390. Shocked, the Minister of the DPRK and China was trampled under the feet of a woman!(6k)
Zishou was not in a hurry to leave, and went to Shouxian Palace slowly, hugged Wu Geng and Daji and had lunch, and then turned to take the royal car to Afang Palace.
"What about people?"
He suddenly found that in the huge Afang Palace, there were only a few people in the outer hall, Wan Nian and Lu Xiong.
Zishou felt unbelievable, could it be that the expulsion of good ministers by bad ministers has been fruitful, and this group of courtiers is so bad that they don't even listen to the emperor's orders?
When a few people saw that the son was coming, they bowed their hands.
Zishou was puzzled and asked, "Excuse me, why are there only your families in the palace?"
Wan Nian scratched his bald head and said, "The ministers came back after eating lunch, and they didn't gather in one place, maybe everyone else went to the wrong place." β
Zishou suddenly realized, yes, the two Afang Palaces, although they are not the same, but the plaques and the appearance of the building are all exactly the same.
At this time, there was no pinyin, and the ministers were ordered to go to Afang Palace for the first time, and they were stupid and couldn't tell the difference, and it was understandable that they were wrong.
"Then let's do it, Zhu Qing will enter the inner hall with me first, and if you go to the wrong place, it's no wonder that others will be able to enjoy it late. Zishou bowed slightly, and walked to the inner hall with the few people who were there.
Wan Nian and the others are puzzled, His Majesty seems to have something to discuss, in this case, shouldn't he hurry up and summon the minister who went to the wrong hall?
However, Zishou had already set off and walked inside, and they had to follow further.
"Meet Your Majesty!" The two female doctors in the inner hall saw Zi Shou enter the hall and hurriedly bowed.
"Doctor Qian is ready, right?"
Zishou waved his hand, led the people to the inner sanctum, and pushed the door in.
There is a warm kang in the room, and the lights are on.
Ondol and floor heating are the most comfortable, the least easy to dry mouth, and the most in line with the concept of health warming, so Zishou doesn't care about getting it out too early, just feel comfortable.
The imperial robe was warm in winter and cool in summer, and it was impossible for him to wear it when he slept with Daji.
After a while, Qian Bao arrived.
He was still carrying a small box in his hand, which was very professional: "Your Majesty is going to start with a massage first?"
Zishou nodded, and after he wanted to practice equestrianism on a whim, he asked Qian Bao to make arrangements, and this Afang Palace was originally built as a health place.
After exercising, it is very reasonable, right? Although I forgot to exercise today, I will not lose money by pressing a motorcycle in the future.
Of course, as the protagonist of integrity as the starting point, we must lead by example, resist informal massage, and support formal massage.
How could Zishou know what the big sword massage was like, what Thai, Chinese, Hong Kong, liver, heart, kidney, elastic tendons, trembling palms, back trembling, one finger Zen, all of them didn't know.
In later generations, many people originally wanted to go to a regular massage to relieve fatigue, but accidentally fell into the trap of informal massage, and they may be more tired after pressing, which is troublesome.
However, in the Shang Dynasty, there was no need to worry, the origin of the four methods of traditional Chinese medicine, acupuncture, moxibustion, and medicine was very early, and the scraping, massage, and cupping in these years are all trustworthy.
When his body became warmer, Zishou lay on the bed, and Qian Bao personally helped him massage his back.
"This is a massage, Zhu Qing needs to sit quietly every day to deal with political affairs, waist and hips are not smooth, this massage can massage acupuncture points, dredge tendons and veins, and relieve a variety of discomforts. β
Press... Massage?
Massage is not a term only in later generations, and many carved words of massage have been unearthed in the Yin Ruins.
It's just that massage is rarely used in daily treatment, after all, massage is more of a health-preserving adjunct therapy, and the main treatment still has to rely on decoction medicine diagnosis and treatment, or needle stones.
However, this does not mean that the healer will not massage, and there are several doctors who are proficient in this technique.
In Qian Bao's internal scripture, a large number of medical cases of Yu Tarsal are recorded, and Yu Tarsus does not treat diseases with decoction, but with bridges, cases, poison ironing, etc., in which the "case" and "bridge" refer to massage, so he is also a good massage hand.
