"Wukong, you can also go into the pot and take a bath. Xie Yun covered his nose and said.

"Ah, master, my grandson doesn't have two taels of meat on him, you want to eat the third senior brother. Sun Wukong shook his head again and again.

Smack!

A gorgeous boot flew over and smashed right on Sun Wukong's skull.

"Splash monkey, you don't smell anything on your body, hurry up and take a bath. ”

Sun Wukong looked at the unknown liquid on his body, turned his head to look at the cauldron again, and still resisted: "Master, don't bother, don't bother, just go outside and find a stream to take a bath." ”

"Do you think that yellow wind blows, and there is a clean stream?" Xie Yun smiled: "You can wash it in this pot, it is better to use Bajie's bath water than dung water." ”

Monkey King: emmmm, the yellow wind monster of the dog's day.

Xie Yun watched Sun Wukong enter the cauldron to take a bath, and simply took off his other boots, and said to Tiger Vanguard: "Get back the foot washing water for Bendi." ”

The Tiger Pioneer left with his head bored.

"Stop, fetch water with this!" Xie Yun threw over a footbasin, which sparkled on the ground.

"King, is this an acquired magic weapon?" Tiger Pioneer couldn't believe his eyes.

"What an acquired magic weapon, for Bendi is a durable footbath. ”

it!

More than a thousand little monsters were shocked.

It turns out that the life of the great power is like this, and the footbath is made by the magic weapon of the day after tomorrow. , what a luxury!

Tiger Pioneer's hand holding the footbath trembled slightly, and he couldn't imagine that the acquired magic weapon he touched for the first time in his life would actually be the footbath.

Looking at the sky, the three views are all destroyed!

Acquired magic weapon foot washbasin: made of fire lava crystals in the land of ruins, sturdy and durable, can be heated independently according to the water temperature, is really a foot soak artifact for traveling to relieve fatigue.

Xie Yun soaked his feet very happily, looked at the Yellow Wind Monster who woke up slowly, and asked, "Are you convinced?"

"I'll serve you big-headed ghost, you big liar!"

"System, I reported the Yellow Wind Monster for slandering me and lying to him!"

"Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and the host will be rewarded with ten chaotic qi. ”

"You liar, didn't you say that if you eat the scriptures, you will be able to live forever?" said the Yellow Wind Monster still angrily.

"That's right!" Xie Yun nodded and looked at his hand.

The quasi-saint-level body is much more fragrant than Tang Seng's meat, and you can indeed live forever after taking a bite, but the premise is that you can bite it.

"Then why didn't I live forever after drinking the soup!" the Yellow Wind Monster felt that he had been seriously deceived.

"The one who was boiling in the pot before was my third apprentice, and he was not a scripture learner, but Poor Dao was a genuine scripture learner. Xie Yungu blinked and explained.

Nima, this oolong is making trouble, caught the wrong person?

The Yellow Wind Monster glared at the Tiger Pioneer and scolded, "Waste, are you blind?

Zhu Bajie: emmmm

Lao Tzu is not fat, this is plump!

Hey, it's not right, I'm a pure man, why would I use plump to describe myself?

The Tiger Pioneer shrank his head and looked aggrieved.

The person who learned the scriptures has no portrait, and it is normal to recognize the wrong person, so you can't blame me for this!

After Xie Yun washed his feet, he looked at his footwashing water, and suddenly had a bold guess.

"If you really want to live forever, you can actually drink my foot-washing water. ”

Yellow Wind Monster: emmmm

I'm a dignified Yellow Wind Great Sage, don't you have any shame?

"Newspaper. ”

"Master, a monk came from outside, saying that he was looking for the former king!"

Xie Yun pinched his fingers and counted, well, after such a long foreshadowing, the person who wanted to pit finally came on the field, and then waved his hand and said, "Bring people up for me!"

To be honest, Lingji Bodhisattva was actually a little panicked when he entered the Yellow Wind Cave, not because he was afraid, but because the atmosphere in the cave was a little weird.

All the little monsters are only wearing pants, staring at their robes from beginning to end, what are you trying to do, make a fuss like that?

Although the Yellow Wind Monster used to be obscene in Lingshan, its sexual orientation is still normal!

