Chapter 61 Master Drama
"King, wait a minute, you can eat the scriptures, but will you eat them?" Xie Yun hurriedly stopped the colorful tigers who were leaving, and Mao then recommended himself: "Poor Dao is a cook, and he can help you cook and learn from the scriptures." ”
The colorful tiger was stunned, and this good thing?
Catch a person who learns from the scriptures, and you can also unexpectedly gain a cook, this tiger is lucky today, and the strange wind will also sweep Xie Yun away.
Sun Wukong and Little White Dragon not far away were stupid, how could they be abandoned in the blink of an eye?
Master, you are a dramatist, what the hell are you doing!
After the colorful tiger walked away, a monkey and a horse completely reacted.
"Second senior brother, what should I do now, the master has also been captured by the monster. The little white dragon looked at Sun Wukong in disgust.
Rubbish!
Claiming to be the Monkey King, he can't even protect his master, and it seems that his name has been blown out.
"That monster really took our master away?" Sun Wu still hasn't reacted yet.
No, Sun Wukong didn't react, he couldn't believe it.
There are such unthinkable monsters in the Three Realms of the Flood and Wilderness, and along the way, except for the female monsters, other monsters meet the master, unless there are special skills to be subdued, the others are dead and lifeless.
"Second Senior Brother, can we still save the master?" asked the little white dragon.
Sun Wukong looked up at the sky, shook his head, and said: "Forget it, it's getting late today, let's find a secluded place, wait for Xiong Da to deliver food, eat and drink and sleep well, and talk about anything in the morning." ”
Little White Dragon: emmmm
This is a rebel!
But he remembered Xie Yun's anti-heaven level combat power, and he happily agreed to Sun Wukong's plan.
Oh, yes!
When the monster captures the Immortal Emperor, he must take care of the meal, otherwise the monster will be made into the Immortal Emperor's dinner.
What do you do with a mount of your own, salty and eating radishes?
In the Huangfeng Cave of Huangfengling, it is very lively.
Thousands of little monsters are lining up in a military formation, practicing all night, a mink wearing brass armor with heart goggles, holding a three-strand steel fork of the magic weapon of the day after tomorrow, sitting on the king's chair, is watching the drill.
Report!
Report!
A little yellow demon broke his waist and crossed his knife, rushed into the cave in a panic, and shouted: "King, the Tiger Pioneer is back!"
"Calm down, how many times has this king taught you? Don't panic when you encounter something, speak slowly. The Yellow Wind Monster opened his eyes and said disapprovingly.
"King, the Tiger Pioneer has caught the scripture learner and brought a cook back. The weasel demon panted.
The originally noisy Batu Cave fell silent.
All the little monsters have bright eyes, learn from people?
The Yellow Wind Monster was no exception, his eyes were terrifying, three feet long, and he said, "Since you have caught it, then bring people in." ”
"Biography, the Tiger Pioneer entered the cave. ”
The colorful tiger carried Zhu Bajie in one hand, walked in triumphantly, bowed down on one knee and said: "King, the last general will live up to his mission and capture the scriptures alive." ”
Huang Fengwei swallowed a mouthful of saliva, looked at Zhu Bajie and Xie Yun, and hesitated, which one is the one who learns from the scriptures?
Legend has it that if you eat the flesh of people who have learned from the scriptures, you can live forever, do you want to be developed?
The Yellow Wind Monster remembered his resume.
Thirty years ago, he stole the clear oil in the Lingshan glazed cup, broke through the golden immortal, and his mana increased greatly.
Twenty years ago, he stole the three-strand steel fork of the Buddha Gate and fled to the Huangfeng Mountain boundary.
Ten years ago, I found the Samadhi Kamikaze in Huangfeng Mountain.
Now he has sent a person who has learned the scriptures, a proper son of heaven and earth!
"Which of you two is the one who learns the scriptures?"
Xie Yun looked at Zhu Bajie who was in a coma, and said without hesitation: "King, it's him!"
"He is a scripture learner, and he wants to go from the Eastern Tang Dynasty to the Western Tianda Leiyin Temple to learn the scriptures, and I am his cook. ”
"This is his clearance document. Xie Yun took out the customs clearance document from his arms and handed it over.
