Volume 2 Jianghu (Super Large Chapter) Chapter 105 Apology
The master of the Hundred Flowers Palace looked at the two rickety old men, and when they visited again, they knew that they were addicted to alcohol again, so they had no choice but to prepare drinks in advance and entertain the two saints.
"The palace master is polite......"
"Two saints, hard work and great merit, are worth it. ”
"Even the orchid lady can understand the truth, but the juniors don't know, and they have to be poked in the back...... It's uncomfortable......"
The Lord of the Hundred Flowers Palace hurriedly said, "He is a child after all, he is too young, he can't compare to me waiting for a fossil that has lived for thousands of years, he will understand......"
The old man was startled, and glanced at the old man Huang Zi at the same table, "Xunxia, what ......?"
The old man Huang Zi looked stunned, squinted his eyes, and knew in his heart, "Fairy Lan said that we are old fossils that have lived for 10,000 years......
The Lord of the Hundred Flowers Palace was puzzled and looked at the two.
The old man shook his head, slapped the table with his big hand, and the old man Huang Zi was also very cooperative and said, "I have only lived for more than two thousand two hundred years, how can I come from ten thousand years......
After speaking, Qi Qi looked at the orchid lady who had lived for 10,000 years......
The master of the Hundred Flowers Palace was stunned for a moment, and then he reacted and was about to send off the guests.
"Old dog, what nonsense are you talking about, the orchid lady is as beautiful as a flower, like a little lady, how is it possible, after living for 10,000 years, it is called Wang Ba......"
Old Man Huang Zi hurriedly smiled and said, "Ha...... I remember, the orchid lady looks like this, at most eighteen, I bet on a fairy money......"
The two of them secretly loaded the wine and food on the table, got up scolding, and went down the mountain without looking.
The Lord of the Hundred Flowers Palace had a dark face and an unkind expression.
The two of them walked away from all the ...... on the table as usual.
After a while, the orchid fairy smiled again, and was in a good mood, with such two people, the Hundred Flowers Palace was not boring.
And the greatest joy of the two Ten Realm Saints is that they have been playing with orchid girls for thousands of years, and they have never tired of it.
Now it's still pretending to bet.
When he reached the foot of the mountain, a small flower fairy in the back quickly caught up and handed over two jars of good flower brew.
The two looked at each other and smiled, not to lose......
Just as he was about to share the stolen goods, Qingtong Tianjun turned into a ray of light and fell in front of the two.
The two of them had no hippie smiles before them, and they should salute.
"Old man, life is not bad......"
Xun Xia, the saint of the Ten Realms, dressed in yellow and purple noble clothes, hurriedly lowered his head.
"Give me a jar, I don't see it, you can still say some good things, and scold me all over without leaving a trace...... Awesome......"
The old man hurriedly handed over the jar of flower brew that should have been in his pocket, and said, "Heavenly Monarch is not strange, it's all to deal with that kid, his mood is too bad......
Qingtong Tianjun smiled, "Oh, you're in a good mood?...... I think you're both going crazy......"
The Xunxia Saint hurriedly smiled, "Can't ...... Can't ......"
"...... you two going on vacation and going for a walk?"
"Don't dare...... Don't dare ......"
"Don't you really want to ......?"
The old man and the old man Huang Zi looked at each other, "Really......?"
The shepherd boy smiled, "Don't pull it down." ”
After that, there was no trace of anyone in the same place, and the canopy was broken in an instant, as fast as possible.
"Old dog...... Wait...... I ......"
The shepherd boy smiled, it seems that it should have been like this a long time ago, staying in one place all year round will only make people wear out the Dao heart......
The Lord of the Hundred Flowers Palace also smiled, it should have been like this a long time ago.
Inside a thatched hut.
Zhuang Yu prepared a table of meals, and a table of people sat down, Xia Dongliu, Long Qianyue, and the little girl.
But there was an uninvited guest.
Zhuang Yu didn't seem to see it, he didn't move, and Long Qianyue was also bold not to look, but he was particularly panicked.
When the little girl saw it, her little face darkened, "Shepherd boy...... What are you doing? Let me tell you that my brother is awake...... I'm not afraid of your ......"
It's just that the more I go to the back, the more powerless I become, and after remembering Sister Lianqing's words, I don't dare to speak even more.
The shepherd boy smiled, very familiar, "I'll take a look at you......"
After speaking, he unceremoniously brought a chair and sat opposite Zhuang Yu.
"Drink some, this is the best wine brew of Baihua Palace, but there is no ...... in the world"
Zhuang Yu glanced at the shepherd boy, his face was expressionless, "Drink it, drink it......"
"Okay, refreshing...... Girl, you can pour ...... wine."
