Chapter 38 Arson Plan [1st Update]
Although the old host was half angry to death, he still instructed the child to clean up the four meditation halls, send clean covers, and ask his disciple Guangzhi to bring a word.
"Dao Chief, it's night, you also have to change your clothes, and I will borrow that Taoist robe from my master to wear, and I will definitely send it back early tomorrow morning." ”
"Want to wear it?" Xie Yun said with a smile.
Guangzhi's eyes lit up, and he asked in surprise: "Dao Chief, did you agree?"
"Fuck off, tell your master, if you want to wear it, then you can sleep, there will be milk in your dreams, bread will be there, and poor clothes will naturally be available. ”
"Dao Chang......" Guangzhi was speechless, and wanted to intercede again.
Bang!
Xie Yun closed the door directly and went back to sleep.
"Hey, hey, Daoist has always said the same, tell your master, die, hahaha. The Tiger Demon opened the door and teased.
"Ahem, my grandson will tell you the most likely way to get the robe. Sun Wukong also opened the door, looked at Guangzhi with a sincere face, and said, "Dream it." ”
Sun Wukong and the tiger demon looked at each other, and laughed tacitly.
They like to do the things that fall into the well.
Bang!
Li Mingda kicked open the door angrily and said, "If you two don't sleep at night, then recite "Three Hundred Children's Songs", and I will check it tomorrow morning." ”
"Slipped, slipped. The tiger demon quickly closed the door.
"Senior sister, I just washed my hair and ears got into the water, and I'm a little deaf, what did you just say? No matter, I'm tired, go to bed first, good night." Sun Wukong also closed the door.
Guangzhi stood in the aisle awkwardly, and complained in his heart: Isn't it just a little girl, looking at the two of you like quails?
"This female benefactor, can you help the poor monk go in and ask for a robe?" Guangzhi tidied up the monk's robe, revealing a smiling face that he thought was very handsome, and walked confidently towards Li Mingda.
Before he came to the Guanyin Zen Temple, he was a fairy meat that ate with his face, and now he charmed a little girl with his personal charm, and the problem should not be very big.
Ah!
Guangzhi covered his crotch, fell to the ground in pain and convulsed, tears streaming down his face, this girl is not a good person!
When it comes up, it is to cut off the feet of the children and grandchildren, and the strength is still great.
"Get out, this princess has a habit of cleanliness, and only I can touch my master's clothes. After Li Mingda finished speaking, he completely closed the door.
Half a day later, Guangzhi got up with difficulty, clamped his legs, and moved to the old host's room to report one by one.
"Master, those people are evil, let's eat and drink well, they don't know how to be grateful, and they want to beat the apprentices, you have to make the decision for me!" Guangzhi threw himself into the arms of the old host with tears in his eyes.
"What? You didn't arrive, you waste, get out of the way!" The old host's face changed, and Guangzhi, who was flying away, also threw himself on the bed, crying: "Guanyin Bodhisattva, the disciple's life is really bitter!"
Borrow some clothes, one of my own wishes, this little thing is not willing to help!
In the past, whoever dared to disobey himself would have chopped up and fed the dog in the middle of the night, but Xie Yun's group was pierced and attacked hard, and the odds of winning were not great;
Sad!
"Master, don't cry, you have a plan to ensure that you can get that robe. Guangzhi leaned over and said.
The old host got up, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and said with a straight face: "Don't mess around, those people are from the Tang Dynasty, and they also have some friendship with Guanyin Bodhisattva." ”
"Hehe, who is the apprentice?
"You listen to my arrangement, and I guarantee that you can get the robe, and you don't have to take on any responsibilities. ”
When the old host heard this, he immediately became happy and asked, "Good boy, what do you think?"
"Master, do you know that there is a mountain to the west of our Zen Temple, the mountain is called Black Wind Mountain, there is a hole in the mountain, the hole is called Black Wind Cave, and there is a black bear spirit with infinite magic living in the Black Wind Cave. ”
"If you have something to say, don't go around. The old host was very unhappy, slapped Guangzhi's bald head, and urged.
"Master, that black bear spirit is a mallet, he loves cooking, we just need to promise him a lot of profits and ask him to steal the robe. ”
"There are so many people in that group, the black bear spirit can't deal with it, and if we are caught, we will be put in. The old host said worriedly.
"The tiger demon of the strong man, the thin Monkey King, the pampered Xie Yun and the seemingly non-threatening Li Mingda are all easy to say, how can the little white dragon deal with it?"
"It's a dragon!"
turned into a fly, Sun Wukong, who was lying on Guangzhi's back and eavesdropping, had a black line on his face, no matter how he looked at it, the little white dragon didn't look like the main force of the battle!
Ignorance is not a fault, but ignorance is still messing around, something big is going to happen, and there is a good show to watch tonight.
"Master, it's up to us. Guangzhi touched the big bald head and said with a sinister smile: "Tonight, when they are asleep, let's get some firewood, surround those people's meditation rooms, and set fire to them." ”
"Even if they can't burn to death, they will be in a mess and run out to put out the fire, and then the black bear spirit will have a chance to attack. ”
"Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful!" the old host said when he heard this, and stroked his palms and praised.
"Apprentice, you go to the Black Wind Mountain to find the black bear spirit now, ask him to steal the robe at night, and take people to carry firewood for the teacher. ”
After the master and apprentice left separately, they didn't notice a fly lying in the house, and now the Chinese New Year is approaching, and it is winter.
"A group of fools, do you look down on my grandson or my master?"
After the fly landed on the ground and turned into Sun Wukong, he also shook his head and returned to the meditation room.
Don't be too troublesome, this matter has to be decided by the master, otherwise it will be another kick, Sun Wukong touched the monkey's buttocks, and quickly made the right decision.
Knock knock!
Xie Yun was about to fall asleep when he was woken up by a knock on the door.
"Master, I am an old grandson, and I have something important to report. ”
"It's not a big deal, I skinned your monkey for the teacher. Xie Yun yawned, got up and opened the door and said angrily.
"Master, I found out that the group of black monks wanted to carry firewood and wanted to burn us. ”
"What?" Xie Yun was stunned.
What kind of international joke, in addition to threatening Li Mingda, who else can ordinary mortal fire burn?
This group of monks in the Guanyin Monastery is not very bright!
"System, I reported that someone was going to burn us. ”
"Ding! In the verification of the reporting system, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting the old host and rewarding the host with a chaotic aura. ”
"Ding! In the verification of the reporting system, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting Guangzhi and rewarding the host with a chaotic qi. ”
"Ding! In the verification of the reporting system, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting the black bear spirit and rewarding the host with five chaotic qi. ”
"Ding! The reporting system is verifying the ......"
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Ding-dong, after thirty or forty system prompts, Xie Yun made a small fortune, but which onion is the black bear essence?
Xie Yun rubbed his face, and after adding a fire-fighting formation to Li Mingda's room, he touched Sun Wukong's head and said: "Wukong, if this kind of bad thing can be reported in the future, don't notify the teacher in advance, if the teacher doesn't sleep well, he will be short-tempered, and if he is short-tempered, he likes to beat people, and beating people is most likely to hit you." ”
"Forget about it today, don't bother to be a teacher in the future, especially when you sleep. ”
"Yes, master. Sun Wukong swallowed dryly and said.
Xie Yun turned around, and when he closed the door, he threw out a peach and said, "I'm rewarding you, use your brains more in the future, don't always fight and kill, watch well tonight, study hard, and see how the teacher handles this matter." ”
Sun Wukong caught the peach, and after three seconds of silence for the monks of the Guanyin Monastery, he also slept in the room.
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