Chapter 154: The Toad Wants to Eat Swan Meat?
The toad, which had become a catharsis of the vine, was repeatedly whipped by the branches, and after a few strokes, he also showed an intoxicated expression, and exclaimed: "No matter how strong you are, haven't you eaten? Without force, I pulled out your little roots, made them into wooden pads, sat on the buttocks, and rubbed them all day long." Oh, a little harder, oh. β
The woman's face was slightly red, and she was already too angry. This thing is a little difficult, but there are already techniques to deal with it, and then he sat on the stone platform and closed his eyes with those female disciples, exhaled a breath of air, the light and shadow behind him were mottled, and a big tree reached a somewhat sheltered range, more than a zhang.
At this time, the sky was really hot, the sun was rising, the spring breeze was in short supply, and ChΓ©ng RΓ©n's eyes were slightly sweating.
The disciples who meditated on the stone platform were like old monks, all of them closed their eyes like a delicate hibiscus out of the water, and then adjusted their posture, sat cross-legged at the age of the year, about a hundred breaths with their hands, exhaled deeply, silently blew out a little filament cloud, the white mist created the air, and the gas and water of the fireworks became a ball.
Who's going to ask why this is for?
Luck meditating?
Endurance?
Wipe the sweat from his forehead, sit on the pile of fallen grass, lay the broom flat, enjoy the little blow, and then gasp loudly to make himself cooler, not at all comparable to those women. They seem to be soft and weak, if they show their skills to break stones and hook water, hit him until he vomits exhaust gas, not to vomit blood, hehe look at this toad, flowing with a pair of provocative toad eyes.
This frog is not a serious frog, no, the toad is not a serious toad.
Just look at the eyes of the yellow-robed women, the pus on the body bulged, and white water flowed out, no matter how much the rattan was whipped, it was still the same, and it screamed twice, and almost pinched the palm of his hand and put it in his mouth to whistle.
"Hey, you unscrupulous man, what are you doing with me?"
"I didn't look at it. β
"Besides, you didn't see it, I have a pair of thick eyebrows and big eyes, don't think that I can't take care of you when I see a woman. Yesterday, if it weren't for the old madman who took you, I would have soared to become a toad chasing swan, a well-known toad spirit. At that time, I walked in the mountain stream with my legs raised, and whoever dared to stop me, I could slap them down and beat them into pulp. β
"Just because that old monster is acting on the side, how can I fall because the snow dragon is mighty? What a good chance to come, I don't have a precise certainty, what a pity! You have to accompany me, you unscrupulous man, you also peeked at the woman bathing in the spring. Let me tell you, that man's name is Chunhua, but she is an extremely competitive woman. Look at his round buttocks and white skin, and the loose yellow robe on his body is blown by the wind, and the fragrance that blows out fills my heart, makes me crazy, and makes me tremble. β
"If I hadn't been blown down by the wind yesterday, I almost broke my leg and fell and my eyes were dizzy. I could see through the ground at a glance the appearance of the spring water blending, tsk, and like the peach blossom tree, falling into the complete family feast, I salivated. My little heart is like the rushing spring water rushing to the mountain stream, and it is like the little boat, and my heart is rippling!"
"Are you finished?" Li Shuishan said lightly, picked up the broom, and continued to sweep, from the corner of the crowd to the edge of the peak.
The wind of the spring breeze was still warm enough, and he gathered the fallen leaves blown off by the snow dragon little by little, forming two or three piles, except for the part of the stone platform
Points, it seems that it is not far from the southern peak, but it makes him walk for half an hour. There were not many fallen leaves accumulated there, and since there were still a few crooked birds resting on the low tree layer, I was embarrassed to disturb and came back to wait for the woman to finish meditating.
In the afternoon, however, it is as restless as summer.
Sitting in the shade of a tree, he can still sleep a sweet dream, under his direct sunlight, dozens of breaths can not hold on, wipe off a piece of sweat from the top of his head, sit on a piece of bluestone, turn his back to the toad spirit, listen to it chirp crookedly:
"Why don't you listen to me, young man, and you will bear it with me if you do something bad, and if you untie me from it and let me go, I will shut my mouth." β
"They all opened their eyes at sunset, and the bell rang and got up, straightened their clothes, and lifted their robes to collect their hearts. You still have some time. β
Li Shuishan really couldn't hear the toad spirit talking nonsense, and he couldn't wait for the fallen leaves to sweep into its stinky mouth, let it taste the beautiful earthy fragrance belonging to Chunfeng, and looked at each other in a blink of an eye, "You say it again." I'm just trying to be clean, you still talk so much nonsense, can't you see me cleaning?"
"I can't see. "The toad spirit does not give up.
"Say it again?" Li Shuishan's face was slightly red, not like the burning of the sun, the anger that came out of his heart, he didn't know how long he hadn't been so angry, the entire blue robe robe burned, and the red eyes of the little ghost in it were engraved vividly, and a few lines could not be embroidered.
