Chapter 132: Meet the Parents
Xu Hongbo saw that the two of them were eyebrows, and his heart, who had been a ghost and elf since he was a child, immediately became clear, and his mouth immediately stopped hurting, and he laughed twice, teasing his old sister: "Sister, it's really enough to have you, and you found me another brother-in-law so soon." ”
Xu Ruoping looked at his eyes that were so bright that they almost glowed, and twisted his shoulder fiercely: "Shut up, there is nothing to do with the eight characters." ”
led him to his apartment, sat down on the sofa without saying a word, and silently looked at the busy figures of the two men in front of him.
Xu Ruoping is too familiar with her brother's urine, she is not at home all year round, she only knows how to fool around outside, but today she came to the door on purpose, no need to ask, this guy must have something in his heart.
Hu Yihui was very happy to hear Xu Hongbo's ridicule just now, plus he didn't know the truth just now, and his shot was not light or heavy, and his lips were broken, and he couldn't go in his heart, so he wiped the wound of the other party diligently, and applied medicine by the way, so considerate that he regarded himself as her brother-in-law.
Xu Ruoping sat on the sofa with a black face, and saw the two of them come out of the bathroom separately, interrogating the prisoner in a high-ranking judge's tone, and said, "Say, Comrade Xu Hongbo, what did you do today?"
Xu Hongbo and Hu Yihui's buddy smiles were frozen in the air.
Hu Yihui felt that something was wrong, in order to avoid harming the pond fish, he was very knowledgeable, and in a flash, he automatically opened a distance of ten meters with the other party.
Xu Hongbo lowered his eyes, and the hanging erlang who had a hippie smile just now instantly shrank into a ball.
To be honest, among so many sisters, Xu Hongbo is most afraid of this, but today's matter has to be solved with her.
Without him, the eldest sister, the second sister and the third sister have all visited one by one, and the answer they got is no way.
There is no way, for the sake of his own future, he gave it up.
But on Xu Ruoping's cold eyes, his oily tone immediately played abnormally, and his voice almost trembled: "That, recently, it is indeed a tricky thing." ”
Xu Ruoping lowered her eyes and said, "How did I teach you in the past? 2. Slow: Do things steadily, not impatient. 3. Forbearance: In the face of injustice, don't be angry, don't vent, forbearance is wisdom. Fourth, let: take a step back, the sea and the sky. 5. Light: Everything is lighter, and many things will become clouds over time. 6. Ping: It is ordinary, it is bland, it is balanced.
Did you kid get caught in the door, forget everything I said, and then come back and make a fuss, didn't you?"
Her tone was sharp, and her body exuded a military-like oppressive momentum, and even Hu Yihui next to her couldn't help but be a little nervous.
Xu Hongbo shrunk into a ball again, and said in a voice close to the buzzing of mosquitoes: "That, I didn't cause trouble. It's just, it's just that I've been a little tight on money lately, and I want to borrow a thousand yuan from you, and I'll help you in an emergency, okay?"
Hu Yihui: "••••••"
What, scared the baby to death, it's a big fart, do you need to create such a terrifying atmosphere?
He breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to step forward and pat Xu Hongbo on the shoulder to take care of the matter, when he heard Xu Ruoping shouting: "Think beautiful! Your monthly living expenses are more than any period of my study, are you still not satisfied, if you want money, you have a life, get out!"
Hu Yihui shuddered, he had never seen such a angry Xu Ruoping, he moved his fingers and swallowed back the words that slipped to his mouth.
At this time, go and make a head bird, do you want to be killed by a machine gun!
Xu Hongbo turned around and went out, and when he was about to go out, he turned his face and said flatteringly: "If you don't borrow a thousand, then you can borrow five hundred!"
Xu Ruoping sighed, and squeezed out a painted smile at him stiffly: "In front of outsiders, I told you to get out, and I asked for money again, do you want a face?"
Xu Hongbo grinned twice and said with a smile: "The face is something outside the body, but you don't want it, money is a necessary thing, you have to ask for it." ”
Xu Ruoping was so angry that her eyebrows stood upside down, she stopped talking nonsense with him, and directly picked up a cup of hot tea with one hand.
Seeing this, Xu Hongbo didn't dare to play tricks anymore, and immediately rolled downstairs with a gust of wind.
Xu Ruoping showed a dispensable victory smile at this time, got up and got busy in the kitchen.
Xu Hongbo walked alone on the narrow alleyway with his head down, and repeatedly clicked on the text message just sent by his girlfriend: "One day you will meet a good girl, she doesn't want your house, she doesn't want your car, she doesn't want your diamonds and your expensive birthday gifts, of course, she won't want you!"
This is a red flag!
Xu Hongbo sighed as he walked: "Alas, what should I do if I can't get this birthday gift for my girlfriend!"
I didn't pay attention, bumped into passer-by A, and was about to scold when I was upset, but I saw passer-by Hu Yihui smiling and beckoning to him, handing him a platinum card: "Brother, brother-in-law gave you a meeting gift, there is no password, just spend it!"
Xu Hongbo hesitated to take it, and before he could say thank you, in the blink of an eye, Hu Yihui was gone.
