Chapter 92: The embarrassment of the puns
Fan Yao thought for a while, but still asked: "Senior Sister Chen, if you meet someone whose realm is higher than you, or someone you can't beat, wants to kill you, or wants to humiliate you, and you know that you are invincible, what will you do?"
When Chen Xue'er heard this, she said angrily: "Fan Yao, this is not the same thing at all, okay?"
The old man laughed and said, "What you two said is really the same thing, that is, they are not talking at the same point." Actually, what you two are talking about is the reverence for the monks.
In the face of monks who are stronger than themselves, whether they dare or not, whether they do it or not, it all depends on whether their heart is firm or not, and whether they have faith and courage. Chen girl, you should really think about Fan Yao's question. ”
Chen Xue'er wrinkled her good-looking nose, supported her cheeks with both hands, and looked at Fan Yao with her good-looking big eyes without blinking.
After a long time, Fan Yao was upset, and finally couldn't help asking, "Don't you think about the problem and always look at me?"
Chen Xue'er slapped the table and said angrily: "Aren't I thinking about it, I treat you as the bad guy I can't beat, isn't it very immersive, isn't it very realistic to think about?"
Fan Yao covered his forehead with his hand, he really didn't understand how this Chen Xue'er could be so eccentric, and moaned and said, "Okay, Senior Sister Chen, you think slowly, don't you need me to make your expression more vicious, let you think more specifically?"
Chen Xue'er shook her head, looked at Fan Yao, squinted her eyes, like a crescent moon, and said slowly: "If you kill me, I'll run, I have the magic weapon of flying away from the master, and I can't catch up with you." ”
Then the beautiful little face turned red, and said in a low voice: "If you humiliate me, I will bear with you if you look very good." ”
Fan Yao was surprised and said: "Why do you endure when I humiliate you? This can also be endured? Shouldn't you resist desperately? Don't you still have the magic weapon to fly, but you can run?"
Chen Xue'er pursed her lips and said with disdain: "Look at your dog-like appearance, there are really a lot of tricks." Is it true that the more I resist, the more excited you become?"
Fan Yao said of course: "Yes, we are all together, if you dare to resist, I am not only excited, but also very happy." ”
Old Man Wan finally couldn't bear it anymore, stood up, put on a straight face, and said in a deep voice: "Go back and summarize today, and start competing here tomorrow, the kind that doesn't keep your hands." ”
After speaking, he walked outside the hospital, just looking at his back trembling, I don't know if he was angry, or he couldn't help but laugh.
Gao Yuqi didn't know what she thought, her pretty face flushed, and she pulled Fan Yao, who was confused, and walked out of the courtyard.
Fan Yao was pulled by Gao Yuqi, and said as he walked, "What are you doing here?" Senior Sister Chen's answer was not right at all. Senior Sister Chen, let me tell you, what kind of endurance is there? If I humiliate you, you will be severely humiliated and come back, and my fellow monks will ....... ”
Before he finished speaking, he was covered by Gao Yuqi, pulled hard, and walked out of the hospital.
After all, the old man couldn't help it, holding an ancient tree in his hand, laughing, looking at Fan Yao and saying: "Dare to call the blue sky for the sun and the moon, a generation of new people is better than the old people." Fan Xiaoyou, you cow!"
Qin Luliu and Gao Ziyi laughed so hard that their tears came out of their eyes.
Finally stopped laughing, Qin Luliu also walked outside, and when she passed by Chen Xue'er, she learned from the old man and said with a straight face: "Tomorrow I will compete and compete, the one who doesn't keep his hand, and the one who loses, will be severely humiliated." Hahaha....... ”
When Qin Luliu went out, Chen Xue'er finally couldn't help it, and asked Gao Ziyi dissatisfied: "What are you laughing at? Fan Yao is allowed to ask, and I am not allowed to say it? He asked such a shy question, why don't you laugh? Besides, it's just an assumption." ”
Gao Ziyi looked at Chen Xue'er with an inexplicable face, sighed, walked to Chen Xue'er's side, patted her on the shoulder, and said, "The humiliation that Fan Yao said is not the same as what you said. You know?"
Chen Xue'er was surprised: "Doesn't it mean anything, then what does he mean?"
Gao Ziyi couldn't help but smile and said, "Mr. Wen said, 'Although the parents are not, they will be good, and Siyi's parents will be famous, and they will be fruitful; And 'dishonoring the toiling is evil to the people.' 'This time, do you understand?'
Chen Xue'er was stunned when she heard this, her little face became redder and redder, her mouth opened wider and wider, and then she hid her face and ran towards her residence. Behind him, Gao Ziyi couldn't help but laugh, sounding a hateful laugh.
Early the next morning, Fan Yao was not woken up by the old man Wan, but was found by Wan Jiang, it turned out to be Ye Li and Lin Rongshi, the two brothers, after paying homage, seeing that there were no more miscellaneous disputes on the old man's side, he decided to leave and return to the sect.
After the two brothers said goodbye to Old Man Wan, they were accompanied by Fan Yao and Wan Jiang and walked to the sect.
