Such a large-scale Ten Thousand Immortals Dynasty meeting, of course, could not be because of Xie Yun's status as the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperors, nor was it his identity as a Heavenly Dao Patrol Envoy.

The most fundamental reason for the Ten Thousand Immortals Dynasty is the distribution of merit on the way to the west.

This issue is related to the actual distribution of luck among the various clans over thousands of years, so the various clans have sent envoys to persuade Xie Yun.

Uncle Xiao, the script is all written, let's act according to the script, don't mess around!

"Are you making Emperor Ben turn a blind eye to the behind-the-scenes transactions on the Journey to the West?" Xie Yun stood in front of the merit monument with his hands behind his back, and asked after a long time.

"Immortal Emperor, this is not a behind-the-scenes deal, it is a plan for the Three Realms of the Flood Desolation for 10,000 years!" Tai Bai Xing was pushed out by everyone, and said stubbornly: "Every calamity is a calamity, and it is what we should do to eliminate the inferior and retain the superior." ”

The representatives of all ethnic groups nodded one after another, Tai Bai Xing deserved to be a veteran diplomat of the Heavenly Court, and his mouth was Lisuo.

According to the current division, most of the merits on the journey to the west will be divided among the various ethnic groups, and Xie Yun, as the nominal protagonist, can also get a lot of merit.

A win-win deal, why not?

"Remove the inferior and keep the good, the good one to remove the inferior and keep the good, sacrifice the interests of others to achieve your own goals, this is your immortal face?" Xie Yun turned around, and a mouthful of thick phlegm spit on Tai Bai Xing's face.

"This emperor finally understands why the master looks down on you, the pattern is too small, and the Three Realms of the Flood and Desolation will limit your vision, and you are petty. ”

"Is it true to learn scriptures? It is true to borrow my hand to let Buddhism invade Dongsheng Shenzhou, but have you asked Emperor Tang's opinion?"

"Is Journey to the West real? borrow my hand to clear the demon kings of Xiniu Hezhou and let Heaven enter Xiniu Hezhou, but what did those demon kings do wrong?"

Xie Yun picked up the black bear spirit shrunk into a ball in his hand, and asked the immortals: "This thing is a bear demon who is obsessed with cooking, although there are many small mistakes, but if you haven't made a big mistake, do you really deserve to die?"

"As a Heavenly Dao Inspector, this emperor will never have anything to do with you, everyone, please go back!"

The black bear spirit's ears trembled twice, but he still didn't have the courage to raise his head.

Damn, I don't deserve to die, you let me go!

Tai Bai Xing wiped away the thick phlegm on his face, snorted coldly, turned around and flew back to the heavenly court.

The representatives of the other forces had a lot of sorrow on their faces, and they also left one after another, leaving not many people behind, including Erlang Zhenjun Yang Jian, the prince of the demon clan, Donghuang Taisan, the princess of Qingqiu, Ah Li, and the golden-winged Dapeng of Buddhism.

Hey?

Lao Tzu said that on this, why didn't these people leave? Do they really want to stay for Chinese New Year's Eve?

Xie Yun's cheeks twitched, and he continued to ask with a straight face, "What else do you guys have to do?"

"Immortal Emperor, do you want a dog trick?" Yang Jian was the first to stand up and say.

"You, the dog technique is only effective for canines, this emperor has upgraded the dog technique to a god trick, but it is only effective for the demon clan, if you want to give it a try, then wait a few years and come again!" Xie Yun looked at Yang Jian, who had thick eyebrows and big eyes, and was upright, and said with a confused expression: "I can't imagine that the dignified Erlang Zhenjun, and this habit, it's really surprising!"

Yang Jian's face turned red instantly, and then he kicked the Roaring Heavenly Dog fiercely, and said angrily: "Explain to Uncle Shi yourself, in order to satisfy your wishes, how big is the black cauldron that Ben Zhenjun has carried on his back?"

"Wang, hey, hey, master, don't be angry, I haven't experienced dog strokes in this life, and I won't be willing to die with a roaring dog!"

Woof!

The Howling Sky Dog turned into a meteor and flew out of the two miles.

