Chapter Eighty-Four: Meat Grabbing
Jing Ming lay flat on the ground.
In his mind, he only felt that the world was spinning, and the exhaustion of his whole body was like an ancient giant beast fighting for three hundred rounds, and suddenly, he bounced up from the ground like a corpse, and pulled out his posture to guard the surroundings, just in that trance just now, as if he was being held in the mouth by a dragon-like creature, and at this moment he wiped his cheeks, and his face was wet, too much like the evil saliva of that thing.
"Are you awake?"
Then a voice of joy sounded.
Jing Ming's gaze quickly locked on the simple young man sitting at the edge of the dining table.
In the summer, the people of Fengtian City like to move the small dining table to the courtyard to eat, although Jing Ming is a boy, but after all, he is the master, and he generally sits in the middle of the seat, with the status of the old man Zhang in the family, he naturally left the left honor to Miss Su, and he hung it below to face Jing Ming.
At this moment, there is a guy with a large bowl resting his ass in the middle main seat.
Isn't this tantamount to squeezing Jing Ming's position?
Not only that, Jing Ming also caught a glimpse of a wooden basin filled with water next to this guy, and when he thought that his face was wet, it must be this guy who saw that he was unconscious and splashed water on his face.
Fish in water.
The neighbors of the General's Mansion often squatted in the corner of the courtyard wall every time it was time to eat, and today he squatted by the courtyard wall as usual.
Lao Zhangtou's craftsmanship is really long during this time.
The meat in his pot doesn't know what spices are put into it, the smell is incomparable, the saliva of the fish is sloppy, he has an illusion, if he doesn't go to Lao Zhang's house this time, he will definitely regret it for a lifetime.
This guy is also the master who will definitely do it if he makes up his mind.
He ran to the side of his pickled vegetable jar, picked out a few pieces of pickled radishes in good condition, rinsed the scum with clean water, and wiped it up and down with a clean cloth.
After confirming that there was no extra residue on the pickled radish, this kid came to the door of the general's mansion with a vegetable basket on his shoulder, and did not knock on the door immediately after standing, and would routinely ask the gods of all parties for protection.
Opening this door can be very exquisite.
If it is the old man who opens the door, with the strength of this old man slamming the door, he will definitely not be able to eat the fast meat skin this meal, and he will suffer a meal of vernacular.
If it was Jing Ming who opened the door, then don't think about it, this little bastard doesn't know who he learned it from, it's better to give someone money than to give someone a steamed bun, as long as the fish knocks on the door, no matter how he hints or even explicitly shows his eyes, he will be very generous to give this kid twenty catties of rice, so that he can go back and save some food.
Only Grandma Su opened the door, and this kind-hearted and kind grandmother would say this: "Ah, the water is coming, let's not eat yet, sit down and eat a little together." ”
At this time, the fish will be subtle, and then sit down and eat together.
After praying, he knocked on the door, only to hear a sparse sound from inside, and found that it was a kind face that opened the door, and the hanging heart could be regarded as being put in his stomach at this time, and said, "Grandma Su is you." ”
Miss Su has a big temper in front of others.
Who dares to call her grandma is not allowed to beat Lao Zhangtou to death, but there is only one exception, that is, this simple poor boy can fish in water.
Yu Deshui hurriedly picked up the pickled radish in the vegetable basket and said, "Grandma Su, this is a white radish that has just been brought out of the tank, but it is crispy, so I specially sent it to you to taste." ”
At this moment, the fish is very good and looks inside.
As expected, Miss Su would take the basket and say, "Deshui is really good, come in and sit down." ”
Sure enough, just as Yu Deshui thought, Miss Su invited Yu Deshui into the house, and what happened next was much more logical, and when she entered the house, she was not afraid of being seen through, she stretched her neck and looked into the kitchen, and said vigorously: "What is Grandpa Zhang burning, so fragrant?"
