Volume 1 The First Entry Chapter 11 Farts in the Bed

Suddenly, Zhu Xibing had already stabbed out several swords, and Long Shaoyang's footsteps moved lightly, dodging them one by one. Zhu Xibing changed the stab to sharpen, the horizontal sword was sharpened, Long Shaoyang hurriedly bent down and leaned back, and the sword would cross his waist and abdomen.

Long Shaoyang saw that she changed her moves quickly, and his heart was slightly shocked, and he thought that she was clever and cunning, full of wisdom, and did not dare to be careless.

Zhu Xibing saw that he was just guarding the door, flashing around him like a spinning top, but his sword couldn't touch him at all, so he smiled and groaned: "Hehe, brother, what kind of kung fu are you? "I thought about it to mess with him.

Long Shaoyang said in his heart: I don't know what tricks this girl wants to play? It's not a good talk at the moment.

Zhu Xibing saw that he didn't pay attention to him, and suddenly his face turned pale, and he said angrily: "Brother Tai, you don't have to deceive people too much, blindly dodge, what kind of hero is you! If you have the ability, use your weapons! This son will not take advantage of you!"

Long Shaoyang said "Okay", and there was already an extra one-foot-four-inch jade flute in his hand, which was crystal clear and moist all over, with a hint of blue light in the turquoise.

Zhu Xibing said with a smile: "This jade flute is your weapon? If you are dismantled by this son's sword later, don't cry and ask me for compensation!"

Long Shaoyang responded with a smile: "Don't care about Brother Laotai." As he spoke, he held the jade flute in his hand and stepped forward. When Zhu Xibing competed with Jing Si just now, he was already secretly observing, and after fighting with her, he knew that her martial arts were mediocre, but she was alert and sensitive, far above ordinary people. At that moment, he pondered: Fang had just made up his mind, although he could not defeat her in public, but he did not want to win her, how could he have both, and there was a compromise strategy?

Above the main hall, the sword and flute collided from time to time, and the sound was constant. I saw a white light, a green light, vertical and horizontal, faster and faster, as if the white and green lines were intertwined with each other in the air, the more densely woven, from the thread into a net, weaving a white and green light net, covering the two in the middle, the scene in the net has made people see not very clearly, attracting a cheer from everyone.

Suddenly, the light network was torn, and a white light and a green light jumped out, and then two figures fell to the ground. Everyone looked intently, and saw that the two of them had already stood still, smiling, looking at each other, less than a zhang apart, but the red-clothed man was holding a one-foot-four-inch jade flute in his hand, and the other young man was holding a three-foot long sword in his hand.

In an instant, the hall erupted in an exclamation.

It turned out that when the two of them made a quick move with a sword and a flute, in the light net, Long Shaoyang found an opportunity, his left hand reached out as fast as lightning, followed her right wrist, snatched the sword in her hand, and then followed with his right hand, and stuffed the jade flute in his hand into her right palm. These rabbits rise and fall, and in an instant, in one go, how can the ordinary people in the palace see clearly?

Long Shaoyang bowed his hand and said "concede". When he raised his eyes, he saw Zhu Xibing returning the salute, and a pair of beautiful eyes were staring at him as if he was angry and smiling.

At this moment, I only heard Emperor Qi clapping his hands and praise: "It's really wonderful! Let my eyes open! The two strong men can be described as chess opponents, no matter what they are! Come on, give wine!" When even two palace maids came over with two glasses of wine.

The two of them hurriedly saluted and thanked them. Zhu Xibing took the wine glass first, took a sip, immediately choked and coughed, and hurriedly covered up: "Your Majesty's imperial wine is really full of imperial energy, and the grass people are ordinary people, and it is difficult to bear it for a while...... "After a few minutes, he barely finished drinking, and immediately raised his sleeves to cover his mouth and stuck out his tongue.

Emperor Qi smiled and said: "This strong man, your amount of alcohol does not match this martial art! ”

Long Shaoyang took the wine glass, saw that it was just a small glass of wine, raised it high, raised his neck and drank it, and put the wine glass back on the tray. The corner of his eyes swept away, and he saw that Xiao Di was leaning in front of him and whispered in the ear of the prince, and after a while, the prince left the table and walked to Emperor Qi's side and bowed down to say something, that Emperor Qi nodded from time to time, and after whispering a few words, the prince returned to the seat.

