Chapter 8 I have never seen such a brazen person
Jiang Yi heard the cry for help from the water, and hurriedly fished up the Fengshen Mirror.
"Damn, damn it, I just drank some wine, don't punish me like this......"
A white shadow flew out of the Fengshen Mirror, but it was a short and fat man who was only the length of his thumb, and he stepped on a small cloud under his feet.
He wore a scarf on his head, a white robe, a long beard that reached his knees, a fat head and big ears, and a rickety body, like a little old man.
At this time, his face was red, and he still had a wine gourd in his hand, and glared at Jiang Yi: "You, you, you, you take boiling water to scald me again?"
The reason why he said "again" is because Jiang Yi has thrown away the Fengshen Mirror over the years, and for the extradition immortal who lives in the Fengshen Mirror, he has been burned, flooded, and boiled in boiling water......
Because of Jiang Yi's carelessness, he was subjected to all kinds of torture.
Jiang Yi said apologetically: "I'm sorry, this time it was definitely accidental." ”
"Which time were you not careless?" the extradition of the immortal Weng jumped, and his long beard was angry, "What are you doing, you are the first to die." ”
After all, it was his own fault first, Jiang Yi felt guilty, so he had to let him scold him, and he didn't dare to fight back.
Thinking back to the first time they met, it was in their previous life.
Since then, the extradition of Immortal Weng has been very dissatisfied with him, and the first thing he said when he saw Jiang Yi was: "What kind of eyes does the Emperor of Heaven have, how could he choose a person like you to be the son of the Mandate of Heaven to complete the great cause of sealing the gods?"
At that time, Jiang Yi didn't have an accurate understanding of his waste, so he pointed at himself with his thumb and said, "Listening to your tone, it seems that you are a little dissatisfied with me." ”
"Yes, I am really dissatisfied. Extradition Immortal Weng narrowed his eyes and shook his head, "As the saying goes, 'no hair on the face, no work'." In this world, only a handsome man with a long beard and a fluttering beard can be reliable. Your face is white and pure, and there is no fairy wind bone at all, so you are unreliable at first glance. I want to enlighten the Emperor of Heaven and change him to a son of destiny. ”
"Are you still handsome?" Although Jiang Yi didn't understand what the Son of Destiny was at the time, he was absolutely skeptical about extraditing the immortal Weng and saying that he was a handsome man.
Unexpectedly, the extradition immortal Weng actually nodded confidently: "Do you know, the last time the gods chose a young man in his eighties to be the son of destiny, I was not at ease at the beginning. Sure enough, he died many times along the way, and we sent a bunch of people to help, and it took a lot of hardships to complete the great cause of becoming a god. You're worse than he is, I can't trust you. ”
"Eighty years old or a young man, and the person you're talking about can't be Jiang Ziya, right?"
"Hey, you know him. The extradition immortal Weng glanced at Jiang Yi with some surprise, "I'm six hundred and sixty-six years old this year, and eighty years old is not a young man for me?"
"Six hundred and sixty-six years old, senior, you are 666. Jiang Yi gave a thumbs up to the extradition of Immortal Weng, and took the opportunity to compare, he was really only the size of a thumb.
Seeing that Jiang Yi was quite respectful to him, the extradition of Immortal Weng reluctantly accepted the fact that he was the son of Destiny and took him to the Immortal Cultivation Otherworld.
After Jiang Yi came to this immortal cultivation world, he said that the extradition immortal would come to contact him, but Jiang Yi waited for half a month and did not see the figure of the extradition immortal, causing him to be a wild man in the mountains for half a month.
It wasn't until Jiang Yi came to Qingqiu that he accidentally dropped the Fengshen Mirror into the hot water, and the extradition of the immortal Weng came out of the Fengshen Mirror.
"Didn't you say you would come to pick me up, why didn't I see you after waiting for half a month?" Jiang Yi immediately questioned when he saw the extradition immortal.
"This, this ......" The extradition immortal Weng coughed deliberately twice, and quietly stuffed the wine gourd into the crotch of his pants.
However, Jiang Yi's eyes were bright, and he had already seen it, and stroked his palms and said, "I know, it must be that you drank and slept for half a month." ”
"I'm me, I'm not. The extradition immortal shook his head like a rattle, "One day in the mirror, a year in the mortal world, I only drank a little wine, and squinted for a while, who knew that half a month in your mortal world would pass." ”
Jiang Yi pointed at him and said, "You still said that you have no hair on your mouth and you can't do things well." You have so much hair, and you are not unreliable in doing things. ”
"You, you, who do you say is unreliable?" the extradition immortal jumped up, "You have no hair on your mouth, and you can't handle things well." I want to meet the Emperor and tell him that you can't do it, and you must change to a child of destiny. ”
"Okay, then I also have to make it clear to the Emperor of Heaven that you drank and made a mistake. Jiang Yi grabbed the handle of extraditing the immortal Weng and was not afraid of him at all.
Come on, hurt each other!
"You, you, I'll kill you!" The extradition immortal Weng jumped in anger, and with a stroke of his hands, there was a "boom", and a flash of lightning hit Jiang Yi.
Jiang Yi was so excited that he hurriedly jumped away and shouted: "You killed me, and after I die, I will tell the king of Hades about it and ask him to tell the emperor of heaven." ”
"Okay, okay, you go and sue, it's a big deal that I'll be fined for another five hundred years, and then make me smaller, turn me into a grasshopper as small, an ant as small, a flea as small as ......"