Long Qianyue hurriedly got up and poured the wine.
The shepherd boy said, "What's the matter?" your husband doesn't drink......
The woman came back to her senses and poured a bowl of beauty.
There are three bowls of potpourri on the table, which are extremely mellow and fragrant.
"Take a ......"
The shepherd boy picked up the wine bowl and drank it all, Zhuang Yu also quickly improved, and Xia Dongliu could only learn from it.
"Pour ......"
The three of them raised their bowls again.
"In the ......"
"Inverted ......"
"Pour ...... again"
A jar of Baihua Brew was squandered, and each of the three of them drank nine large bowls of sea drinks, all of which were put together, how could they taste the taste of wine......
The shepherd boy waved his hand, and there were more than ten more altars on the table.
The Lord of the Hundred Flowers Palace felt a pain in his heart, so he stole the day and touched it from his own warehouse? I'm still there......
"Drink...... Enough to ......"
Long Qianyue turned into a wine pouring maid, the little girl stared blankly at a few people to taste the wine, and also secretly poured a sip, and now the little head was confused and swaying.
"What's the matter? I still feel uncomfortable...... Keep drinking ......"
The three of them especially had a round of shopping.
Xia Dongliu became a foil and did not dare to speak.
Baihua Brew is a rare immortal brew in the world, which is of great benefit to cultivation, not like mortal spirits, drinking too much hurts the body, Baihua Brewing is different, although it is intoxicating, but it is excellent.
"You say that I am unreasonable in Longhu Mountain, so how do you say I should explain the law......
Zhuang Yu was drunk, the wine was vigorous, his eyebrows were dancing, and he was no longer gloomy.
"It's not ...... Reasonable...... And come and ask me how to be reasonable...... That's unreasonable......"
The shepherd boy held a bowl of wine, "What do ......you say?"
"Why do you ...... Longhushan can't think much about everything and open up to others........."
The shepherd boy thought that this boy, after drinking wine, said nonsense, "If this is the case, where ......is the law?"
"You are just unreasonable...... Zhuang Yu refused to admit it.
"How to be reasonable......
"If I become the true person of the Dragon and Tiger Mountain Sect, the first thing I will do is to hit your Heavenly Master's board and be high...... Secondly, it must be rectified in the sect, Longhu Mountain should not be a place for rats' nests and bedbugs, everything has spirits, including ghosts...... Let's ask who complains about the evil ghosts and yin things that everyone in the world spurns, everything must have a reason, why...... If you can't study it, listen to its words, fight and kill every day, it will only be a lot of karma, there will be fewer demons and monsters, and people's hearts will be scattered......"
Zhuang Yu was drunk and poured out what he wanted to talk about.
"Then the Heavenly Master of Dragon and Tiger Mountain must not be busy to death, do you really think that the world is the size of a palm, and there is nothing else to do...... Not to mention anything else, as far as the territory of the Xia Dynasty is nearly 10 million miles away, that is, the smallest Jingzhou boundary, do you really think it's small......? Otherwise, how can there be so many souls in the world who starve to death......"
After Xia Dongliu heard this, he felt uncomfortable, and with the strength of the wine, he also became bolder, "God...... Heavenly Monarch...... Why did you deliberately target my Xia Dynasty...... The great wasteland is already vast, how can it be so easy to be thousands of miles away...... , my Xia clan finally got on the line with Longhu Mountain, and Yu Lu had to be deducted by your Longhu Mountain...... How can there be such a vain money, and it will be paid every year...... My palace is also very broken, no money......"
The shepherd boy frowned, "Is there really such a thing......"
"Nature...... Tianjun, please look at ......" Xia Dongliu was confused and took out the bill issued by the head of the household department in person, and the bright red seal was hot, which made people have to believe it.
Qingtong Tianjun's face was cold, this outer sect was so serious.
"Heavenly Monarch, don't blame me for the Xia Dynasty, although the hall is full of civil and military officials, they are all dog-headed, and there is too little ink in their stomachs, how can they rule the world peacefully......?"
"Don't worry, I will bow down to this matter and personally inquire about it, and I will definitely give your dynasty an explanation......"
Xia Dongliu smiled rarely, and saluted, "It's so good, thank you Tianjun......"
After that, he carried it over.
When Zhuang Yu saw Xia Dongliu like this, he sneered a few times, and said, "You will only be an afterthought, you will not speak accurately, and you will be ethereal......"
"After two years, I will give you a satisfactory answer......"
"Haha...... I'm waiting...... I'm here to see if you're unreasonable, if you count......"
After Zhuang Yu stammered the last sentence, he fainted on the table.
Qingtong got up and shook his head with all his might, the wine was completely gone, how could the heavens be drunk......