Xie Yun flicked the dog hair on the ballistic robe, and muttered in disgust: "Do you have any self-knowledge when you lose your hair and rub it on your poor clothes?"

He took out a blank jade slip, copied a copy of the dog technique and threw it to Yang Jian, anyway, the dog technique has evolved into a divine trick, it's useless, it's better to take it out and push the boat down the river and do a personal favor.

"Thank you, uncle, in the future, I will be able to use my Erlang God, even if you speak, you will never refuse. Yang Jian took the jade slip and went to find the Roaring Sky Dog cleanly.

Erlang God, a real man, a promise, will never turn his face and deny people.

On the other side, the golden-winged Dapeng is unilaterally catching up with Princess Ah Li, the princess of Qingqiu.

"Ah Li, why are you so old?"

The golden-winged Dapeng touched Ah Li's head and said with emotion: "The last time I saw you, you were still an egg, and you became a big girl in a blink of an eye." ”

Ah Li: Meow meow??

Although she is the princess of the Qingqiu Fox Clan, her mother is from the Phoenix Clan, and she is a distant niece of the Golden-winged Dapeng.

But why does it always feel like this cheap uncle is taking advantage of himself?

Forget it, this is not important, it is the most important thing to sign.

Ah Li got rid of the claws of the Golden-winged Dapeng, pounced on Xie Yun, and said with a look of adoration: "Immortal Emperor, I am your loyal fan, can you give an autograph?"

With a noble identity and no fear of power, he is the idol of young boys and girls in the rebellious period.

Xie Yun was confused and signed the second middle school girl, and also signed the name of the Eastern Emperor Taisan.

"Immortal Emperor, I'm not here to ask for an autograph. Donghuang Taisan said arrogantly.

The dignified prince of the demon clan will naturally not be obsessed with chasing stars and cannot extricate himself, and the grand plan of the demon clan is his goal.

The Immortal Emperor rejected Heavenly Court and Buddhism, and in the Three Realms of the Flood and Desolation, only the Demon Clan could cooperate with him.

Eastern Emperor Taisan, who has been obsessed with the emperor's doctrine since childhood, can naturally see this, and the demon clan has already had an advantage in the negotiation with the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperors.

Next, it's time to put your talents to work.

"Don't sign, don't sign, then get out! Emperor Ben still has something to do, so I won't entertain you!" Xie Yun waved his hand, and a strong wind swept the three of them directly outside the Guanyin Zen Temple.

Bang!

The door was completely shut.

Donghuang Taisan was stunned for half an hour before he realized that his plan for the rise of the demon clan had not yet been implemented, and his most important ally, the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor, had withdrawn.

No, people don't seem to have agreed to form an alliance with the demon clan, they are all self-inflicted.

Look to the sky!

Why doesn't the Immortal Emperor play cards according to the routine?

"Wow, my idol is so handsome!" Qingqiu's little princess Ah Li's eyes flashed into the little star, she was already completely fascinated by Xie Yun.

The Golden-Winged Dapeng shook his head, looked at Ah Li and Donghuang Taisan, and was worried about the future of the demon clan.

Xie Yun didn't have anything to do with the entrance of the Zen Academy, he was now paying attention to the black bear spirit.

"Wow, Immortal Emperor, don't eat my old bear, I don't take a bath all year round, and there are many dirty and smelly parasites on my body, you eat that cauliflower snake, he often bathes, and the sanitary conditions are better." Under the strong onlookers of Xie Yun, Li Mingda, Sun Wukong and others, the psychological defense line of the black bear spirit completely collapsed.

Lying on the ground, there was still a breath, and the cauliflower white snake, who couldn't speak, had bulging eyes, and said in his heart: This black bear spirit is shameless, and he actually sells his teammates?

Gas!

Then he was angry.

"It smells good, what kind of shower gel did you use, did you just wash it?" asked Li Mingda with a sniffle.

"Of course, as a chef, I take a shower before every meal, and I use a lavender shower gel, which of course smells good. After the black bear spirit finished speaking, he was stupid, did he say something wrong?

PS: It's still a double shift today, everyone go to bed early.