Chapter 15 The Gradually Perverted Younger Brother and Sister
Facing Lan Yun's resolute words, Zhang Feng was silent.
He didn't know where the plot would go next.
The Purple Spirit Venerable behind Zhang Feng was also silent, and he didn't know what was going on with this girl......
Lan Yun snorted coldly: "Although you look the same as Senior Brother Zhang, Senior Brother Zhang's talent and personal vision are something you can't imitate!"
"Thinking of my Senior Brother Zhang, three thousand miles of purple qi on his body, the aura of a dragon and tiger on his head, stepping on golden lotuses all over the ground, and carrying the rotation of yin and yang, how can you pretend to be that kind of immortal temperament?"
"Do you know the temperament?!"
"I have known Senior Brother Zhang for a long time, and our relationship is irreversible, how can I mistake you, an ordinary Qi cultivator, for Senior Brother Zhang, the reincarnation of a peerless immortal?"
"Admit it, you are not Senior Brother Zhang, but a fan of Senior Brother Zhang. It's only because I admire Senior Brother Zhang that I have plastic surgery to look like Senior Brother Zhang!, right?"
Looking at Lan Yun's serious face, Zhang Feng fell silent again.
He suddenly understood.
It turns out that his own body is a special effects system.
No, or rather, Senior Brother Zhang's ontology is a special effects system that is more appropriate.
After all, the identity of Senior Brother Zhang of Sheung Shui Shengfeng has been maintained by himself by turning on special effects.
And turning off the special effects, he is an ordinary Qi cultivator.
Thinking about it this way, it's normal for this blue cloud to not recognize himself......
"Yes, I'm a die-hard fan of Senior Brother Zhang. I didn't expect it to be seen by you, a mistake. Zhang Feng looked strange.
Seeing the disciple in front of him admitting, Lan Yun smiled contentedly and patted Zhang Feng on the shoulder: "Everyone is a fellow practitioner. Recently, we are forming a Zhang Feng Senior Brother Club, are you interested in joining?"
"Huh, the club?" Zhang Feng was stunned.
This is, chasing stars?
Sure enough, after Lan Yun mentioned Senior Brother Zhang Feng's club, his face was slightly red, but his expression was showing off: "Senior Brother Zhang Feng's club is composed of disciples of our Shangshui Shengfeng who are fascinated by Senior Brother Zhang's beauty and talent, and the contemptible person is not the president." ”
"As long as you join our club, we are a family!
"After joining, we can arrange various benefits for you!"
"For example, peeping at Senior Brother Zhang taking a bath, such as peeping at Senior Brother Zhang sleeping, such as peeping at Senior Brother Zhang going out to take out the garbage, and the power to rummage through Senior Brother Zhang's garbage!"
When Lan Yun said this, he took out a slimy handkerchief from his arms with an excited face, and said excitedly: "This is what I found from the garbage that my senior brother poured out a week ago, and there is still the residual smell of senior brother on it." ”
Seeing the wet tissue, Zhang Feng's face changed suddenly, and his heart was frightened: "This ......"
"This is Senior Brother's body fluids!" Lan Yun said excitedly, "If I'm not mistaken, Senior Brother used it to blow his nose." It's just that the senior brother has never caught a cold...... Odd. ”
"But no matter what, this is the taste of senior brother!" Lan Yun sniffed with happiness on her face, and a rich and pungent strange smell filled her nose, making her instinctively confused, and muttered, "It's so fragrant." ”
"That ......" Zhang Feng stared at the handkerchief wet with viscous liquid, his expression was strange, and he stopped talking.
Lan Yun glanced at Zhang Feng and said proudly, "Envy, right? Tell you, Senior Brother Zhang has the best relationship with me." ”
"Do you know why I'm the president?"
"Because ......" Lan Yun looked around left and right, and whispered: "Tell you a secret, Senior Brother Zhang actually likes me!"
"Huh?" Zhang Feng was stunned.
I really didn't like you......