"Where is Lianqing. ”
Lian Qing appeared in front of him out of thin air.
"Heavenly Monarch. ”
The shepherd boy smiled, "Good life serves ......"
said to Long Qianyue again, "Girl, you can go too, this wine is a little strong." ”
Long Qianyue was puzzled.
The shepherd boy took the little girl by the collar and walked away.
In the thatched hut, Long Qianyue did not escape Xia Dongliu's clutches, so she knew what the Heavenly Monarch meant......
In the lotus pond, Zhuang Yu was groggy and his eyes were hazy, and he saw the stunning woman in front of him again, and once again stretched out his hand to the soft, hungry and thirsty, and he had been in the rain for a long time......
Lian Qing's face was hot, and she answered......
When the little girl awoke, she saw that she was being carried by the shepherd boy again, but she was standing above the clouds, and she was very careful, afraid that if she fell, she would not fall half to death......
"You're in a hurry...... Your brother Lianqing Fairy, go to sleep, what are you going to do......"
Shi Xiaoke listened but was quieter, this must not be disturbed.
"Can I move, will I fall......
The shepherd boy looked at it, "Yes, I can't fall ......"
The little girl got up slightly, her little feet poked out, and after a few temptations, she ran up on the whole cloud, so leisurely, and her mood was thorough.
The whole cloud is like a quilt, the little girl lies down straight, but the old Gao who was bounced is now lying leisurely on the white clouds, pillow with a cloud, and crossed Erlang's legs.
"Wooden ...... Tou Tianjun, it would be great to have a song at this time......"
The little girl was triumphant.
The shepherd boy took out a shepherd's flute, sat on the clouds, and played the song he knew best.
Cattle flute.
He couldn't remember how many years ago, he was like a shepherd boy, yearning for immortals, herding cattle in the mountains, and accidentally bumped into the immortals in the mountains.
watched a game of hand talks, blew a shepherd flute, and met the boy in the mountains.
When I went down the mountain, it was a hundred years in the world.
Too many regrets, did not fulfill any filial piety, and later, was taken away by the Heavenly Master of Longhu Mountain and worshiped Longhu Mountain.
He didn't remember when he crossed the moat and became an immortal, let alone like today's peak, as if he was busy in this life, and he really ignored too much.
The East China Sea returns to the ruins for thousands of years, lonely and alone, every day seems to be in addition to sitting in the clouds, watching the sunset, blowing a familiar shepherd flute, is the greatest fun.
Of course, we have to prevent these three major ruins, after all, as a "dog hole" where the ancient gods escaped, we have to guard against it, in case it is fed back that day, it will only be a big chaos in the world.
Now, it is guarded by the Heavenly Master who guards the northern Kyushu, but in fact, the Haoran Law of the Qingtong Heavenly Monarch is still blocked at the entrance of the three guiruins.
The little girl sat up, "Shepherd boy, are you lonely......
Qingtong nodded, how could he not be alone.
"Well, why. ”
The shepherd boy smiled, "Maybe I'm too good......"
The little girl paused for a moment, "It seems that it is not good to be too powerful...... Desperate to death......"
"yes...... One day in the mountains, a thousand years in the world......"
The little girl jumped up, "I know, I know, I've read this mile......"
"The prince went to ask for immortals, and Dancheng was nineteen days. Seven days in the cave, a thousand years in the world. ”
"Isn't that right......" Shi Xiaoke was very excited.
"That's right, I'm the king......" The shepherd boy smiled bitterly, two lines of tears, if he hadn't been so blind to visit the immortals, what about today.
Qingtong Tianjun, Wang Qian, meeting immortals in the mountains, 19 days of knots, good stories on the mountain, it is the immortal boy who met at that time, but it is not as simple as today.
In the final analysis, it was just a mistake to enter a certain period of time and visit a great sage in the ancient era similar to the Sanqing patriarch.
The little girl was shocked and couldn't believe it, "Ah, why are you still crying...... You're so good, you've been written into a book, how old are you now......"
The shepherd boy was stunned, as if he really couldn't remember the specific age, and said alone, "It's about six, seven, or eight thousand years......
"How many years ...... it?"
"It's six, seven, eight thousand......"
Wang Zhen smiled, he missed too much in this life, lived too long, did not fulfill the kindness of his children, was a son of man in vain, and cultivated stupidly......
"Alas...... Then you are not alone for six or seven or eight thousand years, let's be friends...... Otherwise, you'll be pitiful......"
The shepherd boy smiled slightly, "Good ......"
It seems that he doesn't have any friends except for the senior brothers of Longhu Mountain, and today he has a ......
Great goodness.
The shepherd boy was overjoyed, and his mood was like spring, blowing through the whole world.
The summer famine calendar is two thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight years.
