The valley rain lotus cave that crisscrosses the world is in the sky

"In the landlord's house, there is no surplus grain!" Zhang Yu, the eldest brother of the rice thief, spread his hands and said with a wry smile on his face.

"Big brother, as soon as you hear this, the old onmyoji!" Chen Qingniu, the coffin bearer, squinted and smiled.

"Big brother knows, you, little brother, have always looked at the big brother and me, and he is very good at slapping horses. But, this time, you're fucking slapping the horse's hooves!" Zhang Yu, the eldest brother of the rice thief, came up and slapped him.

"Can't afford to play, can you?" Chen Qingniu whispered pitifully and sobbed.

Zhang Yu no longer paid attention to him, Chen Qingniu, the little brother who was destined to have an indefinite period in the future, and turned his head to look at Lin Xuewu, the second sister of the avenue on the side.

"There is no rice thief and no rice, big brother, you can't talk about it! The dignified Five Buckets of Rice Sect, the Immortal Qian Five Buckets of Rice, so it's also rice!"

"I'm going to have a second sister! Why don't you open your mind? Five buckets of rice, then someone has to join the sect before you can have it! You take a closer look around, there are huge five buckets of rice sect, except for the eldest brother and me, who are alone, there is also a ghost!" Zhang Yu, the eldest brother of the rice thief, raised his forehead and lowered his head and said in shame.

Sun Qingen, the powerful porter, didn't say a word, carrying the corpse of Yin Xiangshu, a swordsman in the Longmen Realm, and wading thousands of miles through mountains and rivers, it was too hard!

Because the eldest brother of the rice thief, Zhang Yu, was worried that the corpse would rot and stink, which would affect the quality of other treasures in his immediate vicinity, he temporarily put the corpse under the care of the fourth brother Sun Qingen.

"Old Sun, in front of the eldest brother, you don't always have a bitter gourd face, as if the whole eldest brother is angry with you every day. You said big brother, I have ever owed you one hundred and eighty small summer money?"

"Big brother, do you think I am willing to do it, junior brother! Although this guy is a mere Dragon Gate Realm swordsman, but people practice the Golden Pill, he can do it well, and build the Dragon Gate privately. Dare to ask if it was Liang Jingru, the number one singer in the Qifeng Pavilion in the world, who lent him the courage?" the porter Sun Qingen stroked the deep dents on his shoulders and smiled bitterly.

"Little brother, you have worked hard! Drink a bowl of water! Leave the eldest brother here, you have to be polite and restrained, there is not a grain of rice, but the clear water and clear spring are full, and the tube is enough!" Zhang Yuqiang, the eldest brother of the rice thief, said with a smile.

"I'm thinking, if you leave your eldest brother here, there's no chance to be polite and restrained!" Chen Qingniu continued to whisper with a grumbling voice.

Then, the three of them understood, and they echoed Pi Xiaorou in turn without smiling. After all, no one can take a few slaps from the eldest brother.

The atmosphere was a little awkward, and the four of them stopped talking and decided to calm down and think about countermeasures.

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After a while

"It is better to settle the grievances, not to settle them?" This remark is flawed, so what if the two of them are a pair of happy enemies? If they are resolved, aren't they beating the mandarin ducks with a stick and doing bad karma?"

"Yes!" Chen Qingniu, the coffin bearer, snapped his fingers.

This earth-shattering finger is no obstacle to people, but for the tired Jiao who is crawling and sleeping soundly on the islands of the South China Sea, it is really a feeling that the five organs are torn apart, and life is worse than death.

Maybe this is the brine point tofu, one thing down one thing!

Lang Ao, a lone rider in the South China Sea, who was far away from thousands of mountains and rivers, clasped his hands into fists and thanked his fourth brother Chen Qingniu.

Tired Jiao should also deeply understand what the hell is called "born in sorrow, died in peace." "Ahh

"You're sick, you're fine, snap your fingers with a hammer, and scare people to death!" The second sister dismembered Xianlin Xuewu's tender slap and immediately slapped it.

"Ahh The swordsman Yin Xiangqi complained before his soul flew away.

Whether it was the earth-shattering snapping of his fingers that accidentally injured his Yin Xiangshu's soul, or the tenderness was like water and a slap was dodged by Chen Qingniu in time, the immortal manipulated his Yin Xiangshu's soul, and the meaning was not very great.

