The Baoguang Hall is not only dedicated to Guanyin Bodhisattva, but also the two Venerables of Jinzha Muzha, although they are both statues of clay and wooden tires, but there is a trace of Yuan Shen inside, which can sense everything that happens in the hall.

", Master, the Immortal Emperor is here, what should I do?" Muzha panicked when he saw Xie Yun walking up the steps.

"The Eight Desolations Immortal Emperor is just here to offer incense, second brother, what are you panicking about?" Jin Zha asked puzzled.

"Brother, you don't understand. Muzha shook his head.

All the people who have dealt with Xie Yun will finally sum up one sentence: The Immortal Emperor really doesn't play cards according to common sense, the brain circuit is strange, and the Three Realms rarely meet opponents.

Bang!

The statue of Guanyin Bodhisattva emitted a trace of aura fluctuations, completely closing the door of the Baoguang Hall and closing the door bolt.

"Master, not really!" Jin Zha was dumbfounded.

"Shut up and don't talk. Guanyin Bodhisattva said angrily in a low voice.

Jin Zha and Mu Zha looked at each other, since the battle of the gods, the two of them worshiped Guanyin as their teacher, and they had never seen Guanyin Bodhisattva like this.

The Eight Desolations Immortal Emperor was able to force Shi Zun to this role, it was really scary to think about it!

Xie Yun at the outer gate was also stunned, what does Guanyin mean?

The old monk was also stunned, the Bodhisattva Niangniang appeared, and it was the first time he had seen it.

"Open the door, open the door, you have the ability to open the door, you have the ability to open the door!" Xie Yun rolled up his sleeves and began to bang on the door at a very fast speed and shouted.

"it!" everyone present collectively flashed their waists.

The Guanyin Bodhisattva and Jin Zha Muzha in the Baoguang Hall collectively panicked, for fear that Xie Yun would break in.

The old monk stepped forward quickly, stopped Xie Yun and said, "This is the place where Buddhism cultivates, don't make noise, otherwise you will go out!"

Boom!

There was a melodious bronze bell ringing in the courtyard, and at noon, the little monk was striking the bell.

"If you don't make a noise, you won't make a noise, it's okay to chant poetry and sing in the poor way, right?" Xie Yun immediately thought of a clever plan.

The old monk was stunned for a moment, touched his head and thought for a long time, and after making sure that the temple rules did not prohibit the chanting of poems and songs, he nodded hesitantly and said, "Yes!"

Xie Yun walked over quickly, drove the little monk away, snatched the log that hit the bell, knocked it twice, cleared his throat, and sang.

"Look at the Bodhisattva on the other side, knock knock! look, knock knock!"

"Bendi here is really handsome, knock knock!"

"Please don't pretend to ignore it!"

......

"Master, what kind of song is this, why does it sound like a love song?" Jin Zha hesitated.

"Shut up, sinner, close your ears and recite the mantra of Great Compassion five hundred times. Guanyin turned his head and glared angrily.

Jin Zha tried twice, gave up completely, and said with a sad face: "Master, I can't calm down, the song of the Immortal Emperor is too magical!"

Li Mingda in the carriage was completely angry, the master actually teased the old woman Guanyin in front of him, did he take himself in his eyes, cold war!

The Cold War has never stopped, and the Cold War will continue!

Xie Yun sang for a long time, but there was still no reaction in the Baoguang Palace.

"Master, the song is very good, but it doesn't work!" Sun Wukong followed the rhythm of Xie Yun's singing voice, and said as he jumped.

"That's a song for the teacher. ”

"Ahem! Knock!" Xie Yun cleared his throat and adjusted his breath.

"I'm waiting here for you to turn around, knock!"

"Waiting for you to turn around and that peach blossom blooms, knock knock!"

......

Xie Yun's vicissitudes of singing are matched with the melodious bells of the bronze bell, and he is stunned to sing percussion, and it is inexplicably good.

The old monk thought about it for a long time, and then realized that this was Xie Yun teasing Guanyin Bodhisattva, and he was immediately furious and wanted to drive the group out.

The chaotic sound of the bell also attracted the monks of all sizes in the Guanyin Monastery, and shouted angrily in unison: "That wild Taoist is smashing the bell?"