Red Shao Mountain.
The peak of the Twelve Realms of Heaven and Man, the Qingtong Heavenly Monarch, has entered the God King Realm in one step.
Celebrate the whole day, and congratulate from all directions.
Colorful auspicious clouds crowd the entire Qiyun Mountain boundary, and the auspicious atmosphere is particularly amazing.
The Lord of the Hundred Flowers Palace is happy.
There is one more Thirteen Realms God King in the world, and it is a gift from heaven to the entire Hundred Flowers Palace Hongshao Mountain.
The eight Heavenly Masters of Longhu Mountain came together, but they were blocked out of the clouds, so they had to rest in the clouds and look at Daoxi.
A Taoist celestial person is promoted, and the big of the big is the big.
The blessed land where the Hundred Flowers Palace is located is even more auspicious, and the heavenly luck moistens the flowers and plants of the blessed land, which are all great opportunities.
When the other mountain monks saw the auspicious atmosphere, they planned to congratulate them, but when they saw the prohibition of the mountains and rivers, they knew what the master meant, so they obediently touched a little joy.
In fact, the entire Zhongzhou territory is surrounded by colorful auspicious clouds, which is abnormally low, or after being covered by Zhang Zhenren.
The eight Heavenly Masters came with great success and returned with defeat.
"This old six......"
Zhang Hongzhuo smiled, and he was in a rare good mood.
Great goodness.
The little girl looked at the sky that was suddenly crowded with colorful auspicious clouds, and she was already stunned, and she couldn't even see the sun.
"I like it......"
The little girl nodded fiercely, how could she not like such a beautiful cloud.
The shepherd boy beckoned, and from a great distance, a colorful cloud passed by, turned into a colorful dress, and handed it to the little girl.
"Vestments?"
The shepherd boy nodded.
"I have ...... You can see it......"
The shepherd boy raised his hand, and there was an additional robe in his hand, which was the one that had been changed by Bai. And the shepherd boy's condensation, the virtual and the real intervene in between.
The two robes fused together, turning into a colorful robe, three golden talismans flew out, and the triple prohibition seal.
"That's good, I'll call it the colorful robe in the future......"
The little girl took it, and as soon as the robe was touched, it turned into a colorful golden thread and wore it on her body.
"Is there any more ......?"
The shepherd boy nodded.
"You see my brother still has to have, Sister Long, big man, Shuyun, Dao Qian......"
"Your brother doesn't need it, and that big man, I'm condensing three pieces for you, I can't ...... more"
The little girl was very happy, "That's a good feeling, it's enough...... Enough is enough......"
The shepherd boy shook his head, and turned his luck into three, and the same golden talisman was banned, and the colorful auspicious clouds in the entire air were reduced by half.
"I don't know how to practice yet, and I don't have a ...... of things close by," Shi Xiaoke looked embarrassed.
"Don't ...... tight"
The shepherd boy took out another jade seal and handed it to the little girl.
"You don't need to know how to practice, just think about putting and taking it as if you were an ordinary money bag. ”
The little girl took it with both hands, tried it hurriedly, and put the mountain and river seal that she had "paid" in it now, after all, it was a valuable thing.
"Hehe, don't worry about the little thief in the future......"
The shepherd boy blinked, what is it? Just that imitation of the first-generation Dragon Tiger Mountain Heavenly Master Seal? It's not as good as my private seal......
The little girl raised the jade seal she had just received, it was very small, the whole body was pure and quiet, and the bottom was sealed.
The world welcomes you
The little girl didn't know why, "Is this a baby......?"
The shepherd boy shook his head, then nodded again.
"Forget it, I'll take it...... Thank you......"
This Qingtong's private jade seal, although it is not a treasure of attack, but it is like the presence of Taoist celestials, it is self-evident and precious.
"Would you like to be my apprentice......
Shi Xiaoke was taken aback, his face was embarrassed, "I don't know how to cultivate......"
"It doesn't matter. ”
"Then if someone hits my brother in the future, will you help......"
The shepherd boy blinked, "Will ......"
The little girl put her hands on her waist and said angrily, "But we are all about the same size, not like miles, outsiders laugh at ......"
"I've lived for six, seven, or eight thousand years, and I'm not small, who dares to laugh at ......"
The little girl flipped her mind, "Okay, I'll be half of your disciple first, you count me as half a master, my brother agrees to say it, otherwise it's half." ”
"Good. ”
The shepherd boy stepped forward, about the size of the little girl, raised his little paws, and patted it lightly three times against the door of the head.
A little cinnabar was printed between the little girl's eyebrows, and her forehead was covered with arrays, and then the whole head shone brightly.
After a few moments, they disappeared one by one.
The immortals stroke the top, and the knot sends immortality.