Chapter 10: Prologue (10)
"Brother Feng, although I know you feel a lot now, it's almost enough! You look at the rainstorm, and my little brother is also pitiful. ”
Chu Xiao sat on the steps, the rain fell for half an hour, he looked at Feng Qingyun and Qian Xuan silently hugging in the rainstorm for half an hour, listening to Lei Shao next to him crying and shouting for half an hour, only Xiao Linger kept his head on his shoulder without saying a word.
"Senior brother, there are still people watching! Why don't we get here first today..."
"It's all up to you. ”
Feng Qingyun and Qian Xuanyu came to Chu Xiao hand in hand, Lei Shaogang wanted to go up and talk about it, but after being glared at by Chu Xiao, he shrank back.
"Thank you, Brother Chu!"
"You're welcome!"
Chu Xiao was a little surprised, Qian Xuanyu actually understood all this.
"Senior sister,"
"Well, you still call me junior sister?"
"If I don't call you junior sister, what do you call it?"
"Xuanyu, Xuan'er, don't call me junior sister anyway!"
"Oh, teacher, no, Xuanyu. ”
Feng Qingyun was a little uncomfortable, perhaps because he was too happy in his heart.
"Fatty, don't you have anything to say just now, speak quickly. ”
"That, Wind Hero, I'm sorry!"
Lei Shao was particularly unconvinced and apologized to Qingyun, Xiao Ling'er raised her eyebrows again, and Chu Xiao still smiled.
"I'm sorry I had something wrong just now!"
Feng Qingyun directly turned the war into a jade silk, but he didn't give face, which may be a kind of kindness.
"Big brother, looking at the sky, this rain won't stop for a while, or go to my house!"
"Okay! I didn't take you as a little brother in vain! Lead the way! Wait! Then, go back and eat your father. ”
"Okay!"
Chu Xiao threw a pill to Lei Shao, Lei Shao accepted it, it seemed to be an elixir, and he didn't ask much, and he was full of enthusiasm to lead the way in front.
"Brother Feng, why don't we take a break for a while?"
"It works. ”
A group of people walked.
...
The next day, in a room in Lei Mansion in Xuzhou City, the sun shone into the room.
Chu Xiao twisted his body, as if he hadn't slept, and rubbed his head upward. Just as he was about to continue to sleep, his body froze violently.
"Wrongdoer, early in the morning, is so dishonest before you wake up. ”
Xiao Ling'er was tossed by Chu Xiao, who was asleep, and couldn't help but feel smart.
"Suck... Yo. ”
Chu Xiao gasped, his eyes suddenly opened, and the soft flesh in his waist hurt so much that his body didn't dare to move the slightest.
"Make you dishonest!"
The corners of Xiao Ling'er's mouth hooked up a smile, and she pinched Chu Xiao's hand and took advantage of the situation.
"Let's be reasonable, you do it as soon as you wake up. ”
"Get up!" Xiao Ling'er shrunk out of bed and pushed the door out of the way.
Chu Xiao tidied up his clothes and walked out of the door, just as he was about to stretch his waist and say that he slept soundly last night, Feng Qingyun broke out of the door directly in the next room.
"Senior sister, listen to my explanation. Feng Qingyun broke out of the door and sat on the ground.
"Say, what do you see? Qian Xuanyu held a sword in her hand and pointed above Feng Qingyun's nose and asked.
"What, I didn't see anything. Feng Qingyun pushed back and said.
"Come on, what did you see?" The sword in Qian Xuanyu's hand stepped forward a few points again, almost touching the tip of Feng Qingyun's nose.
"Red. Feng Qingyun suddenly closed his eyes, raised his hands in unison, and shouted loudly.
"Brother Feng, what did you look at the red one?" Chu Xiao saw Feng Qingyun early in the morning, he was so alive and vigorous, he really couldn't suppress the interest in his heart.
"Sword light. Feng Qingyun closed his eyes and shouted for mercy.
"I'll go for a walk, you two can play leisurely. ”
Chu Xiao said and left.
"What a beautiful ......."
On the branch of a huge Rong tree with dozens of battles, Xiao Ling'er seemed to have made some decision, admiring the scenery in the distance.
"Presumptuous!"
Xiao Ling'er scolded suddenly, and then continued to enjoy the scenery in the distance as if nothing had happened. And the low roots of the banyan tree, the wisdom flickered like a shadow, dissipating like a candle in the wind.
...
In Xuzhou City, Lei Mansion, living room, dining table.