After figuring it out, Wan Nian was looking forward to it, if you want to talk about the degree of trust in Qian Bao's medical skills, in addition to Zishou in this song, he is him, after all, he also has a book in his head.
Zishou saw Wan Nian's eyes lit up, and hurriedly added: "Wan Qing's family, this hair loss is a stubborn disease for the ages, massage is more to relieve fatigue, assist in the treatment of a variety of diseases, but there is nothing to do about this extremely bad stubborn disease, if the Qing family is worried about this, I can enjoy the next year's rest, walk around, and get better." β
Wan Nian was a little disappointed, but he shook his head and refused: "Your Majesty has a good intention, but the Ministry of Industry is planning to expand the court, and it is an eventful time, and it is inconvenient for the minister to go out." β
Zishou didn't say much, snorted lightly, and Qian Bao's hand had already come up.
"Comfortable, Aiqing's massage technique is really mysterious, and I am extremely relaxed in an instant!"
Zishou felt the warmth brought by the warm kang under his body and the just right massage force on his body, and his face was full of comfort.
If it is said that it is in the previous life, he can't say how effective the massage is, but in this god world, it is really infinitely useful, and whoever presses it knows.
"Qian Qing, let your children also come to press for Wan Qing's family, General Lu and other Qing families. β
"Thisβ" Qian Bao hesitated for a moment and replied, "It's fine." β
Everyone was looking forward to it, and looking at the comfortable appearance of the King of Xu, they had long wanted to try it.
But the Qian Bao disciples who entered the room next made them a little unacceptable, and they turned out to be all women.
If it's an ordinary woman, it's just that, Wannian can vaguely recognize a few witches, and that is the woman who was rescued when the book burned the witch.
These women are about seventeen or eighteen years old, with good faces and beautiful faces, and if they are not good, they cannot be forced to be witch prostitutes, and their figures are also good.
"Your Majesty...."
"Huh?" Zi Shou snorted coldly: "Could it be that Zhuqing looks down on these women?
"They have been kidnapped by Wu Zhu since they were children, and they have no long skills, even if they can't even weave, although the Women's Federation rescued them, do they still have to raise them for a lifetime?"
"It's hard to get married for a while, so why do women have to rely on men to survive?"
"I ordered Qian Qing to teach them massage techniques, this massage is simpler than laparotomy, and it is easy to use, so that they can learn a skill, and they can make a living from it, what's wrong?
Zi Shou's tone is extremely harsh, and this is where the mediocre value is earned.
Massage, you have to have contact, these women used to be witch prostitutes, even if we are serious massage, it is easy to provoke criticism.
And let these witches massage, it is indeed a solution to the problem, the female doctors of the medical school are all the daughters of the ministers of the court or nobles, it is impossible to massage others, even if the son is forcibly requested, it will fail because of too much resistance, it is better to use these witches.
"What are you doing in a daze? Massage for all the adults!"
Under the light drink of Zishou, the women began to move, and they could let go, if it weren't for the fact that they were facing the ministers of the court, they might not even have the slightest restraint, which was much easier and simpler than what they were forced to do before.
"Your Majesty can't...."Lu Xiong stopped him, and he was about to get up and stand up, he didn't say that it was inappropriate for a witch to be self-reliant and regain herself, but that men and women were like this, it was really inappropriate.
didn't want the woman behind him to take the first step, and pressed her hands on Lu Xiong's shoulders.
"Hmm..."
Lu Xiong only felt comfortable for a while, but he actually forgot that he was planning to get up and leave just now.
A moment later, all the ministers in the room had already received the massage.
"Shhh...... A little bit above, ......"
The hissing sound is endless, but there are still many people frowning, comfortable and comfortable, there is always something wrong, one set on the face and one in the heart, everyone is very skilled.
If it's just in this Afang Palace, it's okay, after dealing with politics for a day in the main hall, come here to press, it really has the effect of relieving fatigue and relieving back pain, and you can better manage the government in the future, but if you put it in the people....