As he spoke, he actually shed tears, sat down angrily, turned his back to Jiang Yi, and ignored him.
Seeing him like this, Jiang Yi's heart softened, and he poked him with his index finger: "Hey, old man." I'll just say casually, don't be angry. ”
The extradition of the Immortal Weng said aggrievedly: "I was originally the top ten primordial gods in the Supreme Heavenly Realm, but back then, I was punished by him to the Heavenly Realm because I drank and missed the Heavenly Emperor's peach banquet, and I became so small. Now that the five hundred years of heavenly punishment is coming, I only need to complete the god again, and I can return to the heavenly realm to be my primordial god, but I didn't expect ...... I didn't expect my stinky mouth, and I couldn't help but drink and miss a big thing, woo, woo......"
Jiang Yi saw that he was really crying, and he couldn't bear it, so he hurriedly comforted him: "Don't worry, I promise I won't sue you." This time the gods mean a lot to you, and it's normal for you to want to choose a reliable child of destiny. Besides, I don't have any cultivation at all, and it takes the Year of the Monkey to complete the gods, so if you want to change people, change them. ”
"Really?" Only then did the extradition immortal turn around and stare at Jiang Yi with a suspicious expression, "Even if you kid is a little compassionate, but I won't be moved by you." You mortals are the most cunning, with one set of mouths and one set of stomachs, maybe you have scolded my ancestors for eighteen generations in your heart. ”
Jiang Yi hurriedly shook his head.
In fact, he found that this world was different from what he imagined, and wanted to push the boat down the river and push out the great task of sealing the gods.
"Forget it, you are the person chosen by the Emperor of Heaven, if I want to change, he may not listen to me. ”
However, in the end, Jiang Yi was disappointed by the extradition of the immortal, and he couldn't push it out if he wanted to.
So for ten years, he could only drag, drag to the heavenly realm to replace.
Who knew that the heavenly realm not only refused to let him go, but also gave him an ultimatum this time.
If you don't become a god again, you will beat him to pieces.
"Aren't you out of the customs today, how did you go this time, have you been sealed to the gods?" asked the extradition immortal Weng as he shook the water on his body.
Jiang Yi shook his head: "No, I met one, I originally wanted to accept it, but I was eaten by the Black Water Snake, and I couldn't even find a little soul dregs." ”
This sentence is half-true and half-false, it is really that the Black Water Snake did eat Chonghu, and the fake thing is that he didn't want to accept Chonghu at all.
"Black Water Snake?" Extradition Immortal Weng sighed, "That's a Great Wilderness Beast, it's really hard to deal with, it's a pity." ”
"yes, that's a shame. Jiang Yi pretended to be extremely regretful.
However, the next sentence of the extradition of the immortal Weng made Jiang Yi happy: "Say, if you complete the great cause of sealing the gods, what do you want?"
"Demand?"
The extradition immortal nodded: "Yes, in view of your speed of sealing gods, which is slower than a turtle, the Emperor of Heaven has decided to give you a little encouragement." ”
"What can you ask for?"
The extradition of the immortal Weng said: "When Jiang Ziya chose to be in power, we gave him a whip, if the gods are disobedient, he will be obedient as soon as he whips down." Later, he was crowned the ancestor of the Qi Kingdom in the mortal world, and his descendants also enjoyed the power of several lifetimes. ”
To be honest, Jiang Yi had no interest in power, he shook his head: "I don't want power, just give me some money so that I can live a stable life." ”
"Money?" extradition immortal weng was a little surprised, "What's the use of asking for money? A manly man should care about the common people in the world, make meritorious contributions, and worship the generals, so that he can glorify his ancestors." ”
Jiang Yi hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't don't, don't, I don't have such a big pursuit, just give me some money." ”
He thought to himself: The higher the power, the more troubles, the heart of the world, you have to take care of the food, drink and Lazar of the people, if you don't manage the people, you will rise up to rebel, and the annoyance is annoying. It's still a little bit of Buddhism, and it's really good to live a good life with money.
"That being the case. With a casual stroke of the extradition immortal, a pitch-black ebony fell into Jiang Yi's hand.
Jiang Yi carefully looked at the ebony stick, it was black, ugly, rough, and it was really a match made in heaven with the god-sealing mirror.
"You gave me a broken stick to beg for money?"
The extradition immortal Weng's face turned white with anger: "Ask for your grandmother's money, this is a 'cash cow'! When you complete the great cause of sealing the gods, this ebony stick will turn into a cash cow, you can shake as much as you want, and you will never be able to spend it." ”
Jiang Yi heard him say this, so he took the ebony stick as a treasure and hugged it tightly in his arms. But after hugging him for a while, he thought of something again, and immediately let go and said, "No, what if you lie to me? When the time comes, you pat your ass and go to the heavenly realm, where will I find you." I ask for a finish!"
Jiang Yi is experienced in this matter.
In his previous life, he worked in a company for more than half a year, and the boss always said that the end of the year would be settled with generous bonuses and dividends, but who knew that the company closed down half a year later, the boss ran away, and Jiang Yi didn't get a dime.
"It's strange, it's strange. I have already guided several children of the universe to complete the gods, and you are the first one who dares to negotiate terms with the heavenly realm. The extradition of the immortal Weng scolded sharply, "The first to drag the gods, the fastest to ask for money." I've never seen such a brazen person!"
At this time, I only heard a coquettish voice from outside the door: "Senior brother, who are you talking to?"