Volume 2: Red Dust Makes a Mess Chapter 133: Are You Ripe Melons?
"Dude!"
Zhao Qian suddenly spoke, that guy was clever.
"Hey, Immortal Master, if you have anything else to think about, just say ......"
At this time, everyone in the Drunken Immortal Building already knew that Zhao Qian was not a mortal, and the attitude of that guy was even more respectful.
"Do you have spirit wine in your shop?"
"Yes! Yes, we have the best jade osmanthus wine in Zuixianlou, or it is brewed by the immortal master of Wuhe Road, it will definitely suit your taste......
"Let's try it first!"
Zhao Qian waved his hand, looking like a drunk.
Xia Zhiming's eyes lit up when she heard it, this chick is good wine.
The guy said embarrassedly: "Guest officer, we only have less than five catties of spirit wine in total, and these ten catties ...... It's just too much. ”
Zhao Zhi said: "Then come five catties!"
"Hey, hey......"
"Wait!"
The guy hurriedly turned his head, not knowing what this difficult immortal master was going to do.
I saw Zhao Zhao's legs trembling, and he smiled playfully: "Are there any fresh melons and fruits?" ”
"Yes! Yes!"
This time, the request was not so outrageous, and the guy hurriedly let the envoy run out of the hall again.
Waiting for the two jars of spiritual wine to be served, Zhao Zhi was not in a hurry to drink, his legs were on the table of the Eight Immortals, and he said, "Man, is there still meat in the back kitchen of the Drunken Immortal Building?"
"Yes, yes. ”
"Well, I want a hundred pounds of fine meat, cut into a squirrel, and don't see a little fat on it. ”
"Yes, yes......"
The guy reluctantly agreed.
This is not over, Zhao Zhi continued: "I want another hundred catties of fat, don't see some fine ones on it, and cut them into cheeks." ”
"Hey, hey......"
"If you want another hundred pounds of gold cartilage, you must chop it carefully, and don't see some meat on it. ”
The guy was dripping in a cold sweat and just nodded mechanically.
"If you want another 100 catties of flesh skin, it must be peeled off completely, and there must be no damage at all......"
At this time, even the proprietress heard this, and her heart was also nameless, I'm afraid that I didn't come to the Drunken Immortal Building to entertain me?
Xia Zhiming was very happy to see it, isn't this the story of "three punches to bring down the town of Guanxi" that Zhao Zhi told him just now?
Zhao Xuan opened the seal on the wine jar, the wine in the jar was pure and transparent like a mirror, looking at the reflection in the cup, a pure fragrance overflowed.
It smells so good!
It is worthy of the jade osmanthus wine, and the entire Drunken Immortal Building smelled this rich and mellow fragrance, and even Xia Zhiming couldn't help but lick his lips.
"Phew!
Zhao Yan pushed the wine jar away, and a mouthful of wine sprayed on the guy's face.
"This, this...... Guest, how can our wine be sour?"
The guy was frightened, and he didn't know what was not to Zhao Yuan's taste.
The proprietress on the side "Teng" stood up, but when she saw the fierce appearance of the two of them, she still sat down and quietly beckoned a guy to go out.
Zhao Zhiquan didn't see it, and scolded: "I said it's sour, it's sour!"
Isn't that vexatious?
Zhao Zhi snorted coldly, and said in his heart: You haven't seen the really vexatious thing.
"Let me ask you, what is your master's surname?"
"The surname is Zhang. ”
Zhao Qian pouted and said, "The surname is Zhang, why not the surname Jiang?"
The guy couldn't answer, and was kicked to the ground by Zhao Yuan.
After a while, Zhao Zhi pointed to the proprietress and said, "Tell that woman to come down and drink with me." ”
The guy hurriedly said, "The guest officer can't help this...... That's, that's our hostess. ”
Zhao Zhen smiled and said: "It's the boss lady, what's wrong with drinking with me? It's drinking and not going to bed, what are you afraid of? Could it be that you are her concubine?"