Most of them are going to be in trouble, not to mention whether people can accept it or not, just letting the witch massage will make the people think about it, and they always feel that it is not a serious matter, and I am afraid that there will be countless rumors when the time comes.
In addition, King Su wrote that Xiao Liu Bei painted the Spring Palace, and it is easy to lead people to think in a bad way.
Zi Shou said: "I want to open a stilt hall outside the palace, so that the rescued witch in distress also has a means of livelihood, the people work all day, go out early and return late, and have a dark disease. β
Hehe, such high-sounding words, Zishou is really not afraid of being blocked.
How upright is this means of earning mediocre value? Seeking the well-being of the people while being scolded!
"This...."Ten thousand years of eyes wandering, the idea is good, but the impact is not good after all.
Seeing this, Zishou continued to add: "This massage and massage is only one of them, followed by scraping, cupping, needle pricking, etc., all of which are stilt hall therapy. β
Wan Nian asked: "The minister knows what is pricking needles, scraping, and cupping?"
Zishou looked at Qian Bao, he didn't understand it very well, and the courtiers didn't believe it very much, but Qian Bao was more authoritative.
"In the medical way, the head method is aimed at the surface disease, and the head method mainly has two kinds of scraping and cupping, scraping is the use of the stone to scrape the meridian acupoints, blood circulation and blood stasis, dredging the meridians, and even exorcism and detoxification, the skin pain is unbearable at the beginning, but after the sha will be relaxed....."
Zishou knows, in fact, in the previous life, the efficacy of gua sha has not been confirmed by modern medicine, most people think that the redder the scraped sha, the better the curative effect, and even the more painful the better, there is a misconception that the skin will be scraped out of a large number of blood marks, as if it has been abused, excessive scraping has also hurt many people.
But that's all a problem in the previous life, this craft has a positive inheritance in the world of the gods, and the effect is good and trustworthy.
Wannian couldn't help but ask again: "What about cupping?"
Qian Bao's strength in his hands did not decrease, and explained: "Cupping is also known as the horn method, which uses small animal horns and clay pots to suck out the damp and poisonous qi accumulated in the body, which is the method of internal and external treatment. β
Zishou chuckled, cupping's statement is more mysterious than scraping, and it also inhales damp and poisonous gas, but in a world where even yin and yang are available, it is not so strange.
As for the sauna, it was proposed by himself, and according to Qian Bao's professional statement, it corresponds to the moxibustion method, which is probably the use of wormwood's fumigation, which causes the local temperature to rise, and uses this to expel the sick qi that invades the human body.
Zishou also had to sigh, it is better to develop medicine, look at the stilt hall proposed according to the four laws of traditional Chinese medicine is difficult for many people to accept, and the earlier caesarean section is the best proof that people complain.
Caesarean section production capacity can't save lives?
Do the people scold or not?
"Purrβpurrβ"
Maybe he was tired, and because the massage was too comfortable, Lu Xiong, who was vigorously resisting just now, actually fell asleep.
Wan Nian sighed: "The massage is really unique, I heard that General Lu has been restless recently, tossing and turning night and night, but I didn't expect to be just a massage for a while, and I fell asleep peacefully!"
The ministers thought so, but they still had some scruples:
"Massage is easy to say, just press with your hands, that is, change to a man to do it, and it is only more powerful, but those needles, scraping, cupping ....."
"Yes, it is necessary to make people red before it stops, and the method of pricking needles is even more dangerous, a few inches long golden needles pierced on the body, although I have heard of it, will it really not happen?"
"Although it can drive away evil spirits and pull out poison, it ......"
"Please also think twice, although the original intention of this stilt hall is good, I am afraid that the people will find it difficult to accept, and most of them are witches, lest some gossip damage the prestige of the imperial court, and also slander Your Majesty's holy ....."
Zishou is happy in his heart, if it is not damaged, why should I bother to make such a play?
It's not for you to see the benefits?
