Chapter 2 Gain two systems at the beginning
Monster!
A living youkai.
Wang Chuyuan couldn't help but retreat to the back, and soon his back was already attached to the wall.
Nearly two decades of education have suffered a powerful impact today.
The cold touch coming from the wall still couldn't hide the panic in Wang Chuyuan's heart, and he forced himself to maintain a zombie face, staring at the two monsters with blazing eyes.
Staring at an eagle and a cat for fear they might move.
This eagle looks at Wang Chuyuan more familiarly, the eyes, beak and feet are pale yellow, the feathers on the head, neck and tail are white, and the feathers on the rest of the body are dark brown, which is very majestic and beautiful.
This is the bald eagle.
Even if Wang Chuyuan doesn't know much about it, the recognizability is too high.
The rest of the white-haired cats, Wang Chuyuan couldn't distinguish the breed.
The atmosphere was depressed all of a sudden, even if the eagle and the cat both had the style of the Q version, both of them were not big, and the bald eagle spread its wings, that is, about thirty centimeters, giving people a cute pet.
can speak people, even if it is cute, it is a fierce beast with sharp teeth in Wang Chuyuan's eyes.
The atmosphere of silence lasted for about a minute or so, and the white cat's eyes showed smart disappointment, grievance, and pity.
It was the humanized impatience of the bald eagle, and when the wings were stirred, a streamer shot out.
Beyond the speed of the bullet streamer, Wang Chuyuan only felt that the bald eagle moved, and then was hit by the streamer, as for dodging the streamer, it was purely to eat a fart.
Wang Chuyuan involuntarily covered his forehead with one hand, rubbing his forehead repeatedly, feeling a cool feeling.
One after another messages poured out like a tide, flowing through Wang Chuyuan's mind, and he stretched out his hand to the bald eagle in front of him and said, "You are the Great Hero System. ”
Finally, he pointed to the white cat and said, "You are the big harem system. ”
The poor white cat, who was wronged, had a light of excitement in his eyes, and kept nodding his head again and again.
Only the white-headed eagle stood with its wings on its chest, like a human with his hands wrapped around his chest, and looked at the white cat and said in an unceremonious tone: "Little sister, I told you a long time ago, it's good to pass on the message directly, you have to speak in person." ”
"It's not hard enough. ”
After scolding the white cat, the bald eagle spread its wings and flew up, and finally landed directly on Wang Chuyuan's shoulder.
The bald eagle's deep voice sounded from Wang Chuyuan's ears: "Let's go, let's go find the city lord." ”
"No, it's called the county guard now. ”
Wang Chuyuan looked at the bald eagle standing on his right shoulder, and couldn't help asking, "What are you going to do with the county guard?"
Bald Eagle smiled softly, his humanized demeanor was vividly displayed, and he said in an excited tone: "What else can you do?"
"Of course, let the county guard abdicate and make way for Xian, and let you become the new county guard. ”
"Then tomorrow we will go to Jinling, grab the position of the state minister, and the day after tomorrow we will go to the imperial capital to gain control of the empire. ”
"This is my three-day plan for my dad to unify the empire. ”
The bald eagle is triumphant, like a victorious general, who wants to be commended by the emperor's father.
Wang Chuyuan looked at the bald eagle blankly, as if he saw the non-existent tail of the bald eagle, and without waiting for Wang Chuyuan to express his opinion, the sound of a bucket of cold water sounded:
"It's a big brother who can come up with such a thoughtful plan. ”
"When the time comes, Dad will become the lord of the empire, and then he will open a harem. The white cat stretched out its paws, as if counting, and said happily: "There must be three palaces and six courtyards." ”
"And add seventy-two concubines. ”
"Yes, there are three thousand beauties. ”
This bucket of cold water poured Wang Chuyuan thoroughly.
This beating heart has lost its scorching heat.
The joy of gaining the system is completely replaced by sorrow.
Is this IQ worrying?
Wang Chuyuan took a deep breath, no, no, no.
can also be rescued again, maybe it is because I want to deviate, my two systems, maybe they are strong people who step on the sun, moon and galaxy, and wave their hands to change the galaxy.
Then it is not inconceivable to unify the empire in three days, it is a strategy that can be implemented.
Take another breath and perform a fart.
It's all been led crooked by this bastard guy.
Is this the example of legend that pulls you into the ranks of the mentally retarded and then defeats you with a lot of experience.
Suppressing the anger in his heart, Wang Chuyuan tried his best to show a pleasant smile, and asked the bald eagle, "What are your abilities?"
"One enemy country, resist nuclear explosions?"
The bald eagle directly muttered, "Dad, you underestimate me too much." ”
Wang Chuyuan's heart couldn't help but feel relieved, it seems that this cheap son still has a three-inch nail, and he has unconsciously upgraded from a bastard to a son.
After thinking for a while and brewing his words, Wang Chuyuan spoke again:
"It is to suppress the enemy of the world with a snap of his fingers, and a single hair can cut the sun, moon and stars. ”
After speaking, he looked at the bald eagle expectantly, the first kind of force value can already suppress the world, but it is not very safe in the end.
The Reich has created a special departmental special administration.
Wang Chuyuan thinks that he is conscientious and diligent every day, and has applied for the Special Administration many times in order to contribute to the great cause of the empire.
He was repeatedly rejected, and finally misunderstood that he joined the Special Administration for a promotion and a salary increase.
So if you can cut the sun and the moon with a single hair, it will be easy to explode stars at this point, and this will be invincible.
The bald eagle smiled contemptuously and said, "Daddy, what do you think?"
A rhetorical question, with this arrogant voice, Wang Chuyuan hesitated slightly, could it be that he guessed low, but he didn't continue to guess upward, or asked plainly: "Can you explode stars?"
"No, you can't. ”
"Sink the continent in one blow?"
"No, you can't. ”
"Destroy the toilets?"
"No, you can't. ”
Three in a row can't, completely shattering all Wang Chuyuan's illusions, the big slap went directly towards the bald eagle, and the empire was unified in three days, it was purely a daydream, even if it was a village, Wang Chuyuan couldn't do it.
This bastard thing is completely hopeless.
The bald eagle was caught off guard and was directly slapped by Wang Chuyuan.
Constantly fanning his wings in mid-air, he exclaimed after being in pain, "Daddy, what are you doing?"
Wang Chuyuan shouted angrily, "What are you doing?"
"Of course it's to kill you bastard, and eat eagle wings for dinner tonight. ”
The bald eagle flew from the house, fanning its wings, and shouted, "Tiger poison does not eat children." ”
"You want to eat your son. ”
"Oh, I see. ”
"Dad, you are not satisfied with unifying the empire in three days, so let's book a ticket to the imperial capital today, we will conquer the empire in one day and dominate the world in three days. ”
"Daddy, you were born to be king. ”
"Daddy, don't fight, it's time to get the newbie package. ”
The iron fist of love came to an abrupt end in an instant.