Zhang Feng's scalp was numb: "Senior sister, you listen to my explanation first......"
"I don't listen, I don't listen. ”
"Among the countless female disciples, Senior Brother Zhang is the only one who knows my name. Every time Brother Zhang saw me, he would smile at me, and this morning, Brother Zhang also said that he wanted me to ...... Nasty!"
Lan Yun was short of breath, his cheeks were red, and he said coquettishly: "Even the slave that Senior Brother Zhang brought back calls me Senior Lady." I know that Senior Brother Zhang must have secretly instructed him to call, and Senior Brother Zhang had already had thoughts about me, but he was embarrassed to say it clearly...... Actually, I have long liked Senior Brother Zhang, and in my dreams, the two of us ...... every night."
Zhang Feng felt it for the first time.
Women's associative abilities are really strong.
He couldn't keep up with Lan Yun's divergent thinking.
Eventually, Zhang Feng coughed.
Lan Yuncai woke up suddenly, showing an embarrassed look, covering his face and saying, "Oh, how can I tell you this?"
In fact, Lan Yun's true thoughts in her heart were-"Hmph, you are also worthy of competing with me for Senior Brother Zhang, now you understand, do you still know the difficulties and retreat?"-It was this idea that made her form a fan club.
After all, Zhang Feng is too handsome and has too many rivals in love to suppress him, so it is better to classify them as subordinates...... From a certain point of view, this can be regarded as a means to solve the love rival.
Zhang Feng sighed.
Lan Yun suddenly held up the wet handkerchief and said, "Do you want to smell it too?" As long as you join our club, I will give you ......."
"Sorry to bother, farewell!"
Zhang Feng turned his head and ran.
Running all the way to his small courtyard, Zhang Feng breathed a sigh of relief.
These younger brothers and sisters are so perverted.
It's just a fan club, and it's just an idol for yourself.
even regarded himself as a welfare.
Take a closer look at the few small holes in the window, as well as the trash cans that have been turned over outside the door. Zhang Feng sighed, Zhang Feng himself actually knew that there were voyeurs, and in the past three years of retreat, almost all of the two-hour special effects time spent every day was spent dealing with these voyeurisms.
But Zhang Feng doesn't blame them.
I only blame myself for being too handsome.
This is the trouble of being handsome, and it is also the hardship of the junior brothers and sisters - it's not that the junior sister is not a person, but the senior brother is too charming.
It's just that Zhang Feng didn't expect that turning on the special effects by himself would make these junior brothers and sisters begin to gradually become perverted, and this fan club might as well change its name to the Voyeurism Alliance.
"Why, God treats me like this, to give me such a handsome appearance. ”
Zhang Feng sighed and walked back to his room. To his surprise, the Purple Spirit Venerable who was following him didn't say anything to test him, let alone make fun of Zhang Feng with what happened just now.
Instead, he went into the firewood room with a bunch of Sheung Shui Shengfeng newspapers and books that he didn't know where to buy, with a smirk on his face, and his old eyes were full of expectation.
Zhang Feng: "......"
Let out a long sigh again.
Zhang Feng felt that if this old boy continued to cultivate like this, he would be able to learn what to do with the dragon palm, but he would definitely be able to live a few years longer than before.
After all, eat less snacks and sleep more.
The door of the room was closed, and Zhang Feng sat cross-legged on the bed.
Zhang Feng was still angry on the way back just now, you said that as a traverser, you finally had a golden finger.
Yes, it's a special effects system, and there is no additional strength at all. It's fun to go out and pretend to be better, and whether you will be beaten to death depends on the will of God.
You say this golden finger is useless, eh, others can understand it.
Isn't that angry, you say?
Make yourself feel like someone else's golden finger.
This special effects system brings me nothing but handsomeness.
Is it easy to cross by myself? Is this golden finger for me to be Lei Feng?
Zhang Feng held his breath all the way, but only when he was about to get home did he think of something.