The blue robe of Zangfeng is linked to his own mood, and this time it can be regarded as burning with the honorable old man on the stone tower.
The old madman who was sitting leisurely on the pear blossom chair taken out of his sleeve and swaying, biting the radish one by one, did not forget to urge the fat catfish essence next to him to cook, and enjoyed life with a smile, and the next moment a slight smoke swept along the ghost eye, and clear bright marks were smeared on it, and the temperature naturally increased a lot, and he screamed when he was burning.
He stood up and stroked his beard to think that he had fused into a spell a long time ago, and it had a lot of effects.
The old madman muttered, "Before, I took the initiative to press my heart and condensed the technique for seven seven and forty-nine days into it. A pinching trick has become a flying cloud in it, and the heavens and the earth are omnipotent; the second pinching trick has formed a transitive force in it, which can borrow my luck to my disciples; the third is the ability to shelter from the wind and rain, even if the cultivation is too strong, it will not harm the life; the fourth is the most secretive, there are commonalities, the change of mood can manifest the robes of both sides, this time it suddenly came out, could it be..."
He paced out, stood in front of the tower, looked in the direction of Chunfeng, showed a painful look, a sad face, and said: "That old immortal must be torturing my apprentice and forcing him to do something unacceptable. Let the internal fire squeezed in his heart not be volatilized before it melts into the robe slightly, my poor baby disciple, when you come back, I will love it well. β
After speaking, he entered the tower, and the fat catfish that was kicked was in pain, and he didn't know what mistake he had made, and he didn't dare to ask.
On the spring peak, the toad spirit was tied to the tree and continued unrelentingly: "I can't see it. Unseen. You just give Lao Tzu a hundred questions, and I can tell you that I can't see it."
Li Shuishan retracted his temper and stayed away from this toad essence, he didn't seem to have any other intentions at a glance, and even looked weak, haha vomited
vomited, and the next moment it was back to its original state, very hateful.
At dusk, the meditating Chunfeng disciples opened their eyes and exhaled when the bell came, pinching the luck and calming the breath in their hearts, and one by one from the previous helplessness to the present laughing and talking.
The toad spirit couldn't look at it, and after turning around, he saw the woman who tied it again, whistled, and shhh Don't hurry up and untie me. β
The woman threw out a yellow light fiercely, reaching the small tree vine, clicking, and a large petal fell, and a spider spirit crawled out of it, and saw the face of the toad, and her eyes trembled, and she had mouthparts, and she opened her mouth to bite.
The toad spirit scolded the woman for being shameless and obscene, scheming, saying that he was so kind-hearted and single-minded to her, and now he repaid her with revenge, so he flicked his claws and ran to the mountain stream, leaving a clear tone, and he would come again next time.
The spider spirit looked hateful, but it turned into a hard stone at the woman's feet.
She rolled up her sleeves, glanced at Li Shuishan, and walked into the palace gate, leaving a figure.
Li Shuishan waited for the female disciple on the stone platform to collect his heart and leave, then got up to clean, the stone platform of dozens of zhang was particularly peculiar in the dim light, the seemingly flush face would become undulating for a while, and when he raised his feet, he felt a little swaying, facing the distant cloud and mist scene, and replaced it with another side of the thin fallen leaves.
The dust and gravel that had been swept away on the ground flew in his eyes, as if sitting in the air, green vines, fine bamboos were all twisting, and the subtle breath lingered along the back of his hand, slowly turning into a cold green, which he inhaled lightly into his nose, instantly invigorating his heart, like the first touch of green from nature.
There are many greens everywhere, just because their feet are standing here, some women also hold some rice noodles and make a fire in a hut behind the hall, the fire and smoke are swept up into the sky along a small tube, but the clouds and smoke are no longer separated. If there is wind, it will not blow away the smoke, but will only twist it into a rope, and the clouds and mist in the sky will absorb it, and you will see the thunder and fire stirred up in it, and I don't know how long it will be for fear that there will be spring rain again.
The spring rain moistens people's hearts, no wonder the scenery on this stone platform will become another, this should be a peculiar magic weapon, feel for a long time, the women behind come and go or look at Li Shuishan on the stone platform a few times, revealing a different kind of feelings, then retract the interest of watching, and quickly clean up.
The sky is dark, but because of the exchange of the sun and the moon like drinking turbid wine, it seems to leave a precious time to get drunk and dizzy.
Li Shuishan wiped the sweat from the top of his head, looked at the piles of leaves that had been swept away and piled up into several pieces, then put down the broom on the stone with a groove on the side of the palace door, dusted off the dust on his body, and stepped into the door respectfully. β
Huang Luanyi opened his eyes, nodded, glanced at the stone platform, and then closed his eyes.
Li Shuishan stood on the edge of the peak, the will of heaven was drunk, exhaled a breath of air, his mind was calm, the texture of the blue robe appeared, and he rose into the air, and heard the toad spirit below shouting at the sky, and a white swan flew by, leaving a white shadow, and muttered: "Does the toad want to eat swan meat?"