Seeing the senior brother Antarctic Immortal, both of them couldn't help but be startled, there was a big sarcoma on the top of the brain, and then there was a circle of white hair around the head, and the two small eyes blinked and blinked, but how obscene they looked.

Especially always with a look of hehehehe: Could it be that the gods in the sky are like this?

At least Jiang Ziya was really shocked.

Yuan Shi Tianzun also directly introduced to the two: "This is the elder brother of the two of you, the Antarctic Immortal, and in the future, the Antarctic Immortal will pass on the Taoism of the two of you, and the two of you will retreat first." ”

Soon Jiang Ziya and Shen Gongbao withdrew from the Yuxu Palace.

Immediately after that, Yuan Shi Tianzun immediately instructed the White Crane Boy: "You go and ask the master to come, and you will talk about discussing the matter of sealing the gods." ”

The white crane boy bowed: "Yes, master." ”

The white crane boy also went directly out of the Jade Void Palace.

Yuan Shi Tianzun then immediately instructed the Antarctic Immortal Weng: "Those two are key gods, you are responsible for taking care of the two of them, and there is no need to pass on the true Taoism of the two of them;

I see that the mercury and lead things in this heaven and earth are quite toxic to the human body, you can refine the elixir with the mercury and lead things and take it with the two of them to cultivate, and you can also properly pass on some simple Dao methods and retreats;

I don't like women's bodies, you can teach the two of them the Taoist technique that women's feces and urine can be used to subdue demons, and tell the two of them that women in heaven and earth are all sluts, and the most poisonous in the world is women's hearts;

The two of them are the key to the future Lord's heaven and earth, when the woman's body can be beaten into a catastrophe, and she will always be under the man of heaven and earth, you go. ”

Obviously, the Antarctic Immortal has long lost its male characteristics, and he is also a person who does not like the female body of heaven and earth.

And although Sun Yuan didn't know how Yuan Shi Tianzun would teach Jiang Ziya, he knew the records of the battle of the gods in later generations.

That is, during the battle of the gods, first Fugen Zhenren sang in front of countless human beings: "...... Mo Dao has many changes in this, and the 'mercury and lead' are exhausted. ”

And telling human beings that as long as they take mercury and lead, they can become immortals, is to eliminate mercury and lead and be blessed.

Huang Long Zhenren also composed a song: "Lead and mercury, born of congenital, upside down the sun and moon with Kun Gan ......"

It also tells humans that mercury and lead are produced from innate origin, and humans can use them to cultivate immortals.

Even the sage Lao Tzu personally composed a song: "The two doors are more mysterious, mercury and lead meet and the ...... of the fetal immortals" tells humans to take mercury and lead in order to become immortals.

After that, the Tongtian Sect Master composed another song: "Non-lead mercury has been refined in the furnace for a long time, and the immortal life outside the thing is the ...... of the immortals" to tell mankind that the people of the immortal Tao have refined it in the furnace, and it has never been the mercury and lead that is poisonous to the human body!

And a book in later generations, "Romance of the Gods", also recorded that Jiang Ziya scolded his wife for being a slut, and scolding his wife for being a slut, why should he add a woman who covers all women in heaven and earth?

Could it be that the sage Nuwa Niangniang is not a female stream? Isn't the Queen Mother of Yaochi a female stream?

Later, he wrote a poem: "The mouth of the green bamboo snake, the needle on the tail of the wasp, the two are self-sufficient, and the most poisonous woman's heart." ”

The most poisonous woman's heart also covers all women, so how much does Jiang Ziya hate women?

If it is not enough to explain Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi's dislike of women, then where did Jiang Ziya learn the Taoist technique of subduing demons with women's feces and urine recorded in the ninetieth chapter of the later "Romance of the Gods"?

The most important thing is to explain the disciples Lei Zhenzi, Ling Zhuzi, and Yang Jian, but they are all convinced, and they really went to find the woman's feces and urine, and then dealt with the clairvoyance of Chengtang Dashang's side.

Yang Jian also gave Jiang Ziya a plan because he was defeated by Zhang Kui, the human general on the side of Chengtang Dashang, which can be said to kill his mother first, and then capture Zhang Kui.

How despicable and shameless is the way to capture a person, but to kill the person's mother first? Not long after, Shen Gongbao will also doubt his life and say: I, the people of the demon clan who have attained the Dao, will be afraid of women's feces and urine? Why have I never been afraid for thousands of years? Didn't that Taoist trick me?

Jiang Ziya's so-called Taoist technique of using women's feces and urine to subdue demons is an obvious insult to all mothers, sisters, and daughters in heaven and earth, and an insult to all women in the world.

......

