Chapter 88: One centimeter per second
Two aunts and grandmothers?
Or are they all in 36D?
It's really worthy of Lin Shao!
Huang Jun was both envious and admired at this time.
Buying underwear~ clothes for two beauties at the same time, it can be seen that the two women are absolutely safe and sound, which requires how strong the ability to control women is!
Thinking that he was sneaking one of them and the other on his back, Huang Jun couldn't help but feel ashamed.
At this time, Lin Tian naturally didn't know what Huang Jun was thinking, otherwise he would have to vomit blood.
was dragged by a beautiful woman to open a house, but was caught by someone else's cousin, how embarrassing!
"Lin Shao, since it was bought for the young lady, then I want the best style!"
Huang Jun blinked mysteriously, turned back to Xiao Yue and said, "Xiao Yue, take twenty sets of underwear~ clothes for Lin Shao, all of them are 36D, half lace, half love~ fun, choose the best!"
Xiao Yueqiao's face turned crimson, turned around and selected twenty sets of various styles and colors, packed them all, and respectfully sent them to Lin Tian.
"Lin Shao, this is a little bit of my heart, it's free, can you pay!"
Seeing that Lin Tian was about to take out his bank card, Huang Jun hurriedly spoke.
What's more, if Lin Tian really wants to pay, he doesn't dare to ask for it!
If you let Zhou Li and his Lao Tzu know, you have to peel off his skin!
Glancing at the embarrassment and stammering look on Huang Jun's face, Lin Tian put away his bank card, he could save money, and he was naturally happy, so he was welcome.
After saying goodbye to Huang Jun, Lin Tian walked out of the store with a large bag of underwear~ clothes, swaggered through the city, and walked towards the public women's toilet where Yu Tong was.
Walking to the women's toilet, Lin Tian still hesitated, he couldn't break into the women's toilet.
When he was about to pick up his mobile phone, Yu Tong happened to call and told Lin Tian that it was inconvenient for her to get up and come out, and she wanted Lin Tian to send it in, and there happened to be no one else in it at this time, this was the best opportunity.
"Are you really going to break into the women's bathroom?"
Lin Tian was a little depressed and tangled.
However, Lin Tian was entangled, and female compatriots who wanted to go to the toilet began to appear.
Seeing Lin Tian a big man wandering at the door of the women's toilet, the women who appeared all threw strange and vigilant glances at him.
Some girls were obviously female papers, glared at Lin Tian directly, and said domineeringly: "Where did the lewd man come from, he actually came to stand in front of the women's toilet, if he dares to peek, the old lady will directly twist his dick!"
I'll go!
Hearing the words of the female man, Lin Tian suddenly felt cold in his lower body, and couldn't help but clamp his legs.
Are the girls on this earth so unrestrained and wild!
Lin Tian was glared at by the girl, and could only take a few steps back, after all, in his previous life, he was also a generation of immortals, and it was really the first time he was glared back by a girl.
"By the way, can you let them help bring it in and give it to Yu Tong?"
Thinking of this, Lin Tian's eyes lit up slightly, opened the big bag, turned out a bunch of underwear~ clothes, and took out a set of pink.
However, when he looked up again, he found that many women were staring at him blankly.
"Lingerie Maniac!"
I don't know who shouted first, and then the others screamed and retreated, some ran away, others ran into the women's bathroom.
Who has ever seen that man swagger through the market with a bunch of girls' underwear~ clothes?
At this time, only the female woman who had just scolded Lin Tian did not run, she waved her powder fist and said: "Lewd man, if you don't get up to these things and go away, the old lady will beat you up, and then call the police!"
Lin Tian's face froze, and his face was embarrassed, but he quickly reacted and said, "No, you misunderstood...... My girlfriend is inside, she's inconvenient, I'll send the underwear~ clothes!"
"Send underwear~ clothes? Hmph, do you send so many sets!"
The female paper glared at her beautiful eyes and shouted: "Now get out of the old lady!"
Lin Tian looked helpless, and he couldn't speak clearly, but fortunately, at this time, Yu Tong called again: "What's going on outside, why do so many people come in and say that there is a lewd mad demon man outside?"
Burst~
Lin Tian almost spurted out a mouthful of blood, and sighed: "What they said is me, I can't tell it." There's a beautiful woman here, you explain it to her, and then let her bring it in for you......"
After speaking, Lin Tian handed the mobile phone to the female paper, who took the letter suspiciously.