Feng Qingyun paused for his chopsticks, and went towards a certain piece of beef clip in a plate of fried beef, at the moment when he was about to clip it, the piece of beef disappeared, changed the combat target, and went towards another piece of beef clip, at the moment when it was about to be clipped, the piece of beef disappeared, and changed the combat target again, towards the nearest piece of beef clip, this time, he finally succeeded in clipping it, just as he took back the chopsticks, the beef disappeared again. Feng Qingyun simply withdrew his chopsticks and put them on top of the rice bowl full of rice, put one hand on the table to support his head, and a finger of the other hand quietly knocked on the tabletop, looking at Chu Xiao who was gobbling up like a whirlwind in a depressed manner.
"Eat, you all eat, such a delicious dish, don't eat it and waste it. ”
Chu Xiao chewed the food in his mouth and swallowed the food he had chewed in his mouth, twisting a chicken leg from a roast chicken with his left hand, and his right hand kept holding the beef in a plate of beef and sending it to his mouth, and said vaguely.
"Slow down. Xiao Ling'er pestled her head, and when she reached this cultivation, eating was basically just to satisfy her appetite.
"I'm full. Feng Qingyun continued to knock on the table, and was made by Chu Xiao Chu Xiao, even if he had an appetite, he was also full of Chu Xiao's anger.
"I haven't had a good appetite lately. ”
Qian Xuan sat there quietly, watching Chu Xiao gobble up.
"People are iron, rice is steel, people, no matter when, you must be able to eat and sleep, waste is not good, you are welcome. Chu Xiao chewed the food in his mouth and said inarticulate again. However, it seemed that what he said was too unclear, and everyone ignored it, but did what he should do, as if he had just spoken out was the normal sound of eating.
"Big brother, slow down, it's all yours, it's not enough!"
"Eh, fatty, where's your father?"
"After my father took the medicine you gave him, he seems to be busy increasing the population. ”
Chu Xiao looked at Lei Shao in disbelief, but the movements on his hands and mouth did not stop at all, and a piece of beef almost stuffed directly into his nostrils.
"Fatty, where is your thatched house?"
Chu Xiao suddenly clutched his stomach, feeling that his stomach suddenly made a fuss.
Well, turn left from here, go straight, turn right, go straight again, turn left again, go straight, turn left, go straight, turn left, go straight, go straight, see a sign that says thatched house, there is toilet paper. ”
"Understood. ”
Chu Xiao paused, you don't need to urinate in your house, right? The thatched house is designed like a deep boudoir, which mentally retarded designed, which mentally retarded agreed to build it like this, which... , Chu Xiao had a lot of sketches in his heart, but he still rushed out honestly in the direction the housekeeper said.
"Does he really get it?"
Lei Shao looked at Chu Xiao's back as he rushed out, puzzled, and muttered to himself.
Chu Xiao covered his stomach, resisted the urge to pour a thousand miles, and ran as fast as he could in the corridor, left, right, left, right, go straight,
"Damn, can't you have a thatched house in every room!" "Impulse is the devil, I'm not impulsive, I'm impulsive below, go and go, I'll bear it."
Chu Xiao started the journey of finding the toilet again, turned left, walked straight, and just as he walked straight through the door, the voice inside made him smart, what? Such a ecstatic sound, thinking, he sent the ghost to the door of the room, it seemed that his stomach was burnt out, at this moment has been thrown out of the clouds, just as his head was pressed against the door, squeak, surprisingly, the door was not closed, so coincidental, he thought, but still wanted to find out, raised his foot to go inside, and at the same time, the sound of ecstasy continued to emanate from the door.
"Tap, Lei Ye. A woman revealed that the dress was lying on the bed, and said in a charming voice.
"Baby, you're so cute, come on, pop one. Lei Ye pressed on the woman, and then kissed the woman under him.
Chu Xiao hid in a corner of the room, and when he saw the scenery inside through the curtain with his side face weakly, he immediately turned around and ran out along the way in, and when he was halfway through, his stomach began to make a mistake, making him twist his face, he didn't dare to move anymore, and when he moved, "Shocking the world, crying ghosts and gods." He was cautious, his whole body was stiff, all the nerves in his head poked out and controlled, he could even feel the surroundings outside, so quiet, except for the ecstatic sound in the room, he counted the river and sea in his body like before the eruption.