"Who's coming?" Xie Yun asked knowingly.

Lingji Bodhisattva was dumbfounded, it's the wrong script!

It's normal that the Yellow Wind Monster can't beat Uncle Shi, but he has used the Samadhi Divine Wind, why was he still captured?

Could it be that this guy is an actor?

"Uncle Shi, the deity is ......"

"Okay, needless to say, just say what you're here for. Xie Yun waved his hand impatiently.

Lingji Bodhisattva's face stiffened, and he was extremely depressed.

I'm also one of the four great bodhisattvas, uncle, can you respect me?

"The deity saw that there was a samadhi divine wind blowing in Huangfeng Mountain, and he took the Wind Bead and the Flying Dragon Staff to subdue the demons and eliminate the demons, but I didn't expect that Uncle Shi was one step ahead of me. "Lingji Bodhisattva is very uncomfortable, this merit was originally taken by himself, why was it preempted by his uncle?

Xie Yun asked while putting on his boots, "Then do you recognize this Yellow Wind Monster?"

"No......" Lingji Bodhisattva originally wanted to dissociate himself from the Yellow Wind Monster, but he was shocked at a glance.

, Amitabha, this guy has broken through to the Daluo Golden Immortal? Has he also cast a meritorious golden body? Is there still a heavenly principle? Is there still a royal law?

This yellow wind monster was originally a pawn of Buddhism, and it can be discarded after use, but now this pawn has been upgraded to a big car, and its value has immediately doubled, and it is better to protect it.

"Cough, uncle, this Yellow Wind Monster is my Buddhist mountain protection beast, because he stole the clear oil in the glass lamp and escaped down the mountain, I was ordered to arrest him this time. ”

Xie Yun put on his boots, walked two steps and found that soaking his feet was still beneficial, and suddenly looked at the chicken rib foot basin differently.

Lingji Bodhisattva couldn't guess Xie Yun's thoughts, and he didn't dare to act rashly, so he could only be in a hurry.

"Save me!" The Yellow Wind Monster was bound by the Wind Demon Edict and crawled towards the Lingji Bodhisattva one by one.

This scripture learner is too terrible, and it is still comfortable to stay in Lingshan.

He secretly made up his mind in his heart that after being brought back this time, he would not go down the mountain after being killed.

"Uncle Shi, can I take him away?"

"Yes, just sign this!" Xie Yun handed over a statement.

On behalf of Buddhism, I Lingji Bodhisattva declares:

The Yellow Wind Monster is my Buddhist mountain protection spirit animal, this time the care is not strict, and he escaped down the mountain, and the losses caused by him are compensated by my Buddhism at the original price.

It's worth giving up a little price and exchanging it for a Da Luo Jin Immortal!

"Uncle Shi, what happened to you with this evil animal?" Lingji Bodhisattva asked cautiously.

"It's nothing, you signed this, just take the person away, this emperor still has to learn from the scriptures, and there is no time to delay here. Xie Yun said very generously.

"Uncle is generous!"

After Lingji Bodhisattva signed his name with confidence, Sun Wukong put away the edict of sealing the demon and let go of the Yellow Wind Monster.

The Yellow Wind Monster immediately hugged Lingji Bodhisattva's thigh and said nothing.

"Let go, you give me a go, don't touch the root of my thigh!" Lingji Bodhisattva got goosebumps, and almost didn't kick the Yellow Wind Monster out as a ball.

Then.

"Report!"

The little monster patrolling the mountain ran in in a panic again.

"What's the panic, say slowly?" Xie Yun said as he sat back in the king's chair.

"Master, there are a lot of people outside, saying that they want to settle accounts with the former king. ”

"Who are they?"

"I don't know, but they all call themselves the Great Emperor Immortals, and there is a guy named Zhen Yuanzi, they are all aggressive, they are not good, and they are carrying things in their hands!"

Xie Yun immediately stopped Lingji Bodhisattva: "Who is that, don't leave yet, the Yellow Wind Monster belongs to your Lingshan, then it's up to you Buddhists to wipe your buttocks!"

PS: Thank you for laughing at life, lonely beast, I'm really a little gray gray, a reward from a professional actor.