Chapter 447: Running Mode
Yun Shu'er and Mimi rushed into the Grand Canyon, and walked all the way, and what they saw made the two of them disappointed and interested.
In the canyon, in addition to the steep peaks on both sides like a knife, leaving a line of sky, there are no strange stones on the roadside, there are no strange flowers, only the mud and sand channel that is wide and narrow, bent and straight, starting to enter the canyon, there is a trace of novelty, with the deepening of the canyon, the high and narrow canyon gives people a sense of oppression, which makes people feel depressed and depressed, and the whole body is very uncomfortable.
Yun Shu'er raised her head and glanced at the peak, her mouth curled, and she asked suspiciously: "Old Mi, this, this Huidu Grand Canyon is really one of the ten views of the oblique dun in your mouth?"
Mi Mi smiled and said, "Hehe, hey, one of the ten views of the oblique tun, I talked nonsense with you in order to trick you into the valley!"
Yun Shu'er smiled, shook her head and said, "Old Mi, I know you love nonsense, so what you say, in fact, I have never really believed it!"
Mimi became more and more embarrassed, her face was bitter, and she screamed crookedly: "Hey, hey, hey, hey, ghost girl, I only talk nonsense occasionally, most of them, I still tell the truth, you belittle me like this, it's too much, it's hurtful!"
Yun Shu'er corrected: "It's a deer, you're not a human!"
Mi Mi felt bored, and the problem of raising the bar and rapping flared up again, and shouted: "Bao'er, you must talk about the key points, and listen to the truth, is the focus of what I just said is to hurt people and deer? Actually, what I really mean in my words is that you can't be partial to my character, and wronged me!"
Yun Shu'er corrected again: "It's Lu Pin, you're not human!"
Mimi was annoyed and muttered, "Bao'er, don't you have a good head? Can't you hear the truth? Are you going to raise the bar with me?"
Yun Shu'er stretched out her hand and knocked on the door of Mimi's head and knocked on a popping chestnut, and shouted: "What, after talking about you, you are still not convinced, and you want to turn your face with me, right?"
Mimi rolled her eyes, her mouth squirmed, and she finally spoke, but she was not convinced.
Yun Shu'er didn't plan to let Mimi go like this, and shouted: "Old Mi, look at you, you are a lot of age, you are the deer of your ancestors, but you are still like a child, chattering crookedly all day long, nonsense, crazy, no shape, look at your loose virtue, what you say, who will believe it, who dares to believe it!"
Mimi rolled her eyes at Yun Shu'er's anger, and shouted angrily: "Ghost girl, why are you talking so ugly, if you demean me again, I, I will ......!"
Yun Shu'er's eyes widened, her hands crossed her hips, and she shouted fiercely: "Hey! I can't listen to the truth anymore, I'll talk about you, what are you going to do with me!"
Mimi said angrily: "Ghost girl, I'm a lot old, I'm willing to hump you, that's the blessing of your life, I can't imagine that you don't know what to do, and actually demean me, it's too much, I, I ......!"
Yun Shu'er shook her head and shouted defiantly, "What do you want!"
Mimi's eyes fluttered and she cried out, "IāI'll kill you!"
Not to be outdone, Yun Shu'er shouted, "I'll kick you to death!"
"I'll kill you!"
"I'll drown you!"
"I'll shoot you like a troll!"
"I'll kill you!"
"I'm bragging and fooling you to death!"
"I'll tell you a joke and laugh at you!"
"I invite you to eat well, and I can't kill you!"
"I'll help you find a doe to kill you!"
ā...... I, I'm a fart, I'm going to smoke you to death!"
"Oh! Lao Mi, didn't we say that we were allowed to swear when we scolded in the future, why did you violate the law again, why are you always sick and relapse, and you can't change your teaching!"
Mimi looked apologetic and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was forced by you for a while, my head couldn't turn around, I couldn't think of good words, a slip of the tongue, a slip of the tongue, a pure slip of the tongue!"
Yun Shu'er looked up at the sky and asked worriedly, "Old Mi, if the stones on it fall down, will they bury us alive?"
"!"
Mimi smiled: "We are now in the canyon, the space is narrow, we can't move left and right, we can only advance and not retreat, the stones on this mountain, if we really fall down at this time, smash us one by one, and don't bury us alive, it will be strange!"
Yun Shu'er stared at the cliff above her head steadily, her heart was pounding, and she shouted: "Old honey, the gentleman does not stand under the dangerous wall, since the terrain here is steep and implied murderous, why are we still here to drag around and grind, aren't you afraid that we will be ambushed and buried alive?"
