203. Dog officer
This dog was specially picked by Zishou from the West Garden, and his hair was shiny and clean.
However, the most distinctive thing is the clothes it wears.
Dressing a dog is unusual, and what is even more puzzling is that this dog is still wearing an official uniform.
Zishou is learning from his younger generations again, Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty copied the West Garden, copied the palace market, sold officials and other nobles to make money in business and then copied it, and the remaining dog officials naturally couldn't let go.
Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty liked to raise dogs, and even called dogs "Aiqing", dressed as adults, with official hats, official uniforms, and ribbons, and carried them to the court.
also tried every means to let the palace maids around him mate with these dogs, and he watched it happily from the sidelines.
There have also been records of this heinous human and animal behavior in the history books, and Zishou had to sigh that Emperor Han Ling really had a lot of tricks on weekdays, and used all kinds of tricks to abuse the palace maids around him for his own happiness.
The anti-human operation of the dog and the palace maid can't be done, but the dog official can learn from it.
"Ai Qing is flat. ”
Flat... Flat?
The ministers were puzzled, looked up and looked around at a loss, who is Your Majesty talking to?
The temple man who led the dog raised his hand as if he had a thorn in his back.
Then the dog, who had just entered the temple, stood upright on his hind legs and staggered up.
The dog's movements attracted everyone's attention, and the ministers fixed their eyes to see that the dog was wearing the same official uniform as them?!
Under the leadership of the temple people, the dog walked around the nine halls.
When passing a pillar, he also raised his legs to pee, and there was a commotion.
Zishou has some sympathy for that pillar, which has been bypassed, hit, and urinated, as a pillar, it is quite legendary in this life.
When the dog walked back to the center of the hall, Zishou suddenly laughed, clapped his hands and shouted: "What a dog officer!"
Dog... Dog officer....
When the ministers heard this, they couldn't laugh or cry, they felt insulted, but they were helpless.
There are a few vigorous ones, their faces are flushed, what is this?
When the dynasty insulted the minister?
Your Majesty is crazy?
The ministers looked at Wen Zhong one after another, Taishi, give him a whip!
Wen Taishi frowned, and the third eye in the center of his eyebrows opened slightly.
Everything is normal, there is no bewitching and bewitching, which shows that it is the action of the king from the heart.
Chonghou Hu was stunned at first, why did he suddenly scold people?
But he remembered the sense of disobedience in the main hall today.
It is rare for His Majesty to reach an agreement with the Taishi to work together against the ministers, and let himself go under pressure and not take the opportunity to attack Xiqi.
Taishi also proposed that if you go outside, you must first settle inside.
The outside is the princes, what is the inside?
O courtiers!
Chonghou Hu recalled everything when Bo Yi offered the treasure a month ago.
Are San Yisheng and Hong Yao courtiers?
Be!
Are they loyal to business?
They are loyal to Xibohou!
Further back, Lei Kai, Mai Zhi, and Mai Yun, who followed Ziqi's rebellion, weren't they merchants?
It seems to have missed someone, but it doesn't matter anymore.
The important thing is, if you don't deal with these people, what are you talking about attacking Xiqi?
What if a fire breaks out in the backyard?
Under the leadership of His Majesty, Dashang has developed rapidly, and it can be said that it is changing with each passing day.
But it is precisely because of this development that a large number of talents are needed, and internal members are easily infiltrated by external enemies!
His Majesty pretended to be drunk to warn the courtiers, and identified the courtiers many times, and now, he has put all this on the table!
Goshidai!
The power of rumors and deeds shows the evil of the court!
The three prefects of Yushitai, Yang Ren has always been loyal and righteous, and he has been too upside down to spray the second minister, although Xin Jia's statement is not obvious, but he is a foreigner recommended by Huang Feihu, he does not know any courtiers, he has not befriended anyone, and he has guaranteed a neutral position!
Isn't the Goshidai an official position created specifically for Annai?
