Volume 1 Cultivating Immortals Again Chapter 26 The Tragic Life of Hu Goudan
"This little friend, did you just say 'dog eggs' and 'Yuantong'?" The woman in the tiger skin skirt squeezed out an extremely stiff smile, but the strong killing intent in her eyes couldn't be hidden.
"No, you heard this fairy wrong, absolutely not. Seeing that the situation was not good, Wang Mou hurriedly fled to the dense forest, and at this time he finally knew what it was to get out of the wolf's den and enter the tiger's den.
"Hehe, it's okay, I'll torture it out of your mouth little by little. The woman in the tiger skin skirt turned into a colorful tiger several feet high, and raised her claws to grab Wang Mou.
"Master Yuantong save me, I'm going to die!" Wang Mou shouted loudly, longing for the pit man's Master Yuantong to hear.
"Call it, no one will come to save you if you cut your throat!" Although Wang Mou had already run out dozens of meters at this time, the big tiger grabbed Wang Mou with one claw.
"Broken throat, broken throat. Wang Mou shouted hoarsely.
The "......" tiger was helpless at this time, and seriously doubted whether Wang Mou's IQ was online when he was caught in his hands at this time.
"This benefactor, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot, and don't involve outsiders in the matter between the two of us. Master Yuantong, who was called by Wang Mou in every way, finally showed his figure at this time, standing on a cloud with a smile on his face, looking quite kind.
"You bastard still dare to come, suffer death!" The moment the big tiger saw Master Yuantong, his emotions were out of control, and he picked up the Wang Mou in his hand and threw it at Master Yuantong.
Wang Mou: "Ah......"
Wang Mou's heart at this time is like a million divine beasts galloping by, growing so big, the first time someone was thrown out as a weapon, no, it was a tiger, thinking of this, Wang Mou felt extremely sad.
Master Yuantong waved his hand lightly, and Wang Mou, who flew towards him at great speed, was grabbed by him and was grabbing Wang Mou's waist.
At this time, Wang Mou was like a drowning dog, his limbs drooped weakly, and he said to Master Yuantong weakly: "Master...... You cheat me......"
After speaking, Wang Mou rolled his eyes and fainted. Master Yuantong was also a little embarrassed when he saw Wang Mou like this, so he made a magic seal to summon a cloud and carry Wang Mou to the ground.
"Dog, I was a little wrong before, can you forgive me. Master Yuantong placed Wang Mou and said to the big tiger with a smile.
"Forgive me, dreaming!" From just now, the big tiger was a little impatient, and at this time, seeing that the "unrelated personnel" had been placed, he bit Yuantong with a mouth.
Yuantong hurriedly dodged, but the big tiger didn't give him a chance to breathe, all kinds of fierce moves came into battle, and Yuantong didn't fight back but just dodged.
"Dog, I can't do it if I'm wrong!Ah! I don't hit people in the face! I'll go, why are you still doing it in three ways!" Master Yuantong dodged a claw that came towards him, and he broke out in a cold sweat.
"Hehe!" the big tiger let out a sneer, and the following moves turned out to be towards Master Yuantong to go down the third road to greet him.
"Dog, I'm going to do what you're doing!" Master Yuantong saw that the big tiger's movements were becoming more and more ruthless, for fear that if he couldn't dodge, he would change from a monk to a eunuch.
"Hehe!" the big tiger still responded with the word hehe, and his attack was still ruthless.
"You forced me!" Master Yuantong gritted his teeth and urged his strength, and the figure of a big Buddha slowly appeared behind him, and his right palm pressed towards the big tiger with a compelling momentum.
"If you dare to hit me, I'll go tell my father!" the big tiger shouted to Master Yuantong.
When Master Yuantong heard this, he hurriedly accepted it, and his spiritual power was so confused that he almost spurted out a mouthful of blood.
"Dog, dog, my eldest lady, can we have a good talk, how can you forgive me. Master Yuantong changed his strategy when he saw that the strong attack failed, and said to the big tiger Hu Goudan with a flattering face.
"Forgive you, simple, you let me bite you three times. Hu Dog Egg said fiercely.
Master Yuantong was shocked when he heard this, the original form of the Hu Dog Egg is a broken star tiger, and even the stars can be bitten in this bite, and he will be bitten three times, what is the difference between sending him to death.
"No way, you think of a different way. Master Yuantong waved his hand again and again.
"Then you will die!" Hu Goudan opened his bloody mouth and bit at Master Yuantong.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Master Yuantong pinched the magic trick with his hand and shouted: "Seal!"
The phantom of a big Buddha resurfaced behind Master Yuantong, and the big Buddha incarnated into a million Buddhas wrapped around the body of Hu Goudan.
In an instant, the dog egg that was about to bite Master Yuantong was tied up firmly, and the speed of the courseware was shrinking, and in an instant, it returned to the image of a woman in a tiger skin skirt.
"Woo woo woo ......" Hu Goudan was not only restrained in his body, but also tied in his mouth, his beautiful eyes were wide open, and he kept writhing in the direction of Master Yuantong.
At this time, Wang Mou on the grass also woke up slowly, rubbed his still painful head and asked Master Yuantong on the side: "Master, has your tiger cub been solved?"
As he spoke, Wang Mou glanced at the Hu Dog Egg who was tied to the side, and looked surprised.
"Master, you play so big, you play slowly, I'll go first, don't bother your good things. Wang Mou gave Master Yuantong an admiring look, turned around and prepared to leave.
"Come back!" Master Yuantong looked at Wang Mou, who was obviously crooked, and said helplessly.
