Chapter 5 Night Tutoring for Senior Sisters
"Senior sister!"
"In!"
"Listen up!"
"Yes!"
Li Changshou waved his robe, and the little girl sitting cross-legged on the grass by the lake was excited, and suddenly cheered up the spirit.
"Suppose, junior sister, you are cultivating to be in the ninth order of the god of transformation, flying on the road, and suddenly find a no-man's land, there is a monk of the sixth order of the god of transformation, forcibly insulting a female monk of the Qi refining realm, what do you do?
Here are three options:
A, rush up and kill him, you are the embodiment of justice!
B, throw a magic weapon from afar to hit this person, and then calmly leave, ruining his interest.
C, as if he hadn't seen anything, slipped away. ”
Lan Ling'e blinked, and there seemed to be something in the question stem and options that she couldn't understand at her age......
Li Changshou reminded with a smile: "Multiple choice question, choose it." ”
"A?" Lan Ling'e replied with some uncertainty.
Li Changshou said indifferently: "How do you know that this person did not hide his cultivation, but only deliberately revealed the sixth order of the god transformation, and in fact, he is already a master of returning to the virtual realm?"
Generally speaking, the guy who dares to do such a dirty thing without concealing it must also be a despicable and shameless person, how can you pin your hope on his honesty!"
"Then," Lan Ling'e frowned, "B?"
"Senior sister, don't forget, you are also a female cultivator," Li Changshou sighed, "If when the assumptions of A's various assumptions are true, this beast sees you, a flower-like junior sister, and is even more animalistic, then don't you even have to ride into it?"
Lan Ling'e's face was flushed, dizzy and messy for a while, and she said weakly: "But senior brother, this option is not what my generation of monks should do, my father said a similar thing when I was very young, I want our brothers and sisters to come forward and punish the strong and help the weak."
My father said that if everyone didn't help when they saw injustice, then once the victim was themselves, wouldn't it be ......"
"No, junior sister, you have to remember that if you are in a peaceful and friendly environment, you are absolutely right.
But the flood is not a peaceful place, there are masters like clouds here, and the qi refiners often fight for a magic weapon and a spiritual root, and most of the monks who can survive are mostly ruthless. ”
Li Changshou looked at the lake with his hands in his hands and sighed: "It is difficult to survive in this world with such a benevolent and chivalrous idea of putting chivalry first.
What we have to do is not to do evil, not to do evil, but we don't have to stop it.
Instead of being a hero when your skills are insufficient, it is better to live all the time, and when you stand at the apex of all living beings and can make rules, you can rewrite the living environment of the weak in the entire flood range.
So, you, got it?"
"Hmm!"
Lan Ling'e nodded heavily, her eyes full of light.
At this moment, the two brothers and sisters did not notice that a wisp of green smoke floated out of the thatched hut not far away and quietly floated behind them.
Li Changshou said in a deep voice: "Senior sister, now I will give you another chance to choose, and speak up happily and firmly!"
What should you do if you encounter a male nun who is indecent to a female nun!"
Lan Ling'e's eyes were full of light, and her voice was not loud, but she shouted unusually firmly: "C, just don't see it!
"Hmm!" Li Changshou couldn't help but give a thumbs up to his junior sister, and his heart was filled with emotion.
Two days of teaching have achieved such results, and if it continues like this, in a few years, I don't have to worry about what trouble my sister will cause and involve myself!
It's really ...... to have a junior sister who knows how to keep a low profile to survive
Suddenly, there was a cold wind blowing behind them, the hair of the two brothers and sisters stood on end, and an old and cold voice suddenly sounded from behind:
"Li, Chang, Shou!"
Cluck, squeak......
This is Lan Ling'e's teeth chattering.
The corners of Li Changshou's mouth twitched, and he turned his head to look at it, and instantly squeezed out a smiling face.
"Master, are you done with your retreat, are you going to start today's hard work with the little sister......
Master, if you have something to say, Master, what are you doing in the dust!
I'm also your own apprentice! I can't abuse the big one if I have a small one, Master!"
"Bastard!"
Qi Yuandao's long beard flew wildly, his eyes were round, and he held the dust to fight.
"I'm cowardly and afraid of things, and I'm going to teach your junior sister badly! As a teacher, I have to clean you up today!"
However, when the dust fell, Li Changshou's figure was wrapped in a flash of blue light, and instantly appeared on the other side of the willow tree, begging for mercy from the master.
"Dare to hide with a wooden escape!"
Qi Yuan was even more angry, holding the dust and chasing after him.
