Chapter 3 Fertilization in the middle of the night
Asking for immortals to ask for information is already bitter, and Jin Guan also inadvertently met Zhuge Ang to have a little way, and followed him to learn a few tricks, but Zhuge Ang was very slammed, and every time he had to exchange wine, and every time he never said much, let alone be stingy.
Looking at the back of Zhuge Ang flying away, Jin Guan lowered his head a little dejectedly, led his horse and turned around to leave, and muttered in his mouth: "It's so stingy, I don't believe that I can't find any fairy grass and fairy fruit in Changqing Mountain!"
However, Changqing Mountain is not a blessed land of Xianmen, naturally there are no rare fruits, Jinguan looked all the way in the mountain, found nothing, and could only return in a huff.
When he returned to his Qinghe Palace, the two officials on duty at night were sitting on the steps and dozing off, the Jin officials were free and easy, and they didn't care about the false etiquette in the palace, and they were extremely tolerant of the people in the palace, so they didn't wake up the two.
He walked past them lightly, but he didn't expect to enter the palace gate and bump into Song Yuan, who had been waiting for him for a long time. Although in terms of grade, Jin Guan is the master, but in front of Song Yuan, he still has to be slightly restrained.
Why?
Because Song Yuannai was a person specially arranged by Emperor Xi to be by the Jinguan's side, nominally he was a personal attendant, but in fact he was a "spy". Song Yuan would truthfully inform Emperor Xi of his every move, and would add some embellishments.
For example, he went to the song workshop to listen to a song, and when it reached the ears of Emperor Xi, it became "he went to the song shop to find a girl";
For example, when he went to the tavern to have a drink, it would become "he went to the tavern to find a girl" in the ears of Emperor Xi;
Even, when he went to the river to catch a fish, it would become "he went to the river to see a girl" in the ears of Emperor Xi;
......
Therefore, he only returned to the palace tonight, and when it reached the ears of Emperor Xi, it may have been "he slept with a girl outside"!
When I think about it, I feel afraid.
He is the sixteenth prince of the Xi Dynasty, how can he be a "big hooligan" who does all kinds of evil in the eyes of Song and Yuan?
Jin Guan introspected carefully, and felt that although he was used to frolicking on weekdays, he had never done anything out of the ordinary. The thing that is a little bit of a joke is just walking dogs and fighting cockfights on the street, and occasionally gambling in the gambling house for a little fun. As for those who listen to music and drink, it is also real, simple listening to music and drinking, and they have never made a transgression.
There's no way, maybe he is too handsome, and there are peach blossoms between his eyebrows and eyes, which makes Song Yuan's kid feel that he is a womanizer! But after thinking about it, Song Yuan's kid is also top-notch, why doesn't he feel that he is a "wave"?
Jin Guan thought about some mess in his heart for a while, and he didn't look up at Song Yuan for a long time, until Song Yuan opened his mouth to speak, and he pulled his thoughts back.
"Where is Your Highness?" The calm tone made Jin Guan's back cold.
Looking up, the moment he met Song Yuan's sharp eyes, Jin Guan's hand hanging by his side tightly grabbed the corner of his clothes, and he pretended to be calm and smiled: "I heard that a new restaurant has opened in the east of the city, I'll try how it tastes, I'll take you there next time!"
"The east of the city is on the right, you are on the left, is Your Highness being stupid to me?" Song Yuan stood with his hands upright, his posture was straight, and a meaningful smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, and then he approached Jinguan's face, "Didn't Your Highness go to see a girl again?"
Song Yuan, Song Yuan, you are also a child of a family who is full of poetry and books and superb martial arts, why are you thinking about some dirty things in your mind. Jin Guan muttered in his heart, and denied it again and again, "What kind of girl, you think too much! I'm sleepy, I'm going to sleep!" said Song Yuan and rushed into the door.
"His eyes flickered, his words were flustered, and his intuition told me that something was wrong!" Song Yuan muttered to himself, "It seems that I really went to see a girl." After finishing speaking, I took out a piece of paper from nowhere and quickly wrote on it: June 15, I returned late, and I was suspected of going to an unknown place to see a girl.
Finally escaping from Song Yuan, Jin Guan quickly finished washing and then lay on the bed. Recalling what Zhuge Ang said, I couldn't help but start thinking deeply.
"There are not even a mountain spirit and ghosts in the mountains near the imperial city, it can't be a fairy mountain, there should be no strange flowers and plants, it seems that we have to find a time to sneak out and look for it to the west. Where did Zhuge Ang say last time he came from?" Jin Guan recalled carefully, for a long time, a flash of inspiration, he suddenly got up and sat up, "Heaven, abyss, mountain!"
"But no one seems to know how to get to this mountain. I'm going to have to look it up! As he spoke, he yawned, and his eyelids began to heavily.
"Tsk, it's really not the time, no, I have to solve it......"
The sudden urge to urinate made him seem to remember something again, and suddenly showed a treacherous smile.
Hua Chao was sleeping just right, and the sudden warmth and humidity woke her up, she woke up from her sleep, and saw a disgusting face in front of her, and then connected with the familiar feeling just now, and felt sick in her heart.
"Stinky boy, it's really ghostly, there are so many toilets in the palace, why do you come to me every time!"
"Little flower, this is what His Highness promised you during the day, and I will reward you!" Jin Guan stared directly at the poppy beauty in front of him, who was not blooming at the right time, and said to himself: "You are so maverick, you can't be a fairy grass!"
"Count you kid with vision!"
"Zhuge Ang said, eating some fairy grass and fairy fruit is beneficial to improving spiritual power, why don't you try to eat some?"
"You dare!"
said that it was too late, and then it was fast, and after Jin Guan finished speaking, he got his hands on it, grabbed the stalk of Hua Chao and began to pull it up. Hua Chao could only take out the strength to resist in the depths of the land.
"What kind of flower is this, it's so deep, you can't pull it out, it can't really be some kind of fairy grass!" Saying this, Jin Guan pulled harder and harder, "I don't believe I can't clean you up!"
A man and a flower were competing with each other, and a sudden voice from the depths of the night broke the deadlock.
"Your Highness, are you still not resting?" Song Yuan stood behind Jin Guan with his hands in his hands, and he was not surprised to see his ugly appearance. Xu is no longer surprised.
"Why are you everywhere!"
"Thank God, thank you for saving your life!" Hua Chao breathed a sigh of relief as Jin Guan let go of his hand.
"Rest, rest, rest, it's not good to come out for convenience!"
"It's convenient to go to the toilet, it's really indecent after the rockery!"
"Your Highness likes it, can't you?" Jin Guan rolled his eyes, passed by Song Yuan, and walked towards the dormitory.
Song Yuan took out a piece of paper and wrote: June 15, late at night, it is convenient to open air. After writing, it seemed that it was inappropriate, so I crossed out the last four words and re-wrote: fertilize the flowers.