You Hun was in full view of everyone, so he had to say: "This strange stone, it's not a question of whether it's good or not, it's really that kind, it's rare and rare."

But he's stupid, he can't think of an adjective even after racking his brains, it's just a broken stone on the side of the road! He can pick up a cart from the palace to the mansion!

However, Fei Zhong beside You Hun suddenly realized, Fei does not leave You, You does not leave Fei, the two are in a special situation in the court, You Hun knows about the rebellion, and Fei Zhong naturally knows it.

Fei Zhong thought to himself, His Majesty was probably preparing to start seeking the help of the princes from the Chen Manyi rebellion, and chose the most common stone in this flower stone compendium, just to put the standard of the tributary flower stone compendium to the lowest.

This means that if you pay tribute to the Flower Stone Gang in the future, you can even use ordinary stones on the side of the road to fill the number, and you don't have to bother to find any rare treasures.

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Fei Zhong couldn't help but sincerely obey, His Majesty was spending the annual tribute, using his own prestige, to reduce the Shang kings of the Great Shang soldiers, in exchange for the princes to send troops to resist the barbarians.

His mind was flying, and he must boast about this ordinary stone in order to save His Majesty's last face, so he said: "This stone is a rare kind of introverted stone, although ordinary, but it has been weathered, after grinding, grinding and grinding, it has today's form, and the treasure light is contained inside, which is a rare treasure in the world!"

The son was happy, the traitor was really awesome, and he had a hand in his thoughts, and praised this broken stone as the first in the sky and on the earth, which made it more convenient for him to talk nonsense later.

After Fei Zhong finished speaking, You Hun beside him showed a look of shame.

He hated it again, what was the use of himself?

If he is useful, he can fight, or he can give advice, he can help His Majesty a little, and he will not let His Majesty bear all this alone, so he resolutely said:

"Dr. Fei is right. ”

Zishou ignored him, and began to open his eyes and say nonsense: "I heard that there is a stone mother in the world, which is three feet six feet five inches high, and two feet and four feet around, which is three hundred and sixty-five degrees in the sky, and there are twenty-four qi in the political calendar, and there are nine holes and eight holes, arranged according to the nine palace gossip, and there are no trees on all sides. ”

Zishou paused, lifted the broken stone high, and said: "I know a stone, and the stone egg is this stone, which is the treasure of heaven and earth!"

The civil and military officials and the eight hundred princes all widened their eyes, the difference between the stone and the stone mother and the stone egg?!

Zhao Gongming also looked incredulous, what kind of thing is this?

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Could it be that he is hinting that I want my Shiji sister to have a child?

Zishou held the stone and shook it in front of everyone, and asked loudly: "Who gave this stone?

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The princes looked at each other, this stone must be a broken stone picked up by the roadside, no matter how bold they are, no matter how disrespectful they are to the king, they will not be perfunctory on the first flower stone gang, most of them are the mistakes of the princes, they can't figure out the mind of the king, and they don't know if it's true or false, so no one dares to admit it.

Ji Chang felt that this stone was somewhat familiar, but he couldn't think of it, he just thought of it with Fei Zhong, which may be the strategy of the king of Zhou to deliberately exchange tribute for the princes to send troops to quell the rebellion.

He secretly mocked in his heart, what was the countermeasure for the king to kill Li Hou in the main hall, it turned out that he still had to compromise with the princes, and the words and deeds in the main hall were the same as praising ordinary stones, but they were just fig leafs!

Just to make it look better!

Zishou held the stone and his hands were a little sore, and at this time, the slave with a big scar on his forehead came out tremblingly, and said: "This stone is picked up by the slave by chance in Qishan, and the slave thinks it is a treasure, so he put it into the flower stone gang privately."

Seeing his slave speak, Ji Chang immediately recalled what happened at that time, and it turned out to be this broken stone.

Zishou asked, "Whose slave are you in the house?"

"The slave and his parents were both slaves in the Xibohou Mansion, and now both parents are dead"

"Okay!" Zishou didn't wait for him to finish: "You have merit, today I am the master, in addition to your slave status, give you the name of the stone extraordinary, seal the general of Lin Yuan, and collect the world's strange stones for me!"

Looking at the reactions of the princes and ministers, you can see that whether it is to give a name to a slave or to make a slave a general, it is an unacceptable thing in this era, after all, the reuse of slaves will be listed as a crime of crusade!

The civil and military officials tried to persuade him, but Fei Zhong, who knew the deep meaning, tried to stop him.

The eight hundred princes were also happy to see the king make mistakes and do things that went against the wishes of the world, so it was decided.

Zishou beckoned to the Imperial Forest Army and Zhao Gongming again: "Use this stone as a standard to measure the height and circumference of the flower stone class." ”

Soon, the data was measured, and Zhao Gongming listed the data.

The Son of the Teachings:

"The flower stone that is offered is too wide, unqualified, and cut the knighthood by one level. ”

"The flower stone platform offered by Ruan Hou is too high, it is not qualified, and the fine is offset. ”

"The flower stone presented by Nan Bohou is too short and unqualified, so he should write a book of repentance. ”

"The flower stone offered by the poultry is actually qualified. ”

"X Hou"

Zishou kept talking, and he didn't stop until he listed a hundred princes.

Then he sighed and said: "Eh, eight hundred princes, which one is not the governing party, which one is not the pillar of the country, which one is not guarding the frontier, and there are even more Xibohou and Dongbohou are my relatives, but your tribute is so perfunctory, but you still put me in your eyes, but you also put Dashang in your eyes?

The princes are puzzled one by one, and the civil and military officials are also unpredictable, which one of your majesty is this?

After thinking about it for a while, the princes felt annoyed in their hearts again, and the king was clearly playing tricks on them!

It's not okay to be too tall, it's not okay to be too short, it's not okay to be too heavy, it's not okay to be too light, it's not okay to look at it, it's not okay to be too strange, do you choose a stone or a concubine?!

Who can bear it?

And Dong Bohou, he doesn't even like to write, and he asked him to write a letter of repentance himself?

It's humiliating!

Zishou looked at the expressions of the princes, very satisfied, the effect is good!

Combined with the rebellion after that, it is proper to be scolded!

I've spent so long digging such a big hole, and I can't bury myself?

Ji Chang didn't understand very well, but he also began to carry out his own plan, and said: "Your Majesty, the princes don't say it for the time being, the barbarians outside the party are the henchmen of the big business, the earthwork goes south, although it is a false alarm, but Dongyi and Baiyue are ready to move, and the people are difficult to sleep and eat.

The implication is that now the barbarians outside the party are all the pots of your king, and when Wu Ding was in power, he only had to beat others, and you were beaten, laying the groundwork for the rebellion that would be exposed later, and guiding the princes to blame the king and let him take the blame.

When the ministers heard this, they also had relatives in their hearts, the earthwork went south, and Xirong grew stronger, these are indisputable facts, and today's big merchants are indeed dangerous businessmen.

Zishou was overjoyed in his heart, I really didn't expect Ji Chang to be so cooperative, although I am an enemy, but you are really good to me!

He pretended to be sad: "I have been thinking, the barbarians have been rampant so far, and I have repeatedly committed crimes, I have long been annoyed, and the princes have even paid tribute perfunctory, who in this world can share my worries?"

As he spoke, Zishou sighed again, turned his back, looked extremely tired, and said to You Hun: "You Qing's family, is there any news of barbarianism?"

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