The proprietress behind the counter was angry, and she couldn't wait to take out the sharp knife on the case and fight with Zhao Xuan, but she still endured it, and when she saw the guy in the back hall coming up with melons and fruits, she hurriedly reached out and took it.
"Ouch, this guest officer is so angry, I don't know where my little drunken fairy building is not well entertained? ”
The proprietress looked to be in her forties, with a golden hairpin in her bun, black hair on her head, a face like a silver basin, a flat nose, and a thick foundation on the ground. At this time, holding a plate of melons and fruits, pinching his throat, twisting his thin waist, he walked up delicately. Hearing that voice, Zhao Qian felt a chill, and he only felt that it was not a woman in front of him, but a centipede with only two legs.
The proprietress put one arm on Zhao Yuan's shoulder, and said with a smile: "This little brother, how about my sister feed you a melon?" You see that this melon is crisp and fragrant, and it is definitely not sour. ”
Zhao Zhi endured the nausea, shook off the boss's arm, and said with a smile: "Boss, are you ripe for this melon?"
"Ouch, little brother, you're joking, my melon is big and sweet, you can rest assured. ”
Zhao Yuan's face sank, and his grinning face also became stiff: "Let me ask you, is your melon ripe?"
The proprietress was slightly shocked, but she still kept a smile and said, "It must be cooked, don't you believe you taste?"
With a "click", he broke the melon and handed it to Zhao Yuan.
Unexpectedly, Zhao Zhi pushed it away and said coldly: "But if it is not familiar, what can I do?"
The proprietress smiled: "If you are not familiar, I will invite you to eat for free in the future, okay?"
"Okay. ”
Zhao Qian suddenly smiled and said, "You eat a piece first, I'll take a look." ”
The proprietress hesitated.
"Eat!"
"Guest Officer ......"
"Eat!"
Zhao Qian stuffed the melon into the proprietress mouth, choking the proprietress and coughing.
"Wow-"
The proprietress coughed so much that tears came out, and she was shocked, she quietly did something in the melon, how did he see it?
Although the proprietress is clever, she is still a mortal, but she doesn't know that the monk has spiritual sense, and the seemingly hidden small movements are hidden under Zhao Yuan's alchemy spirit technique.
At this moment, the back kitchen also had a change, and I saw seven or eight big men with a face full of meat carrying pig-killing knives, running into the drunken immortal building with murderous spirits, throwing a big bag "bang" in front of Zhao Zhi, pointing at Zhao Zhi and shouting angrily: "Four hundred catties of meat! You cut it for Lao Tzu! You are afraid that you are not here to entertain Lao Tzu!"
Zhao Cheng jumped up, held the bag of Zhenzi in his hand, and shouted: "Lao Tzu is here to entertain you dogs and beasts!"
Split the two bags of noodles, and the white and red ones were scattered all over the ground, but the sticky ones seemed to have a burst of "meat rain", sticking to the seven or eight big men, and even the top of the boss's head was hung several layers-
The proprietress was so angry that she screamed, and the two angry gases rushed straight from the soles of her feet to the top door, and the foul language in her mouth was endless, and all the "little miscellaneous" and "ghost sluts" were scolded.
The ignorance in her heart couldn't hold back, and the proprietress snatched a boning knife from the man's hand and screamed, "Hack him!
Zhao Tan laughed, mentioned the proprietress, and threw it on the account table with a plop, smashing the account book wine jar to the ground, chimes, cymbals, and cymbals rang out together.
When the seven or eight big men saw that the master mother was humiliated, how could they bear it, so they picked up the guys and rushed up, and those with kitchen knives, butcher knives, and pots and pans also smashed at Zhao Guan.
How could Zhao Zhi be afraid of such a small formation, not to mention that he is now a cultivator of the ninth layer of qi refining, even if he was a mortal in his previous life, these seven or eight muddy people would not be able to get close to him at all.
kicked the Eight Immortals table, the pots and pans clanged on it, and after hitting the ground, he continued to gain momentum, and it happened that he accidentally hit a cook's leg, and he screamed in pain.