Since others can comprehend, it means that after turning on the special effects, although the power of the Qi Cultivation Gravitational Technique released by himself is still the Qi Cultivation Gravitational Technique, in terms of form and appearance, it is already a real ancient secret technique!
An enhanced version of Gravitational Technique - Capture the Dragon's Palm!
This is no longer a question of whether it is realistic or not, and the Elder Situ of the Library Pavilion can use a simplified version of the Dragon Capture Palm under his comprehension, which is clearly a genuine ancient secret technique.
"So, can I enlighten myself?"
Thinking of this thought, Zhang Feng's heart became hot.
If you can, then even if you lose the battle with that fiery dragon three days later, it won't be too miserable!
Of course, Zhang Feng didn't think he could win.
After all, he only practiced qi, and Huo Linglong was the pinnacle of foundation building that could crush the blue clouds that had already formed the Dan, and this kind of combat power was no less than the ordinary early stage of the Dan.
Although the Dragon Palm is an ancient secret technique with extraordinary power, the gap between the Qi Refining Period and the Dan Formation Period is like a chasm, and there is even a foundation building period between the two.
There are as many as a million monks in Lizhou, and the monks in the Qi cultivation period are at the lowest level, and they are also the largest number of vast sentient beings.
During the foundation building period, the dantian tower has stood out from the vast sentient beings, and it is in the middle of this state.
During the Dan period, the pagoda sacrifice Dan is a real first-class master of Lizhou.
Practicing Qi and Knotting Dan, even if there is an ancient secret technique such as capturing the dragon palm, it is impossible to win.
At most, it can withstand a few tricks.
But even so, Zhang Feng was already very satisfied. After a few moves, it's better to lose than to be pressed to the ground and rubbed, right?
"Be sure to come to the Enlightenment!"
Zhang Feng did it on the bed, crossed his knees and closed his eyes.
The hundreds of spiritual veins in the body released a huge amount of spiritual power, gushing out like a river.
"Hey, it's not even a hundred floors. ”
Zhang Feng looked at himself inwardly and couldn't help but let out a low sigh.
I saw that the spiritual veins in Zhang Feng's body were like bright stars, and there were nearly 200 galaxies exuding brilliance between light and extinction.
Majestic.
It was hard to believe that this was a spiritual vein possessed by a Qi cultivation stage cultivator.
And between these two hundred galaxies, there are still countless galaxies, which lie in the majestic starry sky, but they are dim because they have not been opened.
Feeling the spiritual power in his body that was a little more majestic than before, Zhang Feng thought for a moment and understood.
Back then, in order to break through the shackles of the hundred layers of qi training, he cultivated day and night, and he held back for three years, swallowing countless heavenly and earthly elixirs in the sect, and he had already accumulated huge potential in his body.
This time I went down the mountain to cheat...... Well, no, it should be said that this time I went down the mountain to practice, and I got the Baodan of the Jindan period, and finally broke through. And after the breakthrough, the medicinal power that has always been latent in the body also begins to exert their effects.
It's just that I didn't expect to reach the two hundred floors unconsciously.
Zhang Feng was satisfied.
It's one step closer to his goal, the thousand-layer Qi training.
Manipulating the huge spiritual power in his body along the meridian acupuncture points for a few weeks, Zhang Tian raised his state to the peak, and a comfortable feeling came from his body.
And then.
Zhang Feng thought silently in his heart.
"Turn on the special effects!"
The next moment, the brilliance flowed.
The wooden house is full of mysterious and unpredictable breaths.
The boy sitting cross-legged on the bed slowly opened his eyes.
At the same time, the air of dragons and tigers gathered in the sky above the young man's head, and there were even purple qi for three thousand miles from the east, carrying the Yin and Yang Rotation Bagua Plate, and the golden lotus swaying everywhere.
The young man's appearance is still the same as before, but his temperament has changed suddenly.
Like an immortal in the world.
Gu Pan is shining, and the son is like jade, all these descriptions are overshadowed before such a dusty temperament and handsome appearance.
"So, come on!"
"Ordinary Qi Gravitational Technique!"