Chapter 820: Spicy Eyes
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Fart, for monks, that's a very simple thing. As long as you have the true yuan mana in your body, you can easily do it, however, farting is very simple, how to put a good fart, put a big fart that has been passed down through the ages, Sikong Xingxing said that it is not easy at all, it is not simple at all. In this, it is necessary to make the heart feel free to go, and the qi to go at will.
Put your heart and mind in your heart.
In this way, we can collapse the sky and shake the sun and the moon.
Since he collapsed the Green Emperor in the world's No. 1 Martial Arts Conference, Sikong Xingxing found that he had awakened a life trick in his body, and this fate trick was called the Fart Emperor's Life Trick.
After awakening this fateful technique, Sikong Xingxing never dared to say it, but he practiced hard every day, constantly refining the power of the origin, for this day. In order to see the Green Emperor in the future, there will be a killer weapon to win.
Seeing the Green Emperor was because of the resentment in his mind every day, and he completely dispelled his jealousy. Turn around and turn your ass towards the Green Emperor.
"The Emperor's Destiny - Five-Spice Arhat Fart!!"
"Look at me in a fit of rage!!"
Sikong Xingxing's face was hideous, and he opened his mouth to let out a loud roar.
It's extraordinary. You can get to the sky in one go.
Bang!!
There was a blast behind Sikong Star's ass. A stream of exhaust fumes is emitted from the body. This qi has changed from intangible to tangible, and it is still colorful, and it can be seen that the five distinct gases are intertwined together, and it has turned into a golden body of an Arhat, and outside the body of the Arhat, the five-colored phantom light flickered, and it seemed that there were five qi rising. Lifelike.
As soon as it appeared, it immediately rushed towards the Green Emperor.
You can see that five very weird and terrible smells rise from this Arhat's body, these five gases, alone, are fragrant, which can be called strange fragrance, making people smell and feel extremely enjoyable.
This five-spiced arhat collided with the green fire swung by the Green Emperor, as if he was sane, waving his fist, and a single Arhat fist bombarded the green fire, wanting to directly shatter and collapse the green fire. However, the green fire was very weird, as if it was illusory, and it penetrated directly from the five-spiced Arhat, still heading towards the star.
However, the five-spice arhat did not stop, and still appeared in front of the Green Emperor under a force, and a strange smile appeared on the arhat's face. It seemed to be some kind of evil joke. The five qi on the body are staggered and fused together.
Suddenly, a terrible picture appeared.
The entire five-spiced arhat suddenly bloomed with five-colored strange light, and his entire body swelled violently, and then exploded in front of the Green Emperor without hesitation.
Thundered!!
The explosion was more intense than the thunder. Very domineering. The destructive power of the explosion was extremely violent, with a kind of Arhat Collapse momentum, containing the power of Arhat, the power was extremely strong, and its power was so strong that it was definitely not inferior to any Destiny Realm powerhouse with all his strength, and even, the destructive power was even stronger.
"Ahh The Emperor's nose. ”
Only two screams were heard at the same time.
A layer of green water curtain appeared outside the Green Emperor's body, enveloping his whole body, and under the explosion of the five-spice Arhat, it did not damage it, but only broke the green water curtain, but immediately after, the Green Emperor screamed, and his two claws hugged his nose. His eyes straightened, and he was stunned for a moment, followed by vomiting with his mouth open. I vomited all the food that I had eaten for a short time.
Screaming while vomiting. Quickly escape the area of the five-colored fog. Rolling on the ground and vomiting.
It was an expression of longing to die.
And Sima Xingxing was completely a terrible scream, the Green Emperor passed through the five-spiced Arhat, and when it landed on his body, it was a solid burning on the buttocks, and the clothes on the buttocks were instantly ignited, revealing a big buttocks. Even if Sikong Picking Stars runs the cultivation mana for the first time and forms a protective body outside the body, there is still no way to completely block the green fire, and the green fire is very domineering. Like a tarsal moth.
However, Sima Xingxing is also extraordinary, I don't know what kind of material the underwear he is wearing is made of, the whole body is red, and it is a pair of red underwear. The green fire burned on it, and it actually emitted a layer of red treasure light, blocking part of the green fire. Although the burning Sima Jiexing screamed, there was no way to completely harm him. It can be said that he is roasting his ass through the red panties. It's just as painful.
"Ahh It's on fire. It's on fire. “
Sikong picked up the stars screaming and kept running wildly. Push your ass to the ground, and use soil to extinguish the fire on your ass. But as soon as I sat down, the whole thing jumped up, my buttocks were burned, and it hurt, and I sat down like sitting on pins and needles. It's miserable. Sit down fast and jump up faster.
Brush Brush Brush!!
The water balloon talisman kept slapping down on the buttocks. Turned into a ball of water and landed on those green fires, and they didn't know what the green fire was, and who had no effect on the green fire. It didn't work at all.