Xia Zhiming hid aside with a smile and let Zhao Zhi sway.
Zhao Zhi held a knife in his left hand, held wine in his right hand, stepped on the fat head and big ears with one foot, the knife light swayed at will, the dance was impermeable, and several big men screamed again and again, not like they were besieging Zhao Yuan, but it was like Zhao Zhi surrounded them alone.
"Good wine! good wine!"
Zhao Cheng let out a long roar, kicked the person on the side, and hit several cooks, pouring meat and vegetables.
Zhao Zhi directly hugged the wine jar, poured "Gu Du Gu Du" into his mouth, the spirit wine entered his throat, the stomach was hot, and the jade osmanthus wine was extremely mellow, so that Zhao Zhi also had three points of drunkenness.
In ancient times, Wu Song was drunk and beat Jiang Menshen, and now I have Zhao Cheng drunk and chopping down the end of the building.
Zhao Tu couldn't help but pout, Ma Wenhao called himself "Butcher", which was far worse than Jiang Menshen's nickname, and even Zheng Tu, the "Zhenguanxi", was much more domineering than him.
"What are you doing in a daze?"
The proprietress held her waist and angrily reprimanded her subordinates, and the guys who ran the hall hurriedly ran to the account desk and pulled out a few sharp knives from under the table.
The proprietress screamed loudly, staring at the donkey's eyes, looking like she was eating people, don't look at her screaming, but looking at Zhao Qian's calm appearance, where do you dare to go up and cut people?
"Hack him to death! No matter who it is! Whoever can slaughter this kid, I will give him 10,000 taels of silver!"
As soon as these words came out, the entire Drunken Immortal Building was in an uproar, 10,000 taels of silver was not a small amount, a spirit stone in the cultivation realm could be exchanged for three or four hundred taels of silver, and 10,000 taels was also a lot of money for poor and scattered cultivators.
Not to mention the people of this small Guancheng who have worked hard for a few dollars of silver for a month.
Even the "honorable" diners of the Drunken Immortal Building were thrilled when they heard it.
"As long as this kid is slaughtered, no matter who helps, my Drunken Immortal Mansion will also take out five thousand taels of silver for them to divide equally!"
The proprietress is out of the way, anyway, the wool is out of the sheep, and you can return to the cost by charging more rent.
There must be a brave man under the heavy reward, as soon as the proprietress said this, the diners of the entire Zuixian Building were ready to move, and even the people who watched the excitement outside the door wanted to come in and get a piece of the pie.
Looking at the greedy eyes around him, Zhao Qian showed a trace of cruelty in his eyes.
"Boast" smashed the wine jar, Zhao Cheng said arrogantly: "You guys go up together, I, Zhao Tar, am not afraid!"
spoke wildly, arrogant, and those who didn't know thought that Zhao Wei was a tragic warrior who was a man and generous and sad.
Xia Zhiming rolled his eyes on the side, using monks to bully mortals and make such a big battle......
The entire Drunken Immortal Building is like a boiling cauldron, and many good diners also secretly hold weapons, some hold sharp knives in their hands and wait for an opportunity to sneak attack behind Zhao Yuan, and some hold stools upstairs to smash them, but no one dares to make the first move.
Zhao Qian waited for a long time and didn't move, and laughed wildly: "I didn't expect that Xiaoguancheng is a group of bad seeds, if you don't fight, then I'm going to come over." ”
He took a step forward as he spoke.
The crowd in front of him flinched and took a step back.
Zhao Cheng took another step.
A group of people held sharp knives, stunned and did not dare to step forward.
"I want silver!"
I don't know who shouted, and the group of people heard it like they had been beaten with chicken blood, and rushed towards Zhao Jiao with their teeth and claws.
"That's what it looks like......