Chonghou Hu's eyes were clear, and he said: "Your Majesty, the great merchants are safe, and the princes are self-serving. ”
After that, I went back to the column.
I'll just remind you of the rest, and you realize the rest.
Must be.... Anne?
The ministers suddenly realized.
They didn't understand it at first, but Chonghou Hu had already reminded him that if he didn't understand it, it would be too stupid.
There are cows and sheep in the West Garden, as well as monkeys that are more suitable for wearing official uniforms, and there are many strange ones, such as snakes and centipedes.
can wear official uniforms to enter the temple, why is it a dog?
Because dogs are very loyal, and those half-hearted courtiers are definitely not loyal to the king, in the eyes of those people, only the people they are loyal to, for the benefit of themselves and the princes, there is no bottom line as a merchant minister.
The dogs in the West Garden will not harm people, and will even help the people go up the mountain to hunt, and how can those half-hearted courtiers not do things in secret?
Inciting Baixin, rebelling and rebellion, and even threatening the king with righteousness in the palace, you can do everything.
Looking at it this way, it is not an insult at all to put those courtiers with two hearts and dogs.
Even, those people are not even as good as dogs!
Put on court clothes for the dog, tie a chain, eat and drink, and the dog can take care of the family and the home, but what about those rebellious ministers?
led the court and was a big merchant and a courtier, but when he was crusading against Xiqi, he would pull his hind legs crazily.
Not to mention taking care of the family, as long as you don't set fire to the yard, you have to thank his eight generations of ancestors!
Dogs are inferior to something!
"Your Majesty Shengming!"
The ministers bowed down one after another, and Wen Taishi was no exception.
His Majesty's eyes are like torches, and although he only has two eyes, he is no less than his own three.
Zishou is completely confused, and my big business, civil and military are shaking M?
Comparing you to a dog, can you also make a whole Your Majesty Shengming?
This... It's unreasonable!
Zishou stood from the king's point of view, so he couldn't understand it at all, and it was impossible for the ministers to make everything clear from the perspective of the courtiers.
"Your Majesty Shengming!"
The loyal courtiers naturally didn't think that the dog official was scolding themselves, but only that the dog official was scolding the second ministers such as San Yisheng and Hong Yao.
Fang Xiang and Fang Bi looked at the dog officials in the palace, and they were not angry, it was with this kind of official that they could not suppress Xiqi and make contributions to His Majesty.
The two planned to wait for San Yisheng to be cured, and carry him to continue to hit the pillar, once in three days, then once in three days, just in three days, just the vacated days were left for him to treat his injuries.
The courtiers with different intentions are even more trembling and dare not speak, jumping out at this time, isn't it looking for death?
Even many people felt guilty under the humiliation of the king of the dog officials, and began to reflect a little bit, how can they be as good as dogs?
Although there is no immediate backlash, a seed has been planted.
Zishou found that the Manchu Dynasty was civil and military, and only the temple man who trained the dog was as confused as himself.
The temple man who thought he was going to be eaten alive by the courtiers inexplicably got the kind eyes of countless loyal ministers.
Braincase pain.
Zishou is a little depressed, but he can't give up, and the mediocrity must be brushed.
"Where is the national teacher?"
National teacher?
Is there such a person in the DPRK?
Wen Zhong stepped forward and said, "Back to Your Majesty, Shen Guoshi is practicing penance in Yunmeng Mountain. ”
Most of the courtiers looked down on Shen Gongbao, and the monks in the court, such as Xiao Sheng, Cao Bao, Zhao Gongming, etc., had a lot of merits, but Shen Gongbao still stammered as soon as he passed the letter, but he was awarded the title of national teacher, and no one was convinced.
Only Wen Zhong is different, he knows that Shen Gongbao is the one who should be robbed, and the contradictions between Shang and Zhou are beginning to appear, which is a good time for Shen Gongbao to enter the WTO.
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