"Disgusting, disgusting. It stinks, it stinks. You damn fart spirit, fart demon, this emperor will not let you go. ”
The Green Emperor rolled on the ground, and the stench was simply pervasive, penetrating deep into the soul, and any one of the five-spiced arhats was released alone, which was a strange fragrance, but the five paths were fused together, and it was extremely smelly. It was an indescribable stench. It can make people so sick that they go straight to death. Pain, it's just too painful.
The Green Emperor was already foaming at the mouth.
It's completely a loveless look.
"Green Emperor, you damn vicious dog, don't think I can't help you, just the green fire can't burn me. Look at my supernatural powers-chrysanthemum sky fart!!"
Sikong Xingxing let out a roar. A hard face.
Bang!!
Suddenly, another soft sound came from behind him.
Look closely, a cloud of orange gas erupted from behind the buttocks of Sikong Xingxing, and strangely turned into a bright and delicate chrysanthemum behind the buttocks, which was very gorgeous, as if you could see the growth and even blooming of the chrysanthemum in an instant.
Then, the chrysanthemum exploded all at once.
Chrysanthemums are all over the ground. The petals are scattered in all directions like snowflakes, each petal exudes a strange aura, the smell is unbearable, and this petal looks light and fluttering, but in fact, each piece is similar to a knife, extremely sharp.
The chrysanthemum bloomed and exploded, so that the green fire covering the ass was shattered. Flush off the ass. After all, the fart is a breath of gas, and the green fire will also be scraped away.
Looks rather ferocious.
"It stinks!!"
"The smell is stinky, and I want to vomit in disgust. ”
"Retreat, retreat, retreat, this is poisoning. ”
"I'm literally going to throw up. ”
A large number of minotaurs below looked at those chrysanthemum petals and subconsciously smelled them, and suddenly, some minotaurs' entire faces turned black, and then their bodies were shaky, and they opened their mouths and squirted out.
Spit up.
It's dark to vomit. One by one, they vomited and even their intestines were about to squirt out. The vomit was sparse, and in the end, there was only foaming at the mouth. There was a hint of fear in his eyes when he looked at Sikong Xingxing.
"Ahh ”
Although the green fire broke out, Sikong Xingxing still let out a scream again and again, he felt that his ass was really burned, roasted, and stripped of his underwear, it must be red and miserable.
"Bastard, you old thief is still a fart maniac. ”
Seeing all this, the figure of the Three-Eyed Clan powerhouse, who was originally quickly chasing after Sikong Xingxing, suddenly stopped in mid-air, and subconsciously blasted back for a distance. The gaze that looked at Sikong Xingxing was very unkind, but the fear on his face was quite strong.
I'm also scared in my heart.
"It's okay, it's good that this bastard didn't do his fart skills on me, otherwise, what face do I have to meet my clan in the future, it will definitely be a shame that can't be washed away in my life. I didn't expect this old thief to have such a killer weapon. ”
This three-eyed powerhouse was secretly afraid.
Thinking that he was chasing after Sikong Xingxing's ass, he couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart.
Luckily, I'm lucky enough.
"The Emperor is going to kill you. ”
The Green Emperor rolled on the ground for a long time before he recovered, but his stomach had already vomited completely, and even bitter bile was vomited.
However, at this time, there was already a trace of killing intent in the Green Emperor's eyes.
"Save me, Daoyou, Daoyou Yi, take care of your dog, I have information, I have important information. ”
At this moment, Sikong Xingxing's eyes also looked at Yi Tianxing. Hurriedly shouted loudly.
He knew that the vicious dog of the Green Emperor could only be controlled by Yi Tianxing, and no one else had any way, not even the well-prepared fart magic power could suppress the Green Emperor, and he already felt that something was wrong.
He felt as if his hands were about to get out of control. The situation has become more serious.
"Damn, sure enough, the vicious dog of the Green Emperor can't be beaten, and if he does, he will be unlucky. It's over. ”
Sikong Xingxing secretly smiled bitterly in his heart, and he already felt that his hand was really out of control.
Brush!!
Star Picker!!
Without warning, his right hand was waved out.
However, this grasp was not directed at anyone, but towards himself.
His star-picking hand has to be handed, it is indeed extremely mysterious, it can be called a wonderful hand, stealing the sky and changing the day.
This grab, suddenly, Sikong Xingxing felt a chill on his body, and he actually picked up his clothes.
"Red belly pocket!!"
The Green Emperor saw that Sikong Picking Stars had picked himself up, and his face was also full of sorrow, so he pointed at Sikong Picking Stars, opened his mouth and laughed loudly.
"Red belly pocket, wearing red belly pocket and red underwear, I almost laughed to death. You, you still have this hobby. It's just funny. The Green Emperor couldn't stop laughing, and he was already rolling on the ground with his stomach in his hands. The eyes are laughing.
“.........”
When Yi Tianxing saw it, the muscles on his face couldn't help but twitch, and he felt that there was really thunder in front of him, and there were needles piercing his eyes. A big man, wearing a red belly pocket and red underwear, is simply not an ordinary spicy eye.
It's perverted and spicy.
Jia Xu and the others also had strange faces.
I can't laugh when I want to, I just feel like I'm going blind.
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