Chapter 280: A Different Competition
Just as Fan Yao was about to save the crop man, he saw that the man with the hat did not make a move.
I saw that his palm shook slightly, and another dung bucket of the crop man flew into his hand, and the man with the hat shot like electricity, picked up the dung scoop and took it out of the bucket, and raised his hand to return the color to the crop man.
"Come on, who's afraid of whom?"
The man in the hat was extremely accurate, and a spoonful of turbidity was not wasted in the slightest, and it was all splashed on the crop man. If you look closely, you can even see something slimy slowly flowing down the man's head.
The crop man was stunned, so he instinctively reached out and wiped it on his face, only to see that the man's face was suddenly yellow, and the taste was extremely rich.
Fan Yao was so far away that he couldn't wait to cover his nose with his hands, and he was even more disgusted when he saw it.
The farmer wanted to roar in anger, but he hurriedly came to his senses, closed his lips tightly, and remained silent. However, his hands were not slow, and he picked up the dung spoon and fought back.
The man in the hat also did not give in, and for a while, the sky was full of feces and urine.
This unique competition made Fan Yao dumbfounded. Looking at Huang Cancan's two people, even if he was used to seeing corpses all over the field and rivers of blood, he couldn't bear it anymore, squatting on the side of the road and retching.
While retching, I also wondered in my heart. The man with the hat took pictures in the air, showing that he was at least a master of the Jindan realm. But right now, he is like a scoundrel in the market, fighting to the death with that crop man, which is really strange.
The two people over there, carrying a wooden bucket in one hand, and the dung spoon in their hands kept waving, and they actually played a magnificent momentum of thousands of troops.
In the blink of an eye, the barrels of the two people were swept away, but the man with the hat did not give up.
I saw him throw away the barrel, reach out and untie his belt, and shout, "Damn! Lao Tzu will give you another hot bubble, let you taste it!"
The farmer's face was golden, and he couldn't see clearly. But I saw him scream, "You're a fucking madman!"
After shouting, he wailed, and with a choked cry, he turned around and fled into the distance.
Seeing this, the man in the hat was very proud, first fastened his belt, and then walked across the ridges in a big way, like a victorious general, wearing golden "armor" on his body, with his toes high and stinking, and he walked away with square steps.
Fan Yao's eyes were dull and he looked at the man with the hat disappearing, and looked back at the traces left by the place where the two of them "fought" just now, and couldn't help but feel sick to his stomach again, and he screamed strangely at the moment, and hurriedly left this creepy place.
Out of the village, Fan Yao walked for a long time, and his stomach still couldn't stop souring upward. But when I think back to the scene at that time, I can't stop laughing again and again.
'Obtaining things from the sky not only requires a certain amount of cultivation, but also requires extraordinary divine power. It can be seen that the man with the hat is at least a Jin Dan, and even a Yuan Ying master. But he didn't rely on cultivation to bully mortals, and although his behavior was a little weird, he also saw that he was upright. ’
said that he was weird because he had such a cultivation, and he didn't want to bully people and walk away. But the man would not leave. Instead, they use the pickling method of the crop man to compete with it. The behavior is weird, and the temper is even worse and outrageous.
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I thought about walking at the same time, and after a while, I came to a small stream, and immediately wanted to wash my face and wash away the stench that had just been stained on my body.
But before he could make a move, he heard the sound of splashing water from the upper reaches of the stream. When I looked up, I saw that the man with the hat was washing his clothes, and then he was naked, and a fish jumped into the stream to wash it.
Fan Yao was frightened after a chill, and hurriedly took a few steps back. After thinking about it, he walked towards the man in the hat.
Standing by the river, Fan Yao's turbid stream couldn't help but be angry, and asked loudly: "Why are you so unauthentic, all the good stream water has made you dirty, and it stinks, are you embarrassed?"
The man with the hat turned his back to Fan Yao, and when he heard the words, he turned around.
Fan Yao looked at it intently, and saw that this middle-aged man had black and vertical hair, slanted sword eyebrows, sharp black eyes, angular outlines, and a slender and tall figure but not rough. At the moment, I couldn't help but secretly praise, this person is ...... , far from me, compared to Brother Duan.
"Boy, haven't you heard the saying that when the water is clear, there are no fish? I saw that the water of the stream was clear and not conducive to the growth of fish, so I made it muddy, you know?"
After the man in the hat finished speaking, several fish next to him jumped out of the water with their tails, as if they were responding to the situation.
Seeing this, the man in the hat became even more proud, and said, "Do you see, how lively and happy this fish is now?" ”
Fan Yao laughed angrily and said sarcastically: "This fish is smoked by your stench, don't you see that they are all rolling their eyes and running away in a hurry?"