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Without a pillar of incense, the second sister dissected the immortal forest Xue Wu, and completely took out the dragon gate in the body of the swordsman Yin Xiangqiu.

After all, one trick is fresh, and you can eat it all over the world!

"It's this damn dragon gate, I'm worried about me!" said the rice thief Zhang Yu with both hands.

"Big brother, if you destroy the Dragon Gate, you will also destroy the Dragon Gate. You, who destroyed the corpse of the swordsman Yin Xiangshu by the way, are you a little unsophisticated!" Chen Qingniu, the coffin bearer, said righteously.

"No, the eldest brother did the right thing, the dragon gate is ruined, and one accidentally smashed the corpse, how can it be blamed on the eldest brother. What a reason!" the porter Sun Qingen said flatteringly.

"That's the thing, there's nothing left, what are you going to see Sister Liu, the sewing man?" said the autopsy fairy Lin Xuewu helplessly.

"It's okay! It's okay! Paper, ink, pen, inkstone, get it quickly!" said the rice thief Zhang Yu as he pulled off the shelf.

"Yin Xiangqiu!"

Three words are outlined in one stroke, without the slightest bit of mud and water, the eldest brother is still the eldest brother after all!

"But, can this ghost recognize the three words Yin Xiangqiu?" said Chen Qingniu, the coffin bearer, truthfully.

This law, this line of books, and the three big characters poked by sticks, don't talk about ghosts, and the gods may not be able to recognize them all!

"Isn't it looking for a fight! Big brother, this is called scattered, saying that it is the word Yin Xiangqiu, it is, you kid dare to say that it is not?"

"Yes! If it is fake, it will be replaced! If it is fake, it will pay ten! It will be perfect! How could it not be!" Chen Qingniu, the coffin bearer, saw that the eldest brother's right hand was slightly raised, and immediately changed his words, and said with a hippie smile.

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On the top of the northern ice field mountain, the infatuated lady bent her intestines.

"The Si people have passed away, and the new clothes cover the dry bones. The great disciple of the sewing man Liu Ruoning raised his head to the sky and shouted.

"Hey, the disciple doesn't have to be inferior to the teacher, this is a bit too much! This sentence was the first to be said by the old lady. Liu Ruoning, the sewing man, said a little tempered.

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"Big brother, the spies are here to report! New clothes cover dry bones, just these black and white words, I can't figure it out!" Chen Qingniu, the coffin bearer, gasped unsteadily.

"Dry bones, big brother, don't panic! In the wilderness, just pick up a few ribs of jackals, tigers and leopards, and fill them up indiscriminately. The porter Sun Qingen gave advice.

"Enough is enough, okay! You three should go, fooling the ghost, will it be so easy?" said the autopsy immortal Lin Xue Wu.

"Second sister, isn't it?" said the eldest brother rice thief Zhang Yu said with a smile.

The two little brothers, who understood the deep meaning, laughed heartily.

"Huh, disgusting, shitty!man, that's it?" the autopsy fairy spat out and walked away.

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"Bang"

With a loud bang, the Fu Huanjing made his debut.

In this valley rain lotus cave sky, there are often some strange people or objects falling down.

Visitors from outside the sky, flying immortals outside the sky, a sister Lin fell from the sky or something, and the thirteen people in the scattered cultivation line have long been surprised!

"Little brother, where did you come from?" asked Zhang Yu, the eldest brother of the rice thief, and hurriedly picked up Fu Huanjing, a foreigner in strange costumes.

"Ziyuan Mansion Cave Heaven, the four of you, are you robbing homes and burying people's bones?" said the Fu Huanjing pretending to be calm.

"Yes and what? No, what?" Zhang Yu, the eldest brother of the rice thief, habitually raised his right hand slightly to sharpen the knife, Huo Huo said.

"It doesn't matter! I'm just an ordinary passerby, and I have nothing to do with it! Excuse me!" said the Fu Huanjing timidly with a wave of his hand.

The Fu Huanjing is also one of the five elements of the Six Realms. The sentence "The ancestor of the scattered cultivation shook his hand, and the heroes of the Six Realms knelt and bowed their heads." How could you not know!

"Fellow Daoist, please stay!" "Rice thief eldest brother Zhang Yu said rarely.

"I don't! I don't!" Fu Huanjing, the, grimaced and jumped to escape.

