Chapter Ninety-Five: 300,000 Pigs [Asking for a Monthly Pass]
After Sun Wukong forced Nezha back, he looked around and said, "You can't use your fists and kicks here, let's go to the top of the hill next to you to fight!"
Nezha's fire-tipped spear pointed obliquely at the blue sky, his eyebrows were upside down, and he said angrily: "I'm afraid you won't make it, go!"
After that, one stepped on the Qiankun circle, the other stepped on the somersault cloud, flew to the hill, and fought again.
They went from the top of the hill to the back of the hill, only to see smoke billowing and sparks flying out.
"Master, the second senior brother won't be in danger, right?" asked Sha Seng uneasily.
"Fourth, don't worry about salty radishes, don't you smell a fragrance?" Zhu Bajie pulled Sha Seng and said.
"What?"
"It's nothing, Bajie is hungry. Xie Yun saw through it and didn't say it.
Sun Wukong and Nezha were roasting chicken and drinking behind the hill, so uncomfortable.
The two are also friends, they haven't seen each other for more than 500 years, so they can only leave the battlefield in this way to reminisce.
"Report!"
Long Wei, who went to Baihuling to investigate, returned.
"How many bone demons are there, how strong are they, have you caught any prisoners?" Li Jing asked three times in succession, leaving Long Wei stunned.
"Back to Marshal, don't talk about bone demons, there are no bone slag!"
"No scum?" Li Jing was stunned.
Ge Laozidi, the Jade Emperor pits me! What about the bone demon that is good?
"System, I report that the Jade Emperor wants to kill me!"
"Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and reward the host with a collective spirit prohibition card. ”
"System, I reported Li Jing if he didn't report it!"
"Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and the host will be rewarded with a card that cannot take care of himself. ”
Collective Forbidden Spirit Card: Used by all targets within a radius of 50 miles, it can seal the aura in its body, valid for one day, and is only valid for targets below Da Luo Jin Xian.
Inability to take care of oneself card: effective for a single goal, can make it lose the ability to take care of oneself, including but not limited to incontinence, Alzheimer's disease, etc., valid for three years, only valid for the following goals.
"Li Jing, do you have anything else to explain?" Xie Yun asked.
"Eh, Immortal Emperor, you listen to the little god's explanation, misunderstanding, all this is a misunderstanding, when the little god returns to heaven and asks Your Majesty, you must give the Immortal Emperor an explanation. Li Jing's cold sweat flowed into the butt ditch again, and he wanted to scold his mother.
With such a big action, the target doesn't exist? The Jade Emperor is trying to pit himself to death!
Xie Yun took out the collective forbidden spirit card and said coldly: "No need, this emperor wants to go to heaven and talk to the Jade Emperor in person." ”
Prohibit!
The left and right middle route armies present totaled 305,000 people, and they collectively lost their aura in an instant, leaving only more than 30 Da Luo Jinxian-level generals with combat effectiveness.
"Immortal Emperor, if you have something to say, can you release people first?" Li Jing pleaded.
"Can't!" Xie Yun directly refused, and threw out the Liuhe Monument.
Bang! Bang!
The speed of the Liuhe Monument was extremely fast, and before the remaining generals could react, they had severe pain in the back of their heads, their eyes were black, and they passed out, including Li Jing, the coach.
Sleeve up!
After Xie Yun waved his sleeves and imprisoned all the more than 300,000 heavenly soldiers and generals, Sun Wukong and Nezha ended camping, and came back with a mouth full of oil and a wine burp.
", where is my Heavenly Court army?" Nezha opened his mouth, and the fire-tipped spear in his hand fell to the ground.
"Heavenly Court wants to besiege and kill this emperor, and now that they have all been subdued, Third Prince, do you want to resist?" Xie Yun asked.
Nezha: emmmm
He only left for an hour, and the army of more than 300,000 people let the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor clean up alone?
Even if it is 300,000 pigs, the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor will also catch it for three days and three nights, right?
Pig teammates!
"Brother, do you want to resist?" Sun Wukong instantly distanced himself from Nezha to avoid affecting himself when the master cleaned up Nezha.
"Resist a ghost, the one who knows the times is Junjie, is it useful for me to resist?" Nezha rolled his eyes and tied himself up with Chaotian Aya.
Xie Yun smiled, showed his sleeves, and put Nezha in.
"The Jade Emperor's heart is not dead, it's time to go to Heaven to warn a wave. ”
"Bendi is not powerful, do you use me as the monkey of Sun Wukong?"
"I said to demolish your Heavenly Court, then there won't be even a brick left for you!" Xie Yun muttered to himself
Sun Wukong next to him was embarrassed, master, just say it, why compare me with you, what I said back then was all angry words!
"Dao Chief, are you going to dismantle the Heavenly Court?" asked the White Bone Spirit in surprise.
is worthy of being the girl's dream lover, and the shot is extraordinary.
"I have this idea!" Xie Yun nodded.
"Master, be sensible, our current strength is not enough to attack Heavenly Court!" Zhu Bajie advised.
Heavenly Court is a cute mascot on the surface, but behind the scenes, the four emperors, the five parties and the five elders are all masters of the sub-saint level, and the quasi-saint Daluo Jin Immortal is even more numerous.
"Teachers have their own tricks. Xie Yun said confidently.
The system beep kept ringing in his ears.
To be precise, it is the thousand-layer stupa that keeps coming from the system prompt.
Emperor Jun's Opinion +1+1+1......
Donghuang Taiyi's friendship +1+1+1......
Dijiang Opinion +1+1+1......
Sentence Opinion +1+1+1......
Zhurong Favorability +1+1+1......
......
The thousand-feuille pagoda, the true spirits of the masters of the two lich clans are being brainwashed by madness, and their favorability is increasing at a rate of little per minute, and they soon become Xie Yun's diehard fans, with a favorability of +999.
"Wukong, you've been to the underworld, take the teacher to the underworld today!"
"Master, what are you going to do in the underworld?" Sun Wukong swallowed dryly, a little afraid.
After all, the master just said that he was going to demolish the heavenly court, and now he is going to the underworld, is he going to make a big fuss about the underworld?
Isn't this a copy of my grandson's troubles?
"Go to the land of the six realms of reincarnation for the teacher, meet Hou Tu Niangniang, and give her a big gift. Xie Yun looked at the mille-feuille pagoda and smiled.
"Oh, as long as you don't go to trouble King Yama. Sun Wukong stomped on the ground and stepped out of the land.
After he asked about the nearest ghost gate, he was familiar with the way, and led everyone to the ghost gate.
The gloomy atmosphere was thick, the ghost fog was filled, and it was the afternoon, and the ghost door was closed.
"Stop, the ghost gate never allows the living to pass through, you guys who don't have long eyes leave quickly. The two ghosts standing guard held mourning sticks and stopped Xie Yun.
Syllable!
After Xie Yun slapped the ghost away, he raised his foot and kicked the ghost door open.
"Someone, hurry up and inform the two adults of Black and White Impermanence, there is a Taoist who has forcibly broken through the ghost gate!" the two ghosts shouted at the ghost gate.
Boom!
Xie Yun threw his Immortal Emperor waist card towards the city tower, and the ghost guarding the ghost gate was dumbfounded, and the newly rising Heavenly Court Eight Desolation Emperor actually came to the underworld.
A little panicked!!
"You two, your eyes are bright, dare to say that my master doesn't have long eyes, believe it or not, my old grandson beat you to the point of being scattered?"
"Great Sage, why didn't the Immortal Emperor come to give notice in advance, I'll wait for the switch to meet you for ten miles!" The two ghosts who had been moldy for eight lifetimes almost cried.