"Yuantong, you bastard! You let go of the old lady, you see if I bite you to death!" At this time, Hu Goudan had already unsealed the seal on his mouth, and said to Master Yuantong angrily.
Master Yuantong was a little embarrassed, holding the Buddha beads in his hand with one hand, and said with embarrassment: "Donor, why cry and cling to the old man, this world ......"
"Fart! You didn't say that when you were courting the old lady!" Master Yuantong was interrupted by Hu Goudan before he could finish his words.
"I think when I first came out of the mountain, you pursued me hard when you saw my beauty, that is, I was not deeply involved in the world at that time, and I followed you when I was blind!"
When Wang Mou heard this, he looked at Master Yuantong with strange eyes, as if he didn't say that Buddhist disciples are not allowed to marry?
"Dadenyin Temple doesn't care about these foreign things and allows marriage. Master Yuan Tong was a little uncomfortable with Wang Mou's eyes, and explained embarrassedly.
"Hehe, marriage is allowed again, didn't you say that Buddhist disciples are not allowed to covet red dust, and at most they can be married to women of the same Buddhist sect! I have been fasting and reciting Buddha for you for more than 100 years, have you ever seen a tiger eating vegetarian!"
"This, I also became an elder to know that the Great Electric Music Temple can marry at will. Elder Yuantong explained awkwardly.
"Also, you tell me what I mean by naming Hu Dog Dan, at that time you said that this name was the most popular name at that time and I accepted it, but later I didn't know what this name meant, Yuan Tong, how do you explain this. ”
Hearing this, Master Yuantong couldn't wait to give himself a few big mouths, how he was so obsessed with it in the first place, and gave her such a name for fun.
But at this time, Yuan Tong also had to explain to Hu Goudan: "This ...... Isn't that a sign of our cordiality?"
"Kind you ghost, and, the last one, why did you leave me here in the first place, and what did you say that you are going to save the world, and when there is no demon in the world, you will come to marry me, I was also stupid to believe your nonsense, if it wasn't for meeting one of your disciples a few days ago, I would still be kept in the dark, you say, why!" Hu Goudan burst into tears at the end, and after speaking, he lay on the side and cried quietly.
"Dog, don't cry, didn't I run away when I knew that your father was the master of the Ten Thousand Beast Island. I was worried everywhere that your father didn't look down on me, so I worked hard to cultivate, and now that my cultivation has achieved results, I hurried over to see you, and I didn't delay a minute. Yuan Tong saw Hu Goudan crying and hurriedly explained.
"You're farting! I just remembered me when I asked that disciple to bring you a letter!"
"Hmm......" Master Yuantong was a little embarrassed at this time.
Wang Mou knew that Hu Goudan was telling the truth when he saw Yuan Tong's expression, and looked at Master Yuan Tong with disgust, but he didn't expect Master Yuan Tong to look at his thick eyebrows and big eyes, kind eyebrows and good intentions, and he was also a scumbag who played with girls' feelings when he was young.
"Master, I'll say it fairly, you're really a scumbag. Wang Mou patted Master Yuantong on the shoulder and said earnestly.
"You ......" Master Yuantong looked at Wang Mou angrily, and said in his heart, "Are you kid with me!"
"Look at it, even this kid thinks you're a scumbag, what else do you have to say!"
Master Yuantong sighed and said sincerely: "Dog, in fact, I came here this time really to reconcile with you, now that I have reached the super-mundane realm, I also have the confidence to propose marriage to your father, can I forgive me?"
"Really?" Hu Goudan's eyes were full of doubts, she had already doubted every word of Master Yuantong after being deceived by Master Yuantong many times.
"Really, if you don't believe me, I'll prove it to you. Master Yuantong walked up to Hu Goudan and unlocked the seal for her with his own hands.
"Ahh
"I'll believe you for a while this time, and it will depend on your performance in the future!" Hu Goudan looked at Master Yuantong who was holding his hand in front of him with a playful look, and said with a smile on his face.
"Yes, yes, it's up to you. Master Yuantong saw that Hu Goudan's anger was gone, so he didn't care about the pain in his hands, and nodded and said.
"However, I can't go with you......" Hu Goudan said as he looked at Master Yuantong.
Master Yuantong was a little surprised, didn't he just say to forgive himself?
"No, dog, you're not here, how can I propose to your father!" Master Yuantong hurriedly said.
"Why are you only allowed to dry me for a few hundred years, and I am not allowed to dry you for a while?" Hu Goudan's eyes changed back to fierceness, and he looked at Master Yuantong viciously.
"No, no, of course, but if you're not with me, you can't stay in the mountains, you say yes. Master Yuantong said curtly.
"Of course not, I can still ......" After saying this, Hu Goudan glanced around, and finally fell on Wang Mou.
"I can still stay with him. ”
"What! I!" Wang Mou pointed at himself in surprise, why did you two still involve me in a fight!
"That's right, it's you, what you said about the scumbag just now is very me-mindful, I'll stay with you for a while for the time being, and learn about Yuantong's situation from the side, if he lets me know, if there is any situation, hum ......" Hu Goudan said this, symbolically grinding his teeth.
"Hehe, no, can't ......" Master Yuantong was a little embarrassed, and kept thinking in his heart how to let Wang Mou, this kid, say something good about himself?
At this moment, a rapid cry for help came from a place not far from the bureau.
"Help!"
As soon as Wang Mou heard this voice, it was not Li Tieniu, so he hurriedly said to Master Yuantong: "Can the master rush to the place for help, my friend may have an accident!"
(To be continued)