Li Changshou's figure floated back, continuously evading the master's pursuit; Qi Yuan Dao Chang began to urge the spell, and the dust in his hand grew wildly, and the shadow of the dust swept out of the lake appeared, but Li Changshou was like a loach, and he could always find a gap to dodge.
"Master, you dissipate your anger, I'm not doing it for my sister's good. ”
"Let's go to the Immortal Sect in the human sect, that's the Three Sects Immortal Sect!
"It's not Master, you have a discerning eye. ”
"Phew! Poor Dao will clean up the portal today, wow!
"Master, you're not handsome at all when you're angry......
Under the shade of the willows, Ling'e, who was very nervous when she saw her master about to beat her senior brother at first, was gradually amused by her own master and senior brother chasing 'fighting'.
She could see that the master was not really ruthless, and the figure of the senior brother dodging was also very relaxed.
After chasing like this for a moment, the senior brother seemed to slip and fall to the ground, and the master pounced on the senior brother and directly pressed the senior brother there, and slapped the senior brother's buttocks with a fierce whisk, making a rhythmic sound......
After a while, Qi Yuan Dao Chief, who had taught the big apprentice for a while, got up and sorted out the scattered robes, and yelled at the embarrassed apprentice on the ground:
"Give the teacher a good reflection!
In the future, you are not allowed to teach your junior sister how to be a person!
Go and finish building the grass house for your junior sister!"
"Alas, yes, the disciple obeys ......"
"Ling'e, come here, preach and teach you for the teacher! Forget all the crooked theories that your senior brother taught you!"
"Oh!"
Ling'e responded weakly, looking at her senior brother's swollen ass under her robe, and then glimpsed Li Changshou's right hand hidden in his robe......
The right hand waved at her slightly, making a thumbs-up gesture.
Ling'e was a little relieved, and when she saw her senior brother lying on the grass in an embarrassed manner, she lowered her head and sneered, and quickly chased after her master's back.
But her steps became more and more brisk, and she gradually ran......
Li Changshou lay on his stomach and sighed faintly, and a white cloud floated from the side, slowly lifting him up.
Master really did it!
Li Changshou touched his buttocks, took a breath of cool air, and then sighed faintly.
I knew that I would really be beaten by the master, so I didn't let the master catch it......
No, Master's face still has to be taken care of, after all, now that Master has little hope of becoming an immortal, and the pressure is great, it is already very hard.
Judging from the spells revealed by the master just now, the outer strength and the inner void are also intermittent to lock their qi, which is obviously a manifestation of being in a hurry when improving the cultivation realm......
Let's find a way to increase the probability of Master's passage through the Heavenly Tribulation.
Li Changshou scratched his head, lay on the clouds and fell into deep thought, and slowly drifted to the third grass house that had been built not far away.
......
At night, lying in the grass hut that the senior brother had just repaired for himself, feeling the softness of the straw mat under him, Ling'e turned over and over, and couldn't sleep for a long time.
These days, it's like a dream.
At the age of nine;
When he followed his mother to the market, he was caught by an old fairy and was accepted as an apprentice by the old fairy.
Although the parents are reluctant to themselves, but this is a great thing, if they are successful in cultivation, their own clan will be able to follow in the future, so after holding an apprenticeship banquet at home, with a lot of advice from her mother, she followed the master to Duxianmen.
Then, I met a somewhat strange senior brother.
There are a lot of tirades that sound very reasonable, but there is always something wrong;
The master repeatedly warned that the senior brother was a strange person and that he couldn't learn to be a human being from him, but he always felt that the senior brother was actually a very powerful qi refiner.
There are not many etiquette and rules in the mountains, the lakes and mountains are full of delicious food, and the cultivation is also quite interesting, at least it is not as boring as I thought before I came.
Of course, the happiest thing is to barbecue with my brother, feed the fish together, wander around the mountains together, find some delicious game to fill my little belly, and then sit quietly by the lake for a while, listening to my brother's crooked truths......
Will it be like this in the future?
Cowering in the quilt of unknown material, Ling'e exhaled softly and turned over to face the window.
She suddenly felt that there seemed to be a figure shaking in front of her, and her sleepy eyes widened slightly, but she was instantly frightened to wake up, and her petite body couldn't help but tremble a few times.
Outside the window, Li Changshou was lying on a white cloud, waving his hand at her gently.
"Night tuition, girl. ”
"Huh?" Ling'e blinked, then shrunk into the quilt and nodded slightly, "Hmm......"
"Now listen to the second question!"
Well, my brother is really a weirdo.
......
So, ten years later.