That's all it says, there will be a period in the future, and the ants are still stupid.

Approaching the door, the Fu Huanjing became more and more unable to walk, feeling that above his shoulders, it seemed as if a mountain was pressing.

"Immortal Flying Knife, Purple Gold Gourd, Lu Pressure Dao ............"

Zhang Yu, the eldest brother of the rice thief, took out the magic treasure from his own close objects like a few treasures.

"Big brother, that's enough! Don't give it anymore! Little brother, I admit you, rich and oily, okay!" Fu Huanjing, a, really couldn't stand it.

Sure enough, the majestic Dharma Appearance of the unknown apprentice of the Dao Ancestor, Lu Zhuan, is really pressing on the shoulders of the Fu Huanjing at this moment, who can withstand it!

"Brother Zhang Yu!' 'There is Hongjun first and then there is heaven, and Lu Zhudao people are even more in front!', haven't you heard of it? You stinky brother, pick up leaks and pick up leaks, I, a majestic Dharma statue comparable to heaven and earth, what are you doing when you pick it up? Not to mention, I didn't throw myself away, big brother!" Lu Zhudao raised his forehead and said with a wry smile.

"Oh, I'm going, deceiving the corpse, Lu Zhudaoren, weren't you killed by Qin Houcan, the Demon Emperor of the Outer Heavens?" exclaimed the Fu Huanjing.

"Little brother, the beauty of adults, do you understand?" said Lu Zhudaoren with a smile.

"I don't understand, this is the blind spot of my memory hall. The Fu Huanjing scratched his head and smiled.

"What do you think! He turned into the Demon Emperor of the Outer Heavens, Qin Houcan, and came from the Outer Heaven Land to our Six Realms and Five Elements from the Outer Heaven and Heaven with great difficulty, how difficult it would be for him to become famous!

"If you want to get away with it, cow!" said the Fu Huanjing with a thumbs up.

"Big brother, you go all the way! Little brother, I have offended a lot, and I still hope that you Haihan! Haihan!"

Since ancient times, it is easy to invite God, but it is difficult to send God!

What's more, this ancient god, but the Dao Ancestor Lu pressed the Daoist, and he had a few pots of good wine to drink with his scattered cultivation ancestor Zhang Yu!

"Little brother, could it be that you are also like the Dragon Gate Realm swordsman Yin Xiangshu, who has long been gone, and was once borrowed by Liang Jingru, the number one singer in the Qifeng Pavilion, a trace of courage?

"Brother Lu Press, please drink a cup of autopsy immortal brew first, don't be angry. Otherwise, my sister and I will die of sadness. Autopsy Immortal Lin Xuewu stood in front of the eldest brother and said Jiaodidi.

"I'm still a good sister, I know how to cherish my brother the most! Drink, you must drink, and you have to drink with your belly open. Drink him a tiger and a tiger, drink his body is hollowed out. So that some Xiao juniors can take a look at who knows the most about the beauty and who is the most worthy of the beautiful body. Lu Zhudao greeted each other with a smile.

The old ruffian with the beautiful girl, you can have anything!

The unknown disciple of the Dao Ancestor who took advantage of it was satisfied, and left adrift.

"Brother Lu Press, I often come when I have nothing to do! Don't let my sister miss you every night, and stay alone in the empty room and cry a thousand lines! Oh! No, it's the red candle twisted into lovesick tears!"

"Okay then, brother, I won't leave today!" Lu Zhudao returned in an instant, and said with a cheeky face.

"Get out, just as far as the fuck can go! Okay! The big disciple under the dignified Dao Ancestor's throne can't understand what he says? Anyway, he has been mixed in the Six Realms and Five Elements for tens of thousands of years, and sometimes there are moments, but it can be stopped, so you should still know a few points!" The remaining four people punched and kicked each other.

"Now, it can be regarded as six clean!" Fu Huanjing, a, slapped his palm and said.

The four people on the side were about to drop their jaws in shock. Big brother, you are the one who beat the Dao Ancestor and the disciple Lu Zhuan, I'm afraid you are not crazy and stupid, right?

In order for the cheap Fu Huanjing to have a worry-free future and no worries for the rest of his life, Zhang Yu, the eldest brother of the rice thief, is ready to take him to the Futian Medical Center of the Medical Dao.

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After a short rest, the five of them began to talk at length.