The man in the hat said disdainfully: "I bathe in this stream, and these fish are very grateful." If you don't believe it, you open your eyes wide. ”
With that, the man stretched out his hand and held it in the air. The next moment, a small fish leaped into the palm of his hand, and the little fish stood like a human being, waving its two small fins, as if in worship.
Fan Yao was dumbfounded. The man was very proud, looked at the little fish in his hand and said with a smile: "You are very clever, much better than those dog-like people." Okay, then I'll give you a creation, whether you are a Jiao or a Jackie Chan, it depends on whether you are that material. ”
When the man in the hat finished speaking, the palm of his hand swirled, and after a moment, he threw the little fish back into the stream.
But in Fan Yao's eyes, what kind of small fish the man threw back was clearly a peerless sword with a razor.
At that moment, he stood up straight without hesitation, clasped his fists at the man and said, "Senior, you wash slowly." Excuse me, farewell!"
After finishing speaking, he turned around and strode into the distance, walking categorically without a trace of nostalgia.
What are you kidding, this person can actually change his life against the sky! Although it is just a small fish, it is relatively easy to cut off cause and effect, but after all, it is a forbidden technique that cannot be tolerated by heaven. All over the world, full of calculations, Fan Yao couldn't imagine how many people would have such an extremely powerful and earth-shattering cultivation, as well as a superb use of Taoism.
Changing one's life against the sky, this is a word that is almost used by some charlatans, and it seems to be commonplace. But how many people in this world can really use it?
The more Fan Yao thought about it, the more frightened he became, and he was going to avoid evil, so he planned to leave. even gathered all his strength, planning to immediately use his proud body method when the situation was not good, and escaped.
If this man is coming at me, he must have been instructed by Fu Li. It's really a bloody investment, how much do you have to spend to hire such a master? ’
Fan Yao thought to himself in his heart, but his face pretended to be indifferent, and as soon as he walked dozens of steps, he heard the man say leisurely: "Cowardly as a mouse! I don't know what kind of soup you poured into Wen Tianlou, and I was full of praise for you like a blind eye." I think you're so unusual. ”
When Fan Yao heard this, he immediately left everything behind, and called Mr. Wen by his name, what other good way could it be?
He turned around and walked back resolutely, looked at the man expressionlessly and asked, "Fu Li came over there?" I said why does it stink? It's better if you don't open your mouth to speak, your mouth stinks even worse than just now!"
The middle-aged man was not angry, he stood in the water and rubbed his body, noncommittal to what Fan Yao said, but asked, "Why didn't you run away?" Do you think you can escape by pretending to be iron-clad and backbone-based?"
Fan Yao simply sat on the shore and sneered, "Are you stupid to me? You just laid a cage of heaven and earth that is thousands of miles under you in an instant, where can I go?"
Fan Yao said disdain, but he was secretly frightened in his heart. Although his divine sense can travel thousands of miles, it is not even a thought to lay a cage of qi covering thousands of miles like this man. Not only himself, Fan Yao couldn't even think of it, would Mr. Wen have such unpredictable means?
I couldn't escape, and when I heard the man's insult to Mr. Wen, I was immediately aroused. If you die, you will die, and you will be disgusted and disgusted with him before you die.
Hearing what Fan Yao said, the middle-aged man was slightly stunned, and said with a smile: "How did you see it? Don't tell me, you guessed it." ”
How could Fan Yao tell him the secret of his divine sense, he just looked around in the stream, sneered and didn't say anything.
"What are you looking at? You kid has a special hobby?" the middle-aged man said as he looked at Fan Yao angrily.
Fan Yao suddenly seized the opportunity and said, "What's the matter? Do you want me to be happy before I die? It's a pity that the uncle is not good at this, you better save it." ”
The middle-aged man pondered and said, "Why are you so cheap with this mouth? Wen Tianlou won't teach you this, right?"
Fan Yao pouted and said: "If you want to say that I am cheap, I can have you cheap? Just catch a fish and hold it in your hand, and it will become a 'cheap' fish, and I admire it so much." ”
The middle-aged man first smiled to himself, and then reacted, and couldn't help but be furious, "You kid hurt me?
After speaking, he stretched out his hand towards Fan Yao, and Fan Yao's body involuntarily flew towards the man. The strength of his body has also become an ornament, and he was sealed by the man, and he cowered in the three nebulae, no longer flowing into the sea of spectacular appearance.
Grabbing Fan Yao in his hand, the man smiled and said, "I'm so powerful, why haven't you become a slut in my hands?" As soon as the words fell, he threw Fan Yao aside, very casually.
Fan Yao had never been so helpless as he was at this moment. Among the masters he has seen, in addition to Mr. Wen, Xiao Xinyao's senior sister Zhang Lingshan is the most. But Fan Yao is confident that even if he meets Zhang Lingshan now, he can't beat him, but it is not a big problem to escape with his life.
And now when I meet this middle-aged man, I only feel like a fish on a chopping board, to be slaughtered.