Chapter Twenty-Five: Insufficient Qualifications (New Book for Support)
"I don't want to lose my temper with you mortals, because I'm a real person, and a real person is empty. Zhao Zhenren's expression was grim: "Again, it's the last time, you and I have different identities, and I want to use you." ”
"I was wrong. ”
Jiang Fang nodded again and again, like a schoolboy who had made a mistake.
There is no way, people have to bow their heads under the eaves.
This is Peeping Tianju, and Zhao Zhenren is the "real person" of Peeping Tianju, if Jiang Fang is presumptuous here, as long as Zhao Zhenren snaps his fingers, those fanatical fans outside the door will attack Jiang Fangqun.
No matter how you say it, you are also a modern person who has experienced the baptism of human feelings, Jiang Fang understands the meaning of judging the situation and sizing up the situation, and before he has enough strength, rashly pretending to be forced will only become fertilizer.
"Good attitude, non-rotten wood also. Zhao Zhenren bowed his head, "What did you want to say just now?"
"Zhao Zhenren, your previous explanation was too profound, I don't understand. Jiang Fang said honestly, "Can you make it simpler?"
"If you don't understand, that's right. The avenue is like the sky, how can you and other ordinary people understand?"
Even though he had only studied the Tao for two years, Zhao Zhenren still mastered the essence of a cultivator - Forced Ge!
As long as it is forced, wearing a sack is also the emperor's new clothes.
No wonder he can become one of the five fortune tellers in Xinyang County.
Jiang Fang nodded secretly, and decided to change the "Xinyang County First God Calculation" on the text panel to "Heaven does not give birth to Jianghang, and Taoism is like a long night" after going back.
"Do you have any other questions?" Zhao Zhenren smiled toothlessly: "If not, then please go back." There are still many people waiting outside, and real people can't ignore sentient beings because you are alone. ”
"One last question. Jiang Fang said seriously: "Zhao Zhenren, what's the matter with the scars on your face?"
"You ask this?"
Zhao Zhenren stretched out his hand and stroked the earthworm-like scar on the left side of his face: "This is a thrilling past, and there is a singing and crying story in it." Would you like to hear this story?"
Jiang Fang nodded: "Yes." ”
"This real person is in a good mood today, so I'll tell you. Zhao Zhenren's eyes were profound, as if he saw the auspicious clouds beyond the nine heavens: "A long, long time ago, the demons of heaven and earth were rampant, and in order to guard the demons, a monk who could be called a hero appeared in Xinyang County. The monk is extremely talented, and he is proficient in channel learning, and he trapped the demon in the South China Sea Lock Demon Tower with the power of one person, but he was injured by the demon fire, not only did he lose his cultivation, but also had a shocking scar. After the peace in the world, the monk married and had children, and like him, his children and grandchildren also had a scar on the left side of their face. ”
"Wow!" Jiang Fang was shocked: "Could it be that you are the descendant of that monk?"
Before the words fell, he quickly changed his words: "I'm sorry, I'm so excited to turn you into you again." ”
"This time, I forgive you for your rudeness. Zhao Zhenren smiled: "Yes, I am the descendant of that monk, and I am the descendant of that hero." Pointing to his cheek: "Now you know, this is not a scar, this is glory." ”
......
After peeking at Tianju and his party, Jiang Fang finally knew why he had no business.
There is only one reason, it is not enough!
When it comes to pretending, people often think of "pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger", "Lin family, Xiao family, Ye family...", and then unconsciously think of slapping their faces.
Because of the existence of a slap in the face, pretending to be forced seems to have become a derogatory term and a standard for villains. In fact, the biggest function of pretending is publicity.
A good horse with a good saddle, before others know that it is a good horse, repeatedly emphasizing how valuable the saddle is, will make people re-acquaint themselves with the seemingly unattractive good horse.
When you can't make your bank card balance public, wearing a limited-edition leather coat can make your old classmates who look down on you re-examine their own eyes.
Just like advertising, we all know that the advertising words are exaggerated and exaggerated, but when buying something, I will still buy products that often appear on TV, the reason is very simple, if a product manufacturer does not even have the asset ability to advertise, who dares to guarantee that the quality of his products will pass?
Don't even dare to pretend to be forced, what reason do you have for people to recognize your strength?
Wealth does not return to the hometown, such as brocade clothes at night.
What is the difference between having an infrared radar eye and not pretending to be forced, and an aunt who dislikes the smell of leeks?
"!"
Jiang Fang learned from the pain and did what he said,
First took off his coat and made a little silver in the pawnshop.