Then he listened to the prince say: "Father, today's competition in the palace is really wonderful, and the martial arts of several strong men can be said to have their own merits, so I have the honor to have a glimpse of the martial arts of various countries." The saint has clouds, 'one piece and one relaxation, and the way of civil and martial arts.' "Now that the martial arts fight is over, Erchen has a proposal, why don't you take this opportunity to compare the literary talents of the two strong men, so that there is a martial arts fight and a literary test, which can be described as the best of both worlds!"

"Well, the prince's proposal is very good. In response to the scene, it is in line with my intentions, but this is the topic......" Emperor Qi smiled at first, but when he said this, he lowered his head and frowned, thinking about what topic to come up with.

"Father. The prince continued, "Today is my father's birthday banquet, and my sons think it is better to use the birthday banquet as the theme, which is the right time." ”

"Take the birthday banquet as the theme? Okay, the two strong men will take today's birthday banquet as the theme, and they will occupy a song at the moment. Well done, I will be rewarded!" Emperor Qi said with a sudden look on his face.

Everyone fell silent all of a sudden, and they were all pondering. Some fingers are empty, some are concentrating on tea, some are shaking their heads, and even Xiao Yuanying, the king of Teng, who has always been free and lazy, is also serious, holding his fat face with his hands, muttering to himself.

After a pause, I only heard Long Shaoyang chanting:

"Our country has been a ceremonial state since ancient times, and the emperor has spread far and wide. All nations come to congratulate today, and the years are full of grace. ”

After saying that, he bowed and saluted, and continued: "The grass people have just started the path, and they have not done well, Your Majesty Bo is happy! Long live my emperor!"

As soon as the groan fell, Zhu Xibing looked surprised, stared at Long Shaoyang in surprise, exhaled, and arched his hand: "Brother Tai is talented, junior brother is not as good, admire and admire!"

"Wonderful! wonderful!" After being stunned for a moment, Emperor Qi couldn't help laughing, and praised the case: "What a 'year-old Chinese party is a saint and long'! A strong man, you are quick in literature and thinking, and you are really a civil and military all-rounder!" As he spoke, he looked at Zhu Yunque and smiled: "Old Prime Minister, it seems that there is one more martial arts all-round talent in this hall besides you!"

Zhu Yunque hurriedly bowed his hand and said with a smile: "Your Majesty's words are too famous! The old minister can only be counted as half at most. ”

It was not until this moment that everyone came to their senses, saluted one after another, and shouted in unison, "Long live my emperor, long live my emperor...... It turned out that the young man surnamed Long made a Tibetan poem in a moment, and the first words of the four sentences were connected together, which was the four words "Long live my emperor".

Emperor Qi was very happy, waved his hand to signal everyone to return to their seats, and said happily: "Look, I am really today, I was so happy that I forgot to ask the names of the two strong men, I don't know how to call them?"

The two of them hurriedly bowed down and said:

"The grass people, Haizhou people, Long Shaoyang. ”

"Grass...... Grass people, Los Angeles people...... Wish...... Zhuzhi Mountain. ”

"Hmm. Emperor Qi said with a smile, "This dragon warrior can be literary and martial, which is rare, but this Zhu Zhuang man is as famous as his name, Zhong Ling Junxiu." Hey, I wish the old prime minister, this Zhu Zhuang has the same surname as you, and he is from Los Angeles, maybe he is of the same clan as you!"

Zhu Yunque looked embarrassed, and said: "Your Majesty, the surname Zhu is a big family in Luocheng, and the people are prosperous, so it is not surprising that there is such a good talent." The little strong man in front of him, but the old minister had never had the chance to know him. It's a pity that my clan has such a talent and doesn't know it!"

Emperor Qi nodded and said: "I wish the old prime minister to be busy with state affairs all day long, sharing my worries and relieving my sorrows, so that I can't take care of family affairs." Come, old prime minister, I will take this opportunity to toast you!"