Mimi also looked up at the top of her head, and saw that the two peaks were sandwiched together, and she looked at it a few more times, which made people dizzy, and made people have the illusion that the stone seemed to collapse, it was not worried about itself, but it was not worried about Yun Shu'er, nodded and said: "Bao'er, you are right, this place does look a little evil, some dangerous, I look at it, I feel as if the stone is moving!"
Mimi shouted, "Wrapper, in order to get out of this dangerous place, I decided to start the ass biting and running mode immediately!"
Yun Shu'er asked in surprise, "Old Mi, what is the butt biting and running mode?"
Mimi smiled and asked, "Bao'er, what would you do if a mad dog chased you from behind and you couldn't beat it?"
Yun Shu'er shouted without thinking, "Run!"
Mimi grinned and said, "Yes, if a mad dog bites your buttocks, you have no choice but to run away, and, for safety, you have to use your strength to run, I usually call this crazy running mode the butt biting run mode!"
Yun Shu'er snorted, slapped Mi Mi on the back again, and scolded with a smile: "Lao Mi, your mouth, everything you say is so interesting!"
"Wrap, sit tight, let's go!"
Mimi grinned, shouted, legs made Xuan Li, spread the four hooves, and humped Yun Shu'er for a while, only to see that in the canyon, swishing, a shadow rushed forward, and in a blink of an eye, the shadow rushed out of the canyon, that is, the shadow swirled at the exit of the canyon, and then stopped.
Mi Mi drooped her face, her eyes were blank, she opened her mouth, stuck out her tongue like a cold dog, and sighed vaguely: "Mom, no, no, no, I can't eat meat anymore, I've gained weight recently, I can't run, I'm tired, I'm tired!"
Yun Shu'er sat on Mimi's back, because of the speed of walking, her hair was blown by the wind like a thatch, her face was blown red by the wind, her eyes were round, and her eyes were straight, like a wood carving.
A few breaths of time.
Yun Shu'er took a deep breath, snorted softly, and spewed out a ball of white gas from her mouth, came back to her senses, her jade face sank, and she patted Mimi's back again, and shouted angrily: "Old Mi, you won't take anti-freezing measures, do you know, you almost froze me to death!"
Mimi gasped a few times, relieved herself, retracted her tongue into her mouth, smiled, and said with an embarrassed face: "...... Ahh
Yun Mutian did not stop on the road, the first to fly over the canyon, at this moment, was waiting for Yun Shu'er at the mouth of the valley, seeing Mi Mi camel Yun Shu'er arrived at the exit of the canyon safely, a smile immediately appeared on her face, and she hurriedly greeted her, jokingly shouting: "Lao Mi, I've been waiting for you for a while, you're late!"
Mimi rolled her eyes, and hummed in her mouth: "I was looking at the scenery on the road, and I met a small fly, the fly is a big stupid pig, and it will only be here hehehe!"
Gotta gotcha, this old fellow, he's going crazy again!
Yun Mutian saw Mimi's angry appearance, he didn't dare to provoke this ancestor, who called the other party a high seniority, a tricky mouth, and moreover, it was still a deer, if it went crazy, what could you do with it!
Yun Mutian glanced at Yun Shu'er, saw his daughter's appearance, was stunned, and asked, "Shu'er, come down quickly, are you cold?"
Yun Shu'er shook her head with a smile, jumped off the back of the deer, and told Mimi with a smile: "Old Mi, you run fast, you go back quickly, and take Brother Nanjiao and Zhi'er and the two of them over!"
"No, no, no!"
Mimi shook her head like a rattle, glared at Yun Shu'er, and shouted dissatisfiedly: "Bao'er, I just humped you for a while, you didn't see that I was about to die of exhaustion, you actually want me to go back to help you camel, do you still have a heart!"
Yun Shu'er launched a tender offensive, smiled, and said in a gentle and sweet voice: "Lao Mi, don't pretend, you are very capable, camel a person, for you, it is a piece of cake, how can it be tiring you, you can help me, and work hard for two more trips!"
Mimi raised her head, turned her face away, and shouted arrogantly: "Don't go, don't go, just don't go, you just say that the sky is broken, and I won't go!"
Yun Shu'er was stunned for a few moments, her brows straightened, her jade face sank, and she said in a deep voice: "Lao Mi, you are disobedient, right, okay, then you will go back to Aiju Mountain for me immediately, and don't follow me in the future!"