I bought pen and paper with silver,
imitated the image of Jiang Ziya in "Fengshen Bang" and bought a set of linen clothes, a hairpin that looks very old.
Mess up your hair and stick a hairpin in your hairpin.
Pick up the brush, wave the ink, first draw some Picasso that he can't understand, then write a few lines of limerick poems that the hospital leaders can't recognize, and finally write "Monkey King's handwriting" in block letters at the end.
After making these preparations, Jiang Fang threw his things aside and sat cross-legged.
Lao Wang taught him a superficial method of practicing qi and breathing before, and he just took advantage of this time to practice, not expecting to rely on these demons to eliminate demons, and it is also a good thing to be able to strengthen his body.
As for the incomplete soul and the female ghost who has no news behind her upper body, as long as these troubles do not take the initiative to show up, Jiang Fang is too lazy to take the initiative to "take care" of them, in Zhao Zhenren's words, cultivators pay attention to emptiness, as long as they can't see it, then it should be quiet.
......
Make fists with both hands, wrap your fingers together in the front and back directions, from the abdomen to the forehead, down the bridge of the nose, and then staggered away.
Luck, pranayama, silent mantras,
I didn't get the hang of it at first, but as time went on, I slowly got into the state...
"Jiang Fang. ”
Yuan Yu's voice suddenly sounded, interrupting Jiang Fang's practice.
"How did you find this?" Jiang Fang was puzzled by Yuan Yu's uninvited: "What's the matter with me?"
"Didn't we catch a yellow skin on Linfeng Street yesterday? Yuan Yu wiped the sweat from his forehead: "Huang Pizi was detained in the Yamen prison last night, and he will be interrogated by Niu Boss and Lao Wang in person later." You made a lot of efforts yesterday, Boss Niu means, let you also have a long experience in the past. ”
"Good. Jiang Fang agreed.
Anyway, there are no customers for the time being, so it is better to go to the yamen to join in the fun.
And Huang Pizi may know the inside story of some headless female corpse cases, and the sooner he solves the case, he can also invite the female ghost Ji Shaomei away earlier.
After briefly cleaning up the stall, Jiang Fang followed Yuan Yu to the backyard of the yamen.
Different from the county government seen in the TV series before, in addition to the lobby and inner room, the Xinyang County government also has a backyard, in addition to the indispensable prison cell, a well with spells and charms has been dug in the courtyard, which is specially used to imprison lonely souls and wild monsters like Huangpizi.
Now the night is getting darker, and the small courtyard is crowded with all kinds of officials.
Jiang Fang looked at it, and only saw Lin Yao in the crowd, presumably Li Xi was still in a coma.
"It's all here, let's get started. ”
may be considering that the next torture will be tortured to extract a confession, Niu Yi deliberately changed into a lean short coat today, this short coat has a chic shape and shows a figure, but unfortunately the model is a little small, and it looks like a three-point bikini on Niu Yi.
Under the command of Niu Yi, the three officials walked to the mouth of the well with the ink rope, first took out the cinnabar in their arms and sprinkled it around, and when they heard the yellow skin scolding from the well, the three of them shouted "Ha" in unison, threw out the rope, and tied the yellow skin up strongly.
"I advise you, while the old man is not angry, hurry up and untie the old man!"
Huang Pizi's tone was arrogant, but his face was depressed, which showed that he had suffered a lot in the well last night.
"A little weasel, dare to call himself an old man?" Niu Yi sneered: "Lin Yao Yuanyu, take it with me!"
Then he pulled his legs and left, and when he passed by Jiang Fang's side, he did not forget to add: "You come too." ”
......
After the backyard,
It is a detached wooden house,
The exterior wall of the wooden house is piled with flowers, and at first glance it looks like the boudoir of a certain young lady.
"This is the secret interrogation office of our Xinyang County Ya. Yuan Yu explained to Jiang Fang: "The reason why so many flowers are placed outside is to cover up the bloody smell in the house. ”
Hearing him say this, the expression on Huang Pizi's face became more and more sluggish.
"Jiang Fang. Niu Yi stopped outside the door: "You haven't experienced this kind of scene before, you may not be comfortable with it later, now you can choose whether to go in with us and judge together, or stay outside the door and listen through the wall." ”
It's all here, why don't you go in?
As for the so-called bloody long sleep, I have even seen the headless female corpse in the mass grave, are you still afraid of this?
"Thank you Boss Niu for your concern, but I have excellent psychological quality, and the general small scenes really can't scare me. Jiang Fang smiled, "Let's go in together." ”
"There is a kind!" Niu Yi patted Jiang Fang on the shoulder vigorously and said with a smile, "You know what, I'm getting more and more optimistic about you!"