"Your Majesty's grace is high and the sea is deep, and the old minister is terrified!" Zhu Yunque said while bowing and saluting, "The old minister can only repay His Majesty's grace in case of emergency!"

Everyone also joined in and praised the emperor's grace.

Emperor Qi was extremely happy and said with a smile: "I have just said that whoever wins in the end will be rewarded. Come, give this dragon warrior a hundred taels of gold and a hundred horses of silk. Give this strong man fifty taels of gold and fifty horses of silk. I gave each of my swords to two strong men. and the strong man and all the strong warriors, each of whom will give fifty taels of gold!"

The crowd hurriedly saluted and thanked them.

At this moment, the prince suddenly got up and said: "Father, this dragon warrior is a martial artist and a scholar, and he is a little older than his son, so he can be described as a teacher and a friend. If Erchen has a request, can he be arranged to be on an errand in the East Palace? In this way, it will be much more convenient for Erchen to ask for advice day and night. ”

Emperor Qi sighed and said, "That's very good. Dragon Strongman, I will seal you today...... The five-pin prince will work with Xiao Di in the future to assist the prince in learning literature and martial arts, and Kuang Zheng gains and losses. ”

"Yes, Thank Your Majesty Longen, the minister will always keep it in mind. Long Shaoyang and Xiao Di hurriedly bowed and said.

Emperor Qi turned to Zhu Yunque and said, "Zhu Old Prime Minister, this Zhu Zhuang man, I will hand it over to you." In the future, it is not too late to take more care and guidance. ”

"The old minister obeyed. "I wish the lark bowed his hand.

"Ladies and gentlemen, as the saying goes, there is no feast that lasts forever. I'm a little tired, so that's all for today. Envoys of various countries, if there is no important business in your country, you may wish to spend a while in Los Angeles, appreciate the folk customs and delicious food, and make a hard trip in vain, and the prince will arrange everything properly. Long'er, first send the envoys of various countries to retire. After Emperor Qi finished speaking, he stood up, waved his hand, and went straight with the help of the palace maid.

The crown prince and the envoys of various countries hurriedly bowed down to receive the order, and everyone withdrew from the table one after another. Long Shaoyang hurriedly stepped forward to salute the prince, because the prince wanted to give a gift to the envoys, and the two saw that there were many people in the palace, thinking that the future would be long, so they didn't say much, and said goodbye at the moment, and each went a little reluctantly.

As soon as Long Shaoyang looked up, he saw Xiao Yuanying standing in front of the palace door waiting, and hurriedly walked over. Suddenly, a voice behind him said, "Long Shaoyang, don't be complacent." Don't forget, we had a draw today. ”

Long Shaoyang turned around and saw this person walking striding over, with a smile on his face, it was Zhu Xibing, so he smiled and said, "Is it, Zhu Gongzi?" It turned out that when the two of them were competing, Long Shaoyang took the opportunity to win it with his empty hand.

Zhu Xibing's face changed slightly, and he immediately calmed down, and said with a smile: "This piece of peiyu, since you like it so much, this son will give it to you!"

Long Shaoyang smiled: "Thank you, Childe." But that's fine, such a piece of peiyu, a girl's family is naturally not commonly used. ”

Zhu Xibinghua's face changed color, his cheeks turned red, and he said angrily: "You...... Don't be too complacent, it's hard to predict the outcome in the future. This son will accompany you to the end!" "Snorted", stomped his foot, and turned to go.

At this time, Teng Wang Xiao Yuanying walked over, patted Long Shaoyang's shoulder, shook his head, sighed, and said sourly: "Shaoyang, I see you, today not only took official luck and financial luck, but also committed peach blossom luck." But then again, fart in the bed, above this hall, not only you, but also this king, how come this king doesn't have this opportunity to show his skills. Hey, what the hell, what the hell...... But if you do, you really envy this king......"

Long Shaoyang was stunned for a moment, but his eyes still looked in the direction where Zhu Xibing was gone, and said without thinking: "Your Highness, what kind of fart in the bed, I'm not the only one?"

Xiao Yuanying rolled his eyes and said, "You can smell and cover (you can write and martial arts)! Hey, Your Majesty is still praising you!"