Chapter 217: Do you guess or not
After every laugh, there seems to be a sadness that cannot be hidden, and God is fair about that.
Ye Shaoxuan smiled and suddenly remembered that Qiu Daozi exchanged an inferior pill for the holy relics of Bodhi Temple, and when it was over, he couldn't laugh anymore......
Ahem, although the pill is inferior, but fortunately, the effect is still there, Ouyang Xiaoyu is alive, and he remembers everything before, Ye Shaoxuan is still relieved about this.
After returning to Liyue's City Lord's Mansion from Qiu Daozi, Ye Shaoxuan began to plan to take Ouyang Xiaoyu on the road to find her grandfather, this journey only gave Ye Shaoxuan three months, maybe he didn't even have three months.
Three months later, he was going to give Qiu Li'er the "Seven Holy Buddhist Sutras" of Bodhi Temple, which was another promise he made, for a woman, Ye Shaoxuan would always be a luxury.
But Ye Shaoxuan still doesn't know how to start this journey of less than three months, it's easy to find Ouyang Xiaoyu, so he knows where she got lost roughly from, but if he looks for her grandfather, it's embarrassing.
It's just that I learned from the old blind man that Ouyang Xiaoyu's grandfather is in the Eastern Desert, as for the others, well, the other Ye Shaoxuan doesn't know anything.
In the huge city lord's mansion from the moon, it seemed that everyone was at a loss, Luo Ge looked at Ye Shaoxuan and said, "Now that the people you are looking for have been found, then go back to Bodhi Temple with me." ”
"Well, I still have something to do here, why don't you go back first and say hello to Master Yixin on my behalf. Ye Shaoxuan said.
"What else is the matter with you?" Luo Ge wondered.
"Find someone. ”
"I'm going, I'm looking for someone again, it's over, isn't it?"
In Luo Ge's impression, as a monk, he should devote himself to Buddhism and practice all day long, obviously Ye Shaoxuan is not a good monk. 、
Luo Ge continued to ask, "Which little girl are you looking for this time?"
"No, no, no, I'm not looking for a little girl this time. Ye Shaoxuan said with a smile.
"You don't look for a little girl, so who are you looking for?"
Luo Ge seems to have brought in the identity of Ye Shaoxuan's flower picking saint hand very quickly.
"Find an old man, oh no! a group of old people, to be exact. Ye Shaoxuan replied.
"What!?" Luo Ge was surprised.
A flower picker is not looking for a woman, but for an old man, and it is a group of old people......! deserves to be the first person to pick flowers, even the old man does not let go.
Ye Shaoxuan seemed to understand everything from Luo Ge's expression, and hurriedly explained: "Eldest sister, don't get me wrong, I'm looking for the little girl's grandfather, otherwise I can't take her back to Bodhi Temple with a girl, but if I leave her alone, I guess Master, your old man can't bear it." ”
Luo Ge turned his gaze to Ouyang Xiaoyu, and Ouyang Xiaoyu nodded in confusion, agreeing with what Ye Shaoxuan had just said.
Only then did Luo Ge say: "I will believe you again for the time being, but after we find her grandfather, you must go back to Bodhi Temple with me!"
"We?" Ye Shaoxuan pointed at Luo Ge with difficulty, then pointed at himself, and asked.
"That's right, it's us!What, have an opinion?" Luo Ge said dryly.
However, just when Ye Shaoxuan wanted to slap the table and drink with an opinion, Luo Ge's eyes told him: "If you dare to have an opinion, according to the temple rules of Bodhi Temple, I will bring you back to Bodhi Temple in minutes." ”
At this time, Luo Ge's eyes flashed wide, and he asked with concern: "Good boy, do you have any opinions?"
"No, no...... Opinions, listen to Master's ......"
Ye Shaoxuan was aggrieved, and thought to himself: "When I break through the saint, I will torture you thousands of times!"
What Luo Ge thought in his heart was: "Sample, I'll wait for you......"
Liyue had been standing at the window, completely unaware of the conversation between Ye Shaoxuan and Luo Ge, staring out the window, as if thinking about something.
Ye Shaoxuan walked behind him and patted him lightly on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "Brother Liyue, where are you missing the woman?"
"Ahem, Brother Mingge thinks too much, I've been single for nearly a hundred years, and I've eaten more dog food than you, how can any woman miss me. Liyue sighed softly.
What have others eaten more salt than you have ever eaten, it is better to leave the moon, and directly put together dog food, but from his tone, Ye Shaoxuan heard pride.
The first person of the young generation in Dongmo is still single now, which has to make many celebrity girls unable to sleep, thinking day and night about how to marry this Feihua peerless teenager.
But we can't forget one thing, Liyue is from the background of robbing the house, and marrying is directly the wife of the village, which is exciting to think about.
Ye Shaoxuan stopped joking, and asked seriously: "Brother Liyue, do you know how to find a person in the Eastern Desert as quickly as possible." ”
"The fastest way to find a person is not for you to find him, but for him to come to you. Liyue smiled.
"What do you mean by that?"
"What would you do if you wanted to find a thief in the middle of the city?" asked Liyue.
"Look at someone whose eyes are wrong, not at a beautiful woman, but at someone else's bulging pocket. Ye Shaoxuan replied without thinking.
