63 Crying Shu Han Zhuge makeup god

In this strange situation, everyone couldn't help but laugh when they heard "Xie Yixiang" say this. That Bi Changxiao was provoked by "Xie Yixiang", and his heart was already in a mess, and he couldn't help laughing when he heard this, leaving all the thoughts of "scandal" and "extinguishing his mouth" behind him, to see what the two women in the hall were going to be crazy.

The Song staff general even joked on the side: "It's okay now, I can't imagine that Dajiangdong will go, General Guan and Zhuge Junshi actually reunited in Shu today, it seems that the revival of the emperor's Shu Kingdom is hopeful!"

In the laughter of everyone, "Bi Yixiang" was already so angry that his face was flushed, and he looked like Guan Gong's red face without makeup. I saw that she raised the Blue Dragon Glaive Knife in her hand vigorously, and shouted angrily: "Ignorant woman, dare to bewitch the crowd, come to entertain me." Guan will slash you with one sword!"

But he saw that "Xie Yixiang" took a puff of dry tobacco without hesitation, and then read in a long voice: "General Liangwen wants to be superior to Meng Qi. In terms of brightness: Although Meng Qi is majestic, he is also the disciple of Huang Bu and Peng Yue; If the present prince is appointed to guard Jingzhou, it is not a serious matter; if he enters Sichuan, if Jingzhou is lost, the crime will be great. But I hope it will shine. ”

The "Bi Yixiang" was stunned for a moment, and muttered: "This ...... This is ......" Xie Yixiang sighed: "How did Yun Chang forget? In the past, Ma Chao returned to the emperor's uncle, and you wanted to enter Sichuan to compete with him, this is the reply I wrote to you at that time, but I advised you to focus on the overall situation and defend Jingzhou, which dispelled your idea of entering Sichuan." ”

The "Bi Yixiang" couldn't help but have a burst of doubts on his face, and he pondered for a long time before he muttered, "Not bad...... It's still not as good as the beauty of the man...... This was indeed the reply that the military advisor gave me at that time. Don't...... Could it be that you are really Zhuge Junshi?"

When the words fell, everyone present laughed again. At the moment, it's like two madmen singing, and it's a farce. However, there are thoughtful people who immediately understand the key to it.

You must know that the passage that "Xie Yixiang" just said is clearly from the play "Going to the Meeting with a Single Knife", and the content of the so-called Kong Ming's reply to Guan Gong was naturally compiled by later generations, and in the final analysis, it is just a joke, how can it be the original text of Zhuge Liang's letter in the past? Even whether Zhuge Liang really wrote such a letter to Guan Gong in the past has long been impossible to verify after thousands of years.

However, "Xie Yixiang" used the words in the drama to deceive "Bi Yixiang" at this moment, but the other party immediately decided that this drama was the letter written by Kong Ming to himself back then. It can be seen from this that this "Bi Yixiang" claims to be the reincarnation of Guan Gong, but in the end it is still fake, it is clear that she has a mad attack and imagines herself to be Guan Gong;

After understanding this scene, a few people gradually woke up and said in their hearts: "This 'Bi Yixiang' is only afraid that he is really crazy, and 'Xie Yixiang' is pretending to be crazy." The reason why she called herself Zhuge Kongming was naturally to set the words of 'Bi Yixiang'. ”

While everyone was thinking, the two women in the front hall had already knelt down face to face, both hugging their heads and crying. The "Bi Yixiang" cried in a thick voice: "Military advisor......! How did you become like this, that you were actually a daughter?" The "Xie Yixiang" also "cried": "Wronged! Wronged! Liang was originally a Nanyang cloth cloth, and he did not seek to be heard by the princes, and thanks to the emperor's uncle's care, he had to bow down and die. Who knew that the Han Dynasty was exhausted, and Liang made up for the sky with his hands, after all, he went against the sky, and then he suffered the curse of God!" As she spoke, she pretended to wipe her tears again, and asked rhetorically: "It's Yun Chang, you, a dignified beautiful bearded man, how did you also become a daughter?"

"Bi Yixiang" sighed, and suddenly tears fell like rain, and said slowly: "As Fang just said, I died in Dongwu that day, and after that, it seemed like a big dream, and after waking up from the dream, I found that it was a thousand years later, and I also became a daughter, but the fourth lady of Bifu, it was really ridiculous! I have thought about this matter many times, presumably this is the so-called 'reincarnation' of the world, I think it is because Guan Mou's resentment is too heavy, so after reincarnation, he still retains the memory of his previous life, so he is not tormented!"

"Xie Yixiang" hurriedly said: "Isn't that exactly the case? On the same day, I went out of Qishan six times, and I was seriously ill on the way to Wei, but Wen Chang stepped on the seven-star lamp that continued my life, causing me to die in Wuzhangyuan. After that, it was like sleeping for a long time, and after waking up, it happened that she had actually changed into a daughter, and she was still the third lady of Xie Fengxuan's family. If it weren't for meeting Yun Chang and Liang's true identity today, I am afraid that I will never see the light of day again. The "Bi Yixiang" immediately shouted angrily: "What a Wei Yan, I only hate Guan Mou for having eyes and no beads, he should have listened to the words of the military advisor in Changsha back then, and beheaded him with a knife!"

At that moment, these two "crazy people" talked about "family life", and talked about Liu Bei, Zhang Fei, Cao Cao, Sun Quan and others, and everyone present wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh out loud, so they could only stiffen their faces and hold back so uncomfortable. After listening to these two people chatting a few more words, "Xie Yixiang" suddenly said: "I only hate to show my hands and have no power to restrain the chicken, unlike Yun Chang, you still have a good martial arts." Over the years, although I have always wanted to fulfill the last wish of the emperor to restore the Han family, I am unable to do anything, and I really hate it!"

After saying this, he suddenly stood up and said loudly: "Big brother really didn't see the wrong person! Military advisor, it was not until today that Guan was truly happy and sincere to you! Although the two of us have fallen to such a point, we must not forget the great cause of reviving the Han Dynasty! You must know that over the years, I have disguised myself as my original form to eliminate violence and peace in this Shu area, and my real intention is to seize the ill-gotten wealth of these bandits and accumulate them in secret. As long as you have money and food, you can recruit troops and buy horses, so why worry about not succeeding in big things?"

As soon as these words came out, the entire front hall suddenly became agitated, and it was reasonable to say that "Bi Yixiang" imagined himself as Guan Gong killing people everywhere, but listening to her words at the moment, Guan Gong's real intention was to "eat black and black" and rob those bandits of their money. You must know that "Bi Yixiang" is clearly a fake, so what is the use of her accumulating money? It is impossible to really let her recruit troops and rebel? Could it be that there is another hidden story behind the whole thing? Or is there another behind-the-scenes mastermind? Or is there another behind-the-scenes mastermind?

I saw that "Xie Yixiang" also stood up and said excitedly: "Very good! Yun Chang, in the future, you and I will join hands to revive the Han Dynasty, and it is just around the corner! I will go to find the descendants of the imperial uncle, and you are responsible for recruiting troops and horses in Shudi......" Speaking of this, she suddenly asked: "It's just the money that Yun Chang has accumulated, I don't know where it is now?"

When "Bi Yixiang" heard this question, he immediately stood on the spot and muttered, "Yes...... Where's the money?" she pondered for a while, and then suddenly said, "Yes, the money is with my sister." I've always asked my sister to keep it for me!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone suddenly realized, and looked at Bi Yixiao in unison. It turned out that the so-called Guan Gong apparition, the mastermind behind the scenes was actually Bi Yixiao, the second lady of the Bi family. From this point of view, what kind of "female god of wealth" who is good at business, in the final analysis, is actually a bandit who eats black and eats black.

When Bi Yixiao heard this, she couldn't help biting her lips, and her face turned even pale. General Song hurriedly said: "Miss Bi Er, be careful, don't faint again, it will be a little ugly." Bi Yixiao shook her head slowly, and finally sighed and closed her eyes. Looking at her appearance, she obviously acquiesced to the words of "Bi Yixiang".

Combined with what Zhao Ruoregret said, Bi Yixiao has been asking him to do something hurtful in private over the years, and he also insisted that the woman who had a relationship with him was this Bi Yixiao, the second Miss Bi Yixiao. From this point of view, the whole thing is clearly Bi Yixiao's means, I think she instigated Bi Yixiang to pretend to be Guan Gong to kill people everywhere, the purpose is to accumulate money for Bi Fu, and she also conspired with Bi Yixiang to set up an improper relationship with Zhao Ruocheng, so that Zhao Ruocheng would also be willing to do things for them.

Then Zhao Ruoregret completely woke up, and said in a deep voice: "Good means...... What a good idea......! It turns out that the purpose of you doing this is to ask Zhao to work hard for your Bi family!" Everyone couldn't help but sigh secretly, they couldn't imagine that the four brothers and sisters in the Bi Mansion were indeed eight immortals who crossed the sea and showed their magical powers, but none of them were clean.

"Xie Yixiang" said this, and when he said to "Bi Yixiang": "Yun Chang, why are you so confused? This Bi Yixiao is just Bi Yixiang's sister, not your Guan Yunchang's sister......! No, she is indeed Guan's sister...... Strange, why can't I understand it?"

"Xie Yixiang" hurriedly said again: "No, she is not your sister, but your aunt." Because your real father is actually your brother Bi Changxiao. The mind of "Bi Yixiang" began to be confused, and when he heard this, he became more and more confused, and he naturally muttered to himself.

Seeing that "Bi Yixiang" was confused, "Xie Yixiang" no longer paid attention to her, and immediately smiled at everyone: "I think you all understand that this Miss Bi Si's so-called reincarnation of Guan Gong is just a madman, and in the end she is just a poor worm who is used by others." And the person who uses her behind the scenes is our Miss Bi Er. ”4510