There are ventriloquists in Beijing, who will have a big banquet for guests, and in the northeast corner of the hall, apply an eight-foot barrier, and ventriloquists sit in the barrier, a table, a chair, a fan, and a ruler......

This is the "Ventriloquist" that Su Yang learned in the text, from Yu Chu Xinzhi, and there is also "Ventriloquism" in Liaozhai, which describes a woman who relies on her ventriloquist skills to cheat in the countryside, describing a variety of voices through ventriloquism, creating a scene of a group of immortals, and the medicine sold from this woman's hands is not effective.

At the moment, this female Taoist priest may not be the person recorded in the "Ventriloquist" article, but this method of deception with ventriloquism is the same.

Although Su Yang was far away from there, his ears were sensitive, and he heard the sound there clearly, only listening to the female Taoist priest in it, and then made thousands of sounds, and then this footstep came to the Yama Palace, and repeatedly asked the king of Hades, and the king of Hades finally moved here, and after arriving here, he scolded the people who knelt down, and the people present trembled with fright, and only then did he relent, claiming that he could wash away their sins......

The sound is so vivid and so realistic that just listening to it is like being there.

"Alas......"

Su Yang sighed when he heard this, and said to Yan Ruyu: "You said that she has this ability, why should she deceive?"

Ventriloquism is also a rare folk skill, women have this ability, if someone can operate, she will perform ventriloquism in a secret place, so clear and fair, and a lot of money is made.

Of course, if it is a regular one, it is always faster than being abducted and deceived.

Yan Ruyu lowered her head lightly and said, "I'm afraid it's because of love." ”

Zhang Shan can collude with this woman, except for the love between men and women, Yan Ruyu can't think of anything else, and Zhang Shan is a good-looking person, and he can also say that it is extremely easy to capture a woman's heart.

"Hades, I didn't want to take care of these things, but there are noble people here, and it is also our duty to get help in times of misfortune, and I beg Yama to open the net, and also look in my face, and let them go. ”

The female Taoist priest said in her own voice, and then her voice changed, and then she became Yama, and said: "Oh, it turned out that he devoted himself to Zhang Shan, pitiful, pitiful, such as forgiving them this time, but this calamity is also because of Zhang Shan's solution, Zhang Shan helped you through this misfortune, you should also take out 100 gold, let Zhang Shan meditate and practice, and return to the previous ......life as soon as possible."

Everyone present was already frightened and completely lost their ability to judge, and now since it was the "Lord of Yama" who opened his mouth to spare them once, what more bicycle did they want?

"We ought to obey Yama's commands......"

The scholars knelt on the ground and said.

"Woo woo woo ......"

Zhang Shan suddenly cried in the crowd, knelt forward, kowtowed to the curtain one after another, and said: "I beg the immortal chief to transform me, so that I can transcend the red dust ......"

"Zhang Shan, you are born with a noble appearance, and the moment is just a temporary setback......"

The female Taoist priest sighed faintly in the curtain: "If you go with me, this wealth and fame have nothing to do with you." ”

"The boy is willing to give up everything!"

Zhang Shan knelt down and said.

Oh......

Su Yang watched the performance of the two and understood that this was Zhang Shan's trick, that is, to harvest a wave of his teachers and classmates, and then take the money and leave, now that Zhang Shan's family has been bankrupt by him, there is nothing for him that he can't give up.

"That's fine. ”

The female Taoist priest said inside: "I see that you have immortal bones, if you create ...... with me"

"Fart!"

Su Yang had already quietly approached, and at this time, listening to the female Taoist priest praising Zhang Shan for having fairy bones, he suddenly called out, stretched out his hand and pointed at Zhang Shan, and said: "You said that he has fairy bones? Do you really know how to look at the face, or do you know how to look at the face? This person looks at it, and it is obviously a cheap bone!"

These words snatched the words of the female Taoist, so that the surrounding scholars were stunned, and looked up at Su Yang one by one, only to see Su Yang wearing a black robe, holding a folding fan in his hand, a black forehead on his head, parting his hair, and just casually tying it up, at this time, he walked here and argued with the female Taoist priest in the curtain.

When Zhang Shan saw this scene, he secretly complained in his heart, these classmates and teachers of his were kneeling here, all because he cooperated with the acting at the beginning, and finally knelt down and listened to the sound inside, so that he was sure of the Yan Luo inside, and the person who suddenly jumped out did not know the foreplay, I am afraid that it will ruin his big thing.

"How can you say he's a?"

The female Taoist priest's tone was displeased, and when she heard that there was suddenly another person outside, the female Taoist priest also secretly screamed that she had made a mistake, but this word despised her sweetheart and made her unhappy.

"Huh. ”

Su Yang opened the folding fan and fanned it twice, the air in this mountain is quite cold, and it is just a habit to fan it twice, otherwise there are shortcomings.

This is the so-called threshing for the chaff, and its marrow is preserved, which is talking about a person's spirit, and the so-called mountain does not collapse, only the stone is the town, this is talking about a person's skeleton, from this skeleton and spirit, you can see a person's nature. ”

Su Yang walked in front of Zhang Shan, pointed at Zhang Shan's forehead with a folding fan, and said: "Look at his bones, Heaven is dissatisfied, he is poor, even if he has thousands of family wealth, he will eventually squander it, and then look at his eyebrow bones, this person's eyebrow bones are mediocre, it is ordinary, it can be seen that he has no attainments in his studies......

