Wang Mou saw the familiar figure of Master Yuantong, smiled awkwardly and said, "Master, is this going out to make a fate?"

Master Yuantong also looked very embarrassed, touched his bare head and said: "Yes, the old man went to a restaurant today to make a fortune, and the owner of the restaurant was very gracious, so he had a few drinks." ”

"Fart!" Hu Goudan scolded: "Do you think I don't know who you are?" I also drank a few glasses, and I knew that you were going to drink flower wine when I saw that you were full of wine, okay, I will go to the Island of Ten Thousand Beasts to find my father later, and let him clean you up." ”

Master Yuantong was shocked when he saw Hu Goudan like this, thinking of the terrifying cultivation of his future father-in-law and the bad things he had done to Hu Goudan over the years, Master Yuantong's cold sweat couldn't help but flow down.

"Dog, don't make trouble, I won't bother Lao Taishan with this little thing, don't I just go to drink some wine. Master Yuantong smiled wryly.

Hu Goudan couldn't help but snort coldly when he looked at Master Yuantong's shameless appearance, and turned around not to look at him.

Master Yuantong also looked very embarrassed when he saw Hu Goudan's appearance, and stood aside with his head at a loss.

Wang Mou looked at the appearance of this pair of happy enemies, and knew that this deadlock still had to be solved by himself, so he stepped forward and said to Master Yuantong with a wink.

"Master, don't look at the dog egg fairy like this now, in fact, you think about it very much along the way, otherwise we wouldn't have come to the Great Electric Music Temple. You're right. ”

As soon as Wang Mou's words fell, Hu Goudan went up and kicked Wang Mou. "Fart, when did my mother think about this dead ghost, if I hadn't helped your friend this time, I wouldn't have come. ”

After all, Master Yuantong is also a scumbag, and he instantly understood what Wang Mou meant just now, grabbed Hu Goudan's hand, and said affectionately.

"Dog, I didn't expect your heart to be the same as mine, in fact, the reason why I went to drink was to drink to drown my sorrows, since I left you, I miss you all the time. ”

Although Hu Goudan said that his strength is relatively strong, after all, he is still a girl who has not been deeply involved in the world or a young tiger, and he is naturally powerless to fight back in the face of an old scumbag like Master Yuantong, looking at the affectionate eyes of Master Yuantong, Hu Goudan can't help but be a little moved.

"Is this true?"

"That's nature, how can I lie to you, my thoughts about you are as deep as the sea, as high as the mountains, all this is proof that I miss you. ”

Wang Mou looked at the two of them who were fighting the same thing at this time, and couldn't help but shoot a resentful gaze like a raging flame of FFF at the two of them with the resentment of a single dog.

"Show affection and die quickly. Master Yuantong, you are such a wave, sooner or later you will suffer retribution. Wang Mou muttered to himself, but he didn't know that Wang Mou's words were a prophecy, and the scumbag Master Yuantong really suffered retribution.

I saw that Hu Dog Egg and Master Yuantong had already spent the moon at this time, and the beauty was infinite, but Master Yuantong was cheap for a while, and he actually took out a handkerchief from his arms to brush off the dust on Hu Dog Egg.

But the problem is in this handkerchief, Hu Dog Dan is also a big demon after all, at a glance I can see that this handkerchief is a woman's style, and I snatched this handkerchief over.

"Whose is this!" Hu Goudan stared at the Yuantong master.

Master Yuantong saw Hu Goudan grabbing this handkerchief, and he wanted to cut off his cheap hand. MD, why are you so cheap?

But since the incident has happened, then I can only think of a way to hide this matter.

"This, this, oh, by the way, didn't I go for a drink, this is a gift from someone's hotel. Master YTO had an idea and came up with this solution.

"Hotel?" Hu Goudan looked a little puzzled, and looked at the handkerchief carefully, "What hotel, why do you still send handkerchiefs." ”

"This, this, this, the first floor in the world, after all, it is the first hotel in the world, so sending a handkerchief seems to be thoughtful. "Master Yuantong's abacus is very good, the consumption on the first floor of the world is extremely high, and people like Hu Dog Egg who are more diligent and thrifty should not confirm it.

But what Master Yuantong didn't know was that he had now hit the iron plate, and he saw Hu Goudan glancing at the lack of money and said, "Old Qian, what he said is true, you still have handkerchiefs." ”

"This ...... Probably, I don't know. The lack of money smiled awkwardly, not knowing how to answer.

Hu Dog Egg Tiger was stunned, and a kind of aura of the king of all beasts on his body was about to burst out, where would he dare to lie in this situation if he was not rich enough, and said directly: "No, absolutely not, I have never had such a business on the first floor of the world." ”

"What else do you have to say?" Hu Goudan glanced at Master Yuantong, who was trembling at this time, and this terrifying momentum seemed to say, "What other words do you have?" ”

Master Yuantong was shocked, and said in his heart how could Hu Goudan be so sure, but at this time, the voice that Wang Mou sent to him told him the truth of the matter.

"Master, you better accept your fate, the guy he asked is the young shopkeeper on the first floor of the world. ”

Master Yuantong heard Wang Mou say this, tears suddenly flowed down unhappily, this is really a bad year, I only saved so much money in a month and was about to go out to drink a flower wine and was discovered by Hu Goudan, I originally wanted to tell a lie and was exposed on the spot, should I read the transfer sutra a few more times after that.

But Master Yuantong has not finished explaining his future before he should be bitten by Hu Gou Dan, after all, Hu Dog Dan is also a tiger demon, this bite is a pain in the heart.

