless, all of them have to be subjected to the body, it depends on how many times he can hold on, hehehehehe, and the rest will be cheap. The old miscellaneous said with a sympathetic smile.

As soon as he heard that nothing good happened, Ah Lai flew ashore, quickly put on his clothes, and wanted to escape back to the temple.

Before he could take two steps, the old man's voice rang out, "Boy, where are you going? Have you forgotten our deal?"

Drooping his head, Ah Lai reluctantly froze in place, looking forward to the old man in the air who could create miracles, but how could there be so many miracles in this world, the third way, the fairy light cover was broken, the fourth way, the old man's body was unstable in the air, after the fifth way, the old man dragged the black smoke, like a kite with a broken line, and fell quickly towards the bottom of the cliff.

"Hey, hey, boy, it's time for us to get on, let's go!hahaha!" the old miscellaneous hair urged.

Looking at the sixth thunderbolt that was still chasing towards the fallen corpse, Ah Lai gritted his teeth, and an evil fire rose in his heart, "Shameless!

After thinking about it, he no longer hesitated, and flew towards the sixth thunder that was chasing and splitting.

"Ah...... , old miscellaneous hair, I lost your mother thunder, why does it hurt so much this time!" Ah Lai, who took the sixth thunder, scolded, at this time, Ah Lai's clothes were ruined, his whole body was scorched, and his teeth were grinning in pain.

"Does it hurt? It hurts, this time it's an authentic deceptive thunder, not comparable to the little demon thunder last time, and this kind of thunder, the biggest feature is that it hurts a lot, otherwise how can it be worthy of the title of punishment thunder! Hahaha! But don't worry, that is, it hurts a little, with Lao Tzu here, I won't want your life." A penalty thunder entered the body, but the old miscellaneous hair was in a good mood.

"I'll throw you a female thunder, old Zamao, why didn't you say it earlier?"

"Boy, you're not an idiot, I'd have told you you'd do it earlier!hahahaha!" said the old man laughing.

"Being old and not dying is a thief, I now think I'm an idiot, ask who is the cheapest in the world, and say that others are absolutely and absolutely sorry for your old miscellaneous hair!" said Ah Lai through gritted teeth.

"Boy, don't be long-winded, the seventh path is here again, up!"

"Oh my god, how did I know you?" Although he muttered, Ah Lai still flew to meet him.

One after another, after the thick chain of the ninth bowl mouth entered the body, Ah Lai Si was smoking in his mouth, his body was incomplete, his skin was open, and he shook and fell, Ah Lai's painful body was numb to the point that he couldn't control his body, and the falling body was getting closer and closer to the ground, getting closer and closer, Ah Lai said in his heart: "It's over, face on the ground, this time it's going to break the phase!"