Soon Lao Tzu also came to the Yuxu Palace, and he could also see the physique of Jiang Ziya and Shen Gongbao at a glance, and he actually had the blood of Shennong of Wulian Mountain in his body.

Then inside the Jade Void Palace.

Lao Tzu couldn't help but be slightly surprised: "I don't want to be reincarnated into two people, and reincarnated into the descendants of the Three Emperors Shennong, how are the virtuous brothers going to arrange?"

Yuan Shi also said lightly: "It can be said that Haotian and I committed the misfortune of the red dust with the twelve disciples of the Dao Brother, and the killing and punishment were imminent, and he was ordered to be the first twelve ministers of the immortals;

Then let me explain, humane, and intercept the three religions to talk together, and there are 365 gods, and he will be in charge of the god list after the gods are sealed in the future, and Jiang Shang should enjoy the blessings of this life. ”

Lao Tzu couldn't help nodding when he heard this: "Good." In terms of the virtuous brother's calculation, the Sun Yuan Pan Sect and Western Buddhism are just the left way of the Daomen, and this plan can just get rid of the Tongtian Sect. ”

Yuan Shi muttered again: "Why don't I go and discuss with Brother Dao with that Tongtian, and deliberately reveal that the two of us want to interfere in the replacement of the human dynasty;

With his character, there will inevitably be arrangements to hinder the two of us, and when the time comes, he can take the opportunity to slaughter all the immortals under his sect, and then destroy the Tang Dashang Dynasty under the Sun Yuanpan sect. ”

Lao Tzu shook his head: "That Chengtang Dashang may not have anything to do with that Sun Yuanpan Sect, the teacher once said that the Immortal Array is not unbreakable for the four saints, when there can be no fake, but the two of us still need the help of the two of them." ”

......

As a result, a moment later, the East China Sea Immortal Realm True Realm Biyou Palace.

Tongtian's face couldn't help but darken.

Yuan Shi said lightly: "...... There is no way to become a soup, the number of qi is the end, the Zhou room is benevolent, and the luck is prosperous, this is the image of the heavens, Jiang Shangdang is in charge of the god list, and the gods are three hundred and sixty-five. ”

Lao Tzu was faint and silent.

Tongtian couldn't help but say with a dark face: "How is the soup so unreasonable?"

Yuan Shi continued to say lightly: "This is the image of the heavens, the soup is extinguished, the Zhou room is prosperous, and the virtuous brother cannot stop the days." ”

Tongtian had a cold face: "Hmph, why haven't I seen the number of days of the Heavenly Hanging Image? And the teacher is not under me, I am the only one waiting for the three sects, why don't Brother Daoist call the Panjiao and Buddhism together?"

Lao Tzu immediately said lightly: "At this time, Sun Yuan has been punished by heaven and does not know where he went?

That Buddhism is located in the west, and it is only the left side of the Taoist gate, but only my three religions can be orthodox. (The two Westerners still want to help the two of us, and they are about to destroy your sect, so they can't call the Buddhism together.) ）”

......

So a three-religion discussion and a discussion of the god list couldn't help but break up unhappily.

In the thirty-third day of the Heavenly Court, Haotian couldn't help but say with a gloomy face: "When did I dare to order you to wait for the Immortal Heads to be the twelve ministers?" ’

However, there are three hundred and sixty-five righteous gods in the Heavenly Court, and they can be in charge of the god list in the future, which also has a great temptation, and it is better than not even having the qualifications to ask about the affairs of the human race.

The unfortunate Heavenly Court at the moment is not qualified to intervene in human affairs.

As a result, Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi left, and Tongtian couldn't help but look gloomy for a long time, and then summoned the eldest disciple Duobao Daoren, and the Golden Spirit Holy Mother, the head of all the female fairies, to Biyou Palace.

also directly ordered: "Do you two know what those two uncles said?"

Duobao Daoist and Our Lady of the Golden Spirit couldn't help but bow down at the same time and said, "The disciple doesn't know. ”

The Tongtian Sect Master snorted lightly with a faint face: "Hmph, but the two of them want to interfere in the change of human dynasties again, saying that his disciples have committed murder and robbery, but they want to use human beings to complete the robbery;

(The teacher asked me to take charge of the four swords of the Heavenly Dao, but he asked me to take charge of the Heavenly Dao to kill, and the two of them did not personally intervene during the Yanhuang War, but I was not easy to come forward;

At this time, since the two of them have borrowed the human race to complete the catastrophe, then I will take charge of a Heavenly Dao killing, and I want to stop the two of them for the human race. ）

What do you say to me that the soup will be destroyed, the Zhou room will be happy, and you want to ask for the Xiqi 'Ji family', replace the Chengtang Dashang, and seal the gods and the world, what can you two do to stop that Xiqi?"