"Eight Desolations, for the sake of our friendship for so many years, the deity is willing to compensate him, how about you let us be private about this?" Guanyin bowed his head and said.

She really doesn't want to be reported, it's easy to say that she is ruined, and the decrease in luck is too uncomfortable.

Bad luck is added, and you can only avoid it by retreat.

Xie Yun said solemnly: "Bodhisattva, don't get close, keep your distance, otherwise I will report you for obstructing judicial justice, we are not familiar with each other!"

"Old Turtle, this emperor must give you a satisfactory explanation for this matter, otherwise I am not worthy of being the Heavenly Dao Inspector!"

"The Immortal Emperor is selfless with an iron face, and the little old man is convinced. The old turtle wagged his little tail, and he was in a very good mood.

Hey, hey, as long as the timing is right, Guanyin Bodhisattva, one of the four great bodhisattvas of Buddhism, will also be deflated in front of Lao Tzu, the turtle of the Tongtian River.

"System, I reported Guanyin Bodhisattva for indulging pets and hurting people. ”

"Ding, in the verification of the reporting system, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and reward the host with a bottle of food flavor enhancer. ”

Food flavor enhancer: The latest research results of a scientific and technological plane can infinitely stimulate the original taste of food, stimulate people's appetite, and increase people's appetite.

Special note: In order to cover up the defects of his poor cooking skills, he used unconventional means to get this bottle of food flavor enhancer.

This substance is still in the experimental stage, please use it with caution, side effects, unknown.

Xie Yun didn't even look at it, he directly put the food flavor enhancer in his pocket and kept it close to his body.

To tell the truth, this thing is simply the gospel of the cooking handicap party, and it is definitely the best treasure.

If you cook for Nuwa and Houtu in the future, you may be able to use this thing to pretend to be a force, and in bed afterwards, there may be unexpected rewards.

"Immortal Emperor, you really reported it!" Guanyin's voice was full of resentment.

Xie Yun said seriously: "It's not a real report, if it's a false report, I have to report myself again, I can't do it." ”

"Immortal Emperor, you are a ruthless person!" Guanyin lost his temper.

Is it okay to report yourself yourself?

"Master, four dishes and one soup will be ready immediately, shall we eat here, or will we go back to the small world of Xuling to eat?" shouted Xiong.

Xie Yun looked at the rolling Tianhe, and immediately made a decision, saying, "Don't go back, let's eat here today!"

Good wine and good food, coupled with this vast and boundless Tongtian River, can definitely make people appetite... Open......?

, why doesn't this old turtle leave, your numb and leprosy head is here, it affects Lao Tzu's appetite for eating!

"Who's that, what's the matter with you?"

The old turtle smiled, stretched his long neck and said, "Immortal Emperor, you are going to Daxitian, can you do me a favor by the way." ”

"I'm not free, there are a lot of things to do, you go quickly. Xie Yun directly refused.

Just kidding, Lao Tzu is a dignified Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor, tens of millions of dollars a minute, because of the fate of one side, I want to do you a favor?

The sperm, bah, the female monster on the way to learn the scriptures, don't they all have to use this reason and ask for a personal promise?

The old turtle begged: "Immortal Emperor, my matter is very important, you can help me ask, no trouble." ”

He had been cultivating in Tongtian River for 1,300 years, and his Dao skills were not low, but it was difficult to transform into a human form.

When I met Xie Yun this time, I just wanted Xie Yun to see Rulai and help ask when he would be able to transform himself.

"No time!" Xie Yun directly refused.

The flower-like female monster can't even think about it, who has time to worry about your thousand-year-old turtle's!

"Immortal Emperor, if you don't help me, I won't leave, this Tongtian River is not your territory, I'll pestle here!" The old turtle went ashore directly, dug a sand pit, and lay motionless in it staring at Xie Yun.

He seems to be preparing to carry out non-violence and non-cooperation to the end, in short, he is ready to play Laipi.

"Well, don't regret it. Xie Yun didn't bother to care about an old turtle, he looked at Guanyin and asked a little politely: "Bodhisattva, the meal is ready, eat two bites before leaving?"

"The deity believes in Buddhism, eats vegetarian food, abstains from meat. ”

Xie Yun did not hesitate, and directly pierced: "Bodhisattva, what is the relationship between the two of us, I have seen you without makeup, in front of me, don't pretend, eat two bites, you didn't eat less of yesterday's boiled fish." ”

"No, the deity starts today, taboo!" Guanyin snorted coldly, lit a lotus platform out of thin air, sat down and began to recite the mantra of purifying the heart.

It's not that she won't leave, but she still has something to deal with with Xie Yun.

Before Xie Yun ate, he finally remembered the second apprentice in the stone box, and hurriedly released the person.

"Master, you ......" Sun Wukong was already frozen stupid, swinging, and his eyes were extremely resentful.

"Wukong, don't talk, you wash your hands first, let's eat, when you're full, you won't be cold. Xie Yun told him to play with concern, and took out the bottle of food flavor enhancer from his arms.

Sun Wukong looked at the four dishes and one soup on the table, took a sharp breath, his waist was no longer sore, his legs were no longer painful, and his pendulum was no longer fighting.

Eat Matters, Eat Matters!

The three apprentices and Xiong Da went to wash their hands together, and Xie Yun began to sprinkle food flavoring agent on the meal, this thing, it is better to try poison first.

Boom!

Spicy crayfish, mutton shabu, hairy crab, mandarin fish sashimi and fish head soup are sprinkled with food flavoring agents before suddenly exploding into a pink mushroom cloud.

"Master, my grandson is wrong, I must be honest in the future, don't poison your apprentice!" Sun Wukong washed his hands, and happened to see this scene on the way back, and immediately knelt down.

Xiong Da, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng also had palpitations and were extremely uneasy.

They weren't worried about Xie Yun's poison, and Da Luo Jinxian couldn't poison him, but what if it was another medicine?

Such as aphrodisiacs!

After all, the behavior of the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperors cannot be guessed by common sense.

"What's the matter, being a teacher is to add some flavor enhancer to the dish, do you smell it, is it a great increase in the fresh fragrance?" Xie Yun defended himself: "If you are going to die for the teacher, it will not be poisoned, isn't it good to slap you to death?"

"yes!" Sun Wukong got up and patted the soil on his body.

Although the master's words are very hurtful, it is really such a Tao.

Xiong Da also reacted, he inhaled hard, and from a professional point of view, he came to an astonishing conclusion.

These dishes are at least three times more delicious, and the taste of the ingredients themselves has been fully stimulated.

This can't be, how is this done?

"Master, what did you add to the dish?" Xiong Da humbly asked.

"I picked up a bottle of food flavor enhancer on the side of the road, are you interested?" Xie Yun took out a pink vial and said generously: "Divide your half, you try to analyze the recipe inside." ”

If it can be analyzed, this recipe is an old hen that lays golden eggs.

Anyway, he can't cook a few times, and there is half a bottle left, which is enough, Xie Yun has a very clear understanding of his diligence.

After Xiong Da put away half a bottle of food flavor enhancer, the five of them gathered at a table, looked at the four dishes and one soup in front of them, and couldn't help swallowing their saliva.

It smells so good!

"Trouble let go, by the way, add a pair of dishes and chopsticks, the deity is also hungry. Guanyin didn't know when she ran over, and there was a trace of crystal saliva on the corner of her mouth.