The Yellow Wind Monster glanced at it and asked, "If you eat this guy, will you be able to live forever?"
"Yes, King!" Xie Yun said with a wink.
"Hahaha, great, I have long heard that if you eat a bite of the flesh of a person who learns from the scriptures, you can live forever, and today this king shares immortality with you. The Yellow Wind Monster looked up and laughed.
"The king is mighty!"
"The king is domineering!"
"I love you, my lord!"
Thousands of little monsters were drooling out of their mouths, and they roared hoarsely.
The Wind Tunnel almost collapsed.
"Ahem, King, wait a minute, do you know how to take care of the scriptures?" Xie Yun interrupted very uncomfortably.
"I cooked it directly, and this king is not taboo. "The Yellow Wind Monster doesn't care.
"King, slowly, according to my years of experience in cooking, there are a total of nine hundred and eighty-one practices for people who eat and learn scriptures, and each practice is different. ”
"Tell me about it. "The Yellow Wind Monster is interested.
Xie Yun took out Xiong Da's kitchen recipe, found the pork chapter, and read it: "The first is small crispy meat, fried in the oil pan first, charred on the outside and tender on the inside, absolutely delicious!"
"The second type is tamale, which is sliced and mixed with rice noodles, and directly put into the steamer, which is refreshing and tender......"
"The third is barbecue, after marinating and taking the scriptures, it is roasted over low heat, and then sprinkled with cumin, which is called a fragrant. ”
"The fourth type is the ...... of back to the pot"
"The fifth is bacon, which is too long and does not take into account ......"
......
"Eighty-one ......"
Huang Fengwei watched in amazement as Xie Yun recited "Eighty-one Practices of Pork", and slapped his thighs excitedly.
Foodies meet gourmets, how to say, it was the period when Boya met Zhongzi, and they hated to see each other late!
"How do you call it?"
"In Xia Bucai, he was originally a white-fronted tiger with double insertions, and he was also a king, but when he met this scripture learner, he couldn't beat him and was forced to be helpless, so he became his cook, and now he is cultivating in the late stage of Tianxian. Xie Yun changed into a tiger demon and said.
"Then why is this scripture learner dizzy?"
"Hey, don't mention it, we Gao Laozhuang met a pig demon, suffered a big loss, and finally escaped, the person who learned the scriptures was in a coma, and the senior brother was injured, so I was lucky, nothing happened. ”
"Then when you meet the Tiger Pioneer, why don't you resist?"
"Don't hide it from the king, I have long seen that this person is not pleasing to the eye, and today I am here to surrender. ”
"Tou Cheng, you were captured alive by me!" said the colorful tiger.
Bang!
In the next second, the colorful tiger was kicked against the wall by Xie Yun and said, "I don't know you, do you really think you are a character?"
The monsters in the Yellow Wind Cave were shocked, especially a few pioneers, the colorful tigers were also half a catty and eight taels with them, and they couldn't even stop a kick, this person, the strength was terrifying!
"Haha, God help me!"
He stepped down from the throne on the spot and wanted to bow down to Xie Yun.
"Brother, from today on, I am your eldest brother, and you are the second leader of Huangfeng Mountain!"
Xie Yun played the acting skills of the actor, his eyes were full of tears, he held Huang Fengwei's hand tightly, and said, "Okay, big brother!"
"Second brother, this scripture learner will teach you to cook!"
"No problem, big brother, just wait to eat!" Xie Yun asked Qing the location of the kitchen in the Yellow Wind Cave, and went to the kitchen with Zhu Bajie.
He skillfully threw the Bajie pickpockets into the cauldron, put in the green onions, ginger, garlic and bear-sized secret ingredient packets, and began to simmer over low heat.
As the temperature rises, a strong fragrance begins to permeate the Wind Tunnel.
The Yellow Wind Monster came with seven or eight pioneer monsters, and when he saw Xie Yun who was busy in the kitchen, he exclaimed, "Second brother's cooking skills are superb!"
"Yes, the two kings are good at cooking!"
"Oh my god, it's so fragrant!" said the pioneers.