Chapter 232: The Emperor's New Clothes

According to the phoenix, in the past, the daily living place of the gods on the moon was in the garden of Kunlun, the garden of Langfeng.

The outside of the mountain is surrounded by an abyss, the name of the abyss is weak water, and the long weak water river continuously surrounds the scorching volcano, and the reason why it is a volcano is because there is a kind of tree on the mountain that never burns out, regardless of wind and rain.

Sure enough, it didn't take long for everyone to see a mountain burning with raging fire not far away, the orange-red flames were dazzling to people's eyes, and as the car approached, it became more and more like a vast sea, boundless.

Xu Hongbo stopped composing the music and said with straight eyebrows: "How do I feel that I have reached the surface of the sun?" ”

"Hmph, ignorance," Phoenix raised his hand and wiped his nose, and couldn't help but taunt Xu Hongbo again, "What happened on the Golden Crow is a thermonuclear reaction, the surface temperature can swallow Mercury, melt Venus, a billion you can't burn it, if you get to it, I'm afraid there won't even be ashes left." ”

Xu Hongbo choked for a while, swallowed his throat unconsciously, obediently closed his mouth, and picked up his tail to be a man with interest.

It's no wonder that I immediately got a piece of clothing worn by the immortal family, and I made a lot of money, is there anything else to say?

Hu Yihui and the others held back their laughter, and they understood that they would not say anything to each other - this thing finally met the nemesis, looking at the attitude of the phoenix, I don't know how much I will have to suffer in the future.

As he spoke, the feather wheel had already come to the sky above the Flame Mountain, and the long tongue of fire built a natural barrier, which did not leak a little wind, but as if someone knew it, he opened a door at once, and the feather of Biao Che calmly entered through the wall.

Everyone looked at the car, and the first feeling of the scene in front of them was - shock.

One after another towering buildings shine brightly, the bright light reflected by the flames in the distance shines the palace on the top of Kunlun Mountain, the shocking beauty is not enough to describe, the five-colored clouds and mist under the mountain are shrouded, like a whole, reflecting the image of the majestic and sacred city.

Everyone was dumbfounded one by one, and finally recovered from the visual shock, and the feather wheels of the flying car had slowly fallen in a courtyard.

The courtyard is clearly layered, under the railing steps, planted with white-ringed trees, forming a forest of Dangang, thousands of green branches naturally hang down in the air, the beautiful jade-like trunk towers into the clouds, there is no wind and is like a natural rhyme, and the loud sound is the sound of nine plays and eight meetings, which is thousands of times better than Xu Hongbo's disturbing whistle.

The phoenix leads the way in front, everyone in a curling fairy music also follows the trend, unconsciously to a palace in front of the line, everyone does not need to greet the phoenix, all together up the stairs, the door of the palace automatically opens, a speed dazzling colorful light rushes to overflow, raise your eyes everywhere is full of jewels and jade, flowing gold and colorful clothes.

Compared with the clothes on the phoenix's body, they are much inferior.

The phoenix looked calm, pointed at it casually, and said, "You can pick whatever you want, just tell me when you're done." ”

Before he finished speaking, Xu Hongbo exerted his spirit of the turtle with a shrunken head that the dragon could not see the head and the tail, and drowned in the sea of clothes.

Seeing this, Phoenix lowered his eyebrows again, and said slowly: "You can't wear clothes casually after picking them out, they have to be processed." ”

Hu Yihui and others stopped one after another and asked curiously, "Why?"

In the distance, Xu Hongbo's self-absorption came from afar: "This dress is good, and it is strange to wear it warmly, but unfortunately there is no mirror here, I just don't know if it is suitable or not." ”

Phoenix pursed her lips, gently raised a finger in Xu Hongbo's direction, and said, "Oh, everyone will know by looking at him." ”

Everyone turned their heads and looked at Xu Hongbo together.

"Ahh

Xu Ruoping also followed with a "grunt" in her heart, and covered her eyes with her hands with Su Qiaoqi.

Everyone: "••••••"

God, isn't this the 'Emperor's New Clothes' in Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales?

Xu Hongbo dressed up to attend, spread his hands, and posed in front of everyone in a posture of dominating the world, with a smile on his face: "How is it, it looks good••••••"

Before he could say a word, he found the frightened expressions of the women, and he knew that something was wrong, so he changed his words and asked: "This and that, do I have more teeth, as for this, you don't want to see me like this." ”

Really, all you wear is a pair of torn pants all over your body, and everything looms out.

Hu Yihui and Jun Wushang stared wide-eyed, seeing Xu Hongbo's movements, they were obviously already wearing a dress, but why did everyone only see the torn pants brought from home?

Hu Yihui strode forward, blocked in front of Xu Hongbo, turned his head and said embarrassedly: "Xu Hongbo, you seem to have chosen a set of transparent clothes to put on." ”

When Xu Hongbo heard this, he looked down in a panic, isn't it, the feeling of this gorgeous dress is still there, but he can only see the pants with a big hole on his body, if he hadn't found a suitable pants to change into just now, I'm afraid he would really be naked now.