Old Zhang Tou was busy in the kitchen, how could he bother to care about this kid.
"Grandma, I'll go back if there's nothing to do," although Yu Deshui knew that every time he said this, Grandma Su would leave him to eat, but this time he was really worried, and Lao Zhangtou didn't know what to burn in the pot, could it be the dragon meat in the sky, Guan Wen was about to float when he heard the fish.
Miss Su's love for fish and water is definitely worthy of the envy of Lao Zhangtou.
This kid has a cat-like face, so he naturally can't hide it from the smart Miss Su, and he doesn't break it, so he naturally said: "It's getting dark, so let's stay and eat together." ”
If it were normal, I would be polite a few times.
At this time, I was too afraid of accidents, so I said directly: "Okay, I'll go and bring the bowl." ”
By the time he returned, Jing Ming was already lying flat on the ground.
In the words of Lao Zhangtou, this kid had inexplicable heat stroke, and he was afraid that something would happen to him, so he specially splashed some water on his face, but he still didn't wake up.
After a while, the good food was served.
I was too greedy to get the fish in water, so I didn't pay attention to the noisy people and sat in the boy's seat.
Seeing Jing Ming wake up at this moment, he was as smart as he instantly found out from the young man's eyes that he had put his ass in the wrong place, and hurriedly turned it back quietly.
Jing Ming was annoyed that the fish had water to pour him with water, as for where to sit, he really didn't care, but he was just using the topic to play, and he was about to teach the fish a lesson, when he suddenly found that Miss Su's eyes were not right, and he immediately noticed that Lao Zhangtou's eyes were not right, and the young man's sharp eyes found that Lao Zhangtou had a few pieces of paper hidden in his arms, and his heart suddenly moved, and his hand hurriedly reached into his arms, and only the remaining three thousand taels of silver tickets were gone for no reason.
This little thing is as important as silver.
was about to blow up immediately, and suddenly noticed Lao Zhang's cold eyes.
The young man was shocked, and instantly figured out the joint, the secret hidden in the well is very confidential and cannot be leaked.
I had no choice but to run back to my place and sit down.
It's also strange to say, carrying the impact of the big sword, and the body is scarred, but at this time it is like no one, and the limbs are still indescribably comfortable, and when I look at myself, I find that the original eighteen points have been expanded to twenty-five, and this battle has opened seven more.
I was in a good mood in an instant, and I felt that it was not a loss to lose these three thousand taels of silver, after all, I couldn't buy it for cultivation.
"Eat, eat," Jing Ming beckoned everyone to eat with a bowl.
Miss Su eats lightly, Lao Zhang is indeed a master who loves his wife, every time he cooks vegetables, fresh vegetables are indispensable, except for the big pot of suspected braised pork in the middle, the others are usually planted by Miss Su.
Jing Ming fought all parties, and there was hunger in his stomach, the main reason was that the kid who was supposed to ride on the wall and eat pickled vegetables was too fast, and he just ate a bite of rice, this kid didn't see it at all, and he had already sandwiched three chopsticks of meat in a row, and he could only drink soup when he started slowly.
Jing Ming was interested in a piece of fat and thin meat.
When the chopsticks fell and were about to be clamped, they collided with another pair of chopsticks, and the young man thought that he was a fish in water, and when he looked up, he was about to lose his temper, and found that it was indeed the old man with a proud face.
I knew what he wanted to do, the chopsticks turned around to avoid, continued to get off the chopsticks, three centimeters away from the meat, and broke in an oolong, the young man's chopsticks were flying, Jing Ming asked himself if he couldn't be a vegetarian, the chopsticks were used as a sword, and he clicked in, at this time, the two chopsticks of the old head were automatically separated, and Jing Ming's clamp was clamped, with a little force, the young man couldn't hold the strength on the chopsticks, and was thrown out, the strength on the chopsticks was very ingenious, and he turned around with the table as the boundary and then returned to the boy's hand.
