Netherworld.

Hou Tu also said with a slightly red face: "Senior brother, your seventy-seventh chapter of "Romance of the Gods" records: 'Yuan Shi and all the people went down to the tent to greet Lao Tzu, and the two of them sat ......down on the tent hand in hand'

The eighty-second chapter also recorded: 'Lao Tzu got off the green ox on the horn and joined hands with Yuan Shi to go up the tent......

The two of them won't hold hands with Pan Tao again under the watchful eyes of heaven and earth, right?"

Sun Yuan also smiled strangely: "This is how it was recorded in later generations, and I don't know the specifics, but since the two of them held hands regardless of their image at the Pan Tao meeting, I am afraid that this time it will be." ”

......

Bishui Pass.

I saw Lao Tzu's old song falling, and the green ox got off the banjiao, and the people who lit the lamp also knelt down with a group of old goods to greet him again: "The disciple doesn't know that the master of the sect is coming, and he has missed the welcome, and he hopes to forgive his sins." ”

Lao Tzu is the same as the eighty-third chapter of the later "Romance of the Gods", directly clapping his hands and laughing.

"Bang bang !

"Hahahahaha! The Zhou family is only 800 years old, and the poor road has also come to the red dust three times and four times, it can be seen that the luck is inescapable, why not be afraid of the gods and Buddhas;

Brother Tongtian Xian set up this evil formation to punish the immortals, and resisted the Zhou soldiers, so that Jiang Shang could not go east, what did this mean? Therefore, I came to ask him to see what he had to say to me. ”

Saying that, the two of them openly joined hands again on the reed tent.

But literally, it seems that the two moral immortals are holding hands on the reed canopy.

But in the real scene, two gray-haired old moral immortals, just like the weirdness of two white-haired seventy-year-old male professors in later generations, holding hands and walking in the park together.

......

In an instant, it was far away from the Western Skyrim on the Twelve Grades of Merit Golden Lotus.

Nezha couldn't help blinking his big eyes again and said, "Teacher, why do Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi hold hands?

Zhun Ti also immediately blinked two small eyes and said: "Good disciple, you don't know, that Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi are also the Taoist couples of double cultivation, but they are different from the male and female double cultivation of Yin and Yang, but the two of them are the way of Yang Yang male and male double cultivation." ”

Nezha didn't seem to understand: "Oh." Teacher, how are the two of them going to double cultivate?"

Zhun Ti, who was a roe deer, heard that he had bared his teeth, and he had never brought a child for countless years, and he couldn't help but say interestingly: "Men and men can also double cultivate, and the way of double cultivation opened up for Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi is also the reason why there are no female disciples under his teaching;

As for the methods of Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi's dual cultivation, there are two kinds, one is to turn the dragon upside down, and you don't understand this apprentice, that is, turn their respective things upside down and put them into each other's mouths, or from now on, you will understand in the future. ”

Nezha seemed to understand whether he knew whether he knew whether he frowned and thought about it, and then his little face frowned and wanted to understand what was going on, and he couldn't help but feel disgusted: "Phew! two shameless old people!"

......

The Queen Mother of West Kunlun Yaochi, thirty-three days of Haotian, couldn't help but look weird in an instant, and the two white-haired old men were openly holding hands in front of everyone.

I saw Bishui Pass.

Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi held their hands on the canopy, and Yuan Shi also sighed one after another: "The earthly catastrophe is inevitable even for the gods outside the world, and I am a prisoner, I can't wait for this catastrophe;

Today, the poor Dao is self-dictated, and he has walked in the immortal array first, and has never competed with him. ”

Lao Tzu immediately couldn't help laughing and said: "You just broke him, if he is willing to obey, if he refuses to obey, it is a pity that the teacher is in line with the way of heaven, otherwise he will be taken to Zixiao Palace to see the teacher and see what he says." ”

......

Far away in the western sky.

Nezha couldn't help but wonder again and said, "Teacher, didn't you just say that the Zhuxian Array can't be broken unless the four saints join forces?