A burst of blood surged into his heart, Xu Hongbo's whole body was red and transparent, especially the heat at the root of his ears, he was really ashamed, and he was ashamed of himself.

He hurriedly clamped his legs, like a big turtle swaying from side to side, and staggered back to find his old clothes to put on.

Qilin Wan'er, knowing that the phoenix did it intentionally, deliberately dragged it to the best before casually saying the taboo of this costume, he half-clenched his fist with his hand, put it on his mouth and coughed lightly, and explained: "Brother Xu Hongbo is too anxious, the clothes here are only suitable for immortals who have cultivated the Dharma body, if mortals want to wear them, they must use our special paint here to add some color to show it, otherwise, it is almost the same as wearing air." ”

"Why didn't you say it earlier!" Xu Hongbo's red face and thick neck shouted from behind him, he was ashamed, and he didn't dare to look up at people when he spoke, so he complained with his eyes and nose and mouth.

In the end, I wanted to scold a few times, but when I thought that this gorgeous dress was going to be painted and asked for others, I swallowed the words back, and my face was suffocated into a big purple potato.

Phoenix deliberately leaned over, touched his nose, and said aggrievedly: "Oh, I'm really sorry, I forgot to remind everyone earlier just now, you see my memory, I haven't recovered from the punishment of time and space distortion." ”

The acting skills of this initiator are really outstanding.

Xu Hongbo didn't dare to squeak, he was angry, and he didn't say a word with a funeral face.

Xu Ruoping and Hu Yihui exchanged a look with each other, and they didn't want to waste too much time on their gags.

"Everyone be quiet," Xu Ruoping used her half-baked master's shelf, trying to hold back a sense of majesty, "That's all for today, everyone picks out their clothes to color the unicorn, and it is important to get rid of the demonic energy on my body." ”

"Hmm!" Hu Yihui's tone also became serious, "The sooner you are treated, the better, so as not to have too many dreams at night." ”

The two lovers sang and harmonized, and they were stunned to suppress this war without gunpowder.

Both of them were a little worried in their hearts, it stands to reason that they were so blatantly releasing the Qilin and the phoenix without authorization, how could this legendary Shen Lu Wu have to show up to ask for an explanation, negotiate or something, but now don't talk about Shen Lu Wu, everyone has traveled tens of thousands of miles all the way, and they haven't even seen the shadow of half of the immortal family, which is really strange.

A hint of weird mystery makes people more and more uneasy.

The phoenix has a big heart, and he didn't taste it from the look of the owner.

Qilin is different, he moves his whole body with a hair, and immediately obeys and executes vigorously.

At Hu Yihui's urging, everyone changed into painted clothes, hurried slowly, and turned back to the ninth-floor Xuan Room.

On the top floor of the nine-story Xuanyu, you can see large and small transparent crystal-like bottles and jars everywhere, the large ones can accommodate an adult, and the small ones are only like thumbnails, and there is an ice-crystal-like stone slab in the middle, which is similar to what Hu Yihui used to freeze Xuanyuan Jingfei last time.

Xu Ruoping lay down, and the unicorn pressed on the transparent round table on the side, and the huge stone slab slowly protruded to both sides, concave in the middle, forming a round ball, sealing Xu Ruoping completely.

Xu Ruoping's heart went up and down, only to feel that her breathing was getting slower and slower, and her sleepiness was getting thicker and thicker, and gradually her eyelids could no longer be opened, and she fell asleep deeply.

Everyone was brightly dressed, and they all stood aside nervously like wood, and they didn't even dare to take a breath of atmosphere.

Hu Yihui was particularly nervous, his forehead and the tip of his nose oozed a little beads of sweat, under the illumination of the dense light, a little bit of oil was slightly refracted, and the wings of his nose trembled lightly with his breathing, but he ignored it completely, staring intently at Xu Ruoping's every move, for fear of missing any of her adverse reactions, and not being dealt with in time at the first time.

Suddenly, he found that Xu Ruoping's right thumb trembled when the cylinder was closed, and he immediately pulled the phoenix over and asked carefully, and only after receiving repeated assurances from the other party did he settle down a little.

Even Xu Hongbo, who usually makes a lot of noise like a monkey, turned into a sloth at this time, squatting in a random corner, motionless and looking at his sister who was receiving treatment.

After squatting for half a night, the hairy monkey in Xu Hongbo's heart, who had become a sloth, began to jump stupidly again, looked around, and saw a frosted crystal wall looming not far from him, and his heart was like a live mouse, and his huge curiosity prompted him to move there slowly.

Remembering the lesson of stealing the magic medicine last time, the outstretched hand hesitated slightly in mid-air, and finally failed to defeat the curious mouse, and with a light touch, the frosted wall opened silently.

There are no lights inside, but there is a warm white everywhere, which can be lit just right.

Xu Hongbo's feet didn't obey the call, and once again while everyone was not paying attention, the thief's eyebrows and thieves' gophers went in.

A bronze mirror half a man high, standing quietly with his back to him, next to it was a clear spring, held by a translucent pink crystal plate, the spring water gurgling, intentionally or unintentionally, flowing through the bottom of the mirror, silently moistening it.