He shook a bank card in front of his eyes, and said to himself: "Alas, my sister is so picky, where can my brother-in-law be generous? I think it's one or two hundred red envelopes inside, but some are better than nothing!"
Ten minutes later, Xu Hongbo almost knelt in front of a certain ATM, he slapped his brain hard, his eyes almost on the screen of the ATM, trying to see the balance displayed on it, almost stopping to breathe.
The next day, Xu Ruoping's mobile phone was about to be blown up by Ge Qiuhua, and the whole family took turns bombing, so she had to bring Hu Yihui home to sit down this weekend.
Xu Hongbo's big mouth, when he went back that night, he vigorously described the things he saw Hu Yihui again, carrying someone's bank card, holding the other party's glorious image to the sky and the earth, of course, he was very shrewd to hide Hu Yihui's generous gift card.
Xu Ruoping had no choice, in order to prevent Ge Qiuhua, the eldest sister of the five big and three coarse, from coming to an ambush on all sides, she finally compromised and decided to take Hu Yihui home.
When she succinctly informed someone of the news, that person was simply happy.
Unexpectedly, in less than a month, each other developed to the point of meeting their parents.
So in other words, after meeting the parents, can the intimacy of the two be further enhanced?
Every time he kissed to a certain extent, he was strangled by the other party in the sea of fire, and Hu Yihui was already dissatisfied.
According to his idea, it is best to get married immediately tomorrow and have each other completely, then it is called true consummation.
Before the first light of dawn on the weekend had time to rise, Hu Yihui had already carefully dressed up as a dog and knocked on the door of Xu Ruoping's apartment.
Xu Ruoping yawned all day, with a face of lack of sleep and a chicken nest head, and opened the door slowly.
Hu Yihui: "••••••"
Wow, where did the aunt come from?
Concentrate on seeing the person in front of you clearly, and hurriedly comfort yourself: Don't be afraid, a real warrior, dare to face his girlfriend's unmakeup face.
Xu Ruoping didn't have so many thoughts, her thoughts went elsewhere.
Seeing that the other party was empty-handed, he couldn't help but let out a knowing smile.
Hu Yihui has been in the human world for decades, and he didn't learn to give gifts to his elders, and he deserves the next sin.
Xu Ruoping quickly washed out of the bathroom, and then brought Hu Yihui a set of clothes and a pair of cloth shoes, and expressed it in a rare and straightforward way: "The gift for you, don't care about me on Valentine's Day." ”
Hu Yihui was about to fly into the clouds, his eyes were complicated, and he said thank you affectionately.
Xu Ruoping secretly snickered, eagerly pushed him into the bathroom, and said anxiously: "Don't you want to change it on?
When Hu Yihui took off his famous brand and replaced it with hundreds of stalls, his whole temperament changed, and he almost became a migrant worker on a construction site.
Sure enough, people rely on clothing.
The new set of clothes was washed by Xu Ruoping in advance, and the cheap chemical fiber fabric shrank as soon as it touched the water, and the color faded seriously in a few places.
Hu Yihui came out wearing a short-handed and short-legged suit, and the coarse chemical fiber cloth was attached to his sensitive skin, making him feel like a needle prick, and he looked like a crappy marionette when he walked.
But in love, even if he is wearing shit, I am afraid that he has no objection at the moment.
Xu Ruoping couldn't hold back her laughter and silently implemented her plan.
Since she was a child, she has been very disgusted with Ge Qiuhua's snobbish face when she sees money, so she has never wanted to do what she wants, and she is angry to find a poor boyfriend, but unfortunately except for Chen Kunfeng, none of them are as she wishes.
One is richer than the other!
Well, then I'm going to hide his money and show her the pitiful face of a poor family.
Angry Sister Hua!
In the last step, Xu Ruoping changed Hu Yihui into a pair of blue cloth shoes.
These shoe roadside stalls are everywhere and you can tell at first glance that they are bargains.
Xu Ruoping made an excuse for it, saying that her family was in the countryside, and she might have to go to the field or something later, so it was convenient to wear cloth shoes.
Hu Yihui agreed without thinking about it.
In order to cooperate with Hu Yihui's acting, Xu Ruoping herself also changed into a floral skirt made of cheap fabric, which is also an outdated clearance goods on the side of the road.
When the two hard-pressed poor middle peasants appeared in front of Ge Qiuhua proudly, facing Ge Qiuhua's face of a toad that opened his mouth wide in surprise and couldn't close it, Xu Ruoping was even happier than winning the Mark Six lottery.
Today, except for Xu Hongbo, several sisters and brothers-in-law have arrived.
In Comrade Xu Hongbo's extravagant description, a large group of people who were anxious to see the excitement of eating melons, and when they saw Comrade Hu Yihui, a migrant worker with empty hands, appear, everyone invariably came to the same conclusion: they were fooled by Xu Hongbo, a stinky boy.
In stark contrast to Xu Jun's engagement banquet arranged in the VIP private room of the "Mingdu Restaurant", Ge Qiuhua arranged the banquet in the courtyard of the house.
On a dining table with missing arms and legs and serious paint loss, there were only a few dishes, Ge Qiuhua felt aggrieved in her heart, and even took a few sisters and brothers-in-law to suffer.