Rich and noble people have so much trouble eating.
The fish was afraid of harming the pond fish, chewing the meat in his mouth and holding the big bowl, leaving only the gap in his eyes, watching Jing Ming and the old man fight with the chopsticks like a dragon.
At this time, Lao Zhangtou had already caught the piece of meat.
If you can endure this breath, Jing Ming is not Jing Ming who does not admit defeat.
The young man came out with chopsticks in the second time, and it was faster and more urgent, and he stabbed into the fat that melted in his mouth from the side, and then lifted it, thinking that he had a good hand and hurriedly stuffed it into his mouth, Lao Zhangtou stretched out his hand and grabbed it, Jing Ming's teeth closed up and down with a 'clatter', and the meat was directly taken away by Lao Zhang, and the young man bit into the air.
At this point, the boy should be convinced.
But I just can't stand this old man's head up, his eyes slanted at that smugness, and the young man also found a problem, Lao Zhang has not changed his breath from the beginning, he has changed his breath more than five times during this time, and immediately understood that this old man is fake for grabbing meat, and teaching the way of luck is true.
The old man didn't have many opportunities to pluck his hair.
Where was Jing Ming willing to let go, and immediately took out the chopsticks again to grab it, but it was empty, the old Zhangtou chopsticks were loosened, and the braised pork fell off by itself.
The two set off at the same time, the young man's chopsticks were a little closer than Lao Zhang's, only to see Lao Zhang's chopsticks open, gliding through two strange trajectories in the air, wrapping around Jing Ming's chopsticks from the outside to clamp the meat again, Jing Ming's reaction was very fast, the chopsticks were put together, as a target, penetrated into the two chopsticks of Lao Zhangtou, picked out the meat again, and held the bowl in the other hand to catch the meat.
The boy thought he had won.
He must not have known that Lao Zhang's chopsticks would turn in circles and dance, his two pairs of chopsticks slid around in a circle, and after adjusting his posture, Lao Zhangtou held the chopsticks, probed again, and took away the young man's meat very lightly.
"Hey..."
Lao Zhang smiled, and said from an upward angle: "Jiang is still old and spicy." ”
The young man's breath has reached the limit, and at this moment, he is still learning the old man Qin Wang's method of circumambulating the pillar, and the original breath that fell back up, stood out again, and struck on the side of Lao Zhang's chopsticks for the purpose of venting his anger, and the meat flew up directly.
Yu Deshui held the big bowl, and the eyes hidden behind the big bowl were dazzling, and he could only praise him that the bowl was big enough and had a card, and the meat fell straight into his bowl.
The joy of the old Zhang Tou Dou.
Jing Mingdou's joy.
One joy and one joy, how can the fish get water, and the fish in this pond can be happy.
The two of them took out their chopsticks at the same time and went to the meat clip in his bowl.
"Smack..."
The sound of chopsticks on the table is very light and not heavy at all.
Lao Zhangtou was clever, sat down immediately, put down the chopsticks, and said very politely: "You eat, you eat...."
There are fish in the water, Jing Ming didn't dare to spoil anyone better than Miss Su, so he immediately put down his chopsticks and sat down, and said, "Everyone eats, everyone eats." ”
The fish got the water and the meat, and while thinking about the kung fu of the old Zhangtou chopsticks, he thought: "I can't imagine it, you have robbed it for so long, and in the end it is mine." ”
Miss Su picked up the chopsticks again and said, "Stop eating." ”
Where does Lao Zhangtou dare to argue, Jing Ming also eats honestly.
There is a benefit to the fish and rice, you don't have to wash the dishes all the time, he will clean up if he is well-behaved.
At this time, the young man sat face to face with Lao Zhangtou, Lao Zhangtou picked his teeth, crossed Erlang's legs, and the slippers hanging on his thumb swayed from side to side, and said, "Boy, my strength is weak." ”
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