"Little brother, you are outside of the thirteen people in our scattered cultivation lineage, and you were stuffed into this Guyu Lotus Cave Heaven for no reason. Moreover, the thirteenth brother has had a big event recently! He was called by the God Emperor Zhuge Yunting to drink tea and reminisce about the old days, and he never returned. His loose cultivation position is vacant, can you fill it? Then you can call it pretending to be thirteen!"

"Who pretends to be thirteen?" Fu Ruoxiong, the second monk of the Cave Xuan Zhenjun of the Outer Heaven and the Outer Heavens, was puzzled.

"You say yes, that's it! Who let this loose cultivation line respect your rice thief brother Zhang Yu! I object, and there is another hammer to use!" Fu Huanjing, the cheap, whispered helplessly.

"Little brother, what are you talking about? I can't hear it, be louder!" Zhang Yu, the eldest brother of the rice thief, raised his right hand slightly.

"Brother Zhang Yu, what you said is very true! This name should only exist in the sky, how many times can you hear it on the ground! Good name, good! Very good! In the future, I will pretend to be thirteen, and I will not dare to pretend to be thirteen in front of you, eldest brother. The Fu Huanjing raised his voice in a creepy voice.

"The avenue can be expected, the avenue can be expected!" Zhang Yu, the eldest brother of the rice thief, glanced left and right, and was very pleased.

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If you have nothing to do, then take care of everything!

Qin Ruixin, the third sister who is not by her side, lives in the East China Sea, lives in Nanshan, and does not like to travel far.

The fourth brother in front of him, Sun Qingen, the old ancestor passed on the dog's leg to help the idle, and he was only eight buckets!

"Hurry up and stop!Thirteenth brother, if you don't boast like this, everyone is a little panicked, embarrassed!" The fourth brother's husband, Sun Qingen, said with a shyness and half covered his face.

"Okay! Fourth brother, I know what it is, but I don't know why it is, it's too big! Then I have to ask the fourth brother to solve my puzzles for the younger brother, how tall is this so-called 'only eight buckets high'? It is as tall as a three- or four-story restaurant?"

The four characters of 'Cai Gao Badou' began in the Three Kingdoms period, Cao Cao had a son, Cao Zijian, and Cao Zhi who became a poem in seven steps. At that time, there was a talented man, named Xie Lingyun, who claimed that the talent of the Three Kingdoms was one stone, that is, as heavy as ten buckets. He Cao Zhi has outstanding literary talents, occupying eight buckets, Xie Lingyun himself accounts for one bucket, and other talented literati in the Three Kingdoms period only occupy one bucket in total. Little brother, have you ever seen someone who praises others, and who has praised others like this, and who can still push the boat down the river to elevate yourself?

The fifth brother carried the coffin, Chen Qingniu, imagined that on the day when the peach blossoms in his homeland were in full bloom, he would carry the coffin into Xishu alone, what a sword fairy would be!

For the eldest grandson of the sixth brother's mountain patrol envoy, the Demon Venerable Giant Beast is a bumpy cultivation after all, and it can't be chopped casually?

Hey, the seventh sister dressing female official Xu Huajun, it is difficult to draw the skin and bones of the tiger, she knows the face but does not know the heart, combs her clothes and makeup, talks and laughs and reads.

Starling catches swordsman Li Guigeng, wantonly swaying thousands of words, at the mercy of the wicked hearts of the rivers and lakes.

The ninth sister is a teacher of Shangguan Haitang, a word is respected as a teacher, and people don't know every word.

The tenth sister is Han Wei Chi Linjia, and he is a hero, and I will earn it with a sigh.

Eleventh brother and twelfth sister, these two are fine, don't talk about it. Cut constantly, rationalize and mess up, who wants to add trouble?

Han Ying, a man in the thirteenth brother's book, is now named Fu Huanjing, a who pretends to be thirteen, and he doesn't want to mention it again, and he should be a shadow of him in the future!

can be transformed into any person or god in the Six Realms, which means that he has all the supernatural powers of that person or god, and the cultivation realm has reached the strange point of the ceiling, and the person in the book, Han Ying, is not far from death!

Zhuge Yunting, the God Emperor who was far away in the God Realm, looked back with a light smile and said, "[Mole ant, it's stupid]!"

At this point, the ants are still stupid and pass by.