Chapter 283 Zhu Bajie who was scared out of
At the same time, Sun Wukong couldn't help but think about it: "I wanted to give this old man a kick, but seeing how the old man acted, why don't Lao Sun try this grandson's acting skills again." ’
The term acting was also learned from Sun Yuankou.
As a result, his heart moved, and suddenly the golden light flashed in his grinning and extremely fierce hand, and a golden hoop rod appeared.
But before he could pose in front of the old goods, he didn't want the old goods to be frightened in an instant, his legs and feet were sore, he couldn't stand steadily, he fell down, got up, but he stumbled, and his legs were obviously scared and weak.
In an instant, Zhun Ti, who saw it in the distance, couldn't help but be stunned.
Sun Yuan also smiled, he didn't want the old man's acting skills to grow up, so pretending to be a ghost to play Sun Wukong, is it fun or what?
Sun Wukong also flashed a moment of strangeness in his eyes: "Old official, don't be alarmed, I will wait for the evil and the good, don't be afraid, don't be afraid." Just now, thanks to your kindness, there is a demon. I don't know how many blame there are, when you are tired, you say, I thank you so much. ”
didn't want the words to fall, but the old man was just scared and trembling, completely unable to speak, and deaf, and shouldn't say a word.
Sun Wukong could only return with strange teeth bared.
So a moment later.
Zhu Bajie sprinkled the nail palladium on his waist again, and then made a whole soap straight, twisted and pinched, hummed, shaken, and flaunted, and then ran up the hillside, and shouted directly to the old man: "Father-in-law, sing." ”
The old man saw Sun Wukong go back, just stood up with a cane, and seemed to be trembling to leave, and suddenly saw Zhu Bajie's huge mouth and fangs, and instantly couldn't help but be frightened:
"Grandpa! What kind of nightmare did you have tonight, when you met this group of wicked people? The monk who came first was ugly and ugly, and he had a three-point appearance; why did this monk have such a puffed mouth, fanned ears, iron face, mane and neck, and no popularity at all?"
In an instant, Sun Wukong bared his teeth in the distance.
Sha Seng couldn't help but look dumbfounded: "Isn't it a god who has changed this time?"
Obviously, it can't be an ordinary human elder, because if it is a human being, how can he know so much about monsters? He even has a clear relationship with the Western Heavens, with the Heavenly Court, and with the Dragon King of the Four Seas and the Ten Palaces of Yama.
But if it's not an ordinary human being, then it's too weird! Don't you feel embarrassed?
So Sun Wukong bared his teeth.
The sand monk was dumbfounded.
The little white dragon was equally dumbfounded.
Tang Seng waited honestly, how should he deal with the monster this time? Of course, Tang Seng's mortal ears couldn't hear it, and he couldn't hear the conversation in the distance at all.
Zhu Bajie also immediately hummed and said: "Your husband doesn't hide his interest, and some people are good at praising and degrading people." I'm ugly, I'm ugly, but look, if you look at it for a while, you'll be handsome. ”
Finally, the old man couldn't help but drop one thing and one thing was pointed at by Zhu Bajie's words, and it was a bit fun to play Sun Wukong, but with Zhu Bajie's pig demon, the pig's head image with a huge mouth and fangs, how could he be handsome after watching for a while?
So he stopped pretending to be a ghost and asked, "Where are you from?"
Zhu Bajie snorted, and said honestly: "I am the second apprentice of the Tang monk, and my legal name is Wuneng Bajie." The monkey had collided with my father-in-law before, and I didn't ask for the truth, so I'll ask again.
Dare to ask my father-in-law, what kind of mountain is this, what kind of hole is there in the mountain, what kind of goblin is in the cave, where can I get around, and my father-in-law instructs and instructs. ”
The old man couldn't help but say, "Are you honest?"
Zhu Bajie hummed: "I don't dare to have anything in my life." ”
Old goods: "You are not like the monk before." ”
Zhu Bajie snorted: "I'm not like him." ”
Finally, the old man was on crutches and said: "This mountain is called Eight Hundred Miles of Lion Camel Ridge, and there is a lion camel cave in the middle, and there are three demons in the hole.
The three demons are all very powerful, and they have little demons under them, there are 5,000 on the South Ridge, 5,000 on the North Ridge, 10,000 at the East Junction, and 10,000 at the West Junction;
There were four or five thousand watchmen, ten thousand gatekeepers, countless fires, and countless firewood collectors, totaling forty-seven or eight thousand. These are all named and branded, and they are dedicated to eating people here. ”
However, Zhu Bajie, who didn't want to be honest, heard this, turned around and shook it and left.
Seeing that he was about to walk to Tang Seng, he suddenly put the nine-toothed nail rake on the ground, and squatted directly on the side of the road and pulled up.
In an instant, the distance secretly Zhun Ti couldn't help but look dumbfounded, what kind of superb is this?
The old man who changed from Tai Bai Xing was also dumbfounded, why did Marshal Peng squat on the side of the road without looking back when he heard it?
Sun Wukong bared his teeth.
Sha Seng, Xiao Bailong, and Tang Seng couldn't help but look dumbfounded, what is the situation?
Sun Wukong couldn't help but shout directly: "Idiot, why are you squatting there without replying?"
Zhu Bajie snorted and said, "It's." Needless to say, let's go ahead and take care of our lives as soon as possible. ”
It's scared out of.
Far away in secret, Sun Yuan couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, such a pig goods, how could there be so many fools in the future who would become fans of the pig demon? There are still so many people who like the pig demon.
So he couldn't help baring his teeth and said: "You idiot, Lao Sun is not frightened when he asks the letter, you just scare the shit like this?"
Zhu Bajie hummed: "That old man said that this mountain is called Eight Hundred Miles Lion Camel Mountain, and there is a Lion Camel Cave in the middle, and there are three old demons in the cave, and there are 48,000 little demons, who specialize in eating people there." If we hold him on the side of the mountain, he eats in his mouth. Don't want to go, it's better to go early and take care of your life. ”
Sun Wukong bared his teeth again and said: "You idiot, are you human? Or are the sand monks human? They eat people, what are you afraid of a pig? Everyone is a monster, do you need to scare out the shit?"
Finally, a sentence instantly made Zhu Bajie feel empowered, and he immediately snorted, got up without wiping his belly and said: "What this is saying is that they eat people, but my old pig is not a human, so the master will be unlucky." ”
Sun Wukong couldn't help but smile and said: "Your master doesn't need you to worry, Lao Sun will also turn him into a monster, you wait here, Lao Sun will go to the mountain to take a look, find a little demon and ask." ”
As he spoke, he pointed out directly, and in an instant, Tang Seng's body flashed with golden light, and he also became a monster, and then several monsters sat on the side of the road and waited.
Sun Wukong rose into the air, and disappeared into the Lion Camel Ridge in front of him in a flash, and at the same time he couldn't help but think about it, and no matter who reported this time, if it was really like what the person who reported the news said, then the person behind the demon must not be spared.
However, I don't want to just land on the quiet mountain, so I only listen to the sound of jingling bells behind the mountain.
Then it flashed again, and I saw that it was a little demon, holding a "Ling" flag, with a bell hanging from his waist, and a bang in his hand, walking from north to south.