Finally, even the roe head rat's Zhun Ti couldn't help but look strange and said: "Good disciple, have you forgotten what the teacher just told you? Anything that the explanator said is not credible, whoever believes it knows;

What the person who explained the sect said should not be taken seriously, and what the sect leader Yuan Shi Tianzun and the master of the sect said should not be taken seriously, the two of them were just deliberately belittling the Tongtian sect master. ”

Nezha: "Oh!"

Thirty-three days of Haotian, he couldn't help but hear the light in his eyes, if in the future, the Lingxiao Treasure Hall would stand in that group of white-haired, hypocritical, insidious, despicable and shameless moral immortals.

And a weird scene that I can't imagine at all.

Immediately after not wanting Nezha's but smart eyes moved, he asked curiously again: "Teacher, why don't you let me wait for the male disciples of Buddhism to touch the female sex?"

Zhun Ti didn't think about it directly: "Because the people of the evil way who I teach in the West are the two major punishments for them, one is not allowed to keep their hair, and the other is not allowed to touch women. ”

Nezha: "But teacher, don't you say that Buddhism is a good way?"

Zhun Ti said without blinking: "Of course, our Buddhism is a good way under the Tao, we have exhausted the evil in this world, so that only good is left in heaven and earth;

Isn't it a good way to let those who are evil not be allowed to keep their hair and not touch women, that is, there is a punishment for evil, and only good is left in heaven and earth?"

......

Bishui Pass.

On a canopy with colorful hanging flowers.

Lao Tzu also saw the Huanglong Zhenren with a golden hoop on his head, and he was so painful that he was unable to breathe when he died.

Immediately after that, Yuan Shi also said lightly: "Brother Dao, Huanglong Zhenren has the misfortune of the golden hoop, the first teacher and the second chief, the poor Dao does not dare to specialize, just wait for the Daoist brother to solve the misfortune of the golden hoop for him." ”

It's not that I can't solve it, but I respect my teacher from the beginning.

When Lao Tzu heard this, he couldn't help but smile again: "You just helped him solve it, why wait for me?"

As he spoke, he pointed out directly, and suddenly a golden light submerged into the golden hoop on Huanglong's real head.

In an instant, a group of old goods, 600,000 soldiers and horses in Xiqi, Haotian and the Queen Mother of Yaochi, who were secretly watching from afar, and the same Western Guidance and Zhun Ti, couldn't help but watch quietly.

And then, there was no then.

Lao Tzu can't even solve it!

Thirty-three days, Haotian couldn't help but be weird.

The Queen Mother of West Kunlun Yaochi also couldn't help but look strange, and once again couldn't help but search aimlessly between heaven and earth: 'Senior brother, where are you?'

The Western roe deer rat couldn't help but laugh with two small eyes.

The two old goods sang and pretended to be harmonious for a long time, and even showed off their feelings, but they didn't want Yuan Shi to pit Lao Tzu in the end, and Lao Tzu couldn't solve it.

In an instant, Lao Tzu's face couldn't help but be ugly, and he pointed out again, only to see that another golden light had submerged into the golden hoop on Huanglong's real head, and there was still no reaction.

Finally, Lao Tzu couldn't help but say lightly: "This is the misfortune of the real person of Huanglong, it is the image of the Heavenly Dao, even I can't solve it." Since I'm here, I'll also go and see his Immortal Array. ”

So as he spoke, the two of them went down the reed tent hand in hand again, and this time they didn't let a group of old moral disciples line up in front.

As a result, seeing the Ten Thousand Immortal Array, although the Zhu Immortal Array made the two unable to see through, the Ten Thousand Immortal Array couldn't hide the eyes of the two saints, and Lao Tzu couldn't help but look at Yuan Shi and pointed at the Ten Thousand Immortal Array and said:

According to me, there are always indiscriminate harvests regardless of categories, so in terms of the depth of the roots, how can they be immortals? This time, the jade is self-divided, and the shallow and deep see each other. The robbed are not in vain, but they can sigh!"