"Since the stilt hall is beneficial to the people, why should Zhu Qing dissuade it?" Zi Shou said: "Okay, it's almost done, the sauna still needs to prepare wormwood, it's a little troublesome, let's try this cupping and scraping first." β
Without waiting for everyone to respond, Zishou raised his hand and said, "Come, Qian Qing's family, first shave Wan Qing's family." β
Qian Bao is not ambiguous, he doesn't care too much about whether others can accept it, he can cure diseases and save people, and he can maintain health care, which is a medical skill that is beneficial to the people.
He took out clay pots, jade scraping boards and other tools, and after a little introduction, burned them with small paper, put them into the jar, and then took advantage of the fact that he didn't react for 10,000 years, and stuck them to his back one by one, and more than a dozen small clay pots were sucked on his back, and even the meat could be sucked up.
Wan Nian had a bitter face and asked, "Brother Qian, when can you pull it out?"
"The pot has to be fired, and it must fall by itself. Qian Bao responded seriously, and waited until the skin that was sucked up by Wan Nian turned purple and red, and the clay pot was loose, and then he took the clay pot off.
At this time, Wan Nian had already become a seven-star ladybug.
The surrounding courtiers trembled, what the hell!
Someone asked, "Wan Shangshu, how do you feel?"
Wan Nian didn't feel much, and he was afraid that he would be cupping by Qian Bao again because it had no effect, so he said with a dry smile: "The effect is excellent! This waist is not sore, and the legs are not painful, and it is not difficult to go up to the star tower in one breath!"
Qian Bao frowned: "Cupping didn't work so quickly, Wan Daren should just be an illusion, looking for a doctor to be worthy of conscience, the most important thing is to pay attention to a truth, if Wan Daren's leg hurts, then try this scraping." β
Wan Nian regretted that he shouldn't have said such a word, but it was too late, Qian Bao directly demonstrated scraping with his legs, smeared some things that he didn't know what to do, and then gently scraped a few times with a jade scraping board, and immediately there were slight red blood spots.
"Since the people of Wan have backache and leg pain, they can scrape twice a month and cupping three times, no more and no less, only two months can be unhindered, and the body is as healthy as a teenager. β
"I...."Wan Nian opened his mouth for a long time, he wanted to say that he just had less hair, bald, and his actual age was the youngest courtiers in the court, but he couldn't say it after all, in case Qian Bao listened, and said that a needle can grow hair, and it would not be good to prick a few needles into the brain.
This is not to say that you don't trust Qian Bao, everyone knows that Qian Bao's medical skills are superb, but whether you know or not is one thing, and whether you dare or not is another.
Zishou took in the expressions of Wannian and the ministers, and the ministers of the court were already extremely enlightened, and they couldn't accept it, let alone the people?
The whole compulsory medical treatment, I'm afraid there is no mediocrity, not to mention the witch massage, which is the key to making people think about the rumors.
Zishou clapped his hands and said: "Wonderful! If there is a disease, it will be cured, and if there is no disease, it will be regulated, Qian Qing's family, you have to take more witches as apprentices, and specialize in teaching these treatment methods that are different from decoction and surgery, and after there are enough people, I will open a stilt hall to spread these methods and benefit the people of the world!"
Qian Baoshen thought so, and nodded again and again: "Your Majesty Shengming, go to work to cure the disease, not to cure the disease, the medicine is precious and difficult to find, massage, cupping, scraping, and sauna are only the basics, but they can save people." β
Zishou secretly praised in his heart, this kind of massage is simply amazing, the effect is not fast and not obvious enough, because of the strange way, the people will not believe it too much, it is their own body that is cured, and it has nothing to do with your messy things, and if it is cured, it is the pot of your messy things.
Beautiful!
Lu Xiong was still sleeping, but Wan Nian and the others had a bitter face, although it was beneficial to the people, it was difficult to expand, just look at the current situation of the female doctor and caesarean section, it must be difficult.
Zishou laughed: "It seems that it is difficult for Zhuqing to accept, and I am not embarrassed today, but in the future, I need Zhuqing to take the lead, come..."
Zishou clapped his hands and pointed to the women who were massaging the ministers: "Take off your shoes and come to bed." β
These girls were at a loss, their cheeks immediately flushed, and they were a little more helpless when they were surprised, they were witches and witches earlier, how could they not know those things?