The underworld is just a record of the person's good and evil, pushing the good and dragging the wicked, but how far a person can go depends on the individual after all.

Guanyin Bodhisattva said to Su Yang that although there are days, don't forget that things are man-made.

Su Yang didn't have any ability to face each other at all, but when he took Zhang Shan's bones and compared them with his personal affairs, he calmed everyone present.

Many scholars and teachers secretly said in their hearts, there is another meeting to meet.

The female Taoist priest and Zhang Shan secretly complained in their hearts, this is a smashing field.

"Let's look at his aura again, this aura comes from the eyes, and there is also a clear discernment, this clarifier is upright, and your eyes are cowering and shining, which shows that you are a wicked weapon of the heart, and you are clever like a spring, and people like you say ten falsehoods, but this lie is thorough and rigorous, and keeps people in the dark. ”

Su Yang smiled: "People like you can trick your father to death, you need to be cautious." ”

When he said this, he was beating the female Taoist priest inside.

Scholars, you look at me, I look at you, and I can't help but distance myself from Zhang Shan.

"Shut up!"

The female Taoist priest snorted coldly inside.

"This is a little academic discussion, you say he is expensive, I say he is cheap, now I have said how cheap he is, you should say how expensive he is, so that we can discuss each other, in order to make progress together, how can you shut up like this? I don't shut up, what can you do to me?"

Su Yang looked at the curtain and said with a smile: "Can you seal my mouth?"

The scholars looked at the female Taoist priest and said in their hearts: This immortal can really seal your mouth. They remembered that as soon as the talented woman waved her hand, this good man closed his mouth.

"Yama is here, shut up for me!"

The female Taoist priest naturally couldn't stretch out her hand and tell Su Yang to shut up, so she simply switched the voice of "Yama" and shouted at Su Yang, wanting to intimidate Su Yang away.

"No, no, no. ”

When Su Yang heard this voice, he waved his hand again and again, and said: "Your voice is not right, the voice of a person is like the breath of heaven and earth, floating lightly, and falling heavily turbid." Beginning in the dantian, from the throat, to the tongue, from the teeth, out of the lips, it is really matched with the five tones, since Yama is the son of heaven in the underworld, then when he speaks, it must be a howling sound, not like you speak like a broken gong, no, no......"

Su Yang shook his head again and again when he listened, and said, "This is not the voice of the Hades king, it is not in place. ”

This......

Su Yang spoke like this, which stunned the people around him, in the eyes of these scholars, it was really true that it was Yama Luo inside, but this person actually dared to question the authenticity of Yama.

"You, bastard!"

The female Taoist priest shouted inside: "I'll cut your longevity!"

"Okay!"

Su Yang smiled: "Then you say first, what's my name?"

“......”

The female Taoist priest was speechless for a while, and she was able to accurately call out the scholar's name, all because this Zhang Shan had told her earlier, and she looked at the direction in which the scholars were standing, shouting one by one, but this person suddenly jumped out, where did she have the ability to recognize her real name?

"Wei Sanqiao!"

Su Yang opened his mouth and drank the real name of the female Taoist, stretched out his hand, and a whirlwind broke out, blowing the curtain around it to the sky, and the surrounding scholars looked inside, only to see a female crown inside, and there was no trace of Yama.

"It is a felony to deceive people with clergy!"

Su Yang shouted.

The female Taoist priest Wei Sanqiao was paralyzed, and she opened her legs and wanted to take a step, but naturally knelt in front of Su Yang.

"Heh, none of them are innocent. ”

Looking at the many scholars kneeling on the ground, Mr. Teaching, and looking at Wei Sanqiao who was kneeling on the ground, Su Yang shook his head, turned around and left, and sighed: "Everyone in the world knows how to read, but I'm afraid that I can't read, and I look at the princess when I read, how many people can run to the golden step......?"

Su Yang and Yan Ruyu walked on this Baiyan Mountain, and many scholars saw the smoke and clouds in front of them, and the two had disappeared, and they were delicate and frail, kneeling on the ground with sore legs and feet, and they wanted to get up at this time, but they couldn't stand up.

Suddenly, a team of errands came up on this Baiyan Mountain, as soon as they came here, they were all arrested by the scholars, gentlemen, and female Taoists who knelt on the ground, and in this errand service, the Qi County Commander of this county came here with sweat, and when he caught the teaching Mr. Liu Ruibo, he asked: "Where is the city god?"

"What City God?"

Liu Ruibo looked at the county order in a daze.

"Didn't Lord Chenghuang trap you here?"

Qi County Ling let go of Liu Ruibo's clothes, looked around, and said: "Before, Master Ben took a nap in the county at noon, and Lord Chenghuang walked into the county and told me about the matter here, Liu Ruibo, the case you did on August 13 has been reported, you can go with me one by one!"

It turned out to be the city god......

Liu Ruibo and the scholars realized that this female Taoist priest used a false god to deceive them, but she summoned the true god.

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