Liyue looked at Ye Shaoxuan with a black line on his face, and sighed in his heart: "You, the holy hand of picking flowers, are also simple and cute." ”
Then he continued: "The best thing to do is to say out loud that you are rich, and then sit back and wait for the thief to come to the door." ”
"This ...... Hold the grass, Zhen Nima is witty!" Ye Shaoxuan sincerely admired and said dirty words.
"Then if you want to find out the person you want to find, you can also use this routine, of course, the person you want to find can't be amnesia. "Liyue Road.
Ahem, if the person Ye Shaoxuan is looking for has amnesia, it is that Ye Shaoxuan is poisonous.
Ye Shaoxuan fell into deep thought, it was not difficult to get Ouyang Xiaoyu's grandfather to take the initiative to find him, after all, Ouyang Xiaoyu was by his side now.
Then Ye Shaoxuan asked, "Do you have any extravagant lewd thieves or something in the Eastern Desert?"
"Why do you ask this?" Liyue looked at Ye Shaoxuan suspiciously, and then said: "There must be, the world is so big, the only thing that is not lacking is scum, and there is one in front of me." ”
“......”
Ye Shaoxuan almost planted it, what, although I don't know why you have such a wrong idea, but this idea will definitely shackle your life.
"Okay, seriously, we do have a talent like Brother Ye in Dongmo, he is recognized as the number one thief in Dongmo, and the name of the woman who spoiled his hands can be made up in this book. Liyue spoke with resentment.
Ye Shaoxuan said with a smile: "Talent!"
Ye Shaoxuan wants to make himself famous quickly in the Eastern Desert is to take advantage of the situation, as long as he defeats the first thief in the Eastern Desert, he can play the banner of his own flower picking saint in the Eastern Desert, and then say that Ouyang Xiaoyu is in his own hands, I am afraid that Ouyang Xiaoyu's grandfather will not sit idly by, and his granddaughter is in the hands of the flower picking saint, if he can continue to calm down, it can be concluded that this is not his own.
Ye Shaoxuan seemed to have seen Ouyang Xiaoyu's grandfather beckoning to him, but this idea was immediately denied by Luo Ge, the reason is very simple, Ye Shaoxuan is now the host of the Bodhi Temple, if the world knows that the host of the Bodhi Temple is more obscene than a thief, wouldn't this mean that the Bodhi Temple has been pushed to the forefront, and even brought the entire Eastern Desert to the catastrophe.
The above is just common sense inference, in fact, Luo Ge's real reason is: "The apprentice has become a flower thief, so isn't my master like that, and I'm not willing to do it." ”
“......”
Ye Shaoxuan thought about it quietly, it seemed that this plan was less reasonable, in order to find the little girl's grandfather, it didn't seem to be worth paying so much.
But thinking about being able to carry forward the essence of his flower-picking morality in the land of the Eastern Desert is still a little exciting.
In the end, Luo Ge won a veto, and we missed a cross-border showdown in the flower picking world.
Although it was denied, Ye Shaoxuan still asked with interest: "What is the name of the most dick lewd thief in your Eastern Desert?"
"Twilight. Liyue said lightly.
"Also surnamed Ye?"
I went to Nima to kiss my uncle, should it be such a coincidence, which invisibly increased Ye Shaoxuan's inexplicable sense of oppression.
Luo Ge also chuckled and said, "It's really as cheap as the surname Ye in the world." ”
"Not really. Ye Shaoxuan was powerless to refute.
Ye Shaoxuan began to re-plan how to let Ouyang Xiaoyu's grandfather take the initiative to come to him, to let Ouyang Xiaoyu's grandfather know that Ouyang Xiaoyu is by his side now, first of all, you have to move the entire Eastern Desert.
Famous throughout the Eastern Desert......
Ye Shaoxuan suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly asked, "Which one has a greater reputation in the Eastern Desert, the host of the Bodhi Temple or the first lewd thief in the Eastern Desert?"
"Nonsense, of course it's the presiding officer of the Bodhi Temple. ”
Luo Ge added: "The presiding officer of the Bodhi Monastery is known in both the black and white realms of the Eastern Desert, and those who practice Buddhism worship the presiding officer as the Buddha, and those who are on the underworld are eager to kill the presiding officer and hurry up." But that the first thief in the Eastern Desert or something, I'm afraid few people on the righteous path know about it, anyway, I don't know. ”
"In that case, what about ...... Hey, hey, hey. Ye Shaoxuan wiped the corners of his mouth again with a wicked smile.
Luo Ge couldn't wait to cover his mouth with his hand and said, "You, you...... What do you want?"
"Let's let out the news, let's just say that the little girl is now in the hands of the host of the Bodhi Temple, and ask her grandfather to hand over 1,800 Buddhist scriptures to redeem people, otherwise our Bodhi Temple will tear up the ticket!" Ye Shaoxuan said with a smug smile.
"Bang!"
A muffled sound fell, and a big bag appeared on Ye Shaoxuan's head, and Luo Ge said angrily: "Little brother, please have a little brain, Bodhi Temple is the most holy place, not a den of bandits!"
Ye Shaoxuan covered his head with his hands and said in pain: "Abuse the host, you will be immersed in the pig cage!"
Liyue, as a theatergoer, was also surprised at this time: "I didn't expect Brother Mingge to be the host of Bodhi Temple, or we will cooperate and build Bodhi Temple into the first bandit point in the Eastern Desert?"
"Okay, okay......"
"Okay, you big-headed ghost!"