Xie Yun's face darkened, and he turned his head and reported all the monks in the Guanyin Monastery.

"system, I reported them for insulting me. ”

"Ding, in the verification of the reporting system, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting the host, and rewarding the host with a trace of chaotic aura. ”

"Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting Guangzhi and rewarding the host with a trace of chaotic aura. ”

"Ding, the reporting system is verifying the ......"

......

The luck of the Guanyin Monastery has been reduced to zero, and within three days, there will be a catastrophe that destroys the temple.

Xie Yun was stunned for a moment, and when he turned around, he ignored this system prompt, what does it have to do with him?

Roar!

"Stand back!" the little white dragon shook his head and turned into a white dragon circling in the sky, scaring away monks large and small.

The old monk, who had been unrelenting, took two steps back, tripped over the steps, fell to the ground, raised his head in horror, pointed at the little white dragon with a trembling finger and said, "It's really a white dragon!"

Creak!

The door of the Baoguang Hall was opened, and Guanyin Bodhisattva flew out with the statue of Jin Zha Muzha, and greeted him with resentment: "Uncle Shi, Guanyin is polite!"

The monks of Guanyin Zen Monastery were collectively stunned, and looked at Xie Yun with stupid eyes, this is the Bodhisattva's uncle?

"Uncle Shi, the saddle in this seat was left to Jin Chanzi two years ago, and the plan can't catch up with the changes, who knows that you will replace him as a scripture learner later. ”

"Uncle Shi, you are narcissistic. ”

Xie Yun's old face turned red, and then he returned to normal, and at the same time, he also discovered a new reporting point.

"System, I reported that Guanyin Bodhisattva had a crush on the golden cicada, and gave the golden cicada a magic weapon behind his back. ”

"Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for failing to report, and reward the host with a set of special kitchenware provided by Tianting. ”

Hey, it failed, Xie Yun sighed with pity.

Guanyin Bodhisattva's face really became the bottom of the pot this time, and his voice stiffened: "Uncle Shi, don't make trouble!"

Looking at the sky, why did Daozu hand over the burden of the Heavenly Dao Patrol to a tease, now that the path of learning the scriptures has just begun, Guanyin already wants to resign and quit.

I'm so tired!

"Okay, it's really not funny, this emperor just saw that the atmosphere of this Zen temple was stiff, just joking. Xie Yun said with a smile.

The monks of the Monastery were uneasy in their hearts, as if they had offended a great person!

Guanyin Bodhisattva turned around, looked down at the monks in his other courtyard, sighed and said, "Within three days, you can leave the Zen monastery, there will be a great disaster here." ”

"Please save the Bodhisattva!" the monks bowed down and pleaded.

"Karma, the evil cause you have planted, the bitter fruit has already been formed, run for your life, and the deity can't do anything. After Guanyin Bodhisattva finished speaking, he said to Xie Yun: "Uncle Shi, see you again." ”

The Guanyin Monastery has been entangled in bad luck and has no solution!

Xie Yun looked at the statues of Guanyin, Jinzha, and Muzha without looking back, and flew away directly, shaking his head and educating his apprentices: "See, Buddhism claims to be a universal being, and in the event of a catastrophe, he may run before you, this is nature, whether it is a human being or a god, in fact, it is the same." ”

Sun Wukong recalled the first half of his life, nodded thoughtfully, and asked, "Master, if I get into trouble, will you leave me?"

Bang!

Xie Yun kicked Sun Wukong away, and said domineeringly: "In the Three Realms, there are only two kinds of disasters that you can break through, to anger the teacher, to anger the ancestral master." ”

"It is the best choice to provoke the teacher, to be beaten badly, to anger the grandfather, to consciously give up resistance, and to be arrested. ”

"Other woes, for the teacher to stand up for you, hit the door!"

"Master, although I don't want to admit it, my grandson has to admit that you are more handsome than my grandson. Sun Wukong got up and racked his brains to say an earthy sycophant.

"Don't say this in the future, it's all the recognized truth of the Three Realms, this emperor is the most handsome, and I will argue if I don't accept it!" Xie Yun flicked his sleeves, turned around and looked up at the dawn, and said quietly.

PS: Next chapter, crazy slap in the face, look forward to it!