Wang Mou looked at the harmonious scene in front of him, and couldn't help but sigh: "Master Yuantong is worthy of being a Buddhist monk, and this courage to sacrifice himself to feed the tiger is really beyond the reach of us mortals. ”

In the end, after Hu Goudan vented the anger in his heart, Master Yuantong basically didn't have a complete place on his body, and at this time, he was crying and mourning and taking Wang Mou and others into the Dadianyin Temple. 、

The two little monks who came to check on the situation at the beginning were following Master Yuantong with a smile at this time, and the flushed appearance made Master Yuantong feel even more ashamed.

"That master, didn't Li Tieniu go back to the temple with you, how is Tieniu doing now?" Wang Mou looked at the temple in front of him and suddenly remembered this matter, so he asked Master Yuantong.

"Tie Niu, don't say this kid, it's very good, and his comprehension of Buddhism is also in place, and the presiding officer of the temple is ready to let him inherit a unique secret book, and his future achievements are estimated to be no less. ”

"What cheats?" Wan Fazi suddenly drilled out of Wang Mou's body as soon as he heard the cheats, and for Wan Fazi, there was nothing more exciting for him than cheats.

Master Yuantong glanced at Wan Fazi, a little surprised, and asked Wang Mou, "Are you a machine spirit?"

"Yes, Master, you should have seen him last time, but last time he was in the form of an old man. ”

"Your machine spirit will rejuvenate!" Master Yuantong said in surprise: "What is this method, tell me quickly, if I have this method, I can find a girl, no, there is more time to match the dog." ”

Master Yuantong almost said that he leaked, but fortunately he braked urgently at the last moment, which avoided the tragedy of feeding the tiger again.

"This, this method is a bit weird, so for the sake of your life safety Master, it's better not to try it, but Master, what is that cheat you are talking about? "Wang Mou is a little embarrassed, it can't be said that Master Yuantong will die once, and then he can be rejuvenated.

"Well, that's it, forget it. The exercises to be inherited by the Iron Ox are said to be eighteen bronze figures. ”

"Eighteen bronze people, it seems that this is a group gain-type exercise. Wan Fazi touched his chin and said.

"No, it's a monolithic exercise. ”

"What kind of thing, isn't it called the Eighteen Bronze Figures! Isn't this supposed to require any of the eighteen to cultivate together in order to have full power!"

"No, the function of this exercise is to take the initiative to turn the eighteen people around him into bronze figures, so as to achieve the effect of restricting the enemy. ”

“......”

Wang Mou heard Master Yuantong's description of this exercise, and he sighed infinitely in his heart, it really deserves to be called the great electric sound temple of Buddhism, and it is really not something serious.

"By the way, what are you doing here, it's not really like the dog misses me. "Master Yuantong is also a person with an extremely long reflex arc, and it was only at this time that he remembered to ask Wang Mou and others the purpose of this trip.

So Wang Mou told him the original reason for coming to Dadianyin Temple.

"Oh, I see, who is trapped by the ghosts. Master Yuantong nodded and said.

"Master, it's a slave. An extremely gentle Desheng Ying came from the back of the line, and saw a charming little girl standing up from behind.

Wang Mou couldn't help but shudder when he saw the drama like this, and the strange habit of cross-dressing broke out again.

But I didn't expect Master Yuantong to eat this set, and when I saw the girl who was transformed by the play, my eyes were golden.

"Girl, don't worry, it is my Buddhist duty to eliminate demons and defend the way, not to mention that the girl is so beautiful, how can I bear to let such a beautiful flower wither. ”

"Egg fairy, I'll try this out for you, you have to ensure the success of my ceremony. The actor shouted loudly as he touched the makeup off his face.

"I'm going!male!" Master Yuantong was shocked, but when he looked back and saw Hu Goudan's angry eyes, Master Yuantong knew that he was going to feed the tiger again this time.

But as soon as Master Yuantong put on a heroic posture, he heard a voice sound behind Master Yuantong.

"Yuantong, are these people your friends? Buddha Gate Pure Land, how can you let ordinary people disturb you!"

Wang Mou looked back and saw an old monk in a hundred robes standing aside, his eyes looking very unfriendly.

Hearing this, Hu Goudan naturally didn't dare to appear too pretentious, and he didn't dare to speak when he stood aside, so Master Yuantong escaped.

"Master, these people are indeed my friends, and they have come here because they need our help in something. ”

The old monk stroked his beard and pretended to be careless and said, "What help can we give to others, our ruined temple, you see that no one has come to donate incense for so many years." ”

As soon as Wang Mou heard this, he instantly understood, and he talked about the lack of money, and he realized that the money was not enough.

I saw that Qian was not enough to walk forward with a smile, and reached out to take out a few high-grade spirit stones, and the old monk looked straight at a glance.

"This master, it is indeed our fault to disturb the pure land of Buddhism, this little incense money should be our apology, let's leave. ”

But before he could turn around with insufficient money, the old monk grabbed the lack of money and said with a smile on his face.

"This donor, what are you doing in such a hurry, my Dadianyin Temple has always been known for its hospitality, where is there a reason to drive guests away, Yuantong does not take these distinguished guests into the meditation room to speak. ”

Master Yuantong hurriedly stepped forward to receive the order, and at the same time said to Wang Mou: "Boy, the person you are looking for is this old man who is not ashamed, deal with him, you just use the money to smash it." ”

(To be continued, there may be some of the last few chapters that are not very good descriptions of Buddhism, not that Buddhism is not respectful, one is that the style of this book is more cheerful and cheerful, and the second is that Mr. You Benchang's Jigong has a deep influence on me, and I also want to depict the kind of monk who laughs and scolds all into articles, and third, because in my concept Buddhism is to seek a great freedom, if you can't even tolerate a few words, where is there still freedom, so if there is disrespect for Buddhists in these chapters, please bear with me)