After a while, after the suppression of Chu Xiao's whole body spiritual power, the decay was turned into magic, and finally the liquid + solid, finally =Gaseous, a thousand miles of Liu Fang's gas, from his body began to outward evenly, smoothly discharged, although the previous tension has been relieved, but the military situation is still very urgent, a little disdain, the enemy army will break out of the city, so, he is still careful to control the exile of the gas, Nan no Amitabha, a little later, with his personal expedition, the internal strife in the body has finally been quelled, and the evil gas that caused such chaos in his body has been expelled in the room, he feels that this place is not suitable for a long time, partial hands masked, seems to realize that the nose is exposed outside, homeopathic squeezing, leaving no gaps, and flowing out of the eyes and eyes, raising his feet is to jumpWhen jumping out of the door, in order to prevent someone from entering before, he took the door shut, and finally landed safely outside the door.
"Don't look at indecent things, don't listen to indecent people, Master Lei, please forgive me for the disturbance, Chu knows that he is offended, and has closed the door, and at the same time, I wish Lei Ye an early birth of a noble son. Chu Xiao landed outside the door, got up and bowed, and arched his hand. Just about to turn around and leave, he paused again, he just seemed to have done something bad, help close the door, what a bad thing, not to mention, his stomach was not troubled, thinking of this, he didn't look back and went home - continue to eat.
In the wing room where Chu Xiao left, a lingering gas spread frantically around, up under the rubble of the beams, and under the carpets, tables and chairs, as if trying to find an exit, it began to expand on the Y axis, and even the entire wing space.
The woman in the room seemed to smell a deadly gas, her face changed suddenly, but she still said coquettishly,
"Master Lei, you are so bad. ”
"Oh, actually, I could have been worse. When Lei Ye heard such a charming and beautiful sound, the sleeping beast in his body was awakened again, and after that, he raised his bare arms and was bound to fight for three hundred rounds.
"Eh~" The woman suddenly fainted at the beginning, her eyes were white, and there seemed to be a trace of white foam in her mouth, Fi
st Numbe
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"Baby, that's not going to work? There's more, there's more, there's more. "Lei Ye said that he was going to use the strength of milk, as the so-called, he pulled out three breaths to cover the world, the arrow was on the string, unstoppable, he roared, a fierce breath, the storm was coming, and then, his eyes were wide open, and he fell down from the sky,
"Master Lei, when was the most glorious moment in your voice?
"No, my most glorious moment was in bed. ”
"Lei Ye is really powerful, dare to ask how long Lei Ye might last?"
"Hahaha, five seconds!"
He suddenly remembered the old paparazzi's questioning. Then this time, he hiccuped, and he hiccuped before he could start, and he fell backwards, his eyes were dark, and his face was like ashes, and since then, his five-second real man era has once again broken the record. Is the old man really old?No!No!No!(Double Kill)
In Xuzhou City, Lei Mansion, living room dinner table.
Feng Qingyun picked up the chopsticks and walked towards the long-lost beef clip, and just as he touched the beef, the beef disappeared again.
"Brother Chu, it's okay. ”
"One word, cool, two words, very cool, three words, very cool. ”
Feng Qingyun put down his chopsticks again, and Chu Xiao opened his bow left and right again, continuing to wind and remnant clouds, gobbling up and eating.
"Brother Chu, you still eat. ”
Qian Xuanyu saw Chu Xiao, who was working again at this moment, and after being stunned for a moment, she said, there was still a word "can" in the middle, but she couldn't say it, looking at him like this, it was not so much that he could eat, but that this was a new start and a new battle.
"Eat, why don't you eat, don't eat waste, waste can be eaten. Chu Xiao said inarticulately, giving people the feeling that he was not free to speak.
"It's worthy of being my big brother!"
"Nerd, beware of stomach upset again. ”
'Hmm~' Chu Xiao's stomach came from protest again, Chu Xiao immediately covered his stomach and complained, Chu Xiao closed his eyes, all his mental strength overwhelmed the crowd, and once again completed a qualitative leap, liquid + solid = gaseous, a fragrant gas gushed out.
Lei Shao suddenly collapsed. (T
iple Kill)
Feng Qingyun's fingers tapped on the table and paused, and he suddenly fell on the table. (Quad
a Kill)
The smile on Qian Xuanyu's face suddenly stiffened, and she instantly fell on the table. (Pe
ta Kill)
Chu Xiao looked at Xiao Ling'er, who was still smiling, as if nothing had happened, why was she okay, he suddenly patted his head, this is a teammate!