The boat carried the four men for several miles, and in silence, the bloated monk was still attracted by the scenery in front of him, and he saw a bright lamp, and a figure walked in the light.

"My master told me that there are many ancient monks on the eighth floor who died here. The basilismos were descendants of their mounts, and some of them had even lost their minds. If you are in the outside world, you can see what fat relics, what snakes, hooked snakes, Teng snakes, and singing snakes, it is the luck of the sky. Because most of them have already become immortals. But then again, I've only seen that fat relic, which looks like a snake and a bird, and it's so fucking ugly!"

The dry cicada Daoist's lips moved slightly, and he smiled, "You have seen too little, there are no immortal snakes, only dragons." I have a few dragon lives in my hands, believe it or not?"

The bloated monk shook his head and said, "Young people can deceive people, knowing that your cultivation is extraordinary, but it is not to defraud my capital. I think I was also a generation of fierce men back then, but I was the one who looked at the infant spirit young clan. ”

"I'll never forget those eyes, as if they saw through my whole body. He is the most potential person I have ever seen on the eighth floor, and only one glance is enough in this life. Any genius will be crushed under his feet. ”

As he spoke, he hummed, with a shadow that completely forgot the scarecrow disappeared just now, Li Shuishan's heart was beating extremely fast, and his strange appearance attracted the attention of the dry cicada Daoist.

"What's uncomfortable?" Li Shuishan shook his head, lying in the boat, his mind was a mess, he hadn't felt this way for a long time, and the memories in his mind were also called a pot of porridge, and there were often a pair of eyes staring at him.

When they arrived between the mountains and the sea, the waves rose, and the golden Buddha floated in the air, chanting Buddhist scriptures in the distance.

Dry cicada Dao people are also rare, not to mention Li Shuishan and Rotten Bamboo, the corner of the bloated monk's mouth flowed out of the horn, smacking his lips and saying: "It's beautiful! Hehe, if only I could put it in my pocket, no, no, storage bag." ”

"Don't think about it, let's take a detour, don't affect the Buddha's practice. The dry cicada Taoist spoke.

Obviously, a few people didn't see what was on the golden Buddha at all, and after squinting for a long time, they found a bald man wearing a tattered robe, and his white and tender skin made the bloated man unconsciously touch his rough face, sighing and saying: "What a demon! Why does a man want to be so white?"

The dry cicada Taoist said slowly

"Buddha cultivators like to be pure, there must be a strong evil cultivator or demon in the place where they appear, if you want to say why they are so white, it is completely hidden in the temple and not come out, and the fine rice and white noodles are raised all day long." If you look at those fat-bellied old Buddhas, they just sit too much and are all bloated. But not as bloated as you. ”

The last sentence stimulated the bloated monk, who bit his lip and said, "Nonsense, I've been like this since I was a child. I didn't eat it, and I naturally got fatter and fatter. ”

"That's how you became a monk?" Li Shuishan's tired mood was much better, and Rotten Bamboo smiled intentionally or unintentionally, "Tell me! Let's see if I have any way to help you see." ”

The bloated man brewed and said, "I've been in contact with you for so long, and I haven't said my name, my name is Fat Dahai." When my mother gave birth to me, lightning and thunder and heavy rain, I was born afraid to look at people and squinted my eyes. My dad said that I was frightened by the thunder, but because I was born fat, he happily gave me a name and added Wang Fathai.

My father was a coachman who made a living by pulling some rich children, but when I was 10 years old, there was a natural disaster, and many poor families had no food to eat. Because I'm fat, I say I've eaten and collapsed.

A few days later, my father was about to be executed for being framed for stealing buckets of feces and urine. I thought, what's the use of this bucket of and urine? Isn't this nonsense? I followed my mother to theorize, and sued the officials to no avail, they said that my father stole the bucket of and urine to exchange food for me and keep me full. But there has never been such a thing, all I eat is wild vegetable bark.

My dad asked for a beheading during a thunderstorm.

Because she missed my father too much, my mother told me at the bedside: "Leave here and go to Zhengfeng Mountain, where you are cultivating! You are different from others when you were born, you must be a seedling of cultivation." The day I left, my mother passed away. This time, I had more fat on my body. On the way, if I don't eat for a day, the fatter I get, it's really evil.

At first, none of the Taoist priests who took disciples took a fancy to me, and those who went up the mountain with me laughed at my fatness, saying that my face was as big as a basin and my waist was as thick as a tank. I was too timid to hit anyone, so I was scolded by them. Fortunately, a Taoist priest as fat as me saw me as soon as he went up the mountain with a flat pole, and his eyes lit up, as if he had found some treasure.

I recognize him as a master, and he doesn't treat me badly at all, and he serves me with good food and drink every day, and sometimes I don't have it

I was embarrassed and wanted to work for him, but as soon as I sweated through work, I began to gain weight, and one day, I gained a few pounds by drinking saliva. There was a master who laughed at me, saying that if I were a pig, I could grow meat without eating pig food, and I would definitely be able to sell it for a good price!

Once I gain weight, I can't lose weight, I asked my master, what is the reason for this?

He licked his tongue and told me: This is the benefit of our physique, if you don't eat, you will gain weight, and if you eat, you will not grow.

I'm curious, what is the constitution so abnormal?

He also told me: I have studied this constitution for a long time, and he named it 'fat pig constitution', which can also be called 'stealing the sky'. I thought he was the only one in the world, but then he saw me.

He took me all the way to practice, until one day, he took me to break the shackles of mortal dust, go straight to the land of Hongzhi Mountain, and worship others. That's how I really embarked on the path of monasticism. And I, after practicing other techniques, lost a little weight, but I still couldn't get fat. ”

The dry cicada Taoist narrowed his eyes and said, "I see." A person with this kind of physique is indeed a blessing from heaven, and generally a person born with this physique must be lacking, and it seems that his parents have returned to the West early and lacked love. The key is that you are timid, and this is also a big area for you to improve. ”

"You said that you have found so many treasures, you will not use them are all wasted, and it will be good if a greedy monk sees killing people and taking treasures one day. ”

Fat Dahai rubbed his head, intentionally or unintentionally touching his belly, it seems that there are still a lot of private goods down here, "Timid, I really can't change it." I've tried so many times that I lose some of my treasure with each attempt. The point is, I don't have a baby, I don't sleep well, I can't eat, even if someone comes to grab it, I will stone him to death with a baby. ”

Listening to the tone, Rotten Bamboo's eyes widened, and the dry cicada Taoist smiled dryly, "Cow." ”

The boat was missing the scarecrow, as if lacking a trace of spirituality, the big Buddha was motionless in front of their eyes, and the monk on top of the Buddha's head suddenly opened his eyes and slowly spoke:

"There are many demons and evil in the world that endanger the common people, and I went to the mountains and seas to see the evil hidden here. Today, I went to the eighth layer, and I saw Gu Xiu's snake, the so-called Ten Thousand Swords Mountain, and I saw Qian Pei, who was a demon, and killed so many demons and ghosts, and there was even one who could wander under my nose, I was really looking for death!"