Ye Li stopped, saluted the two of them and said, "Senior Brother Wan, Senior Brother Fan, please stay." ”
looked at Fan Yao again and said with a smile: "Senior Brother Fan, meeting you this time and taking you with me to congratulate Master Wan on his birthday is really a great blessing in my life, and I will never forget it in this life." ”
Fan Yao smiled heartily and said politely: "Senior Brother Ye, you are modest and polite, and treat people with sincerity. Fan Yao met Old Man Wan here, and got his teachings, and Senior Brother Ye made great contributions. ”
Ye Li smiled and said: "Let's not brag about ourselves, Senior Brother Fan, the position of my withered leaf faction has also been given to you, whether you come to be a guest or not, it depends on my face." ”
Fan Yao smiled and said: "If you dare to disobey your fate, you will do what you want." ”
Ye Li smiled, nodded to Wan Jiang, and then walked away with Lin Rong.
Lin Rong finally got the opportunity to speak at this time, looked at Fan Yaoyan and said concisely: "See you later!"
Fan Yao replied with a smile: "Senior Brother Lin, see you later!"
Fan Yao and Wan Jiang looked at each other and smiled, and walked towards the sect, when they heard a voice behind them, "Senior brother, we-we-this-just-back-sect-sect-?Oops!"
"Stinky boy, I've put up with you for a long time, where to run!"
Fan Yao said goodbye to Wanjiang and walked alone towards the Qingling Sect behind the Shannei Sect, on the way the disciples of the Qingling Sect saw Fan Yao, they all showed admiration and admiration, and bowed to Fan Yao one after another, Fan Yao did not tire of it, smiled and hugged his fists in return.
Far away from the inner sect, Fan Yao saw that the sword on it was full of intent, and the sword light was flying, obviously, the competition that the old man said had begun.
Entering the gate of the Inner Sect, he saw Gao Yuqi and Chen Xue'er confronting each other in the small martial arts arena, and Fan Yao couldn't help but be a little surprised.
In the course of the monk's competition, they often run out of moves, or they can't solve the opponent in a small round, and most of them have tacit understanding to make up for the gaps with the previously perceived omissions, gather momentum, and then attack the enemy's shortcomings.
It seems that Chen Xue'er's progress is not small, and she seems to have withstood Gao Yuqi's round of attacks, and it is normal to think about it, after all, she is a proud person for a day, and her cultivation is also higher than Gao Yuqi.
Qin Luliu and Gao Ziyi stood separately outside the arena, each shouting and shouting for Gao Yuqi and Chen Xueer, and occasionally stuffed their fingers into their mouths and whistled, which was exactly the same as what Fan Yao did the day before yesterday.
It seems that he is becoming more and more like what the old man said, a world-famous figure who can influence the words and deeds of the people around him.
Fan Yao turned around and saw the old man sitting on the side, looking at the venue with a smile, taking a leisurely sip of wine, there were peanuts on the table next to him, but his daughter-in-law Miao Caiyi behind him looked at him worriedly.
couldn't help but look at Miao Caiyi with an inquiring look, Miao Caiyi saw this, walked over, and said in a low voice: "Father's body is not as good as day by day, and he has been drinking since his birthday the day before yesterday. Princess Ziyi just said that she wanted to find some medical advice, everyone to take a look, or use some magic elixir, but he refused. ”
The old man's ears were very bright, and he said with a smile on the side: "Caiyi, my body really has nothing to do with drinking, the loss of cultivation, the corruption of qi and blood, and the worry of internal prostration, not caused by external forces." ”
Fan Yao handed Miao Caiyi a comforting look, and then walked towards the old man, but there were many thoughts in his heart, and then he finally made up his mind.
National affairs, personal safety, and trade-offs are the only way to see the heart of a child.
"Old man, I'll drink some with you, it's boring for you to drink alone. Fan Yao ignored Miao Caiyi's resentful eyes and said with a smile.
Wan Qingshan motioned for Fan Yao to sit down on the side, picked up a cup of joy, and personally poured the wine for Fan Yao.
After Fan Yao clinked glasses with the old man, he drank them all, and then said with a smile, as if he had no intention: "Old man, the guide who led me to practice also taught me some medical skills, and I will show you when I have time." ”
The old man shook his head and smiled: "It's useless, Dajing and the many miracle doctors sent over a few years ago are helpless, why waste that time? Besides, I have lived more than 1,500 years old, it's worth it!"
"Old man, you don't want this mentality, my generation of monks fight with the sky, with others, with themselves, aren't they all happy? A thousand years ago, Lord Yama didn't dare to accept you, but now you are afraid?" Fan Yao picked up the wine jug, poured the wine as he spoke, and threw two peanuts into his mouth, chewing with relish.
The old man snorted and said, "The clumsy agitation method is useless to me." After speaking, he leisurely drank a glass of wine, and gestured to Fan Yao with an empty cup.
"Old man, I've only known you for three days, and I haven't given up, and neither have your son and daughter-in-law. Sometimes, people don't live for themselves, they have to think about others, right?"
Fan Yao took a sip of wine, and then said: "I'll go to you tonight, cooperate well, don't run, don't think about resisting, you can't beat me." ”
The old man sneered, "What's the matter? Are you going to humiliate me tonight?"
Fan Yao was suddenly embarrassed, just because he was reminded by Gao Yuqi yesterday, he already knew that he had made an oolong joke with Chen Xueer. Now the old man has to taunt him, and he can't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.
Just as he was speechless, he heard the sound of Jiaojiao in the field, and the two girls who were facing each other fought again.