Fortunately, after Yu Tong explained for a while, the female Han paper finally reduced her hostility towards Lin Tian and helped bring a set of underwear~ clothes in, but thinking of Lin Tian holding a bunch of women's underwear, he glared at him fiercely again: "Big pervert!"
Soon, Yu Tong finally changed his clothes and came out.
Lin Tian hurriedly pulled Yu Tong away, but he didn't want to take it for a moment, it was too embarrassing!
"Giggle......
Yu Tong, who originally felt embarrassed and blushed because of the side leakage, couldn't help but laugh like a silver bell when he saw Lin Tian's embarrassed appearance at this time.
"By the way, how can you buy so much? This will cost at least 100,000 yuan!"
Yu Tong only noticed the pile of underwear~ clothes in Lin Tian's hand at this time, and said in surprise.
"Victoria brand, free, it's all given by others!"
Lin Tian smiled mysteriously and said.
It's not right, the girl buys underwear for the boy ~ and gives it to another girl, it doesn't make sense......
Yu Tong was a little surprised, but he didn't continue to ask.
Soon, the two returned to the hotel.
Walking into the room, Lin Tian found that An Ruofeng had changed into the hotel's pajamas, and his snow-white long legs were faintly visible, so he couldn't help but take a few more looks.
"Let's put it on!"
Lin Tian threw the coat and a bunch of underwear~ clothes to An Ruofeng, and said, "What style you like, choose it yourself, but I think you like lace the most!"
Looking at the pile of colorful underwear on the bed, An Ruofeng was stunned, especially when there were still a lot of emotions ~ fun inside~ in.
"Bang Bang~~"
At this time, a loud noise came, the door was not locked, the loud noise fell, the door opened, and several men wearing police uniforms walked in, led by the man shouted: "Sweep the pornography, stand up for me, and take out my identity documents!"
Sweeping pornography?
An Ruofeng and Yu Tongqiao's faces were stunned.
Lin Tian, who was still holding two sets of underwear~ clothes in his hands, was also blinded.
Xu Guiyou's eyes swept over An Ruofeng and Yu Tong, and his eyes were full of amazement.
36D, willow waist and long legs, both are the same superb!
After secretly exclaiming, Xu Guiyou's eyes fell on Lin Tian, his anger rose, he was paralyzed, and the poor slings who were selling in this place actually came to open the house with two superb products, and they beeped the dog!
"I came out to prostitute at a young age, and I also played three flights, which is very good!"
Xu Guiyou gritted his teeth and shouted: "All handcuffed, take it back!"
Hearing the words of this leader, Lin Tian smiled slightly, this is a good show!
Three Fly?
It's already good luck not to be killed by the female tyrannosaurus with a gun in front of you.
Now that this person has said this, it is fake if the female tyrannosaurus does not go berserk!
Really.
An Ruofeng's pretty face was already full of coldness, she stood up and said murderously: "You dare to say it again?"
"Yo, threatened, want to attack the police?"
Xu Guiyou's eyes narrowed, and he sneered: "You came out to sell it, don't you dare to admit it?" Look at your good skin on the outside, you may have rotted inside!"
Hearing this, Lin Tian looked stunned, and then shook his head, this person is simply looking for death.
Bang~
There was no accident, with An Ruofeng's character, he had already fallen into a rage, and with a knee and a flick of his shoulder, he directly threw Xu Guiyou to the ground.
"Stinky words, dare to attack the police!"
"Draw your guns and handcuff them to me!"
Xu Guiyou was beaten by An Ruofeng and was embarrassed and painful, and immediately shouted angrily: "Especially that kid, cuff him and beat him first, if he is paralyzed, he will be ruthless to this kind of person!"
Beat me?
Lin Tian's face sank slightly, his eyes narrowed, and his divine eyes swept over the other party before he sneered: "This police officer, when you see these two beauties in my family, are you a little angry?"
"yes, no wonder. Like you, little Ding Ding is only a centimeter long!"
"It's just that even if you count one centimeter, you still have kidney loss, you usually have weak energy, a second of speed, you can't satisfy the beauty, and you understand that you have a big temper!"
Speaking of this, Lin Tian smiled: "One centimeter per second, it's a person like you!"
Lin Tian's words, Yu Tong and An Ruofeng were dumbfounded for a while.
Xu Guiyou, who was on the other side, was also stunned, and then looked ashamed and angry, and his eyes were spewing fire.