I thought that the court rescued them, and passed on their massage skills, so that they could live a good life, but I don't want to, it's still so....
"Your Majesty... Your Majesty?" Wan Nian was stunned, thinking about Xiao Liu Bei, thinking about the Spring Palace, did the King of Xuan want to take local materials?
"How can Your Majesty do such an immoral thing?"
Even Qian Bao couldn't help it, although these women were all witch prostitutes, they were half of his disciples, how could this be?
The ministers were still dissuading, but the women were already used to it, and they took off their shoes nervously, climbed onto the bed, knelt on the side, and skilfully lifted the bedding.
"What is this for?" Zi Shou scolded loudly, we were serious.
Zishou pointed to Lu Xiong, who was asleep, and said, "You guys, go, step on General Lu's back." β
"Huh?" A woman was stunned, but still respecting the holy order, raised her little foot and gently stepped on Lu Xiong's back.
If you were someone else, you might have avoided it, but Lu Xiong was sleeping sweetly, and the hara was about to flow out.
Lu Xiong was awakened by the weight on his back, his eyes were round, and Zishou continued to command: "The whole person stands up, be careful not to fall down, and then step lightly with your foot, right...... To put it even, General Lu has obsessive-compulsive disorder, and he used to have to hold a knife in one hand after killing an enemy when he went out into battle....."
Under the earnest teachings of Zishou, the woman trampled the bones of Lu Xiong, a veteran of the battlefield, and Lu Xiong, who was going to struggle and scold angrily after waking up, let out a comfortable groan and closed his eyes again.
Wan Nian was dumbfounded: "Your Majesty, this is also a massage?"
"Naturally, Dr. Qian, how is this massage?"
Qian Bao made a wooden face and said honestly: "Such a massage can relieve back pain by stepping on it, but..."
It's just too unbearable, although he knows that this is good for the body, but it's too immoral, and his own acceptance doesn't mean that others can accept it, so he hasn't mentioned it, but the king of Xuan has brought it up, and he can only tell the truth.
Qian Bao added: "However, this method is not suitable for old people, and bones are easy to break." β
Zishou nodded slightly, at Lu Xiong's age, even if he is a battlefield veteran with a strong body, he can only let the little woman step on it, and change to a heavier man, in fact, the effect is better and more comfortable, but the body can't support it.
"You, you, you, all go, for you to trample on. β
Zishou ordered a few more, you can't favor one over the other!
In this inner room, because of the power of the son, a strange scenery was born, and the ministers of the court and the central government were all lying on the bed, their faces were extremely ashamed, but they made a light humming sound from time to time.
After a while, the courtiers who had found out that they had gone to the wrong place came over, and as soon as Shang Rong raised his eyes, he saw several women stepping on the bed of the court, almost not getting angry.
The minister of the DPRK and China was trampled under the feet of others?
Money insurance is not in the wrong way, it is indeed beneficial, but it is also really unsightly.
"Your Majesty, General Lu, Wan Shangshu, Doctor Qian, why is this, what kind of system is it?"
Shang Rong took several deep breaths in a row to adjust his breath, and then shouted loudly.
In the inner room, except for Long Ji, who was waiting to return to the palace to let Daji and Long Ji massage, there was only Wan Nian who escaped because he had just pulled out the fire cup.
Zishou turned his head and said with a smile: "It turned out to be the old prime minister, this room is almost full, the old prime minister came just right, arrange it, except for the six chief officials, the other courtiers will go to another room, come, the old prime minister comes here, is it for cupping, or needles?"
After a while, what the old ministers of the three dynasties, what iron-faced selfless, what elegant and noble, Shang Rong, Li Jing, and Bo Yi were all good.
"Are you comfortable?"
"Comfortable..."
"Is there any relief from fatigue?"
"Yes...."
Zishou smiled, this is also the most tangled place for the ministers.
It's hard to accept, but it's just good.
"Okay, these things are put on hold for the time being, Wan Qing's family, how are the preparations for the expansion of Chaoge?"
At this time, Zishou began to discuss political affairs.