Mimi glared at Yun Shu'er, and shouted angrily: "Crazy girl, don't go too far, you think I am willing to follow you, I am bullied by you every day, I am not being ground by that big bastard of Qiu Huaici, I just promised to come down the mountain to protect you, what, I helped you make mistakes!"
Yun Shu'er's expression immediately softened, her attitude softened, and said: "Old honey, since you promised Qiu Huaici to go down the mountain to protect us, then you have to make a promise and do your duty, now how can you leave your brother in the southern suburbs alone, if something happens to your brother in the southern suburbs, how can you explain to Qiu Huaici when you go back!"
Mimi thought of Qiu Huaici's gentle and smiling temperament, and she had a headache, and he didn't care about the southern suburbs, in fact, he was willing to go back to the southern suburbs, but it was a bar essence, and it was just that Yun Shu'er made it speechless, and was scolded a few words before he was convinced.
Mimi's attitude softened, and she shouted with a wry smile: "Come on, little ancestor Bao'er, don't say it, don't mention Qiu Huaici's pit to me, I listen to you, I'll go back immediately and bring back that stupid boy in the southern suburbs?...... Oh, by the way, and your crazy sister Yun Zhiwei, I also came back with a camel, I did this, you should be satisfied!"
Yun Shu'er smiled, patted Mimi, and said coquettishly: "Lao Mi, in fact, you are a knife-mouthed tofu heart, and you are the most emotional!"
Mimi listened to Yun Shu'er's praise, her heart was very comfortable, and her heart blossomed, but she still had a stinky face on her face, glared at Yun Shu'er, and shouted angrily: "You don't come much, when you want to use people, you will speak sweetly to others, and when you don't use people, you will speak badly to each other, turning your face is faster than turning a book, you are a two-skin face, it's really boring!"
Yun Shu'er accompanied the smiling face and said softly: "Okay, okay, I was wrong, I will confess to you, don't rub it in, go pick up people, go pick up people!"
Mimi rolled her eyes, snorted, turned around and ran back into the canyon, picked up people, and was still muttering angrily: "Bao'er, you ghost girl, my old honey has really poured blood mold for eight lifetimes when she meets you, you are really good at calculating, you just let me pick up the southern suburbs, the silly boy must be a person who loves the mountains, his own person, why do you want me to pick up Yunzhi as that crazy girl? I am responsible for your safety is enough, why do you want me to take care of others?" It's just that I'm your bodyguard, do you want me to be your family's nanny?"
Mimi looked aggrieved, shook her head and smiled bitterly, and muttered to herself: "Alas, unreasonable, unreasonable, completely unreasonable!"
Yun Mutian saw that Mimi was gone, so he sat on a stone on the edge of the canyon, took out a bronze mirror and a comb, and tidied up his hair.
Yun Mutian approached and said with a smile: "Shu'er, give the comb to Daddy, let Daddy comb your hair!"
Yun Shu'er smiled: "Daddy, do you comb your hair?"
Yun Mutian smiled: "Of course it will, you forgot, when you were a child, you often pestered your father and begged me to comb your hair." ā
Yun Shu'er handed the comb to Yun Mutian and said with a smile: "Daddy, I'm your daughter, no matter what the hell you make my hair, I'll like it very much!"
Yun Mutian smiled, and then began to comb Yun Shu'er's hair, he remembered that this was the first time Yun Shu'er had combed his daughter's hair since she became an adult, he concentrated and looked solemn, just like completing a sacred task, very ritualistic.
Yun Mutian slowly combed her daughter's hair, Yun Shu'er quietly asked her father to comb her hair, and the two of them didn't speak for a while, but there was a warm current flowing in the hearts of the father and daughter.
It was the memory of the former family affection that was suddenly found after the reunion of the father and daughter, and a strong happiness swept in instantly, filling the chest of the father and daughter!
Dozens of breath time.
Mimi is back, in order to save time, it ignores the opposition of the knife man, this time it is to bring the southern suburbs and Yun Zhiwei back together.
Another pillar of incense time passed.
Natong and Yue Mei'er led the Black Flame Cavalry and the guards to return, and after the Sword Alien Palace, they were the last to cross the canyon.
Yun Mutian combed Yun Shu'er's hair, and joined his subordinates, he overlooked the Zhongze Plain in the distance, and thought about it, and the Venerable Master Natong, who was good at collecting intelligence information, led the way, and the others marched towards the hinterland of the Zhongze Plain.