Chapter 207: Five Hundred Years on Earth
But it's a few black-haired veterans.
One person is a bald old man with a Mediterranean Sea on his head, and he can't help sighing: "I don't want to wait but ignore such a person, who can live to this day, but he can be regarded as a hero on the human side, and he can't be the former Ji Chang." ”
The deformed big meat head said: "Usually joy and anger are invisible, but they can be controlled naturally, when they want to be happy, when they want to cry, they cry when they want to cry, but this is a moral person of my generation." ”
The immortal Yu Ji, who has died, said: "I have thrown my brothers away again and again to flee for my life, and I have thrown my own women and children away again and again, and I can do it again and again, it is indeed a moral person like me." ”
The old man blinked: "He once ate a woman, and he is indeed a moral man like us." ”
The bald old Taoist muttered: "It's just that today we can help him escape, but we can't make him my Taoist god, otherwise the saint will return in the future, but the wisdom of the fourth uncle is the most terrifying person, I'm afraid I will be able to guess that we have interfered in the affairs of the world again." ”
The deformed old man said: "How about letting the three brothers become the gods of the Western Sect? Now that the Western Sect has also settled in Yuquan Mountain, it seems that he is trying to accept the three of his brothers into the Western Sect as gods in the future." ”
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Yaochi Heavenly Palace.
The fairy in seven clothes has nothing to do, and she can't help but look at the Romance of the Three Kingdoms together.
The fairy in purple couldn't help but turn to the nineteenth chapter and said: "You say that the nineteenth chapter is recorded, it won't really happen in the world." ”
The fairy in green: "Then Liu Bei has abandoned his brother three times, leaving his women and children to flee for his life, obviously in his heart, everything is not as important as his own life." ”
The soap-clothed fairy also nodded: "Indeed." Otherwise, how could a responsible man leave his women and children behind and run for his life? ”
Fairy in Tsing Yi: "So this nineteenth chapter records that she eats a woman, and it will really happen in the world." ”
The fairy in red sighed: "Alas, this Liu Bei is the most hypocritical person in the world. ”
The fairy in yellow: "This Orion Liu An, there is only one thatched hut at home, but there are three mothers and wives living in the house, Liu An killed his wife in the kitchen next door, will there be no movement?"
However, Liu Bei pretended not to know, but only waited for Liu An to prepare food, and Xiaopei in the world was only hundreds of miles away from Xudu, and he could escape by horse in one day, so he didn't need to eat any food.
It was impossible for him not to know that Liu An had killed his wife and cut meat for him to eat, but he still ate it, and it was not until the next day that he 'discovered' that Liu An's wife had been killed in the kitchen. ”
The plain-clothed fairy also sighed: "In Liu Bei's eyes, since he can leave his wife three times and run for his life, it is obvious that his dearest wife is not as important as his own life in his heart."
Even his wife is not as important as his own life, and he uses other people's wives as food, but he is echoing this Liu Bei. It's just that poor human woman died like this.
The people who respect Liu Bei so much, but they are all people who can kill their wives and give Liu Bei to eat, is it possible that their mother is a human being, and their wives are not human beings?
If Liu An didn't have a wife, would he kill his mother for Liu Bei to eat?"
The fairy in red sighed: "Human, no wonder the fourth master is reluctant to meddle in humans. You say, will there be people who worship that Liu Bei in the future?"
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A human world that no one cares about in the Three Realms.
The land of Tanxi in the desolate world.
Well, that's right, Liu Bei once again left his brother, wife, and children, and left everyone to flee for his life, and in the blink of an eye, he fled for many miles, and suddenly saw a big stream blocking the road, the stream was several feet wide, and its waves were very tight.
In an instant, I couldn't help but feel bitter in my heart, as for running away with my 'brother', but when I first worshipped, I was broken by an old man, and I didn't have any brotherhood at all, so how could my own life matter?
Especially for the second brother Guan Yu's two-foot-and-a-half-meter-long beard, the three of them eat at the same table and sleep together.
The half-meter-long beard looks handsome, but when you wash your face in the morning, you don't wash your beard?
If you don't wash your beard for a long time, you will naturally have a smell, and sometimes you will urinate on your beard when you squat in the toilet, and the smell makes it smell again, which is simply indescribable.
The same key point is that the three brothers are all upright and prime, usually outsiders, and when they also show brotherhood in front of themselves, they can eat at the same table, but the key is when they sleep together.
Three greasy old men in their thirties sleep in the same bed, but they all have physiological needs and physiological needs, especially when they are hugged by the second and third brothers at night in winter, it is impossible to sleep in clothes in winter, and it feels like the scene is even more indescribable.
It's a pity that the two brothers just can't get rid of each other, and they always don't die.
As for the beautification of Guan Yu in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, it is obvious that although the current desolate world is basically the same as the record of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms in later generations, it seems to be the same as the history of the earth in later generations.
That is, Guan Yu in this desolate world, but it is the same as recorded in the history of the earth in later generations, and Guan Yu has never beautified the Romance of the Three Kingdoms and beautified Guan Yu Wenjiu and cut Huaxiong, nor has he ever passed five passes and killed six generals.
In fact, in Liu Bei's heart, Guan Yu is just a scheming and forceful person.
Because normal people will keep their beards to be two feet and a half meters long? Do they wash their faces in the morning? What should they do when they squat in the toilet? When they cross the toilet with a woman, their beard will hang down on the woman.
The actual half-meter-long beard is only disgusting, and it is obvious that only mentally abnormal people will grow that long.
So seeing that Daxi was blocking the road, Liu Bei finally sighed at the end of the road: "I'm dead this time." ”
finally got rid of the two brothers, but they have reached a dead end, but they don't know that this time the two will still not die.
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Secretly a few veterans.
The old man said: "If it is a moral person like me, let's save him from a catastrophe, and then let this war last for decades, and tens of millions of more human beings will die." ”
Immortal Daoist Yu Ji nodded: "Good." Let human beings fight each other like this, and tens of millions of people die, but it is better than the Emperor Taiyi of the Flood and Wilderness himself, even if the fourth uncle returns, I can't say what I'm waiting for. ”
The bald old man said: "That Eastern Wu wants to surrender Cao Wei, but he can't let this world be unified, just to support this Liu Bei, in order to make the world more chaotic, and if there is a few more decades of war, there will be no one in the death of mankind." ”
The old man blinked: "I'm afraid that as many as 45 million human beings will die by then, will the fourth senior uncle investigate the cause and effect of this in the future?"
Immortal Yu Ji Lao said: "Brother Dao turned into an old immortal in Nanhua, but it was a flash in the pan in the world, how could the fourth senior brother know that we were waiting? Besides, if Liu Guanzhang finally became the god of the Western Sect again, it would have nothing to do with us." ”
So no one in the Three Realms knew, and no one cared about the human Liu Bei eating people in the human world, and no one knew that Liu Bei jumped across Tanxi and escaped a catastrophe that could not have escaped.
In the blink of an eye, time passed with the world.
Suddenly, on this day, the world was desolate Yuquan Mountain.