The group crossed the creek and came to the manor.

"Wukong, smash the door for the teacher. Xie Yun rode on the little white dragon, waving a measuring ruler, and said with the temperament of a robber.

Sun Wukong took out the golden hoop stick, and when he was about to slam the door, he retreated back and hesitated: "Master, don't you keep saying that all of us from Datang are civilized people, different from barbarians, isn't it a bit rude to smash the door?"

"Splash monkey, say you're stupid and you haven't admitted it, you open your eyes and take a closer look, how can there be no roof of flying fish and beasts in the manor of ordinary people, this is a temple and nunnery, for the teacher is the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor of the Heavenly Court, passing by here, the local gods should go out three miles to greet each other, this guy has no consciousness at all, smashing his door is considered a good temper of the teacher. Xie Yun said angrily.

When the landlord of Luojia Mountain in the manor heard this, he almost fainted.

According to Guanyin Bodhisattva's arrangement, he is here just to send out the saddle and horse whip of the little white dragon, and to form a good relationship with the person who learns the scriptures.

Buddhism has changed the script, why don't you inform yourself?

"Immortal Emperor, the little god is here, the door can't be smashed!" The land lord was on crutches and hurriedly went out to greet him.

"Are you the local land lord?" Xie Yun said condescendingly, sitting on his horse.

"The little god is. ”

"Did you know that Bendi came to your realm?"

"Yes. The land lord looked at Xie Yun, his hand holding the cane began to tremble, and explained: "Immortal Emperor, you are wronged! This is all arranged by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and the little god is just acting on orders!"

"What do Guanyin Bodhisattva ask you to do, what do you do, she asked you to jump the heavenly river, do you jump?"

"I ......" the land lord was helpless.

"System, I reported the land of Luojia Mountain for neglecting the superiors. ”

"Ding, in the verification of the reporting system, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and the host will be rewarded with a disciple's academy. ”

"To be a man must be principled, and to be a god is to be principled and understand the rules. Xie Yun dismounted, patted the shoulder of the land lord, kicked the door open, and said, "Bendi is hungry, let's prepare to eat." ”

"Wukong, if the teacher says to let you smash the door, you will smash the door, this little thing must be automatically kicked by the teacher. ”

"Silly tiger, help it open up today. ”

Sun Wukong's face stiffened, and he slowly looked back at the eager tiger demon, his tail straight.

He is born with divine power and has the incorruptible body of King Kong, but he can't beat the tiger demon!

His own golden hoop stick is an acquired merit treasure, and its power is unpredictable, but it can't beat the tiger demon!

Not only will he be able to change seventy-two and somersault clouds, but he will also have fiery eyes, but he still can't beat the tiger demon!

A tiger demon with the blood of a white-fronted tiger with the eyes of gods and demons, his heels are not weaker than Sun Wukong, who was born in the colorful divine stone, and his cultivation is still a big realm, and the two of them are one-sided hanging.

"Silly tiger, wait for the two of us to finish eating and then fight!" Sun Wukong said if he loses people.

The tiger demon rubbed his hands and nodded in agreement.

The land lord with a weeping face beckoned the boy to prepare a meal, and after serving a few uncles after finishing the meal, he went back to the house to pack his things.

Xie Yun began to inspect Li Mingda's homework, and when Sun Wukong saw the tiger demon get up, he quickly stood up and said, "Master, I'll go see if our horse is bolted, let's go first!"

After saying that, he didn't look back and ran out.

The tiger demon's heavenly armor was worn on his body, and the immortal rope was also taken out, but he never expected that the monkey would slip with oil on the soles of his feet and chase after him.

After a while, I heard a commotion in the courtyard.

"Master, when did the junior brother and the tiger demon become gentlemen and stop talking?" Li Mingda asked curiously.

"Let's go, let's go out and have a look. Xie Yun got up and also went to the courtyard.

In the yard, Sun Wukong was holding a clothesline to put on the neck of the little white dragon, and the land lord grabbed Sun Wukong's clothes and said: "Great Sage, if you tie the horse, why are you pulling my clothesline?"

"Who said it was yours, my grandson just picked it up on the tree, let it go!"

Bang!

Sun Wukong, who was still pulling with the land lord, turned into a cannonball and hit the courtyard wall directly.

Xie Yun retracted his foot, took out fifty taels and threw them to the land lord, and scolded: "Is this what the teacher usually teaches you?

"System, I reported Sun Wukong for robbing a clothesline. ”

"Ding! The reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and the host will be rewarded with the Divine Power Transmission Technique!"

Wanli Sound Transmission Technique: Communicate heaven and earth, using aura as a medium, it can transmit sound to any place in the Three Realms of the Flood and Desolation.

Similar to the big horn in the game.

The land lord looked at Sun Wukong inserted in the wall of his own courtyard, and his legs twitched from time to time, and he couldn't bear to say: "Immortal Emperor, a clothesline, no, the little god still has a good saddle here, I am willing to give it to the Immortal Emperor, and I am willing to smile." ”

After saying that, three or four boys with a set of saddles were offered.

Xie Yun glanced at it and felt that things were a little strange.

The saddle is very complete, it is a pair of saddle bridles, liners and reins, everything that is used immediately, all are complete, at first glance it looks normal, but if you look closely, you will find that these saddles are the magic weapons of the highest quality.

When did the little mortal land lord become so magnanimous?

"System, I report that these saddles were stolen by the land lord. ”

"Ding, in the verification of the reporting system, congratulations to the host for failing to report, and reward the host Tushi Palace for a car of alchemy coal. ”

Xie Yun was stunned for a moment, and immediately used his big grappling technique to grab the land lord, and asked, "Where did you get these things from?"

As soon as the momentum of the quasi-saint was released, the crotch of the diaper was a little frightened, and he hurriedly opened his mouth to explain.

About two years ago, Guanyin Bodhisattva sent this set of saddles, saying that he would give it to the person who learned the scriptures, so that the little god encouraged the people who learned the scriptures to work hard to travel west to learn the scriptures, and don't be lazy and lax, how to Yunyun and so on.

"Why is Guanyin again?" Master, is she interested in you?" Li Mingda said angrily.

"Silly apprentice, you don't understand, the old saying is good, a good horse with a good saddle, a beautiful woman with a hero, Guanyin Bodhisattva is not interesting to the teacher, she is nakedly expressing her love for the teacher. Xie Yun touched his bare chin and deduced, but he didn't see that the vinegar jar of the big apprentice had been turned over.

"Hmph, stinky master, ignore you. After Li Mingda finished speaking, he called Sun Wukong, the tiger demon and the Jinghe Dragon King and the little white dragon who were salted fish in the stable into the house.

Today's "Three Hundred Children's Songs", one person memorizes ten songs!

"In the future, none of you are allowed to mention the old woman Guanyin in front of the master!"

"Senior sister, Guanyin Bodhisattva is still very young in the quasi-saint. Sun Wukong raised his head and interjected.

"Plug in, lie down, push-ups three hundred!" Li Mingda roared angrily.

"Three hundred is three hundred, and it's not much. Sun Wukong muttered dissatisfied.

"Tiger demon, you sit on the waist of the monkey!"

"Okay!" the tiger demonized itself and was eager to try.

"What?" Sun Wukong was stunned and lay directly on the ground.

He now understands that women can't afford to mess with them, especially women who hold grudges.

In the courtyard, Xie Yun learned the Wanli Sound Transmission Technique, cleared his throat, and shouted in the direction of the Great Lei Yin Temple: "Ahem, Guanyin eldest sister, can you hear clearly?"

PS: [System, I report that the author does not build a readership. 】

[Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to all readers for the successful report, this book will automatically open the readership, and the group number will be deducted: 863442184. 】

Come on